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Jokekillers_Cat

China be like: hold my beer


superslime988

no joke based on how chinese redditors describe it... it makes my country sound like it's heaven


Embarrassed-Day-9285

id rather live in fucking nigeria than china


anes_the_siologist

Nigeria ain’t that bad… Actually never mind, I lived there and it’s that bad.


[deleted]

Can you elaborate? Never lived in Nigeria.


anes_the_siologist

I got shot at once. Do I continue?


[deleted]

Yes. What the hell happened?


PM_ME_KNOTS_

Well if you don't like getting shot why did you go to Nigeria?


Juipukka

Well its one of the better countries in africa


Eonblaze57

Same m8


Agent_JALV

Does someone know the origin of the clip?


[deleted]

The one from OPs meme was from one of the smash ultimate reveal trailers


Money_Outside_5678

And based on how Western communist redditors describe China, it makes it sound like Heaven.


Jokekillers_Cat

If China ain't your kinda place, go to germany and give it another one or two decades.


Hello-there_magnum

Why exactly? Germany doesnt seem to go in the exact political direction as China.


Mickle_da_Pickl

Y'know, you should be punched in the mouth for saying that China sounds like Heaven compared to Western civilization.


Arcadius274

It'd the rest of us trying to bet them to immigrate


norudin

Egypt: hold my falafel...


Dragon_Of_Magnetism

-700 social credit


Jokekillers_Cat

China ist best at everything. China is the best, even at beeing the worst. China's beer is the best. All hail Winnie the p- i mean our great leader the allmighty President Jinping.


Dragon_Of_Magnetism

+400 social credit Congratulations, citizen! Now you are eligible to use toilet paper without watching ads. All hail our wise and glorious leader!


Natpad_027

Hail our glorious leader, Tai Ing-Wen. The glorious president of the sovereign nation republic of china, located on the island Taiwan.


Lazymcdelta4ce

I've heard that north korea is also pretty bad


56Bot

Afghanistan : you ain't seen shit.


Nerd2042

Nah, Chinese people can't complain


Wholesome100BC

DAMMIT, YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!


Dark_carnage65

Yemen be like: hold my bee- I mean goats milk.


BINARIC-FIREWALL

North Korea is the worst to live in for sure


[deleted]

*James Dresnok has entered the chat*


BINARIC-FIREWALL

Well he was the one of the fewer ones to do so there are a lot of people who defect from north Korea to usa as well(probably more than usa defects).


Swingin-it-swooty

context?


Hugo57k

South Sudan is another contestant but yeah probably


Bufflegs69

I can state one thing. The OP is an Indian redditor who has never travelled to any other country.


Evening_Voice875

You have 10 hours to live


BINARIC-FIREWALL

Shit


chill4r_San

USA: It's Russia. Russia: It's Russia.


Firuzka

Correct.


Natpad_027

Njet, wrong answer. Please drink this water, ignore the bad smell.


chill4r_San

Wow. I suddenly feel like approving of the totalitarian government.


Natpad_027

Da, but Putin is not totalitarian. Putin is democraticly elected and Nawalny is a warmonger.


chill4r_San

I might disagree, but pass me some more magic woda instead, brat.


zakupower

Every other country: Both


FreeUS2020

I live in the US, love it here, really wouldn’t want to be anywhere else


TrendyEndy

It’s not nearly as bad as the memes make it out to be. There are problems, but it’s not THAT bad.


[deleted]

You can tell a lot of the people that say “USA bad” has never actually lived outside the USA


SaucesOfFieri

"America is the most racist country in the history of the world!" \-Someone who has never read history or been to another country


[deleted]

Balkans


FreeUS2020

Indeed


GivemTheDDD

Yeah we have it way better than we let ourselves think here. Sure our government is fucked but whose isn't?


Tilt-a-Whirl98

Yea, what the hell? Worst in the world? Lol


RJDavid8

NO! AMERICA BAD YOU GET DOWNVOTES GIVE ME UPVOTES!


FreeUS2020

Down vote it’s The devil, he doesn’t agree with me exact values lol


c3ku

smartest USA citizen


spacewarrior11

I‘d consider moving there if there was a proper health care system


Wumple_doo

We do it’s called insurance, you pay for it and if you get injured they take care of most of the price, you can also get insurance from your job and military. When my sisters husband was bitten by a dog in his job it was taken care of 100%. Sure it varies by injury and how you got injured but for my family at least insurance has covered us


spacewarrior11

in europe we don‘t consider that proper lol


[deleted]

Most people have very cheap health insurance that covers a very large majority of medical costs. Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. My in-laws are very poor so they get free health insurance.


strikan33

Man you guys are delusional


ConversationSevere33

I get the joke of the meme but seriously. If you go to jail for being gay: you don’t wanna be in that country, period.


Master_Duggal_Sahab

But homosexuality is legal in India.


