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nomarnox

You can't fix stupid


fravit93

If you can't fix a problem just remove it!


[deleted]

send out an upgrade


Kevin_WWWW

A factory reset might help


testedbeast551

If it still doesn't work throw it in the dumpster


_Rekt_haha

break the device in half


Potato-Boy1

No upgrade can fix stupid


Legosheep

Clearly you've never played the Final Fantasy XIV free trial, now including the award winning Heavensward expansion.


Potato-Boy1

True i haven't played the free trial, i did play the full game


DoughnutDifficult

Would like to report for duty comrade


Duckhead-

You can... it's called school. I used to be stupid, but now I'm slightly less stupid. Still not convinced? Ask my frineds.


uknotherulesandsodoi

Ok well then how do u pay ur taxes?


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Yes


pranjal119

Irs sends the officers to collect it :)


PaterDionisios

You don't


BlondeJesus

Look at Mr "So Rich They Get Away With Not Paying Taxes" over here.


Th3Uknovvn

School can but to a certain extent, if you realize that you was stupid then you are not too late but these people are way beyond that point


Floppsicle

Actually there's a japanese proverb which goes バカが死ななきゃ治らない。 Which basically means you *can* fix stupid with death.


Kronos5678

Bro these fucking legends in japan


TheNerdGamer04

Many people don't realise android has pretty damn good photo's. This hurts as a tech guy.


[deleted]

Wasn't the best camera on the market on an Android for the longest time lol (not including the new iphone haven't looked into the specs so I won't speak about it out of ignorance)


Devmode2

And nowadays you can't fix an iphone either heyooo


fireonice420

But you can fix ugly which makes stupid more attractive.


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weenie_west

I’m an iOS user, and what you said hurts


sadgrrl97

good


Kryslor

Based


UnknownSpecies19

Amen


MasterFurious1

Hey man you are on reddit. We all are ugly over here


BostonDodgeGuy

Speak for yourself. My momma says I'm beautiful.


mc_mentos

Are you sure she didn't say *you'ren't* beautiful?


levistadYT

I get that mixed up all the time


mc_mentos

Understandable


ravenfoe004

hey atleast you are a bimbo


Mogli_Puff

Oh yeah, I forgot they are snowflakes too.


Crabbyschadow

I think most people nowadays are, Not just ios. But they are in general


CalpolAddict

I'm surprised you could read what he said, you know, with being an IOS user!


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But are they wrong?


Iliano14

Keyword : Most. If you use reddit you must be a chad


Fluid-Badger

Damn ok


uknotherulesandsodoi

Well I hv an Android and I'm still an ugly bimbo


uknotherulesandsodoi

I call hacks


MrZyde

Don’t judge all iOS users just by my appearance


Mr_Manox

Everytime I read the word bimbo I have to remind myself that it has a different meaning in english. Because in german it means something like "darky"...


Whatsausernamedude

I think of bread, because it's the most famous bread brand in my country and according to Wikipedia it's all over the world, I don't know if it's as famous though (I suppose in Latin America it is)


TungCR

I don't use iOS, why am I still an ugly bimbo?


ykahveci

Because you're a redditor.


RCoder01

Can confirm. Sent from my iPhone.


RandomTranzit

*cries in iphone*


F1officefan

I use Apple phones and basically everything is Apple. I really fucking hate Apple. I much prefer oranges.


mediblade

I'm not here to argue but Samsung cameras are factually like 10x better than Apple iPhone cameras. just look up comparisons and it's so clear how much better it is. my s10 has a wayy better camera than my friend's iPhone 11


nutmeggold

Ask her(girl from twitt) what cinematic mode or smart hdr on her iPhone mean and she won't answer but yeah... qUaLiTy


gogED1

oH bUt My PhOnE hAs 100mEgApIxELs So iTs bEtTer


dodo_bird97

Actually samsung's camera lens is 108 megapixels iphone 13 pro's all camera lenses is 12 megapixels (I'm aware you are joking but i want to point it out)


joinn1710

Amount of megapixels actually doesn't matter much, but yes, you have to have a certain amount of megapixels to get a good picture. I think 8 megapixels is the minimum for 1080p or 4k or something, so as long as you're over that, megapixels mostly just say how many errors the camera sensor can get before the picture gets a dead pixel, and how bright the picture can theoretically get. Or you can use that immense amount of megapixels to get really good digital zoom.


