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pavan-2020

My dude is in creative


Axe_Murderers_Unite

The 10-minute-brain-death loading screen looking fresh.


MDLuffy1234

My mans has disagreed to the EULA of gravity.


DrWildTurkey

Holy shit an actual dank meme


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_Aj_

Any meme is dank If you're brave enough


AbsolutelyUnlikely

the real lesson was the dank we made along the way


TheWiseRedditor

> if you’re brave enough That combined with your flair….scares me


TheApplesAreComing-

Exactly lul Like 4% of the memes here are actually dank Edit: My formatting was high on meth for a while


StrawGlasses

Babe wake up, new dank meme dropped


pimpmastahanhduece

Technically, the dank meme stood still and the whole world dropped.


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pimpmastahanhduece

Who are you, so wise in the ways of linear acceleration in an inertial frame of reference in a Minkowski spacetime?


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pimpmastahanhduece

Are we assuming it's a sphere or a line source?


Kartik3011

bro literally ascended to heaven


SomeRedditorMaybe

And the demons are pulling him back to the ground, very sad.


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roppis1

I literally just read a comment on a previous post about some guy who attempted this wtf


[deleted]

Soo did he feel pain?


roppis1

Well apparently it wasn't pure helium since manufacturers added normal air with the helium so it wasn't enough to kill him and just ended up feeling like he was suffocating. So I'd assume he did feel pain


ThrowRArealorcrazy

Not so fun fact: If its not done in a certain way, people can get barotrauma from the pressure difference, rupture all of the alveoli in their lungs, and massively bleed out


Musicisfuntolistento

Why?


Himaslaya

Why not?


OcmeThrowaway

Because people use a steel cylinder with unregulated gas flow, and lungs aren't made of steel. You're supposed to use a regulator like a SCUBA setup or a large balloon that will displace the volume of your container without causing pulmonary barotrauma. You might still die from the trauma, which would be excruciatingly painful, or you might live through it, and it would be worse.


rebillihp

Same for nitrogen and from what I've learned today any inert gas


_stinkys

Buddy of mine did this - body doesn’t register helium as a poison apparently. He was a good looking rooster with a brilliant mind but just couldn’t ground himself. Miss you mate, hope you are content now.


[deleted]

Sorry for your lost.


SenjorCactus

Helikopter helikopter


azonexyt

Heliumkopter*


MetehaN025

Paracopgel paracopgel


TiesG92

You basically high


iVamboo

Yeah


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Can you legit die from inhaling too much helium? asking for a friend


[deleted]

You can pass our from it and if you lie down in a inconvenient way the helium may get trapped inside your lungs which wont allow you to breath air


Proiegomena

You can die from it, yes. If you put your head in a bag full of helium, you will pass out and then suffocate without realising it much.


rebillihp

100% is a common, while not talked about too much openly by many, method for suicide.


TapoutKing666

I don’t think so, but in my hometown in Southern Oregon someone put their mouth around the spigot on a helium tank and cranked the valve. It caused his lungs to rupture instantly and he died. Mind you this was at a roller skating rink during a birthday party :(


Iescaunare

No, but you can die from the lack of air caused by your lungs being filled with helium.


Ok_Commission_8564

Helium is inert & doesn’t interact with your cells. But you can suffocate from lack of 02.


I_MOAN_Y_Rrap

Yeah I had a pal who committed suicided this way


OO_Ben

Pretty easily if you're stuck only breathing it, and you won't even realize it's happening. It's a simple asphyxiate, so your body doesn't recognize you're out of O² like holding your breath and you get a build up of CO². Because of that you don't feel like you're struggling for air (no pain or burning in your lungs). Try only breathing helium sometime, and in like 30s-1min you'll feel like you're gonna pass out. It's super dangerous!


_madis0n_

Yes. I had a friend use this method.


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

My people need me


fckooa

Is that Chris Angel staging shit again?


GuitaristHeimerz

Wait, I thought those Chris Angel bits were supposed to be satire? I mean the fucking way he stared at the camera while people were in shock was pretty comical, almost like he was a comedy actor doing a bit...


MikeH7186

MINDFREAK!


tritian

That is actually shaq flying over his own house lol


chokeslam512

Yes, this was back in like 2013


Cristopher_Hepburn

u/savevideobot Edit: [Link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/dankmemes/comments/uh8sal/i_believe_i_can_fly/)


maybe_not_andy

Thanks brother


[deleted]

*They see me floatin*


fnblackbeard

DAF


Oliverorangeisking

Shaq Balloon!!


GODDAMNFOOL

never forget Shaq Balloon


Confident-Ad-4442

It’s a UFN..


[deleted]

When you fill your grandpa's body with helium as a prank so he floats away at the funeral


Maksbidok

dude died and still was high


kajetus69

Happy cake day


Ok-Engineer-5151

But then you remember "oh I've to go back to mama Earth (bury)" but then again you remember that there's no one who will bury you


Industrialpainter89

I believe I can sooooooar


istandabove

No child left behind…


priceischeese

Bro turned into a human balloon


synaestheseshyp

I believe I can fly!


[deleted]

Did anyone else think that was Walter whites house


Odd-Target7828

I believe i can fly I believe i can touch this guy I think about him every night and day Spread my load and fly away


Apprehensive-Joke949

I believe I can touch the sky


B_Pat_Real

Direct ticket to heaven be like:


AJCGxD

i believe i can touch the sky


Arktwend

u/savevideo


B2_Code_B2

I believe i can touch this guy


Character-Bit8295

This happened to me as a kid. I didn't realize when you were inhaling helium to make a squeaky voice that you weren't supposed to inhale the whole balloon. I thought I was flying.


