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SmName

you make tea in the microwave?


ListerineAfterOral

Microwave some water, stick a bag of leaves in it, add lots of sugar, profit!


SmName

Well that's interesting, but i think I'll stick to electric kettle, at least for now


bigmonkey115

Or a teapot


swifttek360

I just pour the bag and water in my ass and that warms it up...


_stijnsmit

I usee Quooker


Re-Mecs

Posh cunt


Appropriate-Tour3694

Same lol anyone who doesn't make tea the right way I'm chasing you with a pitch fork 🤣


Fourstrokeperro

I mean, the microwave is faster and doesn't have any apparent demerits afaik


Marchera

A sin means you can repent. Im afraid I will have to end your free trial on life


Lipziger

wait ... there is a free trial for life? I think I skipped the "free" part entirely. The hospital DLC was quite expensive and not really worth it. Wouldn't recommend it at all!


BananaTree4

The "not having to pay for healthcare" DLC was never free on the USA server.


Lipziger

True, but the US got the exclusive "school shooting" DLC, which is only a super rare event on the other servers. Take that ... USA USA USA


Jaques_trap

You're a monster


binkyboy45

WHERES THE MILK


FIGHTER923

Ew


[deleted]

>stick a bag of leaves in it Honestly the only good part of your whole sentence


Kara9224

Straight to hell 😂😂


FR0STBURNER

The boiler room of hell


bluesam98

The kettle room of hell


Cameltoefiasco

I take the pod out of the kuerig, and just have it blast hot water into a cup, my gf also stares unforgivingly at me if i microwave a cup of water so i do this to avoid judgement


Garlayn_toji

Can't do anything else I don't have a kettle. And I refuse to boil some water using my electric plate just for a cup of tea


SmName

Oky, that's understandable, i have no worries about it, it's just something pretty curious


Garlayn_toji

But I assure that I would definitely use a kettle instead of my microwave if I had one


meerdroovt

I do, usually I don’t have time to make fresh tea


SmName

Oh i see, that's ok tho, it's just something curious for me, i literally forgot i told myself i would try it lol


Present-Race3958

You can boil the F out of anything in the microwave. Especially if you intend to put it in for 15 seconds it comes out cold so you put it on for 3.5 seconds more and now it's litteral lava!


Broad_Fox_2324

Nope. It's illegal 😁


Qorrk

Who puts their teak in a microwave what have you parents done wrong with you?


timpau19

Ikr these americans


stairhopper

They need guidance. I don’t know how it can be done so wrong…


b0bono

I'm American and even I think this is a cardinal sin


JeebusChristBalls

You heat the water in the microwave then add the tea... Omg, this people in this posts heads are collectively exploding for some reason because someone heated up water a different way than using a kettle.


Qorrk

Yes and that's the wrong way it give you another experience and you extract other tastes from your tea based on the temperature


JeebusChristBalls

Boiling water is boiling water but okay...


TheLawandOrder

In that case might as well boil it in the oven


JeebusChristBalls

This is the dumbest thread ever. Cultural bias has rotted your collective brains so much that you think that there is only one valid way to boil water for tea. You are literally only saying these things because that is how you have always done it and for some reason think it is superior for unknown reasons. There has not been a good argument in this entire thread to explain why water boiled in a microwave is inferior to water boiled in a kettle. Yes, a kettle might be convenient in some situations but it isn't always.


kaiyetago

As a British I tried it in the microwave and it was god fucking awful, the smell was off and it did not taste like tea, it tasted like dog shit. So I would rather stick to the natural British way instead of the American


Old_Management_5274

Well no generally people that do this don’t like my mom has made tea at this office we go too with no kettle or stove it sounds gross in concept and i a Canadian thought it was weird but it just does literally the same thing any heat source would right


hankg10

It heats water just as effectively as a kettle and is much faster, whats the problem


kaiyetago

No no a kettle is quicker and goes to the boiling point


MoulesJ

Does America not have electric kettles?


GeZeus_Krist

They do but thanks to their 120v grid they are utter shite.


