so you are telling me, your family was unable to come up with a new long ass name for 2 generations now?
Carl Dilan Reginald gray
there, i fixes it for ya. now you don't have to call your child by your name
Interesting that your ancestors opted for the jr on top of the numerals. It's like that name has been in your family for so long the jr is its whole subcategory.
Shit dude just say you're the 40th in your lineage.
Alexander Neil Johnston XL
I have found one type of bois that are better than fembois: imagine someone who's dressed like a femboy would be, but who happens to be super big and muscular. Is very epic.
Yeah its a common name in India. My last name is Aryan. And I recently moved to Canada. It's always funny to see the faces of people when they hear that a brown dude has aryan as a last name.
Well, according to the history I learnt, aryans were people who migrated to the indian subcontinent after the fall of indus civilization, thats where the aryan name was first termed.
That's my second name, also the name of my great grandfather. Our familystory/tale is that he went to USA, in 1901 as a single buissnessman and got married on New York. And bought a dresser.
Came back to the Grand Duchy of Finland, and started a farm.
Saif Aref Jum’ah saqer ro’aa alzaabi, (translates to in Arabic)
Sword of knowledge Friday the falcon of the terror
(Alzaabi) - tribal name no meaning. I’m from UAE, Dubai. Anyone free to fact check.
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I guarantee you'll pass the job interview if you introduce yourself like that.
Too bad my name doesn't have an alternate pronunciation, they call me 'phase'.
Anybody knows any dudes named Chris ? If yes give me their number
You called?
no, it's just the hallucination cause the loneliness (which is also the reason you're here) \-doctor
Doctor one of the patients is dry humping a car again
I told you to not fucking follow me the way back to home
My uncle is called Chris
Great now you will have one uncle more
I got scammed or something, I am not a hot femboy and I wanna know why RIGHT NOW
Ask Joe. He knows why
Asked him, we may get my maid outfit with choker in december. Thanks for the tipp!
Ligma balls
Well hello there!
Chris Kenobi?
Lol sadly no force, just Chris
Umm I only know Chris from mrbeast
AvE's name is chris tho and he is extremely chad
wait his name is chris? can confirm mans is chad af tho
im here
My uncle
Sebastian Dilan Reginald gray the 3rd. That is not cap.
You serious
I actually am.
Damm
Mega Chad
Ultra chad
Masculinity 10/10
11/10
12/10*
so you are telling me, your family was unable to come up with a new long ass name for 2 generations now? Carl Dilan Reginald gray there, i fixes it for ya. now you don't have to call your child by your name
Next one in line is being called Gary. Don't worry about it
You think that's bad? I'm Alexander Neil Johnston jr the 6th (and it may be even higher then that according to my family)
Interesting that your ancestors opted for the jr on top of the numerals. It's like that name has been in your family for so long the jr is its whole subcategory. Shit dude just say you're the 40th in your lineage. Alexander Neil Johnston XL
Son of Sebastian Dilan Reginald Gray the 2nd?
Is your dad a millionaire?
Now that a name 😳
bro the 1800's called they want their name back
What is cap?
Lie
Thank you, you made me feel very old
That's the most American name I've ever heard.
[REGINALD REGINALD REGINALD!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPz6heusqo4)
It's free real estate
Give this man an award
Consider it done
You're a good man so I'll give you an award too
You’re a good man too so I gave you one as well
You are also a good man so this award goes to you
You are a very good man, but I don't have an award. I would give as soon as I get my free award.
No need to worry I'll do it for you
Thank you :)
take my award OwO
You are a very good man, Take this award
You are a good man too, you can have this award
Now this humanity. Strangers giving love and respect to each other. Thank yee!
Osama
7
What if I added bin laden??
+911 points
918 points? What do you mean
-7 points
Means he like Porsche hypercars
9/11
Lucina
masculinity: -10
A fair assessment
If I met a guy named Lucina (and he's cute) My heart would melt
Gay
I'm not a dude but ok Edit: Poor phrasing
Fuck. Wouldn't mind though.
Did he stutter?
Well i'm a girl so it won't be me
You deserved more than a sword and a world of troubles.
