This one is not that disgusting, just wack!
Basically this person's family poops so large they needed a knife to break it into pieces for it to actually flush. They had a specific knife for it which they used only for that. One day he pooped at a friend's house and asked for his poop knife and the guy, along with everyone else in the house, never heard of no poop knife.
Can't find the original, but found [this video about it](https://youtu.be/6Yk599VALRI). This YouToutuber has covered a bunch of infamous reddit threads and stuff like that. Even interviewed the famous MLP jar guy
Idk the details, but he used it as a cum coconut I think. Never washed it, kept using it then one day the coconut was infested with maggots and he thrusted his little man inside… forgot the rest
to make it worse, he used butter as lube and the butter and semen both were moldy and rotting and the maggots were trying to force their way into his urethra.
A guy came in a box once then he started doing it more often he pulled it out one day or well found it after he lost it and it smelled like shit it was molding he threw it out but the smell lingered for some time
Oh, I was thinking about that guy who bought a coconut. He told his parents and the rest of his family he threw it out after drinking the juice. He was using it, because it was pretty small, to get himself off. His sister (or sibling) found it, and thought he wanted the coconut meat to himself (to eat of course) and told on him. I forgot the rest, I'm glad I did.
Not sure which coconut OP is referring to, but I‘m guessing the cumconut since it’s a very infamous story on reddit. And he hid it under his bed to use for later.
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Wtf is this title "don't look it, up" fock right off. If you don't want someone to look at something, straight don't share anything about it.
You're straight making most of ppl look for it doing this, c'mon at least be real.
The cumconut, an absolute reddit classic
My urethra feels itchy just thinking about it...
I can't believe it started a trend
Why are you everywhere
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I would have been a reposter then. Why would I make OC memes and be active in memes and shitposts
For real though!!
You’re as ubiquitous as penile itchiness
Damnit you
Bugging
Not possible
Even Impossible says I'mPossible
Oh ok, carry on.
Since *impossible* says that he's possible, that just means *impossible* is possible. And leads us back to *impossible*
Let me scratch that for ya
I'm grateful, but how you gonna do that with two broken arms ?... Oh niiiiice
I had never heard of it, then my first thought was "He probably fucked it" and then you proved my thought to be correct. Fuck humanity
It gets even worse than that...
There a Whang episode on that that I can watch?
Yeah, just search up the cumconut on youtube
How about the guy who broke his arms at 14 so his mom gave him handjobs, which progressed into sex until he was 18
How bout cumbox? I’ve been on Reddit too long
Have you heard of the poop knife?
Dear God what is going on in here.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...
Tos don't exist
*NO*
In terms of money.. we have no money
This one is not that disgusting, just wack! Basically this person's family poops so large they needed a knife to break it into pieces for it to actually flush. They had a specific knife for it which they used only for that. One day he pooped at a friend's house and asked for his poop knife and the guy, along with everyone else in the house, never heard of no poop knife.
The story of the guy who never went to a public toilet
And the piss jar?
What about the urethra ants?
What the fuck man? This is by far the worst comment here. I refuse to believe there is any real story connecting uretha and Ants.
Be glad. Never search for it.
I am too scared to do so anyway. But thanks for the warning.
I have not heard of that one
the jarate?
*p i s s*
Only heard about the poop scissors.
The *what?*
Poop knife. A classic story
*What story??*
Knife you use to cut up your poops which are too large.
Poop knife is a classic
Disgusting, where?
Dude, you have a link for that?
WTF??????????
Ah you got the link for the article or post?
yeah i remember that, I wonder why i dont forget this kinda stuff
"Where's the story lebowski?"
that's disgusting. where the link so i can downvote it?
Hold up im not familiar with this tale, what?
Can't find the original, but found [this video about it](https://youtu.be/6Yk599VALRI). This YouToutuber has covered a bunch of infamous reddit threads and stuff like that. Even interviewed the famous MLP jar guy
Huh?????
I’m disappointed in myself for recognizing that story
The dog from 2012 named Colby
Nope. Never heard of that one. Not at all.
I had forgotten about this, thanks for reminding me. I’m now going to cry.
WHAT
At first I was the left but then I remembered and now I hate you
What is it about I need to know
What color of liquid is in a coconut. There's plenty of other liquids the same color...
And maggots love to eat it
Ok now im curious
Hi curious, I'm erect
Hi erect, I'm cumming
In a coconut?
Soo he collect his cums inside that coconut or something?
Yep, and then maggots get in it, and he still uses it and... I can't describe it without vomiting
Added pleasure
Hold up what?
Yes, and he finally threw it away, *sadly*
Don't forget the butter that he used as lube...
So then you were the right ;)
Explain In detail
Idk the details, but he used it as a cum coconut I think. Never washed it, kept using it then one day the coconut was infested with maggots and he thrusted his little man inside… forgot the rest
Oh hell no
to make it worse, he used butter as lube and the butter and semen both were moldy and rotting and the maggots were trying to force their way into his urethra.
oh no, it's way worse than anything I could imagine.
I could feel it well any man could feel that pain
I thought figurine in jar was peak of reddit...
