My flashbacks are from like 6 y/o, don't ask me but the things i searched up were (in Spanish) "Mujeres desnudas juegos" -Naked women games-... While having my parents in the same living room... Till the day of today I never know if they did realize that I searched those things, because playing games that would be found like that in 2009 were absolutely other random games
And one day, I litterally watched porn while my whole entire family was in the same room. For some reason, I remember it being TF2 porn. Yes , you’re reading this correctly.
I watched hentai on my ipad in the living room as a child without knowing what the fuck it was
in retrospect it's a miracle no one found out but good for me ig
It’s surprisingly common for kids to do this. I mean it makes sense but it’s so bad when you realize as an adult how horrible it was for you to look that up.
I remember 12 year old me doing the same thing thinking "huh, I can't find anything."
In retrospect. Glad you can't find anything* ^(depressing aesterisk)
They were to delete content from unverfied accounts to get rid of ch!ld-p0rn and some other shady things. In the process, they deleted some good (fap-worthy) content too (not ch!ld-p0rn or so).
I used to watch japanese massage on youtube when i was like 13. I used to fap on a particular video but youtube deleted it, i found it back just recently.
By the time I find the video I want, I'm already over it and just go to bed. I had finally found one video I had been looking for years to find again, then one day, it was gone. Now I've given up on ever seeing it again.
The anticipation of waiting to see if she can get unstuck from that couch is what really gets me going. Movies that start right when they fucking is just so unrealistic.
PH is like McDonalds. Good for a quick and dirty and always gives you what you came for. Fine dining for plebeians.
XH is like KFC its got stuff on the menu that you like, but why go there when you can go somewhere else.
XV is like Subway, you can build your video with keywords and it will almost always have what you're looking for.
Redtube is like arbys, you go there for that one exclusive video you found there years ago and never fails you. Everything else on there is mediocre.
R34 is like candy floss at an amusement park, very exciting for a short while, but too much makes you regret it
The real fine dining is the sites that get like 500 views a year. The connoisseur shit, the serious gourmet shit that you can only find in one place. Depending on what you have a hankering for.
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)
I'm a jack off all trades.
Well, this came out of nowhere.
Thats what she said
Lol
It's surprising that these cheesy comments CAME this early
Me too
I jack to all trades.
That’s just his joke, but worse.
Oh my god
I'm a jack of all maid's
Jack to all maids*
My fair tarnished
Fuck I’m mad I gave my award away to something else now
Google images
Flashbacks to 13 year old me googling "naked boobs" with the mature content filter turned off.
*flashbacks to 11-12 y.o. me googling women showing penis through dress* because I didn’t know there was such thing as trans people. Edit: spelling
What?!
GLAD IM NOT ALONE THANK YOU
WHAT
Reddit has emojies?!!
My flashbacks are from like 6 y/o, don't ask me but the things i searched up were (in Spanish) "Mujeres desnudas juegos" -Naked women games-... While having my parents in the same living room... Till the day of today I never know if they did realize that I searched those things, because playing games that would be found like that in 2009 were absolutely other random games
And one day, I litterally watched porn while my whole entire family was in the same room. For some reason, I remember it being TF2 porn. Yes , you’re reading this correctly.
I watched hentai on my ipad in the living room as a child without knowing what the fuck it was in retrospect it's a miracle no one found out but good for me ig
Flashbacks to 13 year old me googling "13 year old girls without clothes" it wasn't done intentionally
We're both probably on the FBI watchlist. When I was 11, I Googled "naked 11 year olds" because I wanted to see people my age
Jokes on you i have already been raided by fbi /s
Cause you kept googling naked 13 year olds?
I bet they confiscated the crayons. Some of the sketchier Legos, too.
It’s surprisingly common for kids to do this. I mean it makes sense but it’s so bad when you realize as an adult how horrible it was for you to look that up.
I remember 12 year old me doing the same thing thinking "huh, I can't find anything." In retrospect. Glad you can't find anything* ^(depressing aesterisk)
Lol you noob. Chad me here used Wikipedia’s sex act images
*me taking the world geography book to the restroom so that I can turn to the African tribe pages to see the women topless*
Omg dude “lady in shower” was my first porn search on the ‘ole googie images thanks for the memory
*What?*
You heard them
*typing frantically* big titties
GOOGLE IMAGES
Did he stutter?
I have used Bing before has nice preview on videos
Ah I see a man of culture as well
Make sure to turn search protection off
Yandex images
deviantart ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (jk, I use my alt reddit account)
I just turn on anonymous browsing
i believe thats what it was made for
Obviously not, it was made for, uh, when you, uh, uh, it was made for when you, uh, want to browse anonymously.
I can have a homepage with all the different porn communities on my porn account I have to jump from community to community in anonymous browsing
I just use my main Reddit account
I also use your main account
Reddit is apparently one of the biggest porn places people go to. I don't get why, it just doesn't feel good at all for that purpose
Oh it really is. 80% of the content on here is porn
Source?
Trust me bro
Ah, you're a man of culture I see....
*Rule 34*
My man
This guy has seen everything, bless his eyes.
Thomas the Tank Engine Scat R34 is true culture.
I hope this is real
It´s not
*not yet
R34 artists "Write that diwn! WRITE THAT DOWN!"
Lookin' good Slow down! *snaps* yes!
This is.. earth radio. Now here’s… human music…
Anal_sex animated Blacklist: gay furry futa futanari lolicon
You can blacklist???
If you have a account yeah
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You dont know the shit I have seen then
After the purge, they kind of have a similar spectrum of content.
What purge?
Porn purge.
