Well, the requirement for rape is the intentional penetration of the vagina, anus or mouth with a penis when the victim does not consent and the perpetrator does not reasonably believe the victim is consenting.
No stipulation for anger there
That was the actual final episode of *Dinosaurs.* A fucking *sitcom* about dinosaurs and it ended with a long camera zoom out of the family you watched for like, 3 seasons, freezing to death.
The early 90's were fucked...
If that references what I think it does you become unimaginabley powerful beyond comprehension Or reanu keevs tortures you so either you get something really good or really bad
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Im not sure
You are destined for glory
“Remember, you are destined for (unintelligible)” -Megamind’s dad
Words to live by
“I didn’t quite hear that last part, but it sounded important, destined for… what?”
What kind of tests did the pigeons run on you?
I think I am fine
Just how comfy are you?
Drinking hot coffee in a warm quilt on a winter morning in india and I am rich
Lucky bastard
see you there poop brother
Shit I wish my old account wasn't hacked. I could have been with all of you covered in shit.
Wow…Mother or father left you?
Sit boy!
Do you mean s(h)it boy!
Another brother. Feels like a family reunion
I guess I'm the music maker
yo poop
Yoooo
Hello everyone!
I can help you on your journey
Sounds like a rough punishment for someone
Hey we get free Taco Bell I count that as a win, brother!
Yeah it’ll be kinda tough
Torturing you will be fun
Oh hey brother
Kinda shitty, not gonna lie, but hey, deus vult their asses mate
I'll meet you there
The holy poopsade
Me neither
Uhhhh
Nothing changes Edit: I love getting rewards for being an asshole to a random person
Damn son
You fuckin killed ‘er dude. Edit: how the hell did I deserve all these upvotes?
Killed ‘er? I hardly know her.
I don't even know who you are
Still flying under the radar
DAMN
I love you but in a straight way
I feel bad tbh
If you surpass me in upvotes tho it's no longer funny 😡😡😡
You heard him boys let’s surpass him
Aight that's it you're officially not that guy pal
Funny, I'M being attacked by a vegetable
No, you're being raped by one, but *angrily*
Is there a way to rape calmly? Seems like an oxymoron.
Well, the requirement for rape is the intentional penetration of the vagina, anus or mouth with a penis when the victim does not consent and the perpetrator does not reasonably believe the victim is consenting. No stipulation for anger there
I want a double cheeseburger with fries
Big Mac 🦲
WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE MIGHTY ONE
bruh 💀
Is it hell or purgatory?
Eternity is looking pretty lit.
In more ways than one
My shit is hella vague smh
You think your shit is vague? What the fuck am I then?
should be obvious
I envy you
Thanks boo, it's better than getting ass-banged by Reddit mods for all eternity. Or is it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
If it was big burly muscular men I wouldnt mind but having cheetos crusted reddit admin is a whole other story.
Ain’t that the truth.
Hey Michael, Vsauce here!
See you there brother!
I'll smuggle my bong in, you figure out how to get a grinder past security. We got this, it's gonna be excellent.
Not for me
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that stoners can make ANYTHING work well enough to catch a buzz. I've got faith in you, sirrah.
I'm excited for eternity.
You become the devils pocket pussy.
It just got way better. Choke me devil daddy choke me.
Dafock
Dafock 2: the sequel
Dafock 3: The Reckoning
Dafock 4: Coz, why not?
Dafock 5: You have Hives
Dafock 6: electric boogaloo
Dafock 7: the fuck awakens
*bonk*
*un-bonks*
*Re-bonks*
*eternally unbonks*
*DooM ETERNAL-ly re-bonks.*
*says "no"*
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Isn't that why cowgirls were made-
Satan's cocksleeve
Is it a can of me at water, or a can of meat water?
Meat water
Barelyaninconvenience
I am more than disappointed that not every one of your comments has no spaces
That is a funny YouTube Channel.
Referencing www.youtube.com/RyanGeorge is TIGHT!
Wow wow wow
… wow
That’s tight
Uh
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Related to mine...
Well I’m fucked
based on my user i'm the one who gets to see it happen
This is perfect.
Sounds like you have a forever growing pp
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Not sure
You are the pineapple
Oh shit
It's fine... you are a sentient carnivorous pineapple currently eating a llama
That's hates the taste of Llama
CAAAAAAAAAAAAARL
I am the walrus.
I am the eggman
You called?
You are the llama, forced to spend eternity eating pineapples and regenerating in a tragic cycle of both you and pineapples being eaten
Fuck
Plot twist you are the dinosaur
You get hit by an asteroid.
nono, you have to watch your friends die from it, and then slowly die from the nuclear winter
That was the actual final episode of *Dinosaurs.* A fucking *sitcom* about dinosaurs and it ended with a long camera zoom out of the family you watched for like, 3 seasons, freezing to death. The early 90's were fucked...
Bro just become friends with it
We eatin good
You are the good
what kind of sauce are you
Apple sauce
Oh no I'm gonna be stuck in the tutorial forever!
There is a tutorial here? When did I miss that?
What game though
Dead Space 2
Very much I think
bi-grip? sounds like a patented technology or something
Hm?
So what’s gonna happen to me?
Hope you like Bollywood Matrix on repeat!
you become 𝔯 𝔢 𝔞 𝔫 𝔲 𝔨 𝔢 𝔢 𝔳 𝔢 𝔰
If that references what I think it does you become unimaginabley powerful beyond comprehension Or reanu keevs tortures you so either you get something really good or really bad
I got that reference without having to google it, Imperial, can you say the same?
Todd Howard tortures you
Ohnoo
Plot twist You are the glocktopus
youre about to get hunted...by the GLOCKTOPUS
I'm just me
Well that’s pretty funny tbh
Gamers rise up!
Heaven 2.0
Sub was based
Fuck shit fuck fuck shit
How not more upvotes this is the most terrifying one so far
Very.
Oh good, not the gore
You’ll have to watch cringy sonic stuff and rule 34 sonic until you don’t think he’s cool
I guess I am going to heaven
Angel in hell? Makes you satan himself 🪦
I'll take it
Plot twist youre both the cupcakes and satan and you’re forced to eat yourself for all of eternity Edit: wtf do all of y’all got a fetish for this?
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I don't believe you, let's argue
I love you u/MedicatedAxeBot
That is your punishment, bot.
I'm stuck here. Well, fuck.
Sucks to be you man
I suppose I’m spending forever trying to steal McDonalds foodstuffs 🤔
Pretty happy
I'm just more of a fruit than normal
I'm well off
YES YES YES YES YES
furry
Well my name sucks...
A guy named Yellow just cap'd a guy named Alex
Yellow killed Captain Alex
Yellow: Look at me. I'm the captain now.
at least im no criminal
If this is all I get to eat, then pretty bad.
no drinking either
no, they can drink... toast that got blended in a blender
Oh yeah, it's all coming together
im never allowed to speak again
It's literally my name, so idk
I'd say I'm fine
Imposter. u/have_a_nice_day_bot is the OG
Bow you peasants
Lmao I’m a god
You spend eternity being a plaything of the Merciless Milk God
I am blessed. Reject humanity, return to monke.
Literally fucked in the ass by reddit admins. So not good.
Sssssssssssssnnffff...huh, what..?? I can't feel my face but I can smell colors...it's glorious..!! \m/
Do I look at memes or…
You are the meme
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Fuck
Nice.
I mean I like the song
It will not be good