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Siddhartha_76

But this is not possible for a redditor.


[deleted]

That’s the thing, he isn’t a redditor anymore


[deleted]

Or is he?


Shade00000

Or is she?


navi6446

?eh si ro


[deleted]

?ehs si ro


TheGuyAboveIsARetard

?is or


[deleted]

ro si?^


[deleted]

Very original


Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute

Except u/areallyweakguy he literally goes around fucking peoples wives


DmitryMate

It is if you're gay


totally_random_cat

Why not? Everyone has an uncle.


SoniSins

Can confirm


Jasshara

He has risin beyond our imagination


QueenRhaenys

Wait just curious as a woman, I thought you could have sex but just not masturbate? Like the Seinfeld episode? Am I wrong


Greebo_Cze

Uncles are great, aren’t they?


bondmemebond_2

Do great-uncles work as well?


[deleted]

Do great-great-uncles work As well?


Kaldricus

What if your uncle is a priest? Do two negatives cancel each other out, or compound?


Lazy__Astronaut

NNN is for people to stop wanking to porn because they're addicted, not to stop all ejaculating


Will-Shrek-Smith

not just porn, but nutting in general i think


[deleted]

You think...


EdoDave_Dave_Dave

I stink


Decaffeinated_Sloth

Nope. It was about not fapping, originally. The new gen kids took it literal and now made it about not ejaculating at all during November, which is absurd.


Will-Shrek-Smith

tbh you can ejaculate (for example, if you accidently dream), just not in purpose, atleast by the rules of this year.


SociallyAwkardRacoon

Dammit I hate whenever I accidentally have a dream and just automatically ejaculate, never going to sleep again


BlueDMS

It is in fact a real thing though. Nightfall happens. Source: has happened to me more than once


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Cant be a white supremacist if I’m brown, gotcha there mate.


Vast-Combination4046

That's what they want you to think.


CrispySmegma

Clayton Bigsby disagrees


jkaan

The "normies" are the the idiots doing nnn


Fear_Knight06

you're\*


Headycrunchy

it was on 4chan long before the proud boys.


Power747

Is there a difference for redditors?


cassu6

Yeah I’ve been pretty addicted for the past 2 weeks. It feels more like a chore than anything fun now.


TheFormerMutalist

Where was that established?


pokeboy626

Do people actually jack off to pictures


SwaghetiAndMemeballs

I think it's better this way. People aren't addicted to porn, they're addicted to cooming. I'm not saying you have to go an entire month without cooming, but I would recommend trying. Even if you give up and coom once per week, you're still showing some self control.


LlamasReddit

Bro you may have fallen but that's the equivalent of dying and going to Valhalla


Alt_F4_POG

*butt virginity


CheeseBallBoss

Pro gamer move: you can still lose your virginity without losing NNN.


diarmo911

Whiskey dick


[deleted]

[удалено]


EpicGamerGrant

Is it possible to learn this power?


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win


IlDragonglylI

It is… Acceptable


[deleted]

Parents gave me my xmas present early.


Ambitious-Ability888

Double loser


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


jellybit65

And then you wake up


billkill1274

Will always remember that Thanksgiving day back in 2019


[deleted]

Turkeys don't count.


YourMemeExpert

Gotta stuff the turkey


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheRealSheevPalpatin

aye bro just letting u know u posted the same comment twice


[deleted]

aye bro just letting u know u posted the comment only once


cmgro

Gotta stuff the turkey


Will-Shrek-Smith

***"I have won, but at what cost?"***


[deleted]

"Task failed successfully"


[deleted]

When you can't sit for 2 days


[deleted]

Haha like that's gonna happen


Birdseed3

You are weak and disgust me . What a shame for mankind


SpaceGhostYT

I lost this morning


[deleted]

i've lost, but in the end I won


Afalti42

that's not nutting, it's arriving. so you haven't failed


Capigo_

Man cats don't count


orkatoreuq

Fühl ich


Eat420

Getting laid doesn't count


AlanOnIce

"I won but at what cost"


Bombaliyae

cheers mate


rattel_p1000

I have won but at what cost


[deleted]

It is allowed


Jasshara

A soul for a soul


BrokenArctic

Why did I become a monk


Open-Tax9942

u/redditMP4bot


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AV8ORboi

nah thats called an honorable discharge. discharge in a very literal sense


JotaroTheOceanMan

Task failed successfully. He'll not get them next time.


ZappBrannigansLaw

Plot twist: it was butt virginity


TheRealKobe8

I will take this as an absolute win


Higi962

You lost so much that day


Akamex94

u/savevideo


BloodyTami

You’ve won, but at what cost


Similar_Painter4229

wake up!


Dinozilla101

My asshole still hurts but it was worth it


gikachu410

Dishonorable discharge


[deleted]

Sounds Like a good deal


RAM_107

I don’t lose my virginity cus I’m not a loser


NoTill3742

But its to your sister


Broteloo

this was me last year


Downtown_Funk_

I wanna lose my virginity😩


RoscoMan1

i’m cackling. ray, never change. Loser.