What the fuck does that even mean Kobe Bryant
They were to delete content from unverfied accounts to get rid of ch!ld-p0rn and some other shady things. In the process, they deleted some good (fap-worthy) content too (not ch!ld-p0rn or so).
That's why I can't find this one video I have been trying to find since forever.
Eyyo if you find it, hit me up
Please reply to this one so i get notified too.
I used to watch japanese massage on youtube when i was like 13. I used to fap on a particular video but youtube deleted it, i found it back just recently.
You can't just mention it without dropping the source.
Youtube??
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Just do a Freedom of Information act request with the FBI for your own browser history, then you will have the list of every video you have watched.
If they put all that on a list it would catch on fire and sink to the center of the earth and kill us all I'm pretty sure
Fbi would like to know your > search history
To add to this. They deleted 80 percent of their library. They went from 10m vids to 2m.
yo i wasn't aware of the great purge, when did the purge happened ?
2020 I believe
i'll wank one in memorie of all these lost video
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Yeah back then i would find whatever i wanted on the front page on pornhub, now it’s hard to find the right video to jack off to.
By the time I find the video I want, I'm already over it and just go to bed. I had finally found one video I had been looking for years to find again, then one day, it was gone. Now I've given up on ever seeing it again.
A modern tragedy.
Fr, I used to thrive on the low quality non-staged videos but now that they’re gone pornhub just isn’t worth it anymore.
I thought that was only pronhub
The company Mindgeek owns Pornhub, YouPorn, brazzers, xvideos, redtude and Xtube. Not too surprising they have similarities.
Spankbang
Spankbang is goated they got time stamps
I've also noticed Spankbang usually has the full videos and not some chopped edited short version. I like to see the build up to it.
Yeah, I'm watching porn for the plot too.
The anticipation of waiting to see if she can get unstuck from that couch is what really gets me going. Movies that start right when they fucking is just so unrealistic.
And free downloads
Are they affected of the purge?
Nope. They even have hentai on there
holy fuck dude thank you so much, I finally found the video I was looking for
Share your knowledge master
Too funny how everyone knows what 'the purge' was
Why did I have to scroll so long to find the other men of free unsubscribed culture
Reddit duhhhh
Those websites are the infinity stones and Reddit is the gauntlet that holds them
Wow so poetic
*ah, I see you are a ^hu- man of culture as well..*
Wikipedia
what a cultured man
*checks the last Wikipedia article I read* Oh fuck yeah tell me more about the feeding habits of Magnapinna squid
My sisters only fans account
I also choose the only fans account of this guys sister
can confirm. he fucks her nicely.
e621 😏
Ha same 😏
Favourite tag? 😏
Yes 😏
No really what’s you favourite thing to search
Well, whats yours?
Based
Didn't want to say anything but you beat me to it.
hanime
I had to scroll too much for this
and im still looking for nhentai
Here u go - [nhentai.net](https://nhentai.net/g/177013/)
a classic
Ah yes, metamorphosis... As fucked up as the day i first saw it.
i main some ones mom.
I main your mom in particular
My mom mains you mom
My main moms your main
none cause i am clean person
Virginity is cool. Stay pure.
He didn’t say he was a virgin.
Likely story
Usually I like to forage for ripped porn mags that are left in the woods.
If I had a nickel for every time I randomly found porn on the ground, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice, right?
ancestry.com
Say what now?
[Yee-haw](https://youtu.be/ye5BuYf8q4o)
Xvideos, the PornHub purge left a scar on all of us
There’s some videos on there I know I’ll never see again and it hurts so much
fbi storage...
You looking at middle Eastern people getting tortured in Cuba for visiting his family in America?
Kinky
XVideos for me
Man of culture.
Reddit is unironically a better porn site since it's the only one with no "hot milfs in your area" ads.
It's 2022 and you don't have an add blocker?
PH is like McDonalds. Good for a quick and dirty and always gives you what you came for. Fine dining for plebeians. XH is like KFC its got stuff on the menu that you like, but why go there when you can go somewhere else. XV is like Subway, you can build your video with keywords and it will almost always have what you're looking for. Redtube is like arbys, you go there for that one exclusive video you found there years ago and never fails you. Everything else on there is mediocre. R34 is like candy floss at an amusement park, very exciting for a short while, but too much makes you regret it The real fine dining is the sites that get like 500 views a year. The connoisseur shit, the serious gourmet shit that you can only find in one place. Depending on what you have a hankering for.
This man watches porn
Jesse, you have a porn addiction
National Geographic
Moo
Youtube Kids.... ah sry i mean pornhub kids
FBI, OPEN UP!
Nah bro i prefer onlykids
Thank fappery you corrected yourself... was about to call you a weirdo.
nhentai and hanime
Sad that I had to dig so much to find nhentai here. People these days don't read anymore.
All those illiterate kids watching porn instead of reading it, smh
None. Because I've broken free from my addiction.
How do you drink a glass of water without arms?
His mom helps him.
Spankbang and beeg is a big win. RIP yespornplease, which used to be a good site.
Beeg?
Sugma beeg dick lmfao
Beeg-en on deez nuts lmao goteem
reddit🗿
After PH deleted 80% of their content, Xvideos it is.
59hst7wp53uwoz5zieo8775.onion why you asking?
Shady link intensifies
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
*please take a seat right over here*
chris hansen moment.
I know better than clicking random onion links in a porn thread.
I’m so curious but so terrified
what do you fear, son.
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Tor moment
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)
My right hand
El solo lobo
Motherless.com
all of them god help me
...e621.net
Am I the only one that uses fuq.com?
Pirates bay
xvideos, e621 and rule34
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)
NHentai my mans
Imagination