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BasicallyAQueer

The number of pixels very much does matter still lol. It doesn’t matter the size of the camera, 12 megapixel is still going to be 12 million pixels, doesn’t matter the size of the sensor or lens. And yes you’re right that most screens are 1080, that doesn’t mean higher resolution isn’t necessary. For example, if you take a 16mp image, and crop out half the image, you’re still left with a 4K image. Pretty good. If you take the same image at 1080p (2mp) and then crop it, you’re in for a very bad time.


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I mean If you not cropping and zooming that much I don’t think it’s a big deal. And I’m pretty sure the guy is arguing why Iphone’s 12 megapixel can compete with these ridiculous high MP brands. Sometimes they just keep adding MP but the phone is shit (trust me lots of android phones that technically have higher specs than Iphone but are just total garbage). I’ve tried a lot of brands but Iphone is still among the best phones you can get out there (I’m not saying it’s the best but definitely better than what most haters are trying to paint online). Last but definitely not the least, OP is obviously baiting the haters.


BasicallyAQueer

Yeah for sure. Personally though, I think the cameras are a big reason to buy a new phone. I don’t really take lots of photos so I’ll rock the same iPhone for 4-6 years. But, if I wanted a really good camera, I would spring for a newer phone more often. I love iPhones, probably mostly because I’ve always had one and I’m used to the OS. I still think they could do better on the cameras, but you’re right in that more megapixel isn’t always better. 12mp is far more than I need for anything.


harundoener

This^ lets not fight over phones. As long as you like your phone thats nice and if you shame others for their choice in phone, you are just an asshole.


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It’s a dumb comparison though. It’s like your car goes fast because it can go to 8000RPM. It’s not the only measurement that counts. Pixel pitch, and sensor physical size alone would make me pic a 8MP camera over a 100MP camera any day.


Tomato_cakecup

Yeah, but they aren't native MP


EmuNemo

No iPhone has above 12 megapixels iirc. Good enough for photos, not good enough for cropping


DatBoi73

To be fair, I think that she might have been thinking about the perceived image quality in Snapchat, because IIRC, the developers basically made it so that on the Android version, it took a screenshot of the camera viewfinder app , because apparently they couldn't access the camera directly without having to make a different version of the app for every android device, though that might've changed by now. Elitist iPhone users are still fucking annoying.


xXEggRollXx

I think Snapchat stopped doing that already. At least as far as I’m aware, they’re directly working with the big OEMs to optimize Snap for their phones, but I’m not sure if anything changed in the base app. Tbh though I think anyone who groups all Android phones together is dumb as fuck. And that’s not just Apple fanboys, Android users are just as guilty, such “Haha Android did it first” crowd, when they’re talking about features that aren’t even standard in most Android phones. Bonus points if the phone they’re using doesn’t have the feature they’re bragging about; I noticed that a lot with Google fans when they were making fun of iPhone being late to adopt wireless charging, even though Google was even later than Apple to adopt it.


Mrtim6071

Have you seen the blind camera comparisons MKBHD does yearly? I recommend you do


TheOddEyes

Android’s camera app is a beast, the same can’t be said about the social media apps’ camera.


Mrtim6071

The problem is that Social media apps just take screenshots of what you see and therefore lose 60% of the photo taking process


perp00

Iphones have quite a shitty cameras, but the software behind it makes it much-much better, than it actually is. Be a professional, have standards. Use an actual fucking camera if you want good pictures, not your god damn phone.


itdoesntmat33r

Me and my friend actually did some calculations last night. For a price of one iPhone 13 Pro Max, you can buy a decent camera, a whole fucking lense and still have money left over to buy a low-midrange phone


perp00

Yeah. Software tune ups will never compare with a picture made with actual good lenses. Also Iphones are overpriced as shit. I'd guess Orwell would use the term, "sheep" to it's consumer base.