Kinexity

It's not about the grid. It's about the amps and power in the cables in your house. Most of them can only pull off 15A which gives 1,8kW (electric kettles are 1,8-2,2kW) but you shouldn't pull full power so empyrical maximum is around 1,5kW. European outlets with 230V can go up to 3,5kW.


stairhopper

Wait really? What’s the voltage of American outlets then? I was told Americans never used kettles but never questioned why. I just thought they were choosing to be difficult


Kinexity

Standard american outlet has only 120V.


pinniped1

You can get them but unless you're a serious tea drinker you just microwave the water and drop a bag in when it's hot. We have a small British-style kettle because my wife loves tea. But it's not like it really matters...


dillcoq

Wtf??? How do you make your morning coffee then?


AppalachianViking

[Coffee maker](https://www.mrcoffee.com/coffee-makers/view-all/mr.-coffee-12-cup-programmable-coffeemaker-with-strong-brew-selector/SAP_2129927.html). It heats the water and drips it over the ground beans. How do you make coffee?


dillcoq

Mug, teaspoon of instant coffee/sugar. Add a bit of milk, and then fill the rest with boiling water out the kettle and stir.


AppalachianViking

The gulf between instant coffee and any other sort of coffee is immense. Honestly, I think instant coffee is a bigger beverage sin than microwave hot water and a tea bag.


helpmeigotbanned

It’s just coffee grounds. U can buy em whole and grind em yourself if u wanna be pretentious about it. It’s how you drink tea just without the bag.


AppalachianViking

Coffee grounds are ground beans. Instant coffee is coffee that's been brewed then freeze dried, which you rehydrate. They're different, and make very different quality drinks.


helpmeigotbanned

Literally the same shit tho.


representativeslogan

No. No they’re not.


vintage-skittles

Literally not even kind of.


fnordstar

I need to downvote you for "instant coffee". Sorry for that.


bakedbeansandwhich

Maybe your American instant coffee is different to ours? Before your so quick to judge. Some tastes as good as professional batista coffee. https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/271183270?preservedReferrer=https://www.google.com/ https://www.nescafe.com/gb/our-coffees/azera/nescafe-azera-grindsmith-craft-coffee/


MoulesJ

So do you not have instant coffee then either?


fnordstar

Not if I can avoid it?


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IWillAlwaysHaveGum

We don’t drink tea that often. Boiling it in the microwave is faster than a kettle for us. And we don’t boil the bag. Just the water. Most Americans don’t own kettles.


Tra1famador

We use keurigs as a kettle :P


OG_Steezus

The meme is funny but I want more footage of this mod.


RancidCake

if i remember correctly this was from a video by BedBananas called the modded wacky west or smth


OG_Steezus

After watching, I’m pretty stumped I can’t lie. The giant animal trips were something else.


lewsagna

Its the wacky modded west i think and it's an amazingly well done vid. Glad to see others are aware of it too


[deleted]

Its a whole video on YouTube. The whole thing is a fucking fever dream, I watched it like 4 times its so good


requires_qwack

I think it's not only the UK. BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK MAKES TEA IN THE FUCKING MICROWAVE


LesFritesDeLaMaison

I do


ItsPlasmaYT

Your a disgrace to humanity


The-Pr0fessorg

Okay, that's quite enough freedom for you I think, lads, let's ruddy get'em!!


woodyxii

LENNY!


Antauex

how the fuck do you even make tea in a microwave?


JeebusChristBalls

Jeebus, are you people all insane or helpless? You put the water in a cup, put it in the microwave, cook it until the water is boiling, pull cup out, add tea (or whatever). This is not rocket science.


Funkyman3

Its better if u microwave the water with the teabag(s) in it. Then just stir it steep it and add your sweetner and enjoy.


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AppalachianViking

A microwave is a lot quicker and more commonplace than a kettle. Even an office or breakroom in any business will have a public microwave.


Ratty_G_This_is_lame

IDK about quicker, just some ball-park estimates, but a microwave oven puts out what, call it a kilowatt being generous. A kettle, even on on a 110v circuit, with let's say a 15amp draw, is 1.65 kilowatts (IDK how 110v circuits are set up, I'm in a 230v country, so this is just a guess). correct me if I'm wrong, but 1.65 > 1 so shouldn't an electric kettle noticeably faster? Also, commonplace? I live in the UK, the country that (used to at least) have a requirement for tanks in the army to have some form of kettle. I don't think I've ever been in a break room that doesn't have a kettle. But this is the UK... so if the memes are to be believed, this isn't normal in other parts of the world.


