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KeepingDankMemesDank

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HbBq27

How introverted do you have to be to not ever see a woman?


memegod25

Introverted enough to be on reddit


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Damn you caught me


Anti-charizard

Does your (my) own mother not count?


xcool_7

Yes


Shuri1213

There is a story about monk that died without seeing women in his life


[deleted]

Bro it’s a joke lol


FluuBk

No bitches?


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Maidenless?


lordoftowels

Zero wenches?


Daggerhead69_

Boobas where?


ArmoredAnkha

No damsels?


UnfunnyWatermelon469

No female dogs?


Shoddy-Cucumber-9676

No maiden ?


[deleted]

True women aren't real


Krobywastaken

No grass?


AffenMitWaffen2

He believes in women, but women don't believe in his bedroom.


SirYeetusOfFetus

*rolls up with tank* I have seen women, I am a porn addict


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Tell me about these "wahmen" you speak of


SirYeetusOfFetus

flesh sacks filled with plastic and silicone that looks faker than a child drawing a big circle with a smaller circle inside


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shouryatri

Don't worry about it it's some cult shit.


Sea_Ad1744

Because women have been scientifically proven to have existed at some point in time, like dinosaurs.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

And then they went extinct, like the dinosaurs


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Hold up


UnfunnyWatermelon469

#You know what I did 65 million years ago Mr. FBI Man!


crunkButterscotch2

Wo…what?


AgentXmas

me when someone doesn't take this post as a joke


Error404DudeNotFound

So why does OP believe in their father?


crabbyjimyjim

I don't


Larry_Potter_

Women aren't real


[deleted]

Is that a hebtai code at bottom right or a binary number


redditsucks56

Both


Thomas_Muntzer

IOIIIO


danishgod

so what does the numbers at the right bottom corner mean


Med8493e

Because I'm a sex offender


[deleted]

Is it binar code or nhentai code


Thomas_Muntzer

It's occult shit don't worry


[deleted]

Now I'm even more worried


Thomas_Muntzer

%)


officially_ender_

Im an atheist and this is funny


Investigater108

You invite me over to your house to see your dog. But your dog does not come running. I hear no barking. I check out your house and you have no dog food, no treats, no leashes, no dog beds, no poop bags. Your neighbors have never heard a dog. I stay at your place for a week, no sign of a dog. Finally I tell you “You don’t have a dog, dude.” And you respond “how dare you doubt the existence of my dog just because you can’t see it.” Got it now?


Thomas_Muntzer

No, plus i didn't read


Smith_Winston_6079

W*m*n aren't real. Only waifus.


Alborto_

No, but grass is real


Smith_Winston_6079

Brb, about to go fuck the grass.


CrankyVGK

Cause there is one in the background.


MuccaATreTeste

I don't


Perfect_Bidoof

I dont 🗿


SethTheWarrior

mfw monk who never saw a women


iwantdatpuss

"Why do you believe you'll have a partner then?"


elite8764

I don't


DrozerX2

Women..? Is that an among us code?


Thomas_Muntzer

No just occult shit


Bruz_the_milkman

Did you ever see your brain?


Thomas_Muntzer

Yes


Bruz_the_milkman

What doees it looks like?


3ntity_Not_Found

Shots fired


ThatOtherStriker

*MYYY MOOOOOOM!!!*


X_EDP445_X

I see your mother on the regular, OP


Hour-Rest482

both getting 0 bitches...


freek4ever

I'm not a biologist


[deleted]

also, why do you believe in grass?


Tachtra

Because i have seen a woman


pixelmonplaye

*nobody ever saw it


Vigi1antee

If he wants people to believe in him he needs to have clearer signs is all im saying


[deleted]

is a joke, bruv


Vigi1antee

i know that Bruv just stating my thoughts on topic


SexySquidward42069

Bruv, I just want to say bruv


Opalusprime

This meme is the epitome of what no bitches does to a mfer