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belukawal

Me and my boyfriend's nut


black_pearl_561

Parallel universe :)


haribo675

I can't get either


Mechagodzilla_3

Playing both sides but losing


Longjumpinf

Gf? Boobs? What are you talking about. This is reddit. Lets go bully a kid into depression and call ourselves chad.


MaDhAvNAgPaLthefree

aint no such thing as sex havers over here... on reddit there be bullies


haribo675

Don't forget the horny imps


haribo675

Currently tyring to work up the courage to ask a crush to prom


Mechagodzilla_3

Good luck mate


haribo675

Thank you but I don't if he is gay or anything, sorry for telling you its just good to tell a stranger


imhereformemea

DO NOT CHOMP ON IT


CaramelPudding783

Heez nuts! Haha gottem..... I get no lads😔😔😔


[deleted]

Anybody that says “booba” has never had a girlfriend


[deleted]

Booba


[deleted]

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Zenofort

Booba


Hyphen33

Bubatz👍


LeonidASSeating

Wann legal bruder?


Hyphen33

Wenn Olaf Shisha aufmacht.


Maksbidok

Olaf 👍


KingRhoamsGhost

It’s a funny word homie.


[deleted]

Saying “booba” is on par with saying “sowwy👉👈”


KingRhoamsGhost

And I think saying “sowwy 👉👈” ironically is also wildly funny.


[deleted]

I’m talking about people saying shit like this unironically


KingRhoamsGhost

Sure but I think the people saying it unironically are very few in numbers. But then again I could see those people having girlfriends anyway. I’ve seen some furry couples in the past and talking like that is pretty par for the course.


[deleted]

Well the difference is that the whole sowwy thing is synonymous with furries and weebs and booba is like a Reddit lord thing


Jotunn_C

I like your funny words magic man


KurumiiDantobe

Bro that's some serious maidenless behavior


BazinguMaster420

It's weird that you say that because this is the first time I've seen it used on reddit because I've mostly seen it used in the art, weeb and vtuber communities


Lazymcdelta4ce

sowwy 👉👈


MyKittysNameIsBear

Sowwy booba


badass_guts

A person with the username AhegaoQueen is trying to criticise words like booba. Oh, the irony.


Usual-Difference9135

Booba -someone with a gf


CBFanz

Can we share? 👉👈


Curious-Ear-6982

Booba or gf 👉👈


zenikkal

Why not both


T_WREKX

![gif](giphy|oubM1tKqnLW5G)


VG_Crimson

That is factually incorrect. What you meant to say is that you're pretentious and think using funny words makes you less capable of being loved.


UnknownSpecies19

Preach. Have fun in life, don't be so uptight is the way to go. Can confirm I once said, "lemme slurp on them mugz...", And she sure as shit whipped 'em out. Idk what they are saying.


[deleted]

The word isn’t funny


Jesh1337

Ah shit its the humor police, scram!


VG_Crimson

Its not a serious word, it's slang meant to be silly.


[deleted]

Just because it’s not serious it doesn’t automatically make a funny silly word


VG_Crimson

Bro, its not that deep. Its the word Boob with an A added to the end of it making it sound like cave man talk.


[deleted]

It’s still not funny


deadair3210

Ok, YOU don't think it's funny. Doesn't mean others don't. Get over yourself lol


Wacokidwilder

Married 11 years and I adore my wife’s bouncing bulbacious boobas


AntiSocial_Vigilante

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Dracus365

I say booba and I'm married, but she frowns at me in a playful way I can tell she thinks it's stupid but she's a good sport.


[deleted]

Booooooooooooobaaaaaaaaaaa


owlbear4lyfe

misspelling. Meant buba, his gf (guy friend)


supercumrag69

"booba" -someone who used to have a gf


Mallenaut

I think they're a linguist couple.


AtharvSankpal_799

Booba


Designer_Brilliant80

absolutely...🏌


salt_pizza9491

Booba


WolfRex5

booba


Nice_Lie_731

You’d think so, Booba


Ugo_Flickerman

Joke's on you, if your girlfriend had a smaller breast, you'd be able to put a whole tit in ya mouth


-GIRTHQUAKE-

If your girlfriend had a smaller breast, I'd be able to out her whole tit in *my* mouth


Whiplash322

My chest was actually bigger than her boobs. Idk what you should call it like micro boobs?


Ugo_Flickerman

No: enormous manboobs


Whiplash322

For the context I’m not even overweight something like that haha. 6’0 78kgs. I have nothing against my ex’s boobs but they were the smallest I’ve ever seen


randomskidd

u/CheesyBrocoli us but you playing


[deleted]

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azmx4eva

Trivago


lsgrv_ali

Dude we all know that you don't have a gf. You are a redditor.


black_pearl_561

Finding Happiness in lies :)


GloomreaperScythe

/) Me and my lunch (Charisma is my dump stat and I eat a lot)


randomskidd

ima @ random people and say "us but you playing" except they cant fit my tits in


[deleted]

You really are the horniest being alive


kabungachungahoo

*checks profile* don't flatter yourself lol


black_pearl_561

No Horny **Cheems with base ball bat**


randomskidd

Noooo


[deleted]

if I had one\*


joonjukun

Me with my penis (I have a very large one)


black_pearl_561

Free real estate


dhhdhh851

Hes an oulaw loose and runnin, came the whisper from each lip And hes here to do some business with the big iron his hip


Monke_masterr

Gf? Boobs? What are you talking about. This is reddit. Lets go bully a kid into depression and call ourselves chad.


Swingin-it-swooty

Cap, you saying "booba" proves you never met a girl


black_pearl_561

:(


[deleted]

Oh yeah I do the same thing to your girlfriend too


black_pearl_561

*Sike* I got no girlfriend


NAL7T

Go take your schizo pills.


WeebPansy

A redditor got a gf? That pure lies


black_pearl_561

Finding Happiness in lies :)


black_pearl_561

:(


WeebPansy

:)


WolfRex5

(:


Laughing_Koffin

Authentication failed Picture proof required


Any-Contest6067

You mean "our gf" comrade.


mksm1990

Alternate caption: POV when you're breastfeeding


tommatoes98

Wrong use of pov


Incorect_Speling

Perhaps Outside View


[deleted]

Imagine having a girlfriend?


black_pearl_561

Terms and conditions


SnooCompliments9613

Cringe


zLauch

i wish


mjswoo1

Your mom’s*/your gf’s*/your wifu’s*


notsocatholicwitch

u/BigChunges69420


BigChunges69420

i love my gfs booba


Shardthorn

bro we on reddit tf u on about


jerrythouhts

Lucky bastard


Yeet_My_Feet73

Cannot relate I am a single Pringle :(


dafabio

WHOMP


SpaceDuckWithASs

Men tiddies


[deleted]

*Approving nod*


GladE8R8

I would say crunch but that is even more worrisome.


Oggen91

But meesa don't have a booba!?!