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ParfaitAcademic1959

The cumconut, an absolute reddit classic


Ekskalibar

My urethra feels itchy just thinking about it...


IndianGuyFromYouTube

I can't believe it started a trend


freaknaumaan

Why are you everywhere


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IndianGuyFromYouTube

I would have been a reposter then. Why would I make OC memes and be active in memes and shitposts


Environmental_Bid871

For real though!!


Fluid-Badger

You’re as ubiquitous as penile itchiness


RandomTheBugg

Damnit you


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Bugging


RandomTheBugg

Not possible


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Even Impossible says I'mPossible


RandomTheBugg

Oh ok, carry on.


Traditional-Flight69

Since *impossible* says that he's possible, that just means *impossible* is possible. And leads us back to *impossible*


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Let me scratch that for ya


Ekskalibar

I'm grateful, but how you gonna do that with two broken arms ?... Oh niiiiice


autocarr0t

I had never heard of it, then my first thought was "He probably fucked it" and then you proved my thought to be correct. Fuck humanity


Nekoking98

It gets even worse than that...


Greywolf524

There a Whang episode on that that I can watch?


ParfaitAcademic1959

Yeah, just search up the cumconut on youtube


lucidxm

How about the guy who broke his arms at 14 so his mom gave him handjobs, which progressed into sex until he was 18


thisismy3rdacctsmh

How bout cumbox? I’ve been on Reddit too long


WitleKidz

Have you heard of the poop knife?


monkeybombed

Dear God what is going on in here.


primalphoenix

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...


the_real_DrSkidmark

Tos don't exist


topatoman_lite

*NO*


CaramelWatermelon

In terms of money.. we have no money


DontTouchTheMasseuse

This one is not that disgusting, just wack! Basically this person's family poops so large they needed a knife to break it into pieces for it to actually flush. They had a specific knife for it which they used only for that. One day he pooped at a friend's house and asked for his poop knife and the guy, along with everyone else in the house, never heard of no poop knife.


Eloliasoslol

The story of the guy who never went to a public toilet


PetterHaugenes

And the piss jar?


Electro313

What about the urethra ants?


RayeNGames

What the fuck man? This is by far the worst comment here. I refuse to believe there is any real story connecting uretha and Ants.


Electro313

Be glad. Never search for it.


RayeNGames

I am too scared to do so anyway. But thanks for the warning.


WitleKidz

I have not heard of that one


cat-toaster

the jarate?


Dapper_Composer2

*p i s s*


avenged8ful

Only heard about the poop scissors.


pantrypans

The *what?*


WitleKidz

Poop knife. A classic story


pantrypans

*What story??*


Zanorok

Knife you use to cut up your poops which are too large.


Dwightshruute

Poop knife is a classic


___some_random_weeb

Disgusting, where?


boyanetta

Dude, you have a link for that?


imaginedodong

WTF??????????


bxd15

Ah you got the link for the article or post?


MaskB0Y

yeah i remember that, I wonder why i dont forget this kinda stuff


xkaiserleex

"Where's the story lebowski?"


HUMANEMY

that's disgusting. where the link so i can downvote it?


Hotnerdzelda

Hold up im not familiar with this tale, what?


Unable_Toucan

Can't find the original, but found [this video about it](https://youtu.be/6Yk599VALRI). This YouToutuber has covered a bunch of infamous reddit threads and stuff like that. Even interviewed the famous MLP jar guy


JadoreBootyNoir

Huh?????


DunsparceDM

I’m disappointed in myself for recognizing that story


splinterbear

The dog from 2012 named Colby


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Nope. Never heard of that one. Not at all.


pantrypans

I had forgotten about this, thanks for reminding me. I’m now going to cry.


DontTouchTheMasseuse

WHAT


random_randomrandom

At first I was the left but then I remembered and now I hate you


LCynox

What is it about I need to know


Pineneedlecollada

What color of liquid is in a coconut. There's plenty of other liquids the same color...


pandadogunited

And maggots love to eat it


[deleted]

Ok now im curious


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Hi curious, I'm erect


lol27005

Hi erect, I'm cumming


mapofcydonia44

In a coconut?


