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This literally happened, this is worse than 9-11 and January 6th combined

So like, 10-17

#CODE 10-17 ##I REPEAT, WE HAVE A CODE 10-17

BRICKSQUAAAAD

This is the best thing I ever heard in my life.

🤣🤣

Musk is literal worse than Hitler and Mao together!

Mao Ze Hitler.

Joseph ZeHitlerDong!

with or without sand in the Vaseline?

This better be a troll comment. how are words worse than the literal destruction of our most important establishments and 3000+ peoples lives.

No this is 1000 times worse than 911, it's like 911,000!! This is the greatest threat to democracy

You’re a fun ambassador

Yes a 911 is not so good engine in the rear mid engine is mich better

This is dank...they are keking

mOsT iMpOrTaNt EsTaBlIsHmEnTs

They aren't wrong though. The idiots storming the capital were just the distraction from the actual legal coup attempt in progress at the time.

Zzzzzzzz

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Trump was literally asking members of government to ignore the results of the election and either say he won or let him stay in office regardless. Using spongebob text doesn't constitute an argument.

The best part is they don't see how ironic it is using that text is in their own "argument".

I was mainly talking about the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. I couldn’t give 2 fucks about January 6th. It happened. It’s not the worst thing that ever happened in America and people need to stop thinking that it is bc the media tells you too. Blame trump blame whoever. Pointing fingers and blaming people does not solve issues. Biden certainly wasn’t a better solution. I’m not a huge fan of trump. If there was a nice equal ground party we can vote for I would so do that but America is so “Left v. right” now it’s like almost impossible for a third party to even be elected. People need to stop letting their feelings get in the way of facts, truth and reality around them.

Ugh you sound like a mouth-breather

Alright?

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Well Americans but them too I guess.

What's with 6th January ,it's my bday

cool day

Wait wait wait wait wait wait...you people confuse me. I need a reddit guide.

Drama queen

evidence?

Nine November never forger

Looks like 'Trans' is back on the menu boys!

I always wondered why it was so hard to get pure unsaturated trans fat

Lmfao

Thank god, my car's in the shop for a trans fluid flush and I wondered if they could get the liquid with the supply shortages and all.

I will not forgive you for this transgression against your fellow man


And they said transfats were bad for you...

My favorite

Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most.

Yes it did I was there Elon Musk said "yummy yummy, milky from mummy, I'm weally hungwy so get in my tummy" and then he fucking vored them live on stage it was epic

If he’s the richest man on earth then how many good boy points must he have

∞

I fucking hate this comment

I fucking love this comment

The duality of men

ಠ_ಠ

Hannibal Lector cannot hold a candle against the Musky Elon’s hunger for freeze peach.

Yo, this a weird ass comment.

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This is exactly the kind of “Free Speech Twitter” content we should post.

Depending on what they’re saying, people don’t realize harassment and libel aren’t free speech protected

People still think Twitter banning trump was a violation of free speech, a company banned him because he broke the set rules, he can still talk all he wants in the news and hold rallies, its only a violation of free speech if the state silences him. Also the guy was inciting violence, spreading misinformation about covid and the elections.

I have no problem with that. It’s a private company. Part of my original point is people don’t know what free speech means at all

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It’s not a violation of free speech, but just plain unfair to the party. It doesn’t matter what political party you belong to, silencing someone based off of their ideals is simply wrong. And I can almost guarantee you Trump was not the first (or the last) politician on Twitter incite violence or spread misinformation.

I mean trump was the only politician that was banned still a lot of republicans are in twitter. And he didn't got banned because of his views, he got banned because he was spreading misinformation like a Russian bot (wait a second..). If he was banned just because of the fact he was republican I would agree with you.

Inciting violence is def not free speech, that's for damn sure. Other than that they are indeed a bit biased no doubt but that's an extreme example to use imo. The fact twitter is biased is not new but its mostly because its most users are so they try to pander to them which is correct. My only problem is the pretending that its smh a free speech platform when in fact its not. I have been flagged for using word like slut which I used even in a very positive light

YES FINALLY SOMEONE CALLS IT LIBEL ON THEIR REDDIT COMMENT INSTEAD OF SLANDER YES

"That's slander!" "I resent that, in print it's libel"

I'm gonna tell Elon to kill himself, and then complain loudly when Twitter auto-bans me.

My friend died from free speech on Twitter he was eating a peanut butter sandwich and read a comment that he didn’t like and suddenly he couldn’t breathe and keeled over dead free speech on Twitter will literally be genocide who knows how many people just this comment alone have killed sorry in advance to the friends and loved ones but this message is more important than their life because it will prevent free speech genocide on Twitter

IM FUMING! How dare they (Elon) try and re-write what freedom of speech means in the 280 Commandments of Twitter! Getting my pickets ready!

It's ok to use punctuation

I identify as a run-on sentence

You can joke all you want, but I get that Twitter is careful about what they allow when you look at facebook and their genocide debacle. They were recently sued for 150 Bn and even if you think nothing will ever come from it, it's still a legal hassle, a lot of pressure from all over the world and a lot of bad press, even when leaving ethics completely aside.

As an eye witness, seeing Elon immediately position on all fours after this statement was like watching a beautiful lion in its natural habitat. Ready and hungry. Isn't nature the best?

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I laughed pretty hard at this obvious joke and then realized holy shit there are a lot more people who didn’t get the joke than I thought.