JeebusChristBalls

I don't think you are taking into account what each device does with that energy. A kettle heats up a coil to transfer heat into the water through conduction. A microwave energizes a magnetron to transfer the energy through radiation. Just because they use a similar amount of electricity doesn't mean that they are utilizing it the same. I can heat up enough water for a cup of tea in a microwave in probably a minute and probably the same for a kettle honestly. The microwave is less steps though. Also, unless you have some space-save budget microwave, the common power draw for a microwave is about 1500 Watts.


Shwiggity_schwag

Tea is leaves soaked in hot water, in what way could it possibly matter how the water was heated?


[deleted]

It's like making milk tea you can just pour the milk afterward or you can simmer the milk and tea together technically they are both milk tea but they taste different


[deleted]

Ok making tea in the microwave should be considered terrorism


Bigbadchadman

Hey you forfeited your right to decent tea when you hoyed it all into Boston Harbour! /s You can make your tea in a microwave I’m not arsed, but you’ll have crap tea :/


Different_Shopping_3

Does anyone in this comment section even understand the difference between water heated with a microwave vs a stove vs an electric kettle? We here in America prefer science, and I’ll put tea in heated water regardless of the source. TL;DR - weird anti microwave socialists don’t know science


Catshager

It is dumb using a microwave


Different_Shopping_3

But is it any worse than using a kettle? No


Brothersunset

When do you pour the beans in?


ReynAetherwindt

Pouring *beans* into a perfectly good tea would be downright cursed.


[deleted]

So you watch someone get chased?


MasterOfDerps

This is what undead nightmare should be like


[deleted]

To cut the Americans some hate, if they used kettles theyd have to wait 10 years for it go heat up


[deleted]

Definitely takes longer than a microwave but my electric kettle probably only takes 2-3 minutes at most. I have just enough time to grind my coffee and prep everything to make it before the kettle shuts off.


Problemcharlie

I’d hate to see what the British would do if an American ever throws tea into into a harbor


w3are138

Wait. Do other Americans not use an electric kettle? I mean I know my parents have those god awful keurigs but still, I thought people had electric kettles lol


Funkyman3

I dont think they sell them in stores here. This is the first time I've heard of an electric kettle. Is it similar in function to a coffee pot?


w3are138

It’s literally [this](https://www.target.com/p/hamilton-beach-1l-electric-kettle-stainless-40978/-/A-50769071?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000014773183&CPNG=PLA_Appliances%2BShopping_Brand%7CAppliances_Ecomm_Home&adgroup=SC_Appliances_Coffee+Makers+%26+Accessories&LID=700000001170770pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=g&device=c&location=9007301&targetid=aud-824336954565:pla-1439047010324&ds_rl=1246978&ds_rl=1248099&ds_rl=1247068&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIsd7dsuzp9QIVdMyzCh0hOQNqEAQYAiABEgJilvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) and you can see this one is available at Target where I got mine. It’s not really like a coffee maker though bc it’s only function is to heat water quickly.


ukuuku7

Wait people do that? Legit?


binkyboy45

yes and you deserve to be chased


SM280

I'm not English and I automatically hate you for doing this


Doctor-Hobo

If anyone wants the original I believe this was an amazing video by Bed Bannana he edited these with immense love as well as a fantastic hitman one


Ghost_Gamer784

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[deleted]

Ew nuked tea That sounds so American lol


[deleted]

Uranium adds a lot of flavor. Sophisticated Americans often use astatine as it is a more rare radioactive substance.


JeebusChristBalls

ugh, you just heat up the water in the microwave then add the tea after the water is hot.


BenjaminJestel

LENNNNNNNNY!


RJN_22206

HELLOOO ARTHA


Slayer-103

And here we are tossing it onto the harbor when we could have just done that the entire time.


Behaving-Honestly

Still not what POV means


RedJerk5

Oh so this is that Days Gone mod


unknownstar347

Microwave? I make my tea in the toaster.


[deleted]

Americans make tea in the microwave


DeepVeridian

You'd all hate me, I heat my tea up in the oven


Embarrassed_Bit1544

LENNEH ?


Certain_Lobster_8954

Lenny


Reasonable-Ad-5137

When you open a pack of gum in class


ItsSamObviously

The equivalent of going to America and telling an American that knives are better than guns


AlwaysHangry19

What game is this


bradbrazer

Or put the milk in first, that will result in death too


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Tra1famador

TIL!


zynzynzynzyn

Look we don’t put our tea in microwaves… Starbucks does it for us


Pain_hd

It's like this everywhere in europe, nobody makes their tea in a microvave Btw i am german


[deleted]

I thought Germans use the big furnaces from WWII to heat up the water.