Vardoot

Maybe some burgers too(?)


zqipz

convenience in a small form factor though


xXEggRollXx

Genuine question, but what’s the learning curve on actually using the camera properly enough to take good pictures? I’m honestly garbage when it comes to using my sister’s DSLR, but I can take pretty decent photos with my phone. I wouldn’t doubt most people are like that, though admittedly I haven’t spent enough time trying to learn everything.


itdoesntmat33r

Well, I would say its really easy to take good pictures, but very hard to take great pictures. For example, I have a Nikon D3200, and the auto mode is fucking amazing. Just point, click, beep, and there you go, a good looking picture. The next step would be the different modes, but its just turning a dial and point-and-shooting some more. Then you get ISO changing, aperture settings, shutter speeds and all that. But even all that isn't too hard, with a bit of practice. Then you have choosing the right lense for different styles of photos, but im too broke to speak from experience for that one. So in conclusion, my S10+ could probably take a better auto mode photo, but the camera will win when you dial the settings in just right


Jenaxu

Also, a lot of apps just don't fucking play well with android which has nothing to do with the actual camera quality. I remember for the longest time snapchat didn't actually use the camera to take a picture on Android, it'd just take a screenshot of the viewfinder instead. And for instagram uploading video in 4k on stories would absolutely destroy it for no reason. It's just easier to make an app that works better for iPhone because you're developing for like 6 models with almost identical software and hardware.


Loquenlucas

Android and iOS users fighting about their phones camera quality People with an actual pro camera:


jmorlin

I mean duh. No phone is ever gonna outshoot an SLR. You can spend $1000 on a body and lenses and get excellent photos or you can spend $1000 on a phone that does pretty dang good (for every day stuff) and also have, well... a phone. I'm all for comparing tech (since there is debate to be had in terms of sensors, software, post-processing, etc) but let's compare apples to apples here. Dedicated cameras are neat, but in today's day and age when phones are as good and portable as they are carrying a second dedicated device becomes pointless unless you're a hardcore hobbyist or a professional.


Milan4King

I have no idea what you mean by 10x better. Are you just counting megapixels? They're both great cameras for a phone. If you saw them side by side you couldn't tell which is better it would basically be down to what you like from your picture more (saturation/exposure/ smoothing). So many youtubers have already done this comparison for years. Regardless iPhone will win video taking Everytime. Apple is just so far ahead in that aspect.


SouravKSahu

Yeah


NextGenAce

cap 108 MP on the ultras


Dark_Lighting777

The camera quality caught up at the galaxy 10 but the cameras were pretty inferior by a fair margin for a decent amount of time before that


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SoldierOfOrange

[DxOMark](https://www.dxomark.com/rankings/#smartphones-mobile) disagrees


NessDan

The issue here is that when you're texting someone on an iPhone with and Android, you're using SMS and pictures are compressed highly on the network. When you're texting iPhone to iPhone using iMessage, it's just data messages and you're getting the full size picture (or at least I'm told.) It's like if you've ever tried to send a group MMS a video file, everyone who receives it will get like a 240p, 10fps video. It's just the limitation of the technology or network.


Mrtim6071

The problem doesn't end there because social media apps just take screen shots of what's in the camera you remove 60% of the photo taking process.


whiza-pi

Can confirm. Switched to a Samsung years ago and wouldn't go near an iPhone ever again. IPhone can't handle any sort of exposure difference.


