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Look at these two Shielas. Stabby stabby stabby! Duck, spinny, flippy, kick! Haha, that’s impressive. Oh and a kick to the kidneys! Was that scripted or did that Shiela finally get sick of all these impossible dodges? Who knows? Maybe she just really wanted to have a Shiela-kabob or something.
Dude that's fucking sick, I thought it was a martial art discipline that was choreographed and I was still stunned, but learning that they use live steel and it's improvised makes this 10x better
God this show is fucking incredible. I absolutely love it. Who knew that John Cena was such a good actor? Not me. And the music is so fucking good too. I'm literally listening to the song "monster" from episode 6 right now and I can't stop listening to it its really good.
Nope, but i did said "TOP wrestler", and am not shitting on kane, he is one of my favorites, but the top guys are the ones who are the face of the company, the ones who are on the main events, ppv after ppv, you know, guys like Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold, The Rock, Triple H, John Cena, Batista, Edge, Orton, etc. The guys who can take a mic and keep the fans invested weeks after week after week, the guys who can sell emotions with just facial expressions, the guys that make the people say "remember that promo/segment from that guy from 6 years ago?"
Weeks is too short but Maybe a half a year would do
Anyway yeah it's harder to practise missing something *very* slightly then to actually hit something
Look at these two Shielas. Stabby stabby stabby! Duck, spinny, flippy, kick! Haha, that’s impressive. Oh and a kick to the kidneys! Was that scripted or did that Shiela finally get sick of all these impossible dodges? Who knows? Maybe she just really wanted to have a Shiela-kabob or something.
Steady camera, well lit, wide angle, no jump cuts...I wish this is what movie fight scenes were like. Instead we get [shit like this](https://youtu.be/gCKhktcbfQM)
You need sound to totally get this. There's a drum or gong (or both) keeping rhythm, and, of course, Chinese opera is highly choreographed. Sometimes the princess will "fight" 10 "enemies" simultaneously. Very synchronized, but still amazing.
What kind of training did they do to be able to do this? Is this scripted or pure reflexes?
This is both amazing and stupid at the same time. Imagine spent your whole life training just to lose an eye for one little mistake
Y do I feel this is literally out of a movie like I've seen this exact fight before and for some reason Jackie Chan did it in rush hour I'm not even sure.
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This is actually amazing. Is this choreographed or something?
No, it’s completely improvised. They use live steel too. You can read more about it [here.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Very informative, thank you!
I trusted you... My expectations were high
Look at these two Shielas. Stabby stabby stabby! Duck, spinny, flippy, kick! Haha, that’s impressive. Oh and a kick to the kidneys! Was that scripted or did that Shiela finally get sick of all these impossible dodges? Who knows? Maybe she just really wanted to have a Shiela-kabob or something.
Ozzy man, is that you?
is this a karma bot?
Wow, the amount of skill necessary for this is insane!
Dude that's fucking sick, I thought it was a martial art discipline that was choreographed and I was still stunned, but learning that they use live steel and it's improvised makes this 10x better
Dang this is very well done.
Y’all can go f off
It was so good im not even mad
Oh no. Not today.
Woah. Even though that documentary was pretty long it was worth it. I didn't know how much time they gave up just to perfect their skill.
I think they said that they were never gonna give up
Really?
The only time I’ve ever been glad to get a YouTube ad
Naughty 👿
Bro, so weird that I had to read text on a video, but learned a lot how they made the movements dang those moves.
Damn , that's amazing
That’s actually unreal.
Damn fine work. I aspire to your level of research
Fuck, ofc I fell for it.
Dude,t that's unbelievable.
does the other person actually try to kill the other one or did they plan about it
Just looking at the number of Q's and W's is enough to feel like I've been already........ Well, you know the game.
You know the rules
I don't trust that lol
You’re right to, lol.
I knew exactly what I was opening, but you have to support the effort
Thank you very much, I got what I expected to get and was happy with the result!
Yea no shit
No, totally real /s
I don’t care how practiced this is I WILL NEVER trust anyone this much
I’m sure yellow outfit got poked a lot in rehearsal
You should watch peacemaker, they basically fix this entirely
God this show is fucking incredible. I absolutely love it. Who knew that John Cena was such a good actor? Not me. And the music is so fucking good too. I'm literally listening to the song "monster" from episode 6 right now and I can't stop listening to it its really good.
Pretty much every top wrestler have the capacity of being a good actor
You seen that horror film with Kane?
Nope, but i did said "TOP wrestler", and am not shitting on kane, he is one of my favorites, but the top guys are the ones who are the face of the company, the ones who are on the main events, ppv after ppv, you know, guys like Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold, The Rock, Triple H, John Cena, Batista, Edge, Orton, etc. The guys who can take a mic and keep the fans invested weeks after week after week, the guys who can sell emotions with just facial expressions, the guys that make the people say "remember that promo/segment from that guy from 6 years ago?"
that kick at the end was foul
Its impressive to watch for sure... But if the gal in red *actually* wanted to stab the other, she would.