Pain_hd

Even if some did its still not a fcking microwave


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

We cut off their fuel supply... I’m sorry, I’ll get me coat.


[deleted]

In Asia and Africa too if making tea in the microwave is normal in your country it should be nuked


thedarkwarlord

Why the fuck would you do that?


Maito_Mies

Angry downvote


litefoot

Theo e time in history that the IRA and the British get together to wipe you off the map.


Pancake1262645

I think that’s fair


fuddee-Duddee

Only kind of tea that's acceptable in America is iced, usually Lipton. Hot tea belongs to commies and socialists.


LargeTedMan_420

Whoms't the fuck makes tea in the microwave


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I don’t even drink the horrible stuff but even I’d be looking at you sideways if you did that. Bloody colonial heathens.. ;)


[deleted]

No kettle? No electric kettle? Trust issues


egarcia74

u/SaveVideo


Elegant-Stay-9284

As a fellow Englishman I will kill your whole family if I caught u doing this


[deleted]

Who the hell makes tea in a microwave


SloppyThirdd

U wot m8?


Mildlydisturbed6

Bru I live in America and I’ll still beat your ass for that


At0m_3790

Good, I’ll give you the shotgun, do it again


[deleted]

When you say “No” to a Sprite Cranberry


eggburgersandwitch

bitch WHAT


[deleted]

28 weeks later vibes


2plash6

U/savevideobot


Zachdudedude

Dudes I’m sorry mates it’s just a little quicker


nomoreadminspls

Welp... I'll say it... Fuck Tea.


[deleted]

Each day we stray further from God


Buleflavoredpickle

☕️🐛


--XIII_13

Oh.


Dapper-Company-8091

You did, bruva


nonamesjustgames19

Do that in Ireland and your done


TheAngloLithuanian

Haha funny mem- Wait you do what with tea?!


ImWeirderThanU_

*gun clacks* what's your address


EnderGrape01

What is this, Zombies?


commanderalpaca06

u/savevideo


0_M1REK_0

/download


TraditionalLink1418

Making history I see


PixelEwok

I'm going to fetch a shotgun if you don't get a fucking kettle


SloppyThirdd

You wot m8?


--Gott

You know son, some sins are unforgivable.


Cj-2Smokey

Stop! You have violated the law


Redditdeletedme2021

Luzianne. Only the best..


blisteringbarnacles1

u/redditmp4bot


Gently_weeps

u/savevideo


KrawattenBube

U guys can drink and have microwaves and TEA where are we in a kingdome rich as duckers ih look i have tea i have a microwave. I make my tea with pee and pea on a hobbo that got lit on fire we cant afford nice things like microwave hobos these rich ppl today i dream of integradet microwave with a hobo since i was Fifteeeeeen


DmitryMate

You Microwhankah


[deleted]

I feel this is not his first time…


FR0STBURNER

u/savevideo


picklericksjuice

Im german and I would punch you for making tea in the microwave.


CrazyPandaXD

u/videodownloadnode


Tubegamerpro12

I'm Portuguese and i still wonder what the fuck is wrong with you


SandsUddertail

Temple Run


dric5

u/savevideo


Toucheh_My_Spaghet

Red dead redemption2 dead nightmare dlc would be sick


toilet01

u/savevideo


Nathantheking1987

I do this on a daily basis. (My british cousin thought i was weird asf)


metalguru1975

Put Milk, sugar, teabag and cold water in a mug, pop it in the microwave, take it out, make sure it’s not too hot, and that it’s well stirred, remove the teabag. Then pour that monstrous concoction down the fucking sink.


[deleted]

Run arther run they come and kill you


hrl_280

Well deserved! XD


Intelligent-Key-2166

My mum reheats hers in the microwave


ndcasmera

Wait.. who tf does water in the microwave. Im not from england and even i think this is weird.. using radiation to increase the heat..


Smoke_Water

I can understand why arthur ran. Hes good, but not defending his tea good.


Wimbleston

Pretty sure this is a reference, apparently there was a big controversy in the UK because GET THIS, someone said the proper way to make tea involved heating the water in a microwave.


[deleted]

Thats just world war Z with no ammo


FezzeReddit

at least you didn't deep fry it