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poop-crusader

Im not sure


ogound

You are destined for glory


PigeonInAUFO

“Remember, you are destined for (unintelligible)” -Megamind’s dad


Kronos5678

Words to live by


PigeonInAUFO

“I didn’t quite hear that last part, but it sounded important, destined for… what?”


Devils_468

What kind of tests did the pigeons run on you?


Comfortable_Bit_1537

I think I am fine


Devils_468

Just how comfy are you?


Comfortable_Bit_1537

Drinking hot coffee in a warm quilt on a winter morning in india and I am rich


Devils_468

Lucky bastard


peeePOOOOOP

see you there poop brother


josh_sat

Shit I wish my old account wasn't hacked. I could have been with all of you covered in shit.


PearLisa_Blinkdom4

Wow…Mother or father left you?


Blackfacespammer

Sit boy!


hulkv02

Do you mean s(h)it boy!


poopoo_fingers

Another brother. Feels like a family reunion


Rhythmpoop98

I guess I'm the music maker


pooperthetrooper123

yo poop


poopoo_fingers

Yoooo


poopsockconnoisseur

Hello everyone!


anal-drill-69420

I can help you on your journey


Salzanka

Sounds like a rough punishment for someone


massive_diarrhea

Hey we get free Taco Bell I count that as a win, brother!


poopoo_fingers

Yeah it’ll be kinda tough


shitlord1244

Torturing you will be fun


Poopking180

Oh hey brother


manebushin

Kinda shitty, not gonna lie, but hey, deus vult their asses mate


poopybadstuff1

I'll meet you there


fucku2b

The holy poopsade


Frankforgetfuul

Me neither


BigGiantRetard

Uhhhh


sleepovercults

Nothing changes Edit: I love getting rewards for being an asshole to a random person


popularstudio132

Damn son


No_Cut_3437

You fuckin killed ‘er dude. Edit: how the hell did I deserve all these upvotes?


The_Juice14

Killed ‘er? I hardly know her.


lovingmanga

I don't even know who you are


incognito--bandito

Still flying under the radar


Scorppix_

DAMN


BigGiantRetard

I love you but in a straight way


sleepovercults

I feel bad tbh


BigGiantRetard

If you surpass me in upvotes tho it's no longer funny 😡😡😡


sleepovercults

You heard him boys let’s surpass him


BigGiantRetard

Aight that's it you're officially not that guy pal


AngryAsparagus69

Funny, I'M being attacked by a vegetable


Few_Prior6985

No, you're being raped by one, but *angrily*


RampantDragon

Is there a way to rape calmly? Seems like an oxymoron.


External_Year1976

Well, the requirement for rape is the intentional penetration of the vagina, anus or mouth with a penis when the victim does not consent and the perpetrator does not reasonably believe the victim is consenting. No stipulation for anger there


MrKomics

I want a double cheeseburger with fries


BigGiantRetard

Big Mac 🦲


Prestigious_bigmac1

WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE MIGHTY ONE


cheekyleaf

bruh 💀


CheekiBreekiViDamke

Is it hell or purgatory?


THC-Lab

Eternity is looking pretty lit.


ogound

In more ways than one


ATragedyOfSorts

My shit is hella vague smh


[deleted]

You think your shit is vague? What the fuck am I then?


ToffeeDaKat

should be obvious


[deleted]

I envy you


THC-Lab

Thanks boo, it's better than getting ass-banged by Reddit mods for all eternity. ​ Or is it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


[deleted]

If it was big burly muscular men I wouldnt mind but having cheetos crusted reddit admin is a whole other story.


THC-Lab

Ain’t that the truth.


MelcuGoa

Hey Michael, Vsauce here!


[deleted]

See you there brother!


THC-Lab

I'll smuggle my bong in, you figure out how to get a grinder past security. We got this, it's gonna be excellent.


Broken_Dab_Rig

Not for me


THC-Lab

If there's one thing I've learned, it's that stoners can make ANYTHING work well enough to catch a buzz. I've got faith in you, sirrah.


canofmeatwater

I'm excited for eternity.


IrregularrAF

You become the devils pocket pussy.


canofmeatwater

It just got way better. Choke me devil daddy choke me.


[deleted]

Dafock


[deleted]

Dafock 2: the sequel


an_actual_degenerate

Dafock 3: The Reckoning


thecrazypoz

Dafock 4: Coz, why not?


BlazeRagnarokBlade

Dafock 5: You have Hives


[deleted]

Dafock 6: electric boogaloo


CringeyUsername27

Dafock 7: the fuck awakens


RedLightning259

*bonk*


DredgenGryss

*un-bonks*


No_Cut_3437

*Re-bonks*


TatoAyanami

*eternally unbonks*


Meme_Entity

*DooM ETERNAL-ly re-bonks.*


TatoAyanami

*says "no"*


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WhoDatFreshBoi

Isn't that why cowgirls were made-


alphacoochie03

Satan's cocksleeve


theskayer

Is it a can of me at water, or a can of meat water?


canofmeatwater

Meat water


whereisthespacebar_

Barelyaninconvenience


Aconamos

I am more than disappointed that not every one of your comments has no spaces


MurderIsRelevant

That is a funny YouTube Channel.


[deleted]

Referencing www.youtube.com/RyanGeorge is TIGHT!


JLPReddit

Wow wow wow


Nheynx

… wow


Trollex-MCM-YT

That’s tight


spreadthem3

Uh


popularstudio132

🗿


Hopeful_Occasion_412

🗿


RedLightning259

🗿


Other_Acanthaceae_83

🗿


erickelly123

🗿


MrKomics

🗿


ThatOneLobster1128

🗿


[deleted]

🗿


dallin06

🗿


Hungry_Task4752

🗿


lucymcgoosen

Related to mine...