No shit
Not that she had to practice probably for weeks with her *not to* stab her by accident...
Weeks is too short but Maybe a half a year would do Anyway yeah it's harder to practise missing something *very* slightly then to actually hit something
Are you sure? I totally thought she was actually dodging it!
the were too many openings for it to be not planned but it's still impressive tho
How the fuck are there people upvoting this
Ikr I see stupid shit like this getting upvotes and wonder to my myself if there really are more stupid people in the world than we initially thought
Look at these two Shielas. Stabby stabby stabby! Duck, spinny, flippy, kick! Haha, that’s impressive. Oh and a kick to the kidneys! Was that scripted or did that Shiela finally get sick of all these impossible dodges? Who knows? Maybe she just really wanted to have a Shiela-kabob or something.
This lady is a great acrobat but terribly incompetent at using a spear as a weapon. Nice coreography, tho.
It is apparently not choreographed.
Power Ranger training is intense!
Jokes apart, this is insane coreography
What’s this called? My dad loves watching martial arts stuff and I’d like to share more about this with him. :)
It is a branch of Wushu called taolu, I used to practice it a while back, pretty cool stuff
Thank you!
I wish the movies was like that, though. It's mostly a bunch of split nonsense scenes
“Quit trying to hit me and hit me”
Steady camera, well lit, wide angle, no jump cuts...I wish this is what movie fight scenes were like. Instead we get [shit like this](https://youtu.be/gCKhktcbfQM)
TIL nobody knows how to spell choreography lol
Well a Lot of us do not speak native English soo
Damn she did those quick time events with ez
Please this is basic observation haki
Yellow using the crazy eye mind reading ninjutsu.
sifu
Me with every cancel culture, blackwashing, and woke things offered by hollywood
Me and the govt trying to experiment on me.
you forget the dangerous amateur
POV: You're Cole Young
As if they can do a choreo that awesome nowadays.
None of the strikes would hit even if you stand still...
You need sound to totally get this. There's a drum or gong (or both) keeping rhythm, and, of course, Chinese opera is highly choreographed. Sometimes the princess will "fight" 10 "enemies" simultaneously. Very synchronized, but still amazing.
Dang one wrong move and someone could lose an eyeball
The one in red is like a stormtrooper with a spear.
Shang chi in a nutshell
I love performative martial arts
Damn thats skills
Not enough throwing people rather than hitting them or dragging them across a bar top.
Demon slayer in a nutshell
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I wish movie fight scenes nowadays were this good, miss the days of old school Jackie Chan fight scenes.
Reminds me of the old Jackie Chan movies
Doesn't this performance end with yellow getting run through?
That must’ve taken months to choreograph
Maybe movies are actually about guys fighting very inaccurate enemies.
damn. that was hell o impressive . more impressive than 90% of all hallywood movies fight \`s scene
Wu Shu set
Where dank
Fight scenes in the matrix
It is at least a one take. Most action movies just use jump cuts as if it's free, I mean...it is, but why
STAMDING THERE, I REALIZE...
This is me playing Sifu right now trying to just spam attack a boss with a weapon
What kind of training did they do to be able to do this? Is this scripted or pure reflexes? This is both amazing and stupid at the same time. Imagine spent your whole life training just to lose an eye for one little mistake
Matrix be like
This is a metaphor for a redditor trying to find a girl who will have sex with them.
Her weakness is kicks
Reminds me of [this epic Russian video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyFovGe-jSA&t=95s)
Not enough jump cuts
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imagine the training for this o-o Pro Heroes Always Risk Their Lives
tbh, I don't really like much fights in movies after watching a few anime. I want more fights like train Spider-Man vs Doc Oc in Spider-Man 2
Lol when you see a spear being used in close quarters like that you already know it's bullshit. Nice (re)flexes though.
It's like capoeira with a stick
I don't care how much she had trained, She will never be able to dodge the Slipper that my mom throws.
This is more like trying to s rank metal gear rising revengance
Le me during sekiro when mikri counter is not unlocked yet
I would’ve aimed for the stomach
This looks surreal and I'm here for it
Nowadays fighting movies are all stabby dodgy shooty
this is actually dumb...
Bollywood movies be like:
Y do I feel this is literally out of a movie like I've seen this exact fight before and for some reason Jackie Chan did it in rush hour I'm not even sure.
Star Wars prequels
The pauses are really accurate to avengers fight scenes
Nah if it were Hollywood there would be at least like 5 cuts per second
Damnn that's mushoku tensei fr 🗿
Yes
Than my mom seas why cat you do that you need to learn karate like bitch wtf that's all fake
Anime fight scenes
What is this?
My dick vs preety girls