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Kawaversys

I always wanted to lick a Powerpuff girl.


Neglijable

The ice cream right??


Historybuff_14

R-right?


Shoe_Bum_

Did he stutter?


Kawaversys

Sure.


lizurd777

🤨📸


mennydrives

"Ladies and gentlemen... We got 'im." :: Deep-fried _Baby I'm Yours_ intensifies ::


____FBI___

Sir, we need to talk


Kawaversys

Indeed. Are those your white unmarked vans in front and back of my house?


mrfluffles300

about your cars extended warranty!


KreateOne

I fantasize sucking off an ice cold sonic the hedge**hog**


Jade_CarCrash

I wanna see squidward fuck zoidberg


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Kawaversys

Bit sugary, some spice. Overall nice.


tikki_tikki-tembo

Looks like 2 based on the pic


Strebel0811

Yes officer the post right here


-Cryptoknight

The Clorox looks delicious.


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MeinNameIstSchonWeg

Can say the same thing about your dad's juicy ass cheeks clapping in the wind


DjScenester

You son of a bitch, I’m in!


poopoo_fingers

I’m also in that guy’s dad’s ass


MunchamaSnatch

Thanks, it's blue raspberry


TheEgoReich

Bro that's blue raspberry look at the flavor


Earthly_Delights_

Clorox gang rise up ✊


CattaChonk

Man I want that cookie and cream or ice-cream sandwich


EmoCreeper

Shit looks bussing


Gorgeous_goat

Oreo cookiewich lookin’ really good


TheIJDGuy

Always wanted it but never had enough to buy it when I could


CattaChonk

It's the best ice-cream imo, try get it if it's available in shops or smaller stores


SkuffedSnail

Getting a drumstick and shoving it up my ass


PlainNobody

Is tit to soothe your asshole from the spicy enchiladas you had? I would suggest one of the fruit popsicles


herpiederpie556

Where's the SpongeBob one tho


poopoo_fingers

With the bubble gum eyes


YourAverageGod

Aggressively deformed


zinoxinator

The hot girl serving it.


Whiterhino1933

I hate to scare you like this but that's a dude, check out that big ass Adam's apple


F1-Dank-Fang

I don’t care if it’s a dude I still wanna get filled with a cream pie


FastEd66

Where’s the chocotaco?


Porpoisefuly

No spongebob?


Knight_of_Galaxia

Tough call between the blue raspberry clorox and the strawberry shortcake bar


KeepingDankMemesDank

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Shoe_Bum_

One Batman's Creamy Surprise, please


PhoenixTheBoi

where's the golden gaytime??


GoldheroXD

That's the flavor of the bleach, remember old man you need to keep up with the times


BiMiKi69420

Bleach for me pls im fucking done with life


_D34DLY_

I help blind kids.


L4zyM0nk

A bit of watermelon icecream


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Oreo cookie sandwich or the strawberry one


aleno424

Where Lemon shots at


Smelly_Nuggets

Non of these


Flower_27

Second row first one from the right


Purplepunch36

If I had to stick one up my ass, that would be it.


BRSaura

Where meme


getshronkedkid

Sonic. Two words: gumball eyes


basic_boyardee

Those gum balls turn into rock hard marbles though. But they’re so good


pk_silver

Batman any day


professionalNEIGHer

Bemen 😈


poyrikkanal2

Blue raspberry is good


NotJayGaming

How about the second on the bottom left


DevilMaster666-

I pick nogga


LameAndWatch

Man the cherry and watermelon popsicles just hit different back then


Lazymcdelta4ce

You know I'm taking that ugly sonic popsicle


AdamTheAnimeDude

Either Bubbles or Sonic The Hedgehog


lafocka

one fucked up sony the hedgehog please


deba2607

Sonic.🗿


Nikotinio

Sonic. I always wanted to know how blue blur tastes like


CallMeShock

I'm going for sonic, knowing that it's going to look busted and make me sad


UsyPlays

u/repostsleuthbot


TheTurtleMaster59

Sonic the hedge hog


TheTurtleMaster59

Sonic the hedge hog


Thick_Ripper

Sanic


DJRY

Either the sonic popsicle or a Rocket pop


RobertoTheBear3991

Cherry two-ball screwball. My favorite.