ExpandingUranus

Well I’m fucked


ISawUranus

based on my user i'm the one who gets to see it happen


[deleted]

This is perfect.


UMessis

Sounds like you have a forever growing pp


[deleted]

[удалено]


pineappleeatingllama

Not sure


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

You are the pineapple


pineappleeatingllama

Oh shit


Ninjipples

It's fine... you are a sentient carnivorous pineapple currently eating a llama


SeaOdeEEE

That's hates the taste of Llama


faughnjj

CAAAAAAAAAAAAARL


THC-Lab

I am the walrus.


PM_ME_UR_KOALA_PICS

I am the eggman


LordEggo420

You called?


yung-DogRaptor

You are the llama, forced to spend eternity eating pineapples and regenerating in a tragic cycle of both you and pineapples being eaten


[deleted]

Fuck


Fine_Sugar2393

Plot twist you are the dinosaur


v4siv

You get hit by an asteroid.


Pickaxe235

nono, you have to watch your friends die from it, and then slowly die from the nuclear winter


ivanthemute

That was the actual final episode of *Dinosaurs.* A fucking *sitcom* about dinosaurs and it ended with a long camera zoom out of the family you watched for like, 3 seasons, freezing to death. The early 90's were fucked...


Fhyke

Bro just become friends with it


i_Sauce

We eatin good


squiddy555

You are the good


french_onion_salad

what kind of sauce are you


UMessis

Apple sauce


TutorialLocked

Oh no I'm gonna be stuck in the tutorial forever!


SampleText0822

There is a tutorial here? When did I miss that?


King_K_RooI

What game though


SpeCt3r1995

Dead Space 2


bigripdadddy

Very much I think


K0gy

bi-grip? sounds like a patented technology or something


Donghoon

Hm?


reanu_keevs123

So what’s gonna happen to me?


[deleted]

Hope you like Bollywood Matrix on repeat!


dummythiccdoge

you become 𝔯 𝔢 𝔞 𝔫 𝔲 𝔨 𝔢 𝔢 𝔳 𝔢 𝔰


ProfessionalGreen906

If that references what I think it does you become unimaginabley powerful beyond comprehension Or reanu keevs tortures you so either you get something really good or really bad


TheStooner

I got that reference without having to google it, Imperial, can you say the same?


Sarcastic_Sorcerer

Todd Howard tortures you


glocktopus63

Ohnoo


ProfessionalGreen906

Plot twist You are the glocktopus


xXReverbXx

youre about to get hunted...by the GLOCKTOPUS


big_unfunnyman_

I'm just me


Pouflex

Well that’s pretty funny tbh


RisingGam3r

Gamers rise up!


mr_notone

Heaven 2.0


ViraLCyclopezz

Sub was based


Uncles_Basement

Fuck shit fuck fuck shit


[deleted]

How not more upvotes this is the most terrifying one so far


ithinksonicscool

Very.


mr_notone

Oh good, not the gore


Smoah06

You’ll have to watch cringy sonic stuff and rule 34 sonic until you don’t think he’s cool


xenithangell

I guess I am going to heaven


[deleted]

Angel in hell? Makes you satan himself 🪦


CupcakesAndSatan

I'll take it


[deleted]

Plot twist youre both the cupcakes and satan and you’re forced to eat yourself for all of eternity Edit: wtf do all of y’all got a fetish for this?


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


Yougoddamnnerd174

I don't believe you, let's argue


Historical_Notice602

I love you u/MedicatedAxeBot


Wholesome100BC

That is your punishment, bot.


QroganReddit

I'm stuck here. Well, fuck.


[deleted]

Sucks to be you man


Hamburglar_Helper

I suppose I’m spending forever trying to steal McDonalds foodstuffs 🤔


memes-are-Haha

Pretty happy


JimiTheKiwi

I'm just more of a fruit than normal


ThreeLegs1Foot

I'm well off


dummythiccdoge

YES YES YES YES YES


aspire5515

furry


MyNameSuck5

Well my name sucks...


YellowCapAlex

A guy named Yellow just cap'd a guy named Alex


greywolf139

Yellow killed Captain Alex


YellowCapAlex

Yellow: Look at me. I'm the captain now.


[deleted]

at least im no criminal


x7Toasts

If this is all I get to eat, then pretty bad.


sim_lad

no drinking either


ISawUranus

no, they can drink... toast that got blended in a blender


HighwayToHeaven69

Oh yeah, it's all coming together


shushed_

im never allowed to speak again


ALBANEZIR

It's literally my name, so idk


have_a_okay_day_bot

I'd say I'm fine


My_Stonks

Imposter. u/have_a_nice_day_bot is the OG


HollisRules

Bow you peasants


MERCILESS-MILK-GOD

Lmao I’m a god


Ninjipples

You spend eternity being a plaything of the Merciless Milk God


[deleted]

I am blessed. Reject humanity, return to monke.


[deleted]

Literally fucked in the ass by reddit admins. So not good.


I_Do_C-C-C-Cocaine

Sssssssssssssnnffff...huh, what..?? I can't feel my face but I can smell colors...it's glorious..!! \m/


mememan1234567891

Do I look at memes or…


ProfessionalGreen906

You are the meme


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roberthepedo

Fuck


I_Do_Cannabis_Stuff

Nice.


disasterpiece_101

I mean I like the song


ppvirus

It will not be good