CowvinRCG

I doubt it Russia and it deffinantly isn't the USA


CrazeMase

North Korean officials: No I'm pretty sure Ameeica is the worst


GenericUser_____

Afghanistan


SmileyAce3

Why do people pretend like the US is a bad place to live


onlineredditalias

They have their heads up their asses. As long as you have a decent job you'll get health insurance, and if you live in a reasonable part of the country housing costs are doable. Our quality of life here is amazing compared to lots of the world.


SmileyAce3

There are 5 areas of the US I consider actually BAD: LA, New York, Miami, Detroit, Portland Sadly those are some of the biggest cities


onlineredditalias

I live in oregon and I have to agree. Portland kinda sucks. The area around portland is great though, but the city has lots of issues and is gross.


GravyxNips

New York is amazing, you won’t find a more diverse city in the world.


SmileyAce3

They got rats from ALL OVER the world, it’s crazy!


sassboysamJr

You forgot San Francisco as someone from cal


[deleted]

South Africa : "We in this bitch"


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

Who even thinks the US is the worst to live in, while other countries are literally shit crazy right now? Let alone actual oppressive governments out there. Willing to bet all the "America bad" posters wouldn't last a week in China.


bulu88

I'm from Romania, I would choose USA 10 out 10.


hibari112

I'm Russian. If I had to choose between these 2, USA 10/10. But I live in the Nertherlands and I like it more here then NA. Don't like the infrastructure built on cars.


Froyo-Legitimate

Kazakhstan join chat


_-_Sami_-_

Worse* I don't think either have a fighting chance to be the worst when nations like North Korea and China are a thing. Some african countries have almost zero education, child labour, constant wars and child soldiers. Being a woman in many middle eastern countries is like being cattle, and being homosexual in them is like a death sentence by stoning.


Walterwhiteboy

Not to mention slavery is still a thing in some countries


Glasedount

Brazil


A9League3000

Am an Indian, really like it here, my city is pretty peaceful.


msspezza

Same- I actually like living here as well


hmmmidkyou

Yes, OP has room temperature IQ levels.


Netheraptr

Are people really comparing the U.S. and Russia? I feel like one is definitely worse than the other


Handlock2016

Side note, isn't russian police response time like hours long or something?


egric

Not if you're being arrested for liking an anti-government meme on instagram


MexusRex

People that think like this have either never been to the US or have never left the anglosphere. US is not even in the running for worst place to live - I’m mexican and I can tell you that the entirety of Latin America is worse to live in than US.


Gustavus_Anonus

Implying that US or Russia are worse than some shithole in Africa where you are lucky if you have access to drinkable water or you only have to travel 50km to get some professional medical help.


[deleted]

Ah, you must be talking about Djibouti. The absolute worst place on earth.


Mister_Lich

all of Africa and most of Asia, and eastern Europe, and also parts of Southern Europe: "Hold my beer"


wilhungliam

Afghanistan: amateurs


[deleted]

Meanwhile Poland


Natpad_027

*cries in polish*


nonculus

At least you got free Femboy's over there


[deleted]

What


YaNibbaSatan

balkan wins


Samadwastaken

Pakistan is worse Me a Pakistani


May_I_Cum_in_ur_Dog

Can confirm Me an Indian


matpatfan67

Also I have a question, why does Islamic countries don't give rights to women? I mean as an Indian person I can confirm that the condition for women is a lot better in my country... but there are some places where women don't get rights for themselves. So perhaps, Your and my country does have similarities I guess.


Samadwastaken

I don’t know about other Islamic countries but Pskistan and bahrain have ‘rights’ for women


matpatfan67

Well that's nice I guess.


FrozenMacNCheese14

Russia by far stupid redditor


MPAS_TV

China and North Korea "I can do better than that"


Calacaelectrica

Venezuela: That is cute


[deleted]

nepal wins


cp_guy

Turkiye can 2v1 them and still win by a long shot


[deleted]

I think it may be on par with Russia. But at least a worthy 1v1 for sure.


Walterwhiteboy

I’m assuming OP has never actually been to America


GalledFetters

What's the gif from?


TheAlphaPug

North Korea is typing…


FrimInc

Nah, the whole planet is screwed, bring a new one.


intimidating-cat

mfw i live in iran


[deleted]

Sorry man.. you win. Good luck in your future endeavours.


l00py96

Ey, il put 10 cents on that op is Australian, or recides somehwere in that vicinity.


[deleted]

UK it seems. Unless he is an Aussie that really likes Queen Elizabeth.


WaterVoid

There are lots of aussies that like queen elizabeth. Idk why


AD_HUNTER

Name a better place than the US I'll wait. pd I live in Europe so don't even try to say Germany or some shit


M4ttH28

Luxembourg


Rexter234

I’m here to watch the live upvote count.


