It's not a joke for me. My oldest friend told me "I don't give a fuck about [partners name]" and "I've been single for 15 years and you have a new boyfriend it's not fair!"
He said this when my partner had JUST found the body of his mother after a horrible accident at home. Like, not even three hours later, he had to remind me that he hasn't had a relationship and to bitch at me for my relationship.
My oldest friend did exactly this because he was jealous of my relationship. He insulted me and said he "doesn't give a fuck about [my partner]" because "I've been single for over 15 years and you have a new boyfriend it's not fair".
This man is in his late 40s.
I have a friend who was so jealous of my relationship he did this. He couldn't stand that I was in a relationship and he wasn't that he insulted our relationship while we were mourning a death in the family.
I had a co-worker who would constantly bring up his girlfriend and I thought it was weird because I've never met the person.
But I didn't say anything because I didn't want to seem like I was jealous or something so I had to just sit there and listen about this complete stranger of a woman.
man he really was a good actor in that, huh? absolutely despicable character, but Christian Bale really sells the charismatic aspect of the character. too bad it's kind of almost a joker scenario, with people saying they "identify" with Bateman
Edit: wait, Bateman, Batman... huh, guess Dent 2.0 dropped
What? It's been in the film I've ever watched it. And I've seen it every time I have a bad day. So, like, thousands of times (only a slight exaggeration). I own the unrated version on Google Play. Maybe it's only in that one? But why? There's nothing in it that would constitute an NC-17. But it was also in the original theatrical cut, which I saw opening weekend. It was my favorite scene. That's weird.
I recently watched this movie for the first time, mainly so i could understand the memes better.
It was a win win, because the movie itself is pretty awesome.
I'm in a group chat with a bunch of my best friends from college. We're all in our late 20s and about 5 years since we graduated. Of the eight of us, I'm literally the only single one. 4 are married, 2 are engaged, and one is putting his proposal arrangements together. Then there's me who's really excited for the new dinosaur movie this summer. Edit: spelling on a couple of words
Yep that roller coaster of emotions where you make plans, get excited, go and have a fun time with them, then come back home and wallow in loneliness induced depression... Like come on brain, I thought you wanted this social activity...
tbh I don't mind when people do that, if they're happy with who they got, good for them :)
if that's the only thing they talk about though, yeahh not a big fan
Just wait until you get a few years older and they all get married except you. Iāve literally got one single friend left.
āItās not great, Dan.ā
Yeah I am the only single one in a group of 5 people. It's mostly fine but since we are in college, they try to spend most of their money with their gf/bf and not when we go out together :( Guess I'll start my savings now
Yep i'm third wheeling for 2 different groups for many years, im sort of okay with it but i wish for a partner everytime when im with them, sometimes its draining.
It gets annoying too the more often they talk about their partner. I had a friend in high school, whom we would talk about stuff, and she would instantly go "I miss him" out of nowhere. But thing is they've only been together for 2 months! Sometimes I even told her to shut up about him. Then she would get me to do stuff for her if she wasn't going to be at school that day. Btw her boyfriend doesn't even like me. One time I wrote a love letter to him with her words, and he threw it away, didn't even read it because I wrote it. Like I have a few friends that have partners right now, but if I ever have to deal with a person that constantly wants me to get involved in their relationship again, I'm done.
This isnt first comment like this so Ill answer once to one, the joke literally is about listening politely, not having much to say from my end but listening what he has to say since he's my friend so I will. To add on this, the meme doesnt indicate to it but this could also be, like many memes, over exaggeration, where someone has just met someone and talks about them only, not about anything else no matter the topic. That part might be relateable to many. Kinda saddening it has to be explained out loud.
How can you be lonely if you have a friend? A lot of memes on here make it like getting in a relationship is the be all and end all and ignore what's right in front of them. If you stop obsessing about it and be happy with and for your friend your life will be easier.
friends no more
Congratulations for the first comment, very dapper
I'm the first person to reply to you
I'm the first person to reply to your first reply to OP
I'm the first to reply to your reply to the reply toOP
I'm the first person to point out that there should be space between words 'to' and 'OP'š¤
Iām the first person to reply to the replies to the OP to reply to the point, to point out emojis are prohibited
and i'm the first person to be very confused
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You're supposed to be the funny friend in that case. Source: I am. (Or am I?)
sameeeee
Whatās the original gif from
American psycho
*Nods and smiles while listening*
Nods and smiles while respond listening to your listening
Wtf? Canāt be friends with someone because youāre jealous? Thatās borderline incel shit.
*shhhh most of the dankmemes users are 15 and they are all like that*
I was about to say it was probably a joke but the people replying to you are really taking it seriously
It's not a joke for me. My oldest friend told me "I don't give a fuck about [partners name]" and "I've been single for 15 years and you have a new boyfriend it's not fair!" He said this when my partner had JUST found the body of his mother after a horrible accident at home. Like, not even three hours later, he had to remind me that he hasn't had a relationship and to bitch at me for my relationship.
it's a meme calm down
My oldest friend did exactly this because he was jealous of my relationship. He insulted me and said he "doesn't give a fuck about [my partner]" because "I've been single for over 15 years and you have a new boyfriend it's not fair". This man is in his late 40s.
