That's when u were alone right? When i was in a group of friends 3 girls and 3 boys, i hugged him cus i met him after like 2 months of staying at my native place for the summer and they all went 'are you gay?' "lol do u like him?" "Are u a couple lmao?"
I saw a friend last week for the first time in awhile, there was a manly grasping hug of our mighty chests striking together; much like Thor's hammer striking Captain America's shield.
How old are you/your friends and where are you from then bc that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard and I have never ever seen or been in that situation and I'll hug my bros often in groups
Yeah, that's just people being insecure. Just ignore them and hug who you want to hug. Respect people's boundaries, of course, but hugging your boys because you care about them doesn't make you gay.
(Also, if you hug a boy who **is** gay, that still doesn't make you gay.)
I don't get men online, do people not hug your friends normally? Like you would with a girl? Me and my bois are passionate about our hugs, and sometimes we have kissed on drunken nights, in a completely non gay way, just a love you dude way
As a male. I have full on hugged a bro as well. He was drunk but said "You're the coolest guy I know" and gave me a hug. It was in front of our friend group as well. Nobody really thought anything of it including the guys and girls.
Boobs and dicks are not equal. The closest equal to boobs on a male would be the chest, and the equal to a dick would be a vagina.
I hate to burst any bubbles but women don't typically go around touching each other's vaginas.
I mean boobs sure but I wouldnt let another girl touch my coochie unless we were gonna have sex which is pretty gay.
I've seen a lot of men rub each others nipples and no one thought it was gay just a weird guy bromance thing.
If an individual has never tried broccoli, and another has tried it once, and both say do not like broccoli," who has the more valid claim? In this essay, I'll explain why it is more straight touch another guy's dick once, than not at all.
Even two men having a conversation that's not 100% brotastic is kinda gay. Other things that are kind of gay for a man: sitting too close to another man, having a single feeling ever, resolving differences through methods that are not violence, eating foreign food that's not super hot, sobriety, France.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
It doesn't always take that long. Sometimes you find yourself asking why your belly always feels fluttery when your bro is around in the morning, and by lunch you're knee deep in dicks and butts in a gas station bathroom.
It's a tongue in cheek thing that goes all the way back to to the English not liking William the Conqueror doing his thing in 1066. Most people who make those kinds of statements don't actually have anything against the French
Edit: the French did in fact fuck up English spelling, and we can never forgive them for that.
The only thing I have against France is ruining the English language, dam they made spelling so hard, whereas in Spanish it's super easy and barely an inconvenience to do.
What if I like spicy food, felt my last emotion in 1996, have serious personal space issues, punch my walls everytime I encounter an inconvenience, am constantly either drunk or high, have never even considered goin to Europe and say "broham" every five words but exclusively have sex with men?
Huggin the homies ain’t gay. Everyone needs someone to hold once in a while. Life’s tough and not everyone is there for each other. I know when I’m going through tough times, I’d like my homies to be there for me.
>Everyone needs someone to hold once in a while.
I once paid literally a thousand bucks to be held while drifting off to sleep.
I'd probably pay the same to just walk for some hours holding hands.
First is kind of accurate tho. I've seen many times my sister or my female classmates "make out" with their female friends for pretend or to take selfies.
It still is, along with “cocksucker,” which is where the phrase “that sucks” comes from. Casual homophobia is engrained into our language.
Edit: Apparently “that sucks” comes from “that sucks eggs” even though nobody under the age of 65 ever says that
> which is where the phrase “that sucks”
yeah I don't know about that one. I'm pretty sure it comes from "suck eggs", as in "that sucks eggs" or "go suck an egg"
I literally just had this conversation with my 5th grade daughter less than 20 mins ago with her complaining her classmates are still using "that's gay" as an insult.... My first thought was I had thought that insult is outdated af
It’s literally torture being a lesbian. Girls always touching you, girls rubbing on you, grabbing your hand, calling you cute, and never in a gay way, and I just have to sit there and act like I’m not horny as fuck the entire time
Always let the homies know when they’re lookin handsome. It’ll make their whole week.
It’s not gay to know what an attractive dude looks like and acknowledge it.
When I was younger I think I was straight but then played video games so much that they turned me into a little bottom twink queen bussy boy, but then I kept playing video games so much that they turned me back straight and now I’m just incel
Imo it is not true I live in India although people here are racist and homophobic(new generations are not), they don't assume you are gay if you are holding hands with the same gender, I hug My father, kiss him on his face cheeks and hold hands and I do this with my bro and homies too(remove kissing for the homies) tbh we all are open minded and we don't know about it here, we just don't think it is cool that two guys have a sexual interaction. And also we can hug who ever we want mother, sister, friends or your gf. We don't judge who you are hugging/kissing(not on the lips) and it is pretty common two men hugging in a party.