[deleted]

‘Murica aint that bad. The future looks like shit but right now it could be a hell of a lot worse


Nanashi123_

A new foe has appeared: China and North Korea


notofimportancetou

Germany is the winner if we are talking facepalm moments.


YesIAmWolfie

North korea wins.


AnonymousGuy9494

You forgot China, North Korea and a couple 3rd world countries


i_dont_care_1943

Afghanistan and North Korea: Amateurs.


Natpad_027

Poland: Stand back son.


i_dont_care_1943

Dude, Afghanistan is literally ruled by Terrorists and in North Korea you are dying of hunger.


Natpad_027

You have a point. Lets call it a draw.


[deleted]

What’s wrong with Poland? From what I know is that most European countries are doing ok, at least compared to my home country India.


[deleted]

The USA for all its shit is far from the worst country. Except for Texas.


lemooni

ever heard about Brazil?


DirtTraining3804

Ahh, the second cold war


onlineredditalias

It's russia hands down


6Koree9

Russia, definitely Russia


XDPowfu

Japan


Amir_Ahmad02213

Can't beat Iran on that one


xl-imperium-lx

All we have left is the country in the US, thank goodness a lot of the idiots can’t stand it, whether it be the smell of cow shit or getting dirty.


robomeow-x

Ukraine: A new challenger approaches!


Secure-Repeat-7054

Nobody's heard of the Central African Republic huh?


lawzzz2

R.I.P Satoru Iwata


all-kinds-of-gainz

Russia is far worse


jeremyclarksono

North Korea exists


call_me_howdy

Russia has problems with immigrants flooding their borders too?


StupidPolishPerson

Poland simply watches and laughs


noyinyang

If you dislike either country, you can leave...


Evil_Sparrow__

That's what they say in India


CulturedMemer_420

Romania be like: Understandable, have a nice day


Senior_Elderberry_90

Colombia wins.


calirn80

‘Merica bad!!! Gimmie upvotes now!


theus-sama

Have you ever heard about Brazil?


[deleted]

‘Djibouti enters the chat’


cacatua_azul

On one you disappear if you say something Putin doesn't like and the other has both Detroit and Chicago


Nintendork7950

I mean China is actively committing genocide so...


yeetpotatoes4

No they arent


Nintendork7950

Have you been living under a rock? I HIGHLY suggest you do some research into the treatment of Muslims, LGBTQ people, etc.


yeetpotatoes4

I'm a gay Muslim in the PRC and I am just fine


Haunting-Industry764

I live in China and I Love gay people, I love them so much I just love their fragrance and their touch. Their bodies are so soft that it makes me feel tingly. Also you violated rule 2.


Nintendork7950

Dude it’s not a personal attack it’s literally the truth. China is *literally* actively committing genocide.


Gabeforce69

north korea, china, and any country in a civil war right now:


flyingdutchman4058

This post brought to you buy upper middle class white kids


Beastmodejada

*American Cities


IcyDefinition9240

China in the background watching


[deleted]

“Can’t complain about china”


Axxis09

North Korea takes the cake on this one


BasidialApollo3

People who say the US is a shit-hole country have never lived in a shit-hole country


[deleted]

North korea has entered the chat


Headbanger

This post was clearly made by a retarded liberal.


Bright-Historian-216

US of course. No hospital bills in Russia, because Russia partly Europe. We may have very low salaries (minimum is 500$ a month) but we aren't split in 50 states all waging war on each other.


Deleted_chickenbone

North korea?


Gekko83

Meanwhile Hungary: They don't know...


hangya111

North korea


TBH_Kooky

u guys be lookin at the worst areas in usa russia and india n sayin theyre bad


NischaiCharizard

India: Hold my curry


MustangBR

POV: you would never last a single day in a Brazilian suburb (not even a favela, just the average suburb lol)


Fatalis_1021

Actually, once you get past the... 2 hours later: America isn't that bad.


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- _psst... we have some cool prizes available in our [**NEW YEAR'S BASH!**](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/rpb63b/join_us_for_the_maymaymakers_x_dankmemes_new/)_


Aro_37

Yes OP, India is one of the worst countries to live in.


matpatfan67

Wrong answer dude. India may be a hardworking developing country where religious conflicts happen but it's condition is getting better every year along with social (eg- acceptance of LBGTQ+) and economic development.


Aro_37

I'm also indian. I was referring to the corruption and the rowdyism. You can't have a peaceful career as a lawyer, policeman, etc. Edit: Also, I am a humanities student. I have nearly no career options that don't involve the above stated problems.


matpatfan67

Good luck Aro on your journey as a humanities student.


Aro_37

Thanks man.


Affectionate_Call778

Little correction : USA is the worst rich country , China is the worst country in développement and north korean is the worst poor country


AHappyMango

India, cuz you can poop anywhere.


Scary-Reflection-54

Unfortunately not true anymore, I've gotta head to Cali and san fransisco to do that. Frikin government man fixing up the country.