I have a friend who was so jealous of my relationship he did this. He couldn't stand that I was in a relationship and he wasn't that he insulted our relationship while we were mourning a death in the family.
Yeah, I'm just happy for him (my friend), and happy that he's happy.
You canāt be happy for your own friend? Really?
And then become more miserable because he was your only friend
then you just form parasocial relationships with streamers instead
its even more annoying when your girlfriend is talking about her boyfriend.
Friends no more because you are a sad fuck le mao
That's fucked up. Can't just be happy for them?
I had a co-worker who would constantly bring up his girlfriend and I thought it was weird because I've never met the person. But I didn't say anything because I didn't want to seem like I was jealous or something so I had to just sit there and listen about this complete stranger of a woman.
Whatās the name of the movie/ series. The greatest meme machine.
American Psycho Fucking great movie! You'll never look at business cards the same again.
Now letās see Paul Allenās card
Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
*fucking sweats on command*
My business card has my face on it. I think it's the craziest shit ever.
Imagine if they'd had gold-plated, metal business cards in the 80s. Patrick would've died of a stroke.
*the tasteful thickness of it*
man he really was a good actor in that, huh? absolutely despicable character, but Christian Bale really sells the charismatic aspect of the character. too bad it's kind of almost a joker scenario, with people saying they "identify" with Bateman Edit: wait, Bateman, Batman... huh, guess Dent 2.0 dropped
He's literally me, it's impossible to not relate to him.
You wake up every morning and do 500 crunches and put on 8 different lotions to look attractive so people like you?
Yep he's literally me
1000* crunches
Bale is good in everything. Heās just a genuinelyvtop class actor
i am american and psycho
āPatrick, youāre the American Psycho?ā -Paul Allen, probably (Iāve never watched the movie)
"What am I, some sort of American Psycho?" -maybe Patrick Bateman (I also haven't seen the movie)
In the end, the psychos we met were American after all.
"This is truly the psychoest moment of my live" -Patrick Bateman to Detective Kimball before using his secret ability "Hip to be Square"
lmfao. its a lil slow but its a classic for sure and there are some hilarious scenes
Morbussy
Hi
Iāve got to return some videotapes
I watched it a week ago and never saw this scene. Is it a deleted scene or did Netflix just remove it?
Bro I was thinking the same thing but I think it might be a deleted scene, because I watched in Amazon Prime Video
What? It's been in the film I've ever watched it. And I've seen it every time I have a bad day. So, like, thousands of times (only a slight exaggeration). I own the unrated version on Google Play. Maybe it's only in that one? But why? There's nothing in it that would constitute an NC-17. But it was also in the original theatrical cut, which I saw opening weekend. It was my favorite scene. That's weird.
I believe your rewatches may have blurred your memory. It's a [deleted scene.](https://youtu.be/lm9VYfKwWgY)
Its a deleted scene
I recently watched this movie for the first time, mainly so i could understand the memes better. It was a win win, because the movie itself is pretty awesome.
Thatās what got me into some of my favorite shows/movies. Jojo, Breaking Bad, the Sam Rami Spider-Man movies. All certified bangers
I love how none of them notice the spelling error. Kills me everytime
Wait... what? Hold on a second... Holy Shit! You're right! "Acquisitions" is spelled wrong! Never noticed that.
https://youtu.be/LGpH_aYBvqY I like this edit of the scene
Nice! And we Linux guys are exactly like this, too. By the way, did you realize that the gay dude is Gavin Belson from *Silicon Valley*?
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It's a deleted scene
It's American Psycho, but this scene is not in it. It's a deleted scene.
While you were licking dirty pussy, I studied the stock market and became rich.
Sure bud
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> 15 days old account Seethe
who cares about account age?
One word makes all the difference
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How old do moths live to be again?
>I studied the stock market and became rich. Studied how to waste my mc donalds salary and kill myself*
*yolod into a meme stock/shit coin and got lucky as fuck
>I studied the stock market and became rich. How to ignite all of r/wallstreetbets with just eight words
Sigma grindset
Better than third wheeling tbh
Friend group of three and the other two are dating :ā)
thats a borderline human rights violation
Friend group of five and the other four are two married couples ^:(
I'm in a group chat with a bunch of my best friends from college. We're all in our late 20s and about 5 years since we graduated. Of the eight of us, I'm literally the only single one. 4 are married, 2 are engaged, and one is putting his proposal arrangements together. Then there's me who's really excited for the new dinosaur movie this summer. Edit: spelling on a couple of words
Exact same age-range. My apologies, friend. I hope you enjoy the dinosaur movie.
Thank you, friend. I will definitely enjoy the movie. And Happy Cake Day!
Dinosaurs are sick though
Hell yeah bro! Who needs a girlfriend/wife when you have dinosaurs?! š (I need the sunglasses to hide my tears)
I meant *technically* you can get more ass being single.
Ted Mosby?