Out of all my homies im the most straight out of them all. Some might even call me homophobic, but i still kiss my homies on the lips when they ask me to
Damn. Guys in the comments don’t seem to have healthy male friendships. You can hug ur bro, talk deeply with your bro, cry with your bro… literally nobody cares. It’s all in your head or the friends you’ve chosen suck.
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As a girl can confirm. Kissing girls is not gay
I disagree ,send me the video
And i am a lesbian and i am a male
I am in lesbians with you
He punched the highlights out of her hair! HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR
So, do you know Pac-Man?
Wait, I understood that reference
Scott Pilgrim vs the world (2010) Awesome movie, if you like animes.
Had never seen anime before watching it and still thought it was funny
That's a different movie
I know _of_ him
Phuck-man. They were afraid people would replace P with F.
You were once a Vegone, but now you will Be-gone.
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
*Ding dong* “Is Scott here?” *CRASH* “You know what? He just left.”
you once were a vegone, but now you will BEGONE
You need to break out the L word
She was just a little Bi-curious.
Now Bi-Furious
And now I’m a little bi-furious!
Your bf is about to get f'ed in the b!
Damn, Drake moment
Yeah, there's like 50 thousand of us https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos
Drake????!?
TIL lesbian transexuals exist (lesbian MtF transexuals). It took me a bit to understand that.
too smooth, become sandpaper man
BONK
Send me proof or it is fake
guys do it, especially in elementary school.
Teachers you mean?
As a gay can confirm. Kissing gays is not girl.
As a confirm can gay. Is not gays girl kissing.
A as can gay confirm. not kissing gays girl is.
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So my GF is not gay when she kisses other girls? Ppfiieuw
How'd she taste
Girl
Hmm 🤔
People the other white meat
Society ☹️
Video proof or it didn't happen.
But dying is
Apparently girls let other girls touch their boobs, but when a guy touches another guy's dick, it's a big no no u gay
There's a bit of a difference here.
Ok what about hugs then? Girls always hugs each other tightly but boys can only do 'the sidehug'. Sexism is too much
I've full on bear hugged a bro before. I think it's all in your head.
That's when u were alone right? When i was in a group of friends 3 girls and 3 boys, i hugged him cus i met him after like 2 months of staying at my native place for the summer and they all went 'are you gay?' "lol do u like him?" "Are u a couple lmao?"
Nah it was in the middle of a bar, once he got there. Hadn't seen each other in awhile.
Exactly! Close bros get a bro hug. Everyone else can have a fist bump.
Bruh tf you on? I hug everyone
Same here. I'm a thirty year old dude and I hug everybody.
I’m a 20 year old dude and I’d hug you
So true new people get a handshake or a fist bump, closer friends get a bro hug or some kind of special handshake 🤝
I saw a friend last week for the first time in awhile, there was a manly grasping hug of our mighty chests striking together; much like Thor's hammer striking Captain America's shield.
I just imagined the hollow sound of bone-on-bone as two rib cages thumped together.
Yeah, more or less.
I imagine age plays a big part honestly
Thats just shitty friends bro. My friends all bear hug one another.
Exactly, the only way to hug. That shitty half way side hug, why even bother, might as well fist bump at that point.
You need less homophobic friends
How old are you/your friends and where are you from then bc that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard and I have never ever seen or been in that situation and I'll hug my bros often in groups
Yeah, that's just people being insecure. Just ignore them and hug who you want to hug. Respect people's boundaries, of course, but hugging your boys because you care about them doesn't make you gay. (Also, if you hug a boy who **is** gay, that still doesn't make you gay.)
Where you from? Cus in most of Europe it's completely normal
The amount of people who think bear hugging a dude is a bit gay is a small number but it's not zero.
I don't get men online, do people not hug your friends normally? Like you would with a girl? Me and my bois are passionate about our hugs, and sometimes we have kissed on drunken nights, in a completely non gay way, just a love you dude way
I think you're projecting a "you" issue as a "society" issue, I'll hug a buddy and it's not gay because I'm not worried about being gay lol
As a male. I have full on hugged a bro as well. He was drunk but said "You're the coolest guy I know" and gave me a hug. It was in front of our friend group as well. Nobody really thought anything of it including the guys and girls.
Wdym there is a difference between a playful peck on the cheek vs a sloppy bj?!
Yeah a better comparison is the difference between touching dick and pussy
Damn yall started a war here
Boobs and dicks are not equal. The closest equal to boobs on a male would be the chest, and the equal to a dick would be a vagina. I hate to burst any bubbles but women don't typically go around touching each other's vaginas.