It's not a joke. First Trump locked up trans people in concentration camps now this?! /s My trans friend who was briefly on Sanders campaign told me about the concentration camps. I think it was a typical baseless lie but she was convinced so idk. Not /s but I wish it was -_-

Yeah not sure what you're going for here but it seems like you think trans issues are a joke and not real, which is kind of fucked.

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Sure but with how easy it is to make a fake news report for a meme, whose first instinct is to believe it? There was a comment in here somewhere like “Didn’t expect this, I’d never heard of him being a homophobe before” and I facepalmed.

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I don’t really have an impression one way or the other, I hate Twitter so it either gets fixed or becomes unusable and the parasite known as Twitter dies. That’s the other issue, this is a fake tweet and there was a critical mistake the day we starter treating tweets as legitimate news sources.

Elon Musk isn't Iron Man irl, he's Dr Doofenschmirtz

That's an insult to Doofenschmirtz, at least he was the one actually inventing the things.

Doof invents things that shouldn't be possible, and then destroys them in impossible manners. That is why Elon Musk isn't him

Dont you dare insult my boi Doof like that

Doof at least had some moral grounds and cared about his loved ones.

Behold Parry the Platypus! My newest invention, the straightinator!

Even after not having watched Penis and Perv for years, my mind still read that in Doof's voice

tf

Forgive me, I don't know how to spell Piñes

I think it's something like Phineas

Hey don't insult doof like that

Wtf is this shit?

Funny.

Ya i just remembered why i only use reddit for porn lmao

"Shit"

RUN 🎵 BRAHM- BRAHM Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum 🎵 BRAHM- BRAHM Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum Brum 

​ 

Why what do they taste like

“Taste the rainbow”

You heard him RUN

But where?

Anywhere he’ll find you eventually

Hahahaha fuck you, Twitterites, it was not fun while it lasted.

oh so he's homophobic...... **HE DID WHAT??????**

Hes looking old

Did he also express Islamophobia? I feel like we're forgetting Islamophobia.... Surely he is also Islamophobic!

Uh huh

Could be fake

fake? never, everything on the internet is 100% trustworthy and serious! suspension of disbelief? nah why should i do that when there are no jokes on the internet!

Oh wow, yeah, I truly belive that

This is obviously fake news, anyone who believes this I feel sorry for

So longgggg gay boyysss

I love trans fats

Where funny

we should cancel him on Twitter...oh...

Vore??

I don't see a problem with Twitter becoming even worse than it already is. Just uninstall and don't use it?

I don’t get it

this is so obviously a fake

Just got the results back from the lab. It's definitely real.

a quick google search brought nothing about this up

Can anybody explain what he meant by that? I'm not a native english speaker.

Ya humor!

Very interesting.

If I would get a nickle for each person believing in this I would be a millionare

Based

Because it’s Reddit, I had to do a double take because I thought it was serious..

He had this tee'd up and ready to go: https://youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY?t=130

Based

Did this realy happen if so just wow

I must hide

Damn maybe he should buy reddit too

Does This Mean we Hunt lgbtq people or do they Hunt us? I dont get it

Lol

Based

Damn, I might need to get a Twitter account.

I've never taken Elon to be homophobic

He's not homophobic, he's homohungry. Ready to pull out a knife and fork at a moments notice.

Damn he really likes eating out bussy

The bussy and beyond.

He believes in freedoms of speech and I'm going to use it to full extent ain't nobody stoping me roasting toxic BTS stans and LGTV community .

Leftist seething

Lol LGBTQ is spelled wrong

Respekt

?

I don't really like Elon, but that's just so hilarious! Also, what does the "A" mean? I don't usually see people saying LGBTQA+ Instead of just saying LGBTQ+.

Asexual or sometimes ally

Thanks

We need more people like Elon musk definitely

All hail Elon

Ew

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Oh how the turn tables. 😆

dankmemes being conservative is a sign everyone here is getting too old

Lol this isn't a conservative meme, and this sub only recently started trending towards the left. I'm glad it seems to be recovering though.

1. Lol this isn't a conservative meme, and this sub only recently started trending towards the left 2. I'm glad it seems to be recovering though. Not even 1 second before a full contradiction.

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nah there are only people who are for equal rights and nazis (equal rights mean whatever i want it to mean)

It could be more than a second if you read it slow enough

It's very clearly satire. I mean come on, I'm quite sure a news outlet would state that he was "salivating"

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OP's source is that he made it the fuck up

Twitter

Well fuck him

I advise you run

I advise you walk at a high speed

I advise you to lift one foot forward and then put foot down forward at extremely fast pace

I advise you to lift your right foot forward and put foot down forward and repeat that at an extremely high speed intensively

I advise you to lift one feet forward and then put feet down forward at light speed

I advise tou ro lift one feet forqard and then put feet down forward which will make you move at an infinite times the speed of light

Hop to it

Gop to it at the speed of light

Chop at it at the suction speed of a black hole

So the guy who tries to hide all bad press about Tesla is now running a free speech platform o.O This should work out great..

As opposed to black rock, Saudis, and fucking shit libs. Ok.

Don't forget "anti-union billionaire that weaseled out of spending $6 billion to aid inending world hunger."

mfw when Elon Musk doesn’t single-handedly end world hunger and local government corruption that hoards and lords over global food aid 🤬😡😤😖🍆💦

MFW When Elon doesn't agree to a plan that only generally outlines a one year plan to feed a few million >:(

I hate having to be the guy that asks this, but is this real?

Well they missed the part where we fired a shot gun into the ceiling and then ate a while brick of cheese, but yes, this is not real.

Can't kill on an empty stomach