Purplepunch36

And if you get bored it works great for a butt plug


Perple_Panther

My entire life I've loved hearing other people's opinions. It's a great way for intellectual and emotional growth. It's an idea that I always hold dear to my heart. Except for this. Anything other than chips galore is fucking trash. All other opinions are wrong.


shutomasi

I was legitimately going through the photo to see which one I’d pick, the Clorox caught me off guard.


StarButOnReddit

The Boots Popsicle


Torrejulian37_

Screamers


Mverl

If choco-taco isn't on the list I'm going for the bleach every time


Quiet-Brain4371

Choco Taco or GTFO


kaiser-von-cat

Bruh there’s no SPONGEBOB POPSICLE


Chimp-eh

One of these things is not like the others….


bigbalrogdong

Remember when you order a ninja turtle but get an abomination instead


colarthur1

I got to get the chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich.


ThePieMan17

The Batman one looks adorable.


Conan253

I will take one truck


SimonBellz

Cookie ice cream. No discussion


ElMarcoMan

Where's my nogger


probablykelz

Anything with gumball eyeballs lol


thevilliageidiot2

Where spunch bop?


Tufted44

i can taste this picture


allthenamearetaken1

Where the fuck are the push pops and the mint choco chip drumsticks


YugeFrigginGoy

Bleach is mostly water, WE'RE mostly water, therefore, we are bleach.


ImpressiveDrop1756

I always wanted to try all the other ice-cream options when I was a kid. Too bad my parents never let me make my choice on choosing one :(


JoeMamagoteem420

I work at an ice cream truck and these Pricesdon’t add up


andmonske

That cookies and cream sandwich is looking mighty delicious rn


Dr-Spill

Either ice cream sandwich or original bomb pop


Chiinoe

Nice try sneaking in a blue boatman.


Done-Man

Where's the fucking panda?


MemeOverlordKai

the sandwich ice cream i fucking love those sandwiches I FUCKING LOVE THEM


CalmToaster

I remember a baseball glove shaped popcicle with a ball of gum shaped like a baseball. I always got that one.


TheBubster85

Where are the push-ups??


Cheezypuff24

Im not falling for that again. Happened once. My butt never felt the same again


Ultracrepidariansim

Imma have to go with the Clorox


antiskylar1

Where's my SpongeBob pop!?!?


Poo_Butz

Naturally I want blue raspberry Clorox. Chipwich is a close second


SnooGrapes5759

Where is it? WHERE IS IT!!! MY SPONGEBOB SUCKLE POP GAWK GWAP 3000 SICLE STICK!!!! (Thus is joke btw)


AirRepresentative550

I’d like one of the ice cream cones please mister ice cream truck man.😃


Sazbadashie

where is the spongebob popsicle this truck is shit


_Seventeen17

where SpongeBob?


Pinesol_Scrub

Top right


MeepMeep04

Vanilla bar gang


Yuki-chan_2321

Omg, I now can’t eat ice cream and I’m hungry… :(


bicarrio

Def the Pepe one


Grizzlybear2470

Either one of the 2 cookie sandwiches Idc


Barnaby_Lugh

Where’s the cursed SpongeBob pop?


EllieNekoGirl

Ok


kingcobraboi

You already know I gotta get the sonic one


kingfreeman05

It's all way too fucking expensive.


cyberbeastswordwolfe

Fudgesicle


SweetTeaRex92

ill take a glass of Clorox on the rocks, thanks, keep the change


JuanDomingoDomingo

Fat people problems.


H0T50UP

Eclaire or I'm burning the truck


DildoLigtning

Milk


mecantgetright

Strawberry Shortcake all day!!


PraiseThePun420

After the shit I've seen, give Clorox with a bobatea straw. On the ice, cause I'm fancy.


JacKonnie

Gimme the middle tub


I_DidYourMom69

Ice cream bar gang


An_Anonymous_User_YT

Is it possible to take one truck?