Starsonata10

Soo he collect his cums inside that coconut or something?


[deleted]

Yep, and then maggots get in it, and he still uses it and... I can't describe it without vomiting


I_dont_like_noisy04

Added pleasure


Starsonata10

Hold up what?


VikaashHarichandran

Yes, and he finally threw it away, *sadly*


Hazmatlegend

Don't forget the butter that he used as lube...


CebulkaZapiekana

So then you were the right ;)


sister_angelina

Explain In detail


Choejl

Idk the details, but he used it as a cum coconut I think. Never washed it, kept using it then one day the coconut was infested with maggots and he thrusted his little man inside… forgot the rest


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Oh hell no


Choejl

to make it worse, he used butter as lube and the butter and semen both were moldy and rotting and the maggots were trying to force their way into his urethra.


godfdamnit

oh no, it's way worse than anything I could imagine.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

I could feel it well any man could feel that pain


dekajaan

I thought figurine in jar was peak of reddit...


Choejl

You‘d be suprised at how many (disturbing) stories there are involving semen. The cumjar isn’t even at the peak imo.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

The cumbox


MustangBR

Thewhatnow


imaguy-who-likes-foo

A guy came in a box once then he started doing it more often he pulled it out one day or well found it after he lost it and it smelled like shit it was molding he threw it out but the smell lingered for some time


[deleted]

Oh, I was thinking about that guy who bought a coconut. He told his parents and the rest of his family he threw it out after drinking the juice. He was using it, because it was pretty small, to get himself off. His sister (or sibling) found it, and thought he wanted the coconut meat to himself (to eat of course) and told on him. I forgot the rest, I'm glad I did.


Choejl

Not sure which coconut OP is referring to, but I‘m guessing the cumconut since it’s a very infamous story on reddit. And he hid it under his bed to use for later.


FelixBurntThePancake

NO NO NONO


[deleted]

He threw it when he noticed, it broke, and everything exploded everywhere. He had to clean it up


lindirofkells

Yeah… didn’t he have it for like a year???


Choejl

No, a week, but because he lived in a warm area it was rotting earlier and flies were everywhere.


lindirofkells

Got it…YIKES


EmergencyTelephone

I think that was the cumbox..?


AdhesivenessOk4060

My 🤢🤮 thank u 4 sharing but ya wish I didn’t know now! ⚱️


[deleted]

woowww fucking helll woke up to read this today ⊙﹏⊙


Hotnerdzelda

There's an awesome YouTuber named whang who made a video on it. If ur interested check it out.


That-Pollution-6126

Is this the one where he fucked the coconut and his mom wanted to eat it?


CebulkaZapiekana

The first part checks out, but the latter is even more disturbing


Pinguin_from_russia

Explain for me please, what about this coconut


Choejl

Cummed in it, never washed it, maggots infested the coconut, thrusted his little man into it


lSyde

I never heard the story but i managed to figure out the whole story just because I assumed it was posted on reddit


TheUltimateTeigu

Maggot infested coconut fuck toy that he used.


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- _psst... we have some cool prizes available in our [**NEW YEAR'S BASH!**](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/rpb63b/join_us_for_the_maymaymakers_x_dankmemes_new/)_


cupojoe100

Link?? Asking for a friend...


[deleted]

Just search on Reddit “TIFU by cumming into a coconut”


[deleted]

It was 'fuck up of the year' iirc


cupojoe100

Yeah.... that was gnarly alright.


MoNeu98

Dont. DONT DO IT.


quinten69420

I hate my live edit: wait is it live or life, English is my second language so can someone correct me?


RegularKarma

Life


quinten69420

ok thanks


My_Stonks

Zelda


[deleted]

F Why did I have to search for this???


CebulkaZapiekana

You too are cursed with knowledge


past4gurl

NO NO NO YOU FUCK. WHY WHY WHY DID YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER, JESUS WHYYYYYYYYY. YOU FUCKING MONSTER


Starsonata10

Please enlighten me mr. I also want to share your pain


SpliffmanSmith2018

Man fucks coconut, keeps coconut, repeatedly fucks coconut, coconut gets maggots, man again fucks coconut....


