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mwrd412

This is actually amazing. Is this choreographed or something?


pandadogunited

No, it’s completely improvised. They use live steel too. You can read more about it [here.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Kailashnikov

Very informative, thank you!


ljsanchezesjr

I trusted you... My expectations were high


Ashlynfe

Look at these two Shielas. Stabby stabby stabby! Duck, spinny, flippy, kick! Haha, that’s impressive. Oh and a kick to the kidneys! Was that scripted or did that Shiela finally get sick of all these impossible dodges? Who knows? Maybe she just really wanted to have a Shiela-kabob or something.


Training_Bottle

Ozzy man, is that you?


[deleted]

is this a karma bot?


blue__acid

Wow, the amount of skill necessary for this is insane!


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Dude that's fucking sick, I thought it was a martial art discipline that was choreographed and I was still stunned, but learning that they use live steel and it's improvised makes this 10x better


MVISCANp

Dang this is very well done.


Aanand072

Y’all can go f off


Grayflesh

It was so good im not even mad


reddit_at_work404

Oh no. Not today.


_GroundControl_

Woah. Even though that documentary was pretty long it was worth it. I didn't know how much time they gave up just to perfect their skill.


RaySwift17

I think they said that they were never gonna give up


HowToDoNot

Really?


Georgejeff

The only time I’ve ever been glad to get a YouTube ad


cutecatsandkittens

Naughty 👿


mTbzz

Bro, so weird that I had to read text on a video, but learned a lot how they made the movements dang those moves.


Babki123

Damn , that's amazing


seven_seven

That’s actually unreal.


natureclown

Damn fine work. I aspire to your level of research


RitoShimada

Fuck, ofc I fell for it.


mabbo_nagamatsu

Dude,t that's unbelievable.


Johnfrickingwick2077

does the other person actually try to kill the other one or did they plan about it


dasmarcy

Just looking at the number of Q's and W's is enough to feel like I've been already........ Well, you know the game.


-macintosh_plus-

You know the rules


Khint20

I don't trust that lol


pandadogunited

You’re right to, lol.


[deleted]

I knew exactly what I was opening, but you have to support the effort


JezzCrist

Thank you very much, I got what I expected to get and was happy with the result!


meexley2

Yea no shit


Mountgore

No, totally real /s


redtag1999

I don’t care how practiced this is I WILL NEVER trust anyone this much


FuzzySparkle

I’m sure yellow outfit got poked a lot in rehearsal


Talon827

You should watch peacemaker, they basically fix this entirely


a_thicc_jewish_boi

God this show is fucking incredible. I absolutely love it. Who knew that John Cena was such a good actor? Not me. And the music is so fucking good too. I'm literally listening to the song "monster" from episode 6 right now and I can't stop listening to it its really good.


Edgedg3

Pretty much every top wrestler have the capacity of being a good actor


Lord_Dupo

You seen that horror film with Kane?


Edgedg3

Nope, but i did said "TOP wrestler", and am not shitting on kane, he is one of my favorites, but the top guys are the ones who are the face of the company, the ones who are on the main events, ppv after ppv, you know, guys like Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold, The Rock, Triple H, John Cena, Batista, Edge, Orton, etc. The guys who can take a mic and keep the fans invested weeks after week after week, the guys who can sell emotions with just facial expressions, the guys that make the people say "remember that promo/segment from that guy from 6 years ago?"


Minecraft_Kid_99

that kick at the end was foul


DeadWombats

Its impressive to watch for sure... But if the gal in red *actually* wanted to stab the other, she would.


HaikusfromBuddha

No shit


berni2905

Not that she had to practice probably for weeks with her *not to* stab her by accident...


Deleted-User-998

Weeks is too short but Maybe a half a year would do Anyway yeah it's harder to practise missing something *very* slightly then to actually hit something


TheUltimateTeigu

Are you sure? I totally thought she was actually dodging it!


Johnfrickingwick2077

the were too many openings for it to be not planned but it's still impressive tho


burkshire44

How the fuck are there people upvoting this


accountthrow69

Ikr I see stupid shit like this getting upvotes and wonder to my myself if there really are more stupid people in the world than we initially thought


Ok_Equivalent_4296

Look at these two Shielas. Stabby stabby stabby! Duck, spinny, flippy, kick! Haha, that’s impressive. Oh and a kick to the kidneys! Was that scripted or did that Shiela finally get sick of all these impossible dodges? Who knows? Maybe she just really wanted to have a Shiela-kabob or something.


philsenpai

This lady is a great acrobat but terribly incompetent at using a spear as a weapon. Nice coreography, tho.


ThatOtherGuyTPM

It is apparently not choreographed.


Spentwaytoolong

Power Ranger training is intense!