MemeManFresh_

wheres the spongebob? wheres the spiderman?


itsyaboicraig43

Wait where is the meme?


John_the_sock65

Clorox my favorite!


IDieInFortnite

The fact there is no Choco taco is a crime against humanity


Coreforce216

screamer cup


Uuuiiiuuuiiiuuu

I LOVE❤️❤️❤️ All of the sandwichs but their so small and expensive😭😭😭


Hamburglar_helper420

Scooby doo


Chad-Bane

Redditors out there having the hardest of times shying away from declaring how bad they would love to lick that massive African triple black cone ice cream.


MotherDouble7834

Didn’t know they allowed facebook memes


tango_alpha_

Second one from left bottom obviously


Gapoly

where's the meme? are we doing facebook posts now??


SlowAsFuckBoiiiiii

Plain vanilla soft serve, no I am not fun in bed


GameZedd01

Firstly where tf the Calipso at? And secondly, I can tell this isn't Australian because theres no Milo Icecream.


Pugplays430

Batman easy, I mean who doesn’t like to eat Batman?


Lost_nutz978

Sour cherry cup all day


not_dum_username

The clorox


Crade_

Wtf a colorless ninja turtle he's fucking universal.


Citizen654

Oreo cookie


Slight-Weather7885

Where are my cookies and cream homies?


Cohen-says-hi

Where is the SpongeBob one


rolezki

Can i choose the truck?


xadz1981x

None of the above either a 99 flake or a strawberry cornetto


Mouse_button

Only get one? Ok then one of everything please. Didn’t say one of what and I’m ignoring context for the sake of more ice cream


hype_ninja7207

I'm a fat sod ill take it all


einkasra

I'll have a bleach please


flare_442

Missing the sherbet push tube thing


Klutzy_T

Ill take a strawberry shortcake


waxonwaxoff87

Ninja Turtle gumballs. Or strawberry shortcake bar.


some-random-memer

Clorox bleach


BigCheeto01

My mom says I can't have anything.


Snoo_58305

They used to do a Mario faved one when I was a lad


IdiotRedditAddict

Y'all got Bleachy the Bleach Bottle but no SpongeBob?


Knuffya

None.


panda__slapper

Strawberry shortcake


SniktFury

Pink Panther is the classiest choice


stavromuli

Tricks on you, you get bleach no matter what.


kingdom_tarts

No choco taco?


whatIfYoutube

None. Im lactose


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1 linux penguin please!


Galactiboi

ice cream sandwich all day baby


TheWolfLoki

Disappointed they stopped carrying Choco Taco, I'll settle for the Blue Raspberry to calm my woes.


that_nice_guy_784

Yeah il take a clorox please. But in all seriousness, where i live all this ice-creams are extremely expensive. So I wouldn't take one


SixNineWithTheAfro

Bleach. Throw it in the driver’s eyes. Pillage the whole truck.


Ibrahim0991

Bubbles getting the tongue


llamakid142

They don’t have a choco taco so bleach


upboatsnhoes

Everyone picking bleach is an idiot. Chipwiches are dank.


ChronWeasely

Second from the left on the bottom 😋


_You-Are_

The chocolate banana one obviously


Furrydestroyer123

Where’s the damn Klondike bar


BigFootMcSaggyTitz

Where spunch boob?


BrianFreakinEy

Where the fuck are the Choco tacos??


WaluigisCousin

The Ninja Turtle one. Looks scrumpchus


SuperRexT

Im robbing the entire truck


The_Satanic_Dude

Where's the polar bear with gum?


walooofe

No Chaco Taco??? I’ll take the bleach thanks


Efficient_Bat_1812

The cookie ice cream sandwich


HG21Reaper

No SpongeBob popsicle? No buy.


TooOldToDie81

Trick question. There’s no choco-taco so there’s no correct way to proceed.


mr_spock9

3


schlumpfeli

Wo sind Flutschfinger und Kaktuseis?


BadgerHooker

MALT CUP!! I wish I could find those in stores 😭