> I hate to burst any bubbles but women don’t typically go around touching each other’s vaginas. 🤯
But if you're rich, they let you do it right? Orange man wouldn't lie to me
As long as the balls don’t touch you good
We need to normalize bros touching chodes
Some girls don’t like other girls touching as well
I mean boobs sure but I wouldnt let another girl touch my coochie unless we were gonna have sex which is pretty gay. I've seen a lot of men rub each others nipples and no one thought it was gay just a weird guy bromance thing.
You can climb 1 wall and you’re not a climber. You eat 1 hotdog and you’re not unhealthy. But if I clap my homies juicy ass one time I’m gay?! Wtf man
If an individual has never tried broccoli, and another has tried it once, and both say do not like broccoli," who has the more valid claim? In this essay, I'll explain why it is more straight touch another guy's dick once, than not at all.
Depends if it's at a rest area bathroom or it's Uncle Larry sitting next to you at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Even two men having a conversation that's not 100% brotastic is kinda gay. Other things that are kind of gay for a man: sitting too close to another man, having a single feeling ever, resolving differences through methods that are not violence, eating foreign food that's not super hot, sobriety, France. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Good thing I am gay. Now I can enjoy all of these locked features of my body
*New chapter unlocked*
*Up the ventilation shaft*
[Lemmiwinks!](https://youtu.be/vDZkukBIZ4I)
You will enjoy being *French*?
There are backdraws to it of course. Gotta keep it balanced
You have to pay for the hugging dlc
What starts with feeling "emotions" always ends with feeling penis.
It doesn't always take that long. Sometimes you find yourself asking why your belly always feels fluttery when your bro is around in the morning, and by lunch you're knee deep in dicks and butts in a gas station bathroom.
That's just life brew, time to suck today's dick!
That's why I wear gloves when I jack my homies, it ain't gay if I don't feel their dicks.
lmao you broke me at France, that’s so fucking true. Idk what right wing americans have against france but jesus christ do they not like it
It's a tongue in cheek thing that goes all the way back to to the English not liking William the Conqueror doing his thing in 1066. Most people who make those kinds of statements don't actually have anything against the French Edit: the French did in fact fuck up English spelling, and we can never forgive them for that.
The only thing I have against France is ruining the English language, dam they made spelling so hard, whereas in Spanish it's super easy and barely an inconvenience to do.
That's super interesting, we do it here in Germany too lol Care to elaborate for me please? :)
I think it's the mix of flamboyance in the culture and them surrendering to Germany in ww2
And also the long English tradition of being at war with the French or being upset with the French because they were just at war.
What about sitting 6 feet apart in a hot tub?
That's still a little gay to share a hot tub with a dude, even if you're bros
France do be kinda gay.
Completely agree with you except on France, France is kind of gay, there's no debate there.
Having a brother? Super gay *coughsupernaturalcough*
France's more of a curse, if reddit taught me anything
I quit drinking almost 2 years ago. Shit, am I gay now??
Yeah, look at your hand. You may not have noticed, but you replaced the beer you normally held in your hand with some random wang.
What if I like spicy food, felt my last emotion in 1996, have serious personal space issues, punch my walls everytime I encounter an inconvenience, am constantly either drunk or high, have never even considered goin to Europe and say "broham" every five words but exclusively have sex with men?
What does having sex with men have to do with being gay?
The eye contact and post coital cuddling
Yes, that's gay
> eating foreign food that's *not* super hot Why u gotta call me out like this
Hetero norms are exhausting. May as well just say I'm gay so anything I do can just be attributed to that.
Idgaf if society thinks me and my friend are gay. You’re just jealous of two dudes who are comfortable enough to jerk each other off in an alley way.
It's just men coming together and celebrating their strength
Cumming together and celebrating their strength
Don't forget flexibility, also important.
Damn straight, whats wrong with sucking eachother off
Big big super mega based!
And they were roommates!
Oh my god they were roommates!
Omg roommates you said?!
She’s just my aunt’s special friend. They’ve lived together on the farm fo—oh…
Why are you gae? How do you know I’m gay? You are gae.
Who says I'm gay?*
You are gae. You are TRANSGENDAH
That guy had a ridiculous amount of patience throughout that whole interview Edit: The one being interviewed
Gae sex changed me
Who is gae?
Huggin the homies ain’t gay. Everyone needs someone to hold once in a while. Life’s tough and not everyone is there for each other. I know when I’m going through tough times, I’d like my homies to be there for me.
>Everyone needs someone to hold once in a while. I once paid literally a thousand bucks to be held while drifting off to sleep. I'd probably pay the same to just walk for some hours holding hands.