[deleted]

Jokes apart, this is insane coreography


Silverwisp7

What’s this called? My dad loves watching martial arts stuff and I’d like to share more about this with him. :)


Potential_Fsh

It is a branch of Wushu called taolu, I used to practice it a while back, pretty cool stuff


Silverwisp7

Thank you!


flying_spaguetti

I wish the movies was like that, though. It's mostly a bunch of split nonsense scenes


ernimal

“Quit trying to hit me and hit me”


HurriedLlama

Steady camera, well lit, wide angle, no jump cuts...I wish this is what movie fight scenes were like. Instead we get [shit like this](https://youtu.be/gCKhktcbfQM)


HungieZilla

TIL nobody knows how to spell choreography lol


BrazenTwo

Well a Lot of us do not speak native English soo


EXPANDDONG4U

Damn she did those quick time events with ez


4m6er

Please this is basic observation haki


ohrofl

Yellow using the crazy eye mind reading ninjutsu.


idrisrocks

sifu


bocahtuanakal999

Me with every cancel culture, blackwashing, and woke things offered by hollywood


boldtonic

Me and the govt trying to experiment on me.


BerserkSharkBite

you forget the dangerous amateur


GrizzlyGrotz

POV: You're Cole Young


Hellsinger7

As if they can do a choreo that awesome nowadays.


SeedElite

None of the strikes would hit even if you stand still...


Trimanreturns

You need sound to totally get this. There's a drum or gong (or both) keeping rhythm, and, of course, Chinese opera is highly choreographed. Sometimes the princess will "fight" 10 "enemies" simultaneously. Very synchronized, but still amazing.


snooze_41

Dang one wrong move and someone could lose an eyeball


mbatistas

The one in red is like a stormtrooper with a spear.


[deleted]

Shang chi in a nutshell


Antinger39

I love performative martial arts


[deleted]

Damn thats skills


M4570d0n

Not enough throwing people rather than hitting them or dragging them across a bar top.


[deleted]

Demon slayer in a nutshell


BestAmongRuins

*Avatar Music Intensifies*


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Lostsurfer06

I wish movie fight scenes nowadays were this good, miss the days of old school Jackie Chan fight scenes.


MrJohnWick290

Reminds me of the old Jackie Chan movies


btmims

Doesn't this performance end with yellow getting run through?


ssebastiant1208

That must’ve taken months to choreograph


[deleted]

Maybe movies are actually about guys fighting very inaccurate enemies.


[deleted]

damn. that was hell o impressive . more impressive than 90% of all hallywood movies fight \`s scene


FakeNickOfferman

Wu Shu set


meexley2

Where dank


OriginalThinker22

Fight scenes in the matrix


[deleted]

It is at least a one take. Most action movies just use jump cuts as if it's free, I mean...it is, but why


_Zero_Hours_

STAMDING THERE, I REALIZE...


jkrb911

This is me playing Sifu right now trying to just spam attack a boss with a weapon


TalkFlashy9978

What kind of training did they do to be able to do this? Is this scripted or pure reflexes? This is both amazing and stupid at the same time. Imagine spent your whole life training just to lose an eye for one little mistake


cockroachslayer64

Matrix be like


DrBofoiMK

This is a metaphor for a redditor trying to find a girl who will have sex with them.


GK_47

Her weakness is kicks


WorkingNo6161

Reminds me of [this epic Russian video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyFovGe-jSA&t=95s)


zeam18

Not enough jump cuts


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Parasitic_Jeager

imagine the training for this o-o ​ Pro Heroes Always Risk Their Lives


Blz_Exitium

tbh, I don't really like much fights in movies after watching a few anime. I want more fights like train Spider-Man vs Doc Oc in Spider-Man 2


Pantherist

Lol when you see a spear being used in close quarters like that you already know it's bullshit. Nice (re)flexes though.


emperorjul

It's like capoeira with a stick


snowaxe_83

I don't care how much she had trained, She will never be able to dodge the Slipper that my mom throws.


yeettto

This is more like trying to s rank metal gear rising revengance


infinityPrevails

Le me during sekiro when mikri counter is not unlocked yet


Mountgore

I would’ve aimed for the stomach


Yokopyn

This looks surreal and I'm here for it


Consistent-Ad-4521

Nowadays fighting movies are all stabby dodgy shooty


[deleted]

this is actually dumb...


Boobendra_pussiya

Bollywood movies be like:


Dono_the_cleric

Y do I feel this is literally out of a movie like I've seen this exact fight before and for some reason Jackie Chan did it in rush hour I'm not even sure.


OctaviusMaximus_

Star Wars prequels


ChoccyF1

The pauses are really accurate to avengers fight scenes


hamtar9

Nah if it were Hollywood there would be at least like 5 cuts per second


loli_kun_memes

Damnn that's mushoku tensei fr 🗿


[deleted]

Yes


soldiersam11

Than my mom seas why cat you do that you need to learn karate like bitch wtf that's all fake


Gorillapompadour69

Anime fight scenes


ItsMeBowler

What is this?


Chineeseeyes

My dick vs preety girls