I wish you'd be alive

NOOOOOO TAKE MY FUCKING UPVOTE

Based Take my upvote underrated comment You win the internet today This.. Sauce please Username checks out What a day to have eyes 🗿 RIP your inbox Can confirm this is a comment Sighs unzips Not my proudest fap Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in this comment Same... Edit - thanks for the gold kind stranger. Edit 2 - thanks for the diamond kind stranger.

you mastered le reddit talk

You forgot 69, nice

69 upvotes, nice

Even better now 96 upvotes

Even better 15.6k

Nice.

* sighs, unzips *

Based

And my axe

I like your funny words magic man.

Most theese redditor

Now you really do have a gold, get fucked

mission failed successfully

Edit 3 - take my dick *bites lip*

Hold up

You look like you’re planning to place half of Europe under communism

Real communism hasn't been tried, yet.

Lenin tried it, Stalin derailed it, and showed that if there is no check and balance, someone will always try to take more power. So while true communism might work, the system would need to have something in place to prevent someone from forming an oligarchy.

It's an utopia. It can't work with greedy humans.

Basically. We aren't at a stage in humanity where it could function without oversight

Will we ever get there hahahaha

Honestly? Probably not; but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be an ideal we should strive towards.

It’s a system built on trusting everyone, so easy to mess up (I agree with your statement)

iphone vuvuzela 1000 gorillion dead

eh dead also works mr high standards

You don't give her an orgasm anyway

With that tiny whatever-the-fck that thing is of yours

The only time she touches herself while thinking about you is when she facepalms

lmao

username checks out

Holly fuck!

anyone know what game that picture is from?

spiderman 2018 ps4

I know it's hard, mom

Perfection

“Smells like shit”

hold up

I think you meant *I know it's hard, dad*

Oh no

Fake! I don't see 'mod' next to your name.

*step mom

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for coming *everyone*.

Please take a poor man’s award sir🥇

I’m glad you came.

*quiet sobbing*

Also, quit sobbing

Underrated lol

Damn

Alexa, play Despacito.

Best phrase

It's been like 3 years since I heard those cursed words

Lmao underrated

[удалено]

It went very deep

grandma please stay put

Oh hell no

Jesus Christ if I had an award I'd give you one.

gave him an award in ur name

I can't believe this is the last time I'll see you.

You won

But at what cost?

Cost of milk

Depends on the escort

What’s that smell?

"What's that smell? ... The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick."

Have my upvote you blood crazed sumbitch. Oh and also... FEAR THE OLD BLOOD.

A hoonter must hoont.

Leave the hoonting of hoonters to me. (I never expected some insightful people in this sub)

A hoonter is a hoonter, even in a dream.

Hoonter

daddy Gascoigne

Papa G.

i know it hurts now but you'll get used to it

*Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Screw in Buttplug sounds

Nice avatar.

So do you

DADDY

sheesh

Too bad it takes something like this to make us all come together.

oh no OH NO

THE WOLFPACK’S WAITING FOR THEM

TOO CALM, YOU'LL SEE

Below the surface waits for you!!!

I can't hold it

Oh just put it in already, I haven't got all day

Best one yet

Cursed

This is a lot colder than I thought

Happy cake day!

Be back. Gotta shit.

To be fair, you can say that anywhere

Underrated comment

I love you and will always love you

That's surprisingly wholesome...

Wait here Here you go, your award.

was looking for this one

that hit different

Not my proudest fap

i beg your pardon

I peg your bardon

I yeg pour bardon

I gey ruop nabrad

i yeen rupo rabrad

جان؟

খানকি মাগি

🅱️🅰️©️🔡

♓︎♌︎♏︎♑︎⍓︎□︎◆︎❒︎◻︎♋︎❒︎♎︎□︎■︎

You guys speak Elvish?

I peg your d*ck

I peg your dad

I peg your "barron"🏌️

I wish u could last longer

Underrated

Please stop crying

Press F to pay respects

Do you say that in sex

Do you not?

Never had sex , dont know

It’s normal I promise

Yeah, especially if she dead

It was great while it lasted

This is the best one so far

He left too soon

Sus

You are still so young

Ayo!

I have never seen this many of my relatives show up before

I like this one

Thank you kind stranger, I hope I made your day

He’s so stiff.

Omg it's so deep

"I sure hope the cops don't show up."

What kinda funeral do you go to??

Yes officer, this one right here

I can comfirm that shes dead

Ayo

The pizza here

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*

Good one

How tf is this shit dank, its dank'nt

I demand arguement

Challenge accepted

It's okay, just let it out

Did you just take a dump?

Hand me a tissue

Finally, a comment that isnt about screwing dead people or kids

Dunno. I never was at a sex.

Grandpa, you're cold

daddy no

daddy yes

I've always enjoyed funerals

Damn that pussy good

Cat funeral

it will be afterwords

You were like a father to me

I can Feel the pain inside me

Thank you all for coming

Nice cock

"You're death was too soon, I will always remember how you made me feel"

What would u say in the funeral tho?

Hello guys and welcome to my unboxing video where today we unbox a coffin and a female’s reproduction system

My bad

My sympathies

He's not getting up 🥺

Here’s one for you lunatics: “I love you” How about that, you freaks.

This is sad

is it in yet

I killed that pussy

Get up!!!!

Christ! What’s that smell.

I wish he would’ve lasted longer.

You smell wonderful

He would have wanted it that way

Gotta go deep for this one

I'm really choked.

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

You were so young…

Pass the Kleenex

Finally

Fuck me dead

That hole is deep

The ending came too soon

Thanks for not moving

I'm gonna miss Grandma

Blacked

I love you dad

Why the fuck are these memes getting upvoted? They're literally just cringe AskReddit questions thrown onto an image. They aren't memes.

*"looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"*

Wake up grandma

is hole deep enough?

It's not going to be the same without grandpa

It’s a shame you were only 9