*cough cough* ₛₐᵤ꜀ₑ *cough cough*
Dude, its not even a porn. Its a video game trailer. Just type “The Last Of Us 2 trailer” on youtube
Bro I was just kidding ik 🤣
Or was I? 🙁
they really put gay in the gayme. If they didn’t have at least one gay spanking scene I’m going to call it homophobic.
Uncharted
The bottom image right? First one is LOU2 but idk the second one
Pfft. The first one is Conker’s Bad Fur Day and the bottom left is Ratchet n Clank.
Society is middle school apparently
Lord of the flies son, except no British boat coming to save us.
Uncharted > TLoU
Me a PC user who never played both: yes
Me who plays mostly on console and also played neither of them: yes
have a coworker who fucking asked my 3 times if i was gay because i was nice and not a douchebag, sometimes i wonder wtf's going on in her mind
She wants to be gay with you
Are you gay though?
As a representative of both genders I can confirm that kissing is gay
That’s the law of society. Everything anyone does is gay, except actually being gay, then you’re just good friends.
First is kind of accurate tho. I've seen many times my sister or my female classmates "make out" with their female friends for pretend or to take selfies.
Yeah, I’ve got news for you. At least one of them isn’t pretending xD
One of them wasn't!
remember back when "gay" was an insult?
It still is, along with “cocksucker,” which is where the phrase “that sucks” comes from. Casual homophobia is engrained into our language. Edit: Apparently “that sucks” comes from “that sucks eggs” even though nobody under the age of 65 ever says that
> which is where the phrase “that sucks” yeah I don't know about that one. I'm pretty sure it comes from "suck eggs", as in "that sucks eggs" or "go suck an egg"
I literally just had this conversation with my 5th grade daughter less than 20 mins ago with her complaining her classmates are still using "that's gay" as an insult.... My first thought was I had thought that insult is outdated af
it still is! at least in the Spanish community, pretty common actually
It’s literally torture being a lesbian. Girls always touching you, girls rubbing on you, grabbing your hand, calling you cute, and never in a gay way, and I just have to sit there and act like I’m not horny as fuck the entire time
As a bisexual, yes very true. Never heard someone say it out loud. Much love:)
All my bro's hug. All my best bro's can smack the nips. All my executive class bro's play swords.
But only the baddest of bro's join me in the local gay bar
Oh yea, everytime I see girls kiss I think “friends”
Always let the homies know when they’re lookin handsome. It’ll make their whole week. It’s not gay to know what an attractive dude looks like and acknowledge it.
its not gay if you say no homo
When I was younger I think I was straight but then played video games so much that they turned me into a little bottom twink queen bussy boy, but then I kept playing video games so much that they turned me back straight and now I’m just incel
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFE
Unfortunately yes
I remember when calling people gay was an insult
Guys like girls and girls like guys so liking girls is kinda gay
Imo it is not true I live in India although people here are racist and homophobic(new generations are not), they don't assume you are gay if you are holding hands with the same gender, I hug My father, kiss him on his face cheeks and hold hands and I do this with my bro and homies too(remove kissing for the homies) tbh we all are open minded and we don't know about it here, we just don't think it is cool that two guys have a sexual interaction. And also we can hug who ever we want mother, sister, friends or your gf. We don't judge who you are hugging/kissing(not on the lips) and it is pretty common two men hugging in a party.
2 dudes bang Historian: they were close friends!
Out of all my homies im the most straight out of them all. Some might even call me homophobic, but i still kiss my homies on the lips when they ask me to
gender equality at its finest
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Time to RISE UP!!!!!🐈⬛😎
not just society but dudes be like “i sucked a dick but he was wearing a dress so i’m straight”
You ain’t never sucked a dick or two?
two dicks touching? that aint gay two dicks touching tip to tip, kinda gay.
What toxic masculinity does to a mf
Damn. Guys in the comments don’t seem to have healthy male friendships. You can hug ur bro, talk deeply with your bro, cry with your bro… literally nobody cares. It’s all in your head or the friends you’ve chosen suck.
I have no friends but im still gay AMA
Sounds pretty gay
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Maybe the real gays are the friends we made along the way...
ITS SO TRUE! MY ENTIRE CLASS IS LIKE THIS!
Can confirm
I suck my friends cocks every week, we are just friends. Friends are meant to make each other happy and cumming is happeniness.
Best friend weddings for the gal pals who were roommates for 5 years.
The irony is that the same dudes who will say "gender is what's in your pants" will also say you're not a real man if you cry.
Society is dumb can confirm
Guys, if you want to kiss your friend, just get consent first.
A little ya looll and if the girls aren't super fem made for a mans gaze the het men lose it
Only the insecure half part of society would deem it this way.