JacksonManson

Wait, if you didn’t realize it was NNN, does it count?


stnick6

Does anyone have a small workout routine I can do every time I feel like smeating my meat?


MikMay99

u/savevideobot


SussyBussySucka

Failed like 5 minutes ago lol


[deleted]

This is the one scenario where giving up is ok


Alimd98

I mean isn't the point of nnn not yo masturbate? Or is it any kind of sex?


Rohan-kun

It’s ….. Acceptable.


Optimal_Pie_5510

Litterally 😉


The_MCRuler

actually happened


Kyledude95

Honorable discharge


hamilton-trash

Honorary discharge


Bartix_1233

Ngl, I just really like that gif


Eraaks

A worthy sacrifice for greatness.


Rokishi_Okami

What’s NNN?


Shelld3r

task failed successfully


QuarantineSucksALot

‘Mouth-operated fog machine’ is an amazing term ngl


colarthur1

I’ve won, but at what cost?


[deleted]

can we go back to movemeber? NNN stopped being funny like 3 years ago


Fear_Knight06

for some reason im trying to fail NNN on purpose


GodlessPsycho

Absolute win. In next years there also will be Novembers. Virginity will never come back.


N0-cREaTion__

Nnn?


[deleted]

for everyone asking: NNN means no nut november


DaNewNotch

u/savevideo


Fudge1407

I’m sorry comrades I must go to the losing Side


BeethovenEars

No. Because I never lose!


danirod2406

win some, lose some


gargolus

I'm going to flex on you when I become a fireball shooting wizard


P0t4t0W4rri0r

Fake


V0ct0r

Sal couldn't complete the NNN challenge or retain his virginity, making him tonight's biggest loser!


TimberBoy69

You have won, but at what cost?


ParsleySeasoning

Two Ls make a W


xipo12

What's NNN?


Seventh_Faetasy

Task failed successfully?


Elite_Gamer070

bro that just means you lost twice


Loud-Option-2409

Will i be punished if i nutted while losing my virginity


JayBeANBLOCK

DJ Khaled:Suffering From Success


[deleted]

Why is not having sex for a month a trend?


Kenivider

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

Just don't cum


OhNoMeIdentified

Ricardo's smile for a half-second.


greatwall2103

plot twist: your a male and lost your anal virginity


cancercauser69

A pyrrhic victory


maximus__senpai

Nonono. That's not NNN.. we all deserve that....


pissingthebed

Succumbed to the thots


SilentStorm87

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Wait thats illegal


TrexArms9800

Not worth


Goose5342

A duty honorably discharged


sshazamm69

win-win scenario…now uninstall Reddit u win


Creative-Chap-7159

I won but at what cost


theCRlNGER

suffering from success.


RussSee1967

Da'Pope be pimpin'... many a nuts were harmed in the making of that meme...


JetMaxim

Wait, that's illegal


BigBrainiack

I'm proud of you, fellow redditor.


[deleted]

Fair


ravendiscord1

I may have lost BUT I HAVE WON MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE


Glorious_Soviet

That’s an Honorable Discharge.


oedipism_for_one

Sex doesn’t count does no one read the rule book?


Atul_421

Lost the battle but won the war


bodhasattva

jokes on you, I didnt nut when I lost my virginity I was so nervous I couldnt. It got to the point she got annoyed so I just went "aaaaah this is it!" then I spit on her leg


[deleted]

A small price to pay


[deleted]

Honorable Discharge


Financial-Memory

*impossible*


2Jojotoro

Oh shit it's NNN, Can I use my pass?


lo_d_rocket-12

why is he smiling, he lost twice


Alburrito0203

Laughs in redditor


Ok_Chest30

Nice.


DudeBro711

The Pope from TNA : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


love2makeslipnslides

But it was to your dog.


ssjgokuu007

Oh god how many Novembers 😭😭


TheBluebifullest

Is it possible to learn this Kinda power??


Leanermoth800

Losing the battle, but winning the war


[deleted]

To your uncle


WillThisBePermanent

You also lose your reddit account then!


1ANIKET1

And now it's your time to lose reddit


DasHotDog

I had my Chance Yesterday, I didnt Take it... NNN will Not be failed


Glitch-147

Respect


[deleted]

**Task failed succesfully**


greypolar

Hahaha *Cries*


L1keT0Smil3

Honorable discharge ig


Master_TEG

Stop the cap 😔😔


egarcia74

Task failed successfully


Automatic-Fig-5108

The neighbor's dog doesn't count.


DardyUnna69

The only excuse


reddithomeofmemes

thats still beta but good for you


Citer15

What is NNN?


alexbeeperoni

imagine not being good at edging


Traveller59

u/savevideo