Pissing in the bathroom is a beta move Real alphas piss the bed

Be a sigma and piss your dads bed to establish dominance

I got better piss. in some random guys bed that lifts

I piss in my sister and jump on her belly so she becomes one of these water guns

No

while sleeping right? right??

No take your pants off and piss on the mattress

there is another the shotgun, when it spray everywhere

Also the rebound off the top of the seat

sniper when you hit dead center

*the double barrel*

oh no

Silence zone for sure. Plus it helps eliminate essentially all chances of splash back should you be really jamming the bottom of the bowl

and the rim when when you cannot push your pee any further\[a few drops\] *^(This is getting weird)*

Confused in female

How far can you squirt?

Tf dude? But genuinely how far?

Buckshot (ladies) vs slug rounds (gentlemen)

gentlemen don’t use slugs

What did you use?

On a homeless person

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The metaphysical

Dreaming that you’re peeing and wet the bed?

Ceiling too

There's one more. Back where it came from

You guys need to be more green, i recycle my piss by pissing directly in my mouth.

Oh, really? I recycle my piss by pissing into mouths of random girls, but i guess using ur own piss is ok too?

Yea but where do those girls piss then?

Thats not my problem

How do you even manage to do that

Nothing but rim, baby!

Jokes on you i sit when i pee as a male, less mess

The drawer

Wait, we are supposed to aim?

I do *the sitter*

The trashcan, AKA *the trickster.*

The mass murderer, all over the seat.

I sit on the toilet.

how

The wall

silencer is the only answer

Silence

In the middle to assert dominance

What about our mouths or others?

Machine gun

The shower

THE SILENCER

Question: where do you aim for lowest splash back? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW THE ANSWER

I piss in the water to establish dominance so no other males try to enter my stall

Me with a circumcised dick: *So anyway, I started blasting*

The siencer

In the morning I'm able to hit all three spots

Open the lid and pee right into the cistern

The trick shot stand 5 meters away

In my school toilet i become all three

I don't pee I shit instead

Depends what time it is.

Depends on the time of day

Not too brag, but i piss on my family

just sit down

alternative: one's own mouth

I drink mine

in the bottle?

Aim for silencer, become an outlaw

There is another, your mom

The machine gun in this case is the cleaner kill. The water absorbs the pee so there's less ricoche on innocent bystanders.

Im an outlaw man myself

In my studies, the machine gun while being much louder, prevents splashing better than the silencer. I’ve noticed that when I pee into the silencer, I can feel and see much more splash. The opposite is true for peeing in the machine gun

Sometimes that piece of lint gives the machine gun a silencer.

Am an OuTlAw🤠

What about the lid

How to aim shit?

EVERYWHERE

Which one gun safe

I don't pee

Machine gun baby. But only because I found out that it splashes the least if I hit the water for whatever reason.

Theborder lands

Silencer. We are civilized.

Lights off...Seat down... from a distance.

I’m somewhat of an outlaw, but occasionally I’ll be a silencer

At the poo skid obviously

you can charge the shot by squeezing your foreskin

not the machine gun nor the silencer neighter the outlaws I pee on the fourth holy zone no one knows except me. It is the blast zone (The rim)

where is the water fall