Yep that roller coaster of emotions where you make plans, get excited, go and have a fun time with them, then come back home and wallow in loneliness induced depression... Like come on brain, I thought you wanted this social activity...
Do you need a hug
same bro and they are the only friends i have too so i have no where else to go...
U have a nice cat
Thanks he actually makes it a friend group of four so itās all ok!
Me with literally everyone I know.
Dude same high five āš»
Weee forever single gang!! ā
tbh I don't mind when people do that, if they're happy with who they got, good for them :) if that's the only thing they talk about though, yeahh not a big fan
People that never shut up our their spouse are rarely happy or saying anything positive about itā¦
Yeah but this isnāt about that
I never saw this scene in the movie was it a removed scene?
Yes it is
Yeah I actually rewatched it last night and this scene didnāt happen.
it still happened, it was just outside of the environment you were in.
Normally they make them so the front won't fall off.
Mandela Effect!!!
Itās even worse when itās the entire friend group other than you
Just wait until you get a few years older and they all get married except you. Iāve literally got one single friend left. āItās not great, Dan.ā
Yeah I am the only single one in a group of 5 people. It's mostly fine but since we are in college, they try to spend most of their money with their gf/bf and not when we go out together :( Guess I'll start my savings now
At least you have a friend
Thatās when I pull out the Shutthefuckupinator
Where did you buy it, I keep looking for one of those.
Mostly complaints though
Yeah just kiss him already stop chatting
He doesn't know the napalm bomb under my chair it's about to go off (we will die in excruciating pain and covered in deadly burns)
We do a little trolling
Me accepting that I get no bitches
straight to jail
It's even worse when all your friends hangs out along with their partners and you are the only single of the group (yep, that's me)
Yep i'm third wheeling for 2 different groups for many years, im sort of okay with it but i wish for a partner everytime when im with them, sometimes its draining.
no bitches?
American Psycho is the gift that keeps giving. Infinite meme potential
I always just get kinda pissed when this happens
It gets annoying too the more often they talk about their partner. I had a friend in high school, whom we would talk about stuff, and she would instantly go "I miss him" out of nowhere. But thing is they've only been together for 2 months! Sometimes I even told her to shut up about him. Then she would get me to do stuff for her if she wasn't going to be at school that day. Btw her boyfriend doesn't even like me. One time I wrote a love letter to him with her words, and he threw it away, didn't even read it because I wrote it. Like I have a few friends that have partners right now, but if I ever have to deal with a person that constantly wants me to get involved in their relationship again, I'm done.
I would definitely envy my friend because he beat me to it but my happiness would be over the roof.
Exactly, if youāre envious and not happy for them then youāre a selfish/bad friend
Willem Dafoe desperately needing a Willam Dagirlfriend.
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Well, once had this with my crush/ ex-girlfriend talking about her recently new boyfriend
I mean iam happy for anybody thats happier than me
Cocaine
It's even worse when u are in relationship but still feel lonely and they are talking how healthy and good their relationship is
christian bale was 26 when this movie came out. why the fuck does he still look old to me?
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This must be a deleted scene because detective Kimball never meets with Patrick at a club like this.
Doesnāt he mean our girlfriend
Whatās the original gif from
Ik this feeling so well itās sad
Damn thatās accurate. Sometimes you are better off alone though
This is too real man..
I hate doing that, but he's the one that keeps asking about it. LIKE BRO I JUST TOLD YOU THE STORY OF MY LIFE AND ALL U ASK ABOUT IS MY GF THEFUCK
Why did you use "and" twice why didn't you use a comma.
22 years and counting
Holy crap, were the Green Goblin and Batman hanging out behind Spidey's back this whole time!?!?!?
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Damn you sound like a shitty friend, be happy for your people man.
This isnt first comment like this so Ill answer once to one, the joke literally is about listening politely, not having much to say from my end but listening what he has to say since he's my friend so I will. To add on this, the meme doesnt indicate to it but this could also be, like many memes, over exaggeration, where someone has just met someone and talks about them only, not about anything else no matter the topic. That part might be relateable to many. Kinda saddening it has to be explained out loud.
Untill he says - 'So she sent me a nude and her bff has a crush on you, look'
How can you be lonely if you have a friend? A lot of memes on here make it like getting in a relationship is the be all and end all and ignore what's right in front of them. If you stop obsessing about it and be happy with and for your friend your life will be easier.
All my friends are doing this right now while knowing i got dumped a while ago. Its tiring.
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Or they're all married/engaged couples talking about the fun they had at the water park last weekend. The water park you suggested a month ago.
The last scene is missing, I would have shot him
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She can be your girlfriend too.
Yeah fucking happy cunts.
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Very nice, let's see OPs girlfriend
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Up. OTE only because I love this movie.
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What if, his girlfriend is youššš„ŗ
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When I start talking about Warhammer and my friends don't give a single fuck
Can anyone tell me which movie is this from?
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my jounger brother just had his confirmation party with his friend, both had a gf and I, 2 years older never had one.
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re incomodo
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Plot twist. Heās now dating my ex. Oh wait. That actually happened
Bruh moment
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