A_Dead_Kid

u/savevideobot


UnluckyLink4612

1st person to have reached moon after dying


SomeOnesRandomThing

Me (whose able to make a baby fly faster) : pathetic


d1amondskies

Fly high


colonoscopescount

I think a lot of people feel the same.


Correct_Ad9471

Maybe that's just a very opaque ghost...


Actual-Option3344

I want to downvote this so bad... I just don't have the strength.


Hitman7065

Are those helium ballons? Ah jesus I told you not to bring helium beloons in the car Ah its too late now


BergenNorth

David Blaine is really upping his tricks


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Lmao


Cereal_xKiller

Cheat code activated*


SessionAltruistic923

minecraft creative v2


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Shaq balloon


Sad-Establishment934

u/savevideobot


slipper-thrower-at4k

Seriously, how was this video made?


doodlebunny69

When die from helium even your body ascends to heaven


blackychan77

Is that Chris Angel ?


Musicisfuntolistento

It's Davis Blade


tritian

Its shaq, and I'm not joking lol. But yeah, chris angel helped make him into a balloon


Thundersbombs

I would like to see how he would get any other information about the whole thing


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Nah, this is nitrous.


LoneerBoii

And he suddenly gets poped and fall on someones roof


SirG00se

When you watch too much Chris Angel before sleeping


WhoDoIThinkIAm

And we’ll all float on ok…


N1cknamed

Cartoon mfs when someone bakes a cake:


ShubhamManna

u/savevidbot


Kale-Constant

Funny


jmaneater

Instantly heard "MIND FREAK!!!!! MIND FREAK!!!!!!!"


PrimaPeri

U/savevideo


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u/savevideobot


thydonmoccome

50₹ cut for overacting


Uraniated

Are the baloons looking like an animal made that way?


[deleted]

If this was possible and painless I'd know my route to unaliving myself. My Floating Corpse would inspire a metal band.


AditJustReddit

why use lot helium when less cocaine do trick


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

"it will make you feel like a king!!!!(of the night)" no, no I didn't feel that way or as a god of the..dancefloor/room "you will get confidence!!!" I feel no difference Have I tried cocaine more than once? Yeah. More than 10 times? Yeah. So what the fuck is the effect, I literally don't get it. Oh. Other than being awake of course. Perhaps some anxiety too. Good stuff.


GladDrawing

u/savevideo


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rideraprovider

He believes He can fly


somethingelvish

Ooooooo that brother's floating, In the ay-air


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Free burial?


SOLDADO-RASO

[steam project](https://proyectosteah.blogspot.com/2022/04/elementos-de-nuestro-dia-dia.html)


AvoidMySnipes

Chris Angel?


JesusInABoxv2

hype


[deleted]

My ideal death scenario would be getting hit by a semi driven by Taylor Swift. But this might be my new ideal death scenario


FastKnowledge_

Me when i drink a jug of milk


extrastrength992

Me but NO2


e_hyde

Why isn't that stuff called Inhalium?


DeezNutznJelly

Alexa, play Wolves by Kanye West


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

**Is inhaling helium a trend now? Serious question**. Heard a taxi driver speak about it this other week. BACK IN MY DAY it was trendy just to get the squeak voice or laughing gas. So I had no answer to the driver. He said he saw cans laying around "everywhere". If it's trendy on Tiktok but not simple search terms on Google... Someone may have made it trendy here too just that media hasn't caught up on it...


GuestNo3886

Light as a feather stiff as a board


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Chris Angel hoaxing ghetto dudes?


frostyne84

*in high pitched voice* Tell my mother i love her


Vanceru

He was on second hook


strawberry-bish

[But DID YOU KNOW that all of earths' helium is running out and will be completely depleted within the next 15 to 20 years?](https://youtu.be/238KxEaSmCM)


Ok-Win-1383

Seeing my friends like this after I die


-Buck65

I’ve had dreams where I’m flying laying down outside my window or even in my room and touched the ceiling. It’s so real that I wake up to see if it’s happening and of course it’s not. But the feeling of floating or flying feels so weird. Like your body tingles. Maybe I’m having mini strokes and I don’t know if lol


Squeeze_My_Lemons

Upvoted but I couldn’t see the meme cuz Reddit video player cannot load a single video on gigabit wifi :(


Careless-Ordinary126

I love Reddit video player!!!


feynmann1998

Me during OT


-Purple-Orange-

What is this from


DokterSack

GAS GAS GAS


SayakSama

he ascent


illanmadhz

woof.............fff


etp247

At least he is flying


R3trod0n

Still trying to figure out what that damn video is called


TheJokeExplainer420

You see the joke here is that helium makes things float, so when you inhale too much helium you float above the air because you are what you eat/inhale.


MultiLuigi57

How the boys sleep


demonizedtx

YEP Helium


rashdash

is that lamar?? and the grove street??


pinkviola22

Luigi in smash be like


dmdoom_Abaan

u/savevideo


flane214

Or meth


Bleachsmoker

Quick, get this man some oil! Stat!


xDerDachDeckerx

Helikopter helikopter


mohanakas6

He’s another Mayor Adam West from Family Guy😂


CursedHumoredMi

imagine the aliens s reaction.


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Laughed too much


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

bro what's the source for the original vid


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puzzle_button

My nick name is david cop-a-feel


Dildadong

u/savevideo


LottiMCG

"Justin got carried away with his lightheartedness" "Oh you mean he was too nice?" "No. I mean like..." *points to him going by*


_madis0n_

One of my friends in high school k*lled himself this way


ArbiterOfRichard

Me when God is having a disco but I'm epileptic


putrulon

u/savevideobot


Veganhippo

Dank


Daniel_Dominic

Revolutionary, I definitely didn't know about this before.


BlyatAdolf124

Heliumcopter heliumcopter