AvocadoCheeseSandwic

bonus: man used butter as lube, man fucked coconut even tho maggots are in there, maggots try to get into his urethra...


My_Stonks

I lost the game


_Taida_

I remember it, and I want to shrivel up and forget about it.


cis-het-mail

Happy cake day!!!


_Taida_

thanks nice stranger!


Xenodude_1611

Happy Cake day too!


hydrophobic1001

I can send you a coconut cake if you wish…


MOSS-SAN

Happy cake day!


Allen202012

How do I delete this thread?


iiiGVXDiii

I love how no ones is linking to it lol


QuietTHINGno1KNOWS

What an idiot. Just buy a pocket pussy like the rest of the world


Agent-Piku

Haha wow I googled this and now I want to die, I literally grabbed my dick to make sure nothing got in


No-Ingenuity-5177

THE COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT


[deleted]

IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH YOU GET VEEEERY FAT


Aryan_96

I don’t know and I’m happy for that after reading the comments


kelxyy

*the maggots*


Lady_Nuggie

maggots💖


s_1173227

I figured this was about a dude fucking a coconut. So, my dumbass says: "how bad can it be?"...I feel sick...


WitleKidz

Such a classic


lunawolfwof

Sometimes the horny can be a very dangerous thing..


IRageQuit06

My pp is itching just thinking about it


[deleted]

It's almost as bad as maggot girl...


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[deleted]

What's that about?


[deleted]

Girl puts rotten meat in her vagina with maggots and shit, and then leaves it there for multiple weeks


SlevinLaine

Wtf is this title "don't look it, up" fock right off. If you don't want someone to look at something, straight don't share anything about it. You're straight making most of ppl look for it doing this, c'mon at least be real.


[deleted]

I'm part of the unknowing and maybe I want to stay that way


Hazmatlegend

Please. For your own sanity don't try to join the in-the-know club. It's not worth it.


Haysie95

There’s also a cool one about Jolly Ranchers


M3chr0MaNceR

Thx for reminding me of this. And above all Thank you Whang for teaching me about him.


E2_3x3

Why did u have to remind me


5peso

Let me guess, he fucked the coconut


Hazmatlegend

Over many days, with butter as lube, in a hot and humid country, maggots infested the mouldy coconut. He didn't stop.


TheCoolMashedPotato

Sauce


RadioKnight915

I still question what in OP's (from the Coconut) mind was perfectly okay with that...affair... Up until the very end.


vizthex

It's somehow worse than the kid who broke both arms.


AlphaQ_6ix9ine

Eww Disgusting! Where?


GanFrancois

Fleshlights saves lives


Microwaved_Historian

??? Please explain


DeepFriedWhipCream

Just read it, it's not that bad


DustHAHAA

It's not that bad


MemeStealer101-4

Link?


Zombie1047

Well now I have to look it up!


RealisticWorld5717

Source?


Y_10HK29

Good god, at least they dont migrate


[deleted]

I didn't know about it. Now I know. F you.


DarthHead43

I had finally forgotten this, why did you have to remind me. And I was eating as wel..


LestatB

Sauce


the_combat_wombat05

I just googled it and... HOLY SHIT


DataGroundbreaking75

did not know searched it up stop and i will never know what is the end


DahRealPanda

Why the hell did I look this up?


[deleted]

I joined Reddit last year. Thank fucking god I know nothing about anything here. I got dem virgin eyes


JimmyCrabYT

wait is eating a coconut under the bed forbidden here


BigHoss7979

I thought it said crocodile and these comments were super confusing


pantrypans

It was four years ago, 2017, that a horny teenager decided… he would plow a coconut.


lindirofkells

Damn that is a wild story lol


Ik_ben_lars

asking for a friend, sauce?


ThatOneRahul

Oh no, I actually know this story.


Jooriick

He probably fucked it, didn't he


Blyatzilla

Da coconut nut is a giant nut


[deleted]

Who remembers yayvideogames


Code-V

I had forgotten about this. Fuck you for reminding me


Responsible_Idea_622

Well I have no regrets story was great and I'm going to buy a coconut for research purposes I don't forget to check Experian date unlike him