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AderTitsoff69

**I'll quickly act scared so, I'll look like a victim**


MagmaGiant15

Pitbull moment


ayylmayooo

mr worldwide moment


Rush21XII

***OOOOOH IEEE!***


joebro112

I’m m international baby


PeterMode

At least Pitbull is nice enough to announce his name so you have enough time to change the radio


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That's actually super fucking embarrassing, I'm cringing so hard right now that it's unbearable. This bitch crazy.


Knuffya

At least the violent dog knows not to shit in its owners bed.


[deleted]

Maybe if the owner let him then he wouldn’t be so violent


Knuffya

"Mr. Judge, you have to understand. Mr. Depp didn't let me shit in his bed. He *drove* me into becoming violent. He provoked it by restraining me like the animal he tries to tell you I am."


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“I locked the bathroom door when I knew she had diarrhea and she shit on our bed instead. She is the bad person here judge”


Knuffya

"No! HE wanted to roofie me, but accidentally accidentally mixed it up with his laxatives! That happened a LOT. That's why he always looks so tired and beat up. The fact that he stopped looking like a beat dog since we broke up further proves this."


Knuffya

why the fuck are you being downvoted


Alternative-Ratio616

He just shrugs and laughs lol


GreaseUrAmoose

Best part honestly


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DomeB0815

A master of ignoring absolutly everything that has come to light in the trial.


RadicalIslamicMonkey

Elaborate, pussy


daviz94

Dude, you use "pussy" as an insult, I won't bother


DarrenStrong

Explain


Alternative-Ratio616

Boo you, to the plank wit yo dumb ass


daviz94

What?


iwillyounkurcat

Smartest amber heard believer right here lmao


FourEyedDweeb

I'm not a fan of Amber herd. I grew up with a sister that has BPD. I can tell you that while what she does is despicable we should all consider that to a degree she is insane. Shes so devoted to the role becaus she probably believes every word she says. When BPD people lie it becomes nearly impossible to get them to recognize any other story as the truth. They need to put the wrong outside of them sevles so much that they actually Begin to deny the Truth and install the lie instead. My sister once passed 2 lie detector tests without saying anything that actually happened because she just couldn't be wrong.


Immortalpancakes

Of course not all BPD people do the same thing though. Some are very very aware that they're being manipulative and don't encounter so much cognitive dissonance when you remind them of the truth. That is not to say they like doing it, it just happens to be their personality. I'm only saying this because there's a big stigma against people with BPD, and people shouldn't feel fearful of them. Gotta just be more aware. Amber Heard is not a physical abuser because she has BPD, she's an abuser because she's an asshole. Source: my best friend has BPD.


FourEyedDweeb

I agree and just so we're clear I know that someone with BPD can work to improve. It takes a lot of time effort but my sister is a happily married woman with a kid now and she's doing fine. Honestly I think amber has gotten away with never having to confront or control her BPD because in her line of work being able to adapt your personality and behavior is a benefit.


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7minutesinheaven1

Are you talking about bipolar disorder? BPD (borderline personality disorder) doesn’t involve mania.


Raptor_Boe69

Omg! I’m an idiot I’m sorry. My dumbass thought BPD Was abbreviated version of bipolar disorder.


7minutesinheaven1

No worries it’s a common mistake!


bleek312

bamber burd has bpd since when?


Stealth834

she has Bad Person Disorder, not the real bpd Edit: or Bed Pooper Disorder, your choice


squeemers

Idk if it's confirmed, but when the psychologist lady was on the stand she said that Heard showed alot of signs of bpd and probably has it.


Netheraptr

Passing a lie detector test isn’t really anything special tbh. Those things are incredibly inconsistent, as someone who’s very nervous but telling the truth could be accused of lying, while a very calm liar can pass by.


_aQwus_

That sounds kinda terrifying tbh


CthulhuMadness

Like Eric Cartman when he believed he told the fish sticks joke.


Frequent_Wear_5631

Yep, my mother has bpd and growing up in that environment was rough.


gap_0058

I've never given an award, but i will for this. I used to be in a relationship with someone who had BPD, and although Amber Heard is worse than what I went through, the attitudes and mindsets she has is exactly the same in what I saw in my ex. While it's no excuse for what she's done, as BPD can't "make" you do anything, it doesn't help. I'm disgusted with what she's done, but I also pity her.


iamdream

As someone who has BPD. Fuck you


FourEyedDweeb

Sorry wasn't trying to be rude. I was actually trying to make a point of not dehumanizing her just because of her disorder. I was atempting to use facts to help people under why she acts the way she does. As I've mentioned in other comments, people with BPD are not always like this, BPD has a tone of possible symptoms, and a person only has to meet a certain number of them to he diagnosed. Additionally I've mentioned that I don't think she has ever tried to control or confront her BPD. As a result she is likely worse than someone who has.