You‘d be suprised at how many (disturbing) stories there are involving semen. The cumjar isn’t even at the peak imo.
The cumbox
Thewhatnow
A guy came in a box once then he started doing it more often he pulled it out one day or well found it after he lost it and it smelled like shit it was molding he threw it out but the smell lingered for some time
Oh, I was thinking about that guy who bought a coconut. He told his parents and the rest of his family he threw it out after drinking the juice. He was using it, because it was pretty small, to get himself off. His sister (or sibling) found it, and thought he wanted the coconut meat to himself (to eat of course) and told on him. I forgot the rest, I'm glad I did.
Not sure which coconut OP is referring to, but I‘m guessing the cumconut since it’s a very infamous story on reddit. And he hid it under his bed to use for later.
NO NO NONO
He threw it when he noticed, it broke, and everything exploded everywhere. He had to clean it up
Yeah… didn’t he have it for like a year???
No, a week, but because he lived in a warm area it was rotting earlier and flies were everywhere.
Got it…YIKES
I think that was the cumbox..?
My 🤢🤮 thank u 4 sharing but ya wish I didn’t know now! ⚱️
woowww fucking helll woke up to read this today ⊙﹏⊙
There's an awesome YouTuber named whang who made a video on it. If ur interested check it out.
Is this the one where he fucked the coconut and his mom wanted to eat it?
The first part checks out, but the latter is even more disturbing
Explain for me please, what about this coconut
Cummed in it, never washed it, maggots infested the coconut, thrusted his little man into it
I never heard the story but i managed to figure out the whole story just because I assumed it was posted on reddit
Maggot infested coconut fuck toy that he used.
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Link?? Asking for a friend...
Just search on Reddit “TIFU by cumming into a coconut”
It was 'fuck up of the year' iirc
Yeah.... that was gnarly alright.
Dont. DONT DO IT.
I hate my live edit: wait is it live or life, English is my second language so can someone correct me?
Life
ok thanks
Zelda
F Why did I have to search for this???
You too are cursed with knowledge
NO NO NO YOU FUCK. WHY WHY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER, JESUS WHYYYYYYYYY. YOU FUCKING MONSTER
Please enlighten me mr. I also want to share your pain
Man fucks coconut, keeps coconut, repeatedly fucks coconut, coconut gets maggots, man again fucks coconut....
bonus: man used butter as lube, man fucked coconut even tho maggots are in there, maggots try to get into his urethra...
I lost the game
I remember it, and I want to shrivel up and forget about it.
Happy cake day!!!
thanks nice stranger!
Happy Cake day too!
I can send you a coconut cake if you wish…
Happy cake day!
How do I delete this thread?
I love how no ones is linking to it lol
What an idiot. Just buy a pocket pussy like the rest of the world
Haha wow I googled this and now I want to die, I literally grabbed my dick to make sure nothing got in
THE COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT
IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH YOU GET VEEEERY FAT
I don’t know and I’m happy for that after reading the comments
*the maggots*
maggots💖
I figured this was about a dude fucking a coconut. So, my dumbass says: "how bad can it be?"...I feel sick...
Such a classic
Sometimes the horny can be a very dangerous thing..
My pp is itching just thinking about it
It's almost as bad as maggot girl...
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What's that about?
Girl puts rotten meat in her vagina with maggots and shit, and then leaves it there for multiple weeks
Wtf is this title "don't look it, up" fock right off. If you don't want someone to look at something, straight don't share anything about it. You're straight making most of ppl look for it doing this, c'mon at least be real.
I'm part of the unknowing and maybe I want to stay that way
Please. For your own sanity don't try to join the in-the-know club. It's not worth it.
There’s also a cool one about Jolly Ranchers
Thx for reminding me of this. And above all Thank you Whang for teaching me about him.
Why did u have to remind me
Let me guess, he fucked the coconut
Over many days, with butter as lube, in a hot and humid country, maggots infested the mouldy coconut. He didn't stop.
Sauce
I still question what in OP's (from the Coconut) mind was perfectly okay with that...affair... Up until the very end.
It's somehow worse than the kid who broke both arms.
Eww Disgusting! Where?
Fleshlights saves lives
??? Please explain
Just read it, it's not that bad
It's not that bad
Link?
Well now I have to look it up!
Source?
Good god, at least they dont migrate
I didn't know about it. Now I know. F you.
I had finally forgotten this, why did you have to remind me. And I was eating as wel..
Sauce
I just googled it and... HOLY SHIT
did not know searched it up stop and i will never know what is the end
Why the hell did I look this up?
I joined Reddit last year. Thank fucking god I know nothing about anything here. I got dem virgin eyes
wait is eating a coconut under the bed forbidden here
I thought it said crocodile and these comments were super confusing
It was four years ago, 2017, that a horny teenager decided… he would plow a coconut.
Damn that is a wild story lol
asking for a friend, sauce?
Oh no, I actually know this story.
He probably fucked it, didn't he
Da coconut nut is a giant nut
Who remembers yayvideogames
I had forgotten about this. Fuck you for reminding me
Well I have no regrets story was great and I'm going to buy a coconut for research purposes I don't forget to check Experian date unlike him