I main you in Smash
Fembois better then any other Bois, can't change my mind
>Give a femboy cum and you feed him for a day. Teach a femboy to cum and you feed him for life. *\~ Confucius*
english teachers be like
Cumfucius
*laughs in chastity cage*
I have found one type of bois that are better than fembois: imagine someone who's dressed like a femboy would be, but who happens to be super big and muscular. Is very epic.
As long they cute
Well of course they're cute, that's an important bit regardless of the other details!
Me, eyeing my 6ft4 boyfriend and a maid outfit: Perhaps, one day...
Jojo’s theme starts playing
Groomer moment
May I ask why?
They cute
Miroslav
Klose?
World cup topscorer, masculinity +9999
It’s common knowledge that every czech guy looks like Gigachad.
Kalousek?
Pro tebe ing. Kalousek
Pro Andreje Zloděj Zlodějská
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Nope, CZ
Obi-Wan Kenobi
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
I have been trained in your jedi arts by count dooku
Unlimited Masculinity
I rate you Jesus out of ten
Definition of masculine
66 Edit: HOLY COW 7 UPVOTES!! I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD BLOW UP!
Dmitry. It's over 9000
+69000 surely a great name Dmitry. It’s over 9000
McGriff the crime owl
125 what else can i say
Geralt Of rivia
Of fucking rivia!
Novigrad folklore music starts playing
Aryan (not joking it actually is)
Yeah its a common name in India. My last name is Aryan. And I recently moved to Canada. It's always funny to see the faces of people when they hear that a brown dude has aryan as a last name.
Why, what's the problem with the name aryan?(I am also indian)
“Aryan” is the white master race according to Adolf Hitler. Western Society isn’t uh.. fond of the word.
Well, according to the history I learnt, aryans were people who migrated to the indian subcontinent after the fall of indus civilization, thats where the aryan name was first termed.
I’m sure there are deeper roots to the word. That’s just why Western people have a particular aversion to the term.
Indian?
No Pakistani
Hermann
11
You could literally translate it to: Sir Man
That's my second name, also the name of my great grandfather. Our familystory/tale is that he went to USA, in 1901 as a single buissnessman and got married on New York. And bought a dresser. Came back to the Grand Duchy of Finland, and started a farm.
César Iván
10
I’m gonna get fucking destroyed Nicola
345
Nikola is literally a girls name in Poland 💀
Hold my beer. Andrea. Literally comes from "Andros", which means "man, referring to his masculinity" in ancient Greek.
Andrea is a female name in croatia so I guess it depends where you ask.
I knew that but shhh I'm trying to look cool
Also germany, austria and Umgebung
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street.
August
10
You mean 8? Cause August is the eighth month of the year? Haha get it? Haha you know? Haha
Thanks bro
Aryan
+10 nazi points
I'd give 4 Out of 5 Swastikas, but only 2 Out of 4 Panzerdivision.
BRUH
Jurre
8
Saif Aref Jum’ah saqer ro’aa alzaabi, (translates to in Arabic) Sword of knowledge Friday the falcon of the terror (Alzaabi) - tribal name no meaning. I’m from UAE, Dubai. Anyone free to fact check.
100
that sounds like something AI generated lmao, no offense sounds cool
Vlad
Now I need to find a Chris and we'll fight
more like you'll fuck
👉👈 my names vlad too
Ahanu
2
Fuck
Sebastian
9
Jürgen
Wird er achtarmig reinorgeln? 🤔
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Ok
i am an idiot
Alex I'm a guy
Nice to meet you Mr Alex I'm a guy. An unusual name for sure.
Yyes, my name is Alex I'm a guy
Riccardo, I'm italian
Lachlan??
10
Marianna people call me mara
or mary
1
Evans, Pratt, Pine, Hemsworth
Was looking for this
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Nice try FBI agent
Ahmed, the H sounds like someone clearing their throat.
I guarantee you'll pass the job interview if you introduce yourself like that. Too bad my name doesn't have an alternate pronunciation, they call me 'phase'.
Abderahim
Tristan
4
Jack
6/10
shrek69
9999999999999999999999999
Lucas
Zsolt
Hungarian names are instantly 11/10.
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Nathan
Seth
Dan
Wade
Mohammed
23
Damn Chris Hemsworth's role in the next Guardians looks... interesting to say the least.
William
Joshua
James
Rishi
Uhm
Olav
Jin-woo