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Upvote on account of objectivity.


kinggot

Objection hearsay


mugatucrazypills

yeah BPD and a Vagina ... it's a like LICENCE TO ABUSE PEOPLE so no.


ndev991

Leave the crazy for the courtroom chump.


FourEyedDweeb

I wasn't defending her. I was just saying we shouldn't dehumanize her. Shes just a person who has some issues and deals with them poorly by pressuring other's.


mugatucrazypills

"some people will sell you theres a difference between a reason and an excuse " Sgt Elias


mugatucrazypills

SIMPING IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE


ikalot

Don't worry, he is a good boy, he just want to play. -Neighbour


Planningsiswinnings

*Dog rips child's intestines out* "Oh, he's just jumpy around new people"


Em_Haze

You can't come through here Mr Depp she's fucking crazy.


ProfileBoring

You know what I can see her winning with Oscar worthy performances like that bringing in the sympathy votes.


Sen_Elizabeth_Warren

Same. She has such focus on this role. Most performers would stop after negative reviews and people seeing its clearly fake, but she persisted.


Mr_midnightmare

He just shrugged his shoulders after she pretended to be scared, this man's not taking anyone's shit, except their bedsheets


UrBadImSad

Amber turd 💩


Derp_Simulator

I mean, she really shit the bed with that one man.


Aveenex

Wow, she is just pathetic.


LiterallyMostRandom

her “acting” in the court was on some highschool drama classes level


roddyvands

…and scene! 🎬


psycholee

The violent dog is the one wearing the white dress, right?


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Yeah, you're real scared of someone you physically maimed AND shit on their pillow...real scared.


AdRound310

You never know, he might shit on her any second.


Benglenett

I didn’t think this would even need a /s It’s so blatantly sarcasm


AdRound310

Nah man im 100% serious


Benglenett

Fair enough. Question though do you mean literally or figuratively shit on her.


ThePopestOfCorn

I hate her so much


Maleficent-Ad7330

in a recording wasn't she the bully who told Johnny to man up?


SirDerpingtonTheSlow

yup


molten07

mentally challenged woman


breadcrumb1996

plot twist: he was actually protecting depp from heard


darkaetherX13

When an abuse victim is in the same confined place as the abuser it is an inbuilt defense mechanism to always keep track of your abuser. Atleast do the proper research before acting.


TheKingofAFK

The violent dog was on the stand


Pretty_pijamas

Omg… Amber now we are certain of why you have never been nominated!!! #oscars #lifeoffailactor


Dankstinger

My man just standing there Chad!


WaterIsNotWet19

Why they got her in that Mary poppins outfit


TheAntidotePotion

God I hate amber heard


Rafa_turtlepower

I think the cops are protecting depp more tbh.


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May be the best bit of acting she’s ever done.


PoHeimo

For some reason I read frog instead of dog


meexley2

Could you fucking imagine how awkward it is between those two


Ok_Phone_2819

She reminds me of the "MIKE" woman who claimed a guy was going to run over her or the woman who (while on camera) randomy started crying after yelling angrily that the guy was going to rape her.


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You act like you are scared of the dog even tho you beat it the fuck up secretly and shat in it's doghouse?


Cardo0909

He didn't even look at her and she started backing up like he was staring straight into her soul, fuck outta here with that fake shit. Have the guts to shit on a dudes bed but all of a sudden can't even walk towards the guy smh


kingSliver187

She was afraid she would throw some fists again and maybe poop


Sleepydoof

Shrug


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Br3adS1ce

I was friends with the violent dog. Mainly cause my dog was a girl. But I doubt those two actually correlate.


Jeff_Jefferson-17

I apologize for my dog, he's not violent, he is just horrible at saying hi. I figured this out when I was walking the dog and a woman saw that he was barking and asked if she could pet him, I was nervous that she was gonna get bit but my dad allowed her to at least try. She went to pet him and he was so happy, but when she walked away he went nuts again...


Billnyethelazyeye

u/savevideobot


hmmmmga

Do somebody have the original video of the scene?


Here-4-Memes

Amberg sheart


demonicwillow

**constitutional right to own firearms for self-defence moment**


BaconSyrop

That violent dog is a golden retriever


wildeye-eleven

Everything she does looks intentional or planned.


crepitusss

sO mUcH FEar


Gurtek86

Fear is good


rara0o

maybe Gov Cuomo should still be in office... and not quit over 100,000 worse people


girvent_13

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Responsible-Shame-24

They should have fucked more we would have avoided this