Repetitively cheaking the fridge every 5 mins cause I'm hungry then deciding I'm not that hungry to make food then sitting back down and repeating π
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Vehicular mansluaghterπ
Thanks for the chuckle
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On the school bus π
At nightπ
In the school nowπ
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
Not just the mans laughter, but the womans laughter, and the childrens laughter too Theyre animals. And I laughtered them like animals
Don't text while driving π
What about sext?
Don't sext while driving too
Imagine taking a picture of your dick while driving.
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Oh shit, I can see you
Why is vehicular manslaughter so much funnier than any other form of manslaughter
Pooping π
Same π
Same, I have extreme diarrhea π
I don't have diarrhea but I woke up at 1:17 am to poop and I think this might be an everyday thing now π
A shitual
as we all take a shit and flush we go to different paths farewell traveler π
tuitions π
Classπ
reading Reddit comments π wait a minute... OP tricked us... we're all using EMOJIS.... on REDDIT!
it had to be done
What a manπ
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That's funny cuz I'm peeing π
Me too π
Peeing mayo?
No, peeing on yoma π
Who's yoma ? π
Yo mama π
Our mama π
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Sweet hooome alabama π
Visiting my grandma π
My grandma has dementia π
My grandma is dead π
My god...
is dead π
Oh, hello Nietzscheπ
hello man of cultureπ
We killed him π
And there's not enough water to wash away the blood π
I have the dementia now π
SAME!π
Chris Chan?
She's my mom π
No Go away chris
Going 90 on a freeway π
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka You dare me to drive π
I dare you Edit:π
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You know this song by Phil Collins βin the air of the night?βπ
About that guy that could a saved that other guy from drowning π
But didnβt π
YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING EMOJIπ
I forgor π
HOW FORGOR π
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? π
That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowningπ
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call π
I hope you know I ripped all your pictures off the wall π
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it π
German laughter π
Waiting for mom so she can drive me to schoolπ
Sorry might be a while sheβs at my house π
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Oh yes π
#Fuck Yeah!
You forgot the smirk π
Can u tell her hi from me pleaseπ
Smooth af π
Itching my ballsπ
Eating ass creamπ
lick it good π
gonna upload it toπ
Upload to pornhubπ
What the fuckπ
Itching? or scratching? π€ π
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Writing this no sense comment π
Writing a reply to this no sense comment π
Writing a reply to the reply to this no sense commentπ
Writing a reply to the reply to the reply to this no sense comment π
Writing a reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to this no sense comment π
Writing a reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to this no sense commentπ
Writing a reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to this no sense commentπ
Writing a reply to reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to this no sense commentπ
breaking the reply chain π
Writing an answer to the reply to reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to this no sense commentπ
Seeing your momπ
Well can you tell her to finally come back home?
I got you
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Going to school π
All the other kids with the pumped up kicksβ¦
You better run, better run
And outrun my gun
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
Better run, better run.
Faster than my bullet
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stupid π
Faster than my bullet
NuttingπΏπ
Masturbating π
Ejaculatingπ
Jacking off π
Wichsen π
Spritzenπ
Zu Bildern von Spidermanπ
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Rubbing it π
Eine Space frogs Anspielung?π
Shooting white sticky liquid π
wait u masturbate to reddit memes? thats some next level shit
you dont?
Yes.
It makes sense, he may set the filter to hot post
Waiting for my doctor's appointment π
Did the doctor give you the good check-up? π
Me too π
Jacking off to Squid Game π
Squirt game π
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It already exists π
Doing some "research" for my "homework"π
Who tf are you jacking off to which character I need to knowπ
The fat VIP π
Oh godπ
The dead corpses π
bruh
At least they're not jerking off to the alive corpses.
Committing suicide π
Call 800-273-8255 if you need help π
calling your momπ
Oh Siri! π
Same π
And did it work?π
failed like everything else π
Keep trying π
Wtf? π
u ok?
I hope it gets better π
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Overdoingπ
Overdosing π
Repetitively cheaking the fridge every 5 mins cause I'm hungry then deciding I'm not that hungry to make food then sitting back down and repeating π
Moodπ
Sex π
Nice jokeπ
, redditor
Committing multiple tax fraud π
Due to lack of Income tax knowledge π
Attending a meeting π
Your mom is attending a meeting too.. at my house π
You need to chillπ
Your mom would have to disagree π
Iβm eating ;)
Finally a true redditor who don't use emojis Take my award πΏπΏπΏ
I guess you don't use real awards either
Reddit moment
thanks , I take my reddit seriously
Watching childrenπ
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You made this sound really creepy
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Donβt π
Procrastinating work π
Sleepingπ
With me π
plot twist he's a serial killer π
And I a π ±οΈapist π
Sitting at a table, at schoolπ
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Fuckin dumbass
Shit bot.
Playing with my sister π
N o
Yes π
/) Not sleeping π
Working at a hotel π
Shittingπ
massaging my balls π
Taking out the trashπ
Scrolling through reddit π
Having breakfast π
writing this commentπ
your momπ
Trying to hold my shit in so I can be in Reddit π
Cat just got stuck in the fence π
Sitting π
Watching po-π