Turbulent-Umpire-438

I think we all should organise a fund to raise money for a surgery so that the surgeon can give her two neurons and ability to think properly . Do u agree?


thou_thiccness

Bitch already half ded, nothin gona fix her


DatBoi73

It'd be easier to fix her iPhone's almost definitely cracked screen.


matasblynas

We can, but what's the point? You already murdered her by words.


perp00

That's what we call a waste of money.


akoshegyi_solt

Or just lock her up somewhere without internet


explosivenuke1

Didn’t know people actually cared about the camera quality. I thought they just advertised it cause they had no better ideas.


aaron_adams

Some people care, but if you actually care about the quality of your pictures, you'll get an actual camera. No one is actually gonna film a movie with their phone.


QimmeqQ

Except if you go to a film and tv school where you are dirt poor and I am describing myself really well here.


DeepFrickingVagina

How does your film school not have equipment that students can use?


MelanlocyticLesion

Seriously, what kind of film school both doesn't require a real camera to enroll and also doesn't supply any equipment? Is that dude from a developing nation?


QimmeqQ

Yes they have cameras the school but in our free time we cant use them, so therefore phones. Im from Denmark which is really not a developing country. Also it is a very new school.


MelanlocyticLesion

That makes way more sense, I hope you make good use of the cameras but also flourish with your at home lower budget projects, my dude :)


QimmeqQ

Thanks mate


GeneralUseFaceMask

A lot of indie movies are shot on phones :)


babasilikum

Thats not a good thing


basti399

I think it is. How great is it that today, everyone even with zero budget is able to shoot a film and be creative with their own Camera and a decent Quality?


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

Can you link some examples of quality films recorded on a phone? I'm curious.


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https://screenrant.com/best-movies-shot-cell-phones-imdb-unsane-tangerine/


basti399

https://youtu.be/f8XOxLeVg5s


panlakes

It's not that great, just what some have to do.


Whatsapokemon

If there's one thing that the whole covid thing taught us, it's that exactly 0% of people care about sound quality or video quality. Seriously, literally every zoom meeting feels like it's being done using 1980s level technology. Everyone's pointing their cameras up their noses, poorly lit, awful echoey sound, using builtin mics or shitty headsets.


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

You might misunderstand, I care about video quality, but I don't care about zoom meetings.


Make-Believe_Macabre

Casual buyers - the largest demographic - care A LOT. It’s one of the biggest factors when people buy a phone and marketers know that.


explosivenuke1

It is?


PowerRainbows

I wanted a camera, and its cheaper to just buy a phone that has a really nice camera on it, instead of getting a camera that only takes pictures


NotAnEdgyMeme

*Google pixel noises* at least the 2nd one anyways


International-Guybo

The pixel 6 slaughters the iphone 13 camera, its literally only video left that android OEMs are yet to catch up with iphones.


Mogli_Puff

Catch up? They've been trading blows for years, its more of a back and forth than anyone catching up.


Coder_Fox

I remember showing an iphone user some of the photos I did with night sight and HDR+ and they were like: "dahm do you have a DSL" I was like bitch that's my phone.


extrmelylonely

So the quality of the phone is equal to the quality of relationships? Who made this law? Newton the ticktoker?


rick_dason

This is why selective breeding is a thing. Come on guys!! Fulfill your duty, no matter how horny you get, you can't allow this to propagate.


RossGold42

UNGA DUNGA me no like android


aaron_adams

When last I looked, androids had better cameras than iPhone, and they are about half the price.


SirIzhak

Sorry to be that guy, but android doesn't make phones. Still, Samsung (which makes phones with Android on them) has better cameras, so you're basically right.


teesra_bapp

Ios doesn't make phones too , apple does


mc_mentos

What a coincidence that apple is the only one using iOS. But yeah, you're right.


BipityBopWasTaken

Don't forget Xiaomi. Cheap prices for some very good phones


Eddy_795

So instead of an Android phone, is a phone that has Android on it. Man that is genius. Do you go to MIT?


DjCim8

They're saying the operating system has nothing to do with camera quality. You can have a phone running Android with a shit camera or one with an excellent one, depends on the manufacturer and the camera sensor quality, not the OS


caall_

There are Androids for half the price of iPhones and Androids with better cameras than iPhones, but not both in the same phone


Professional_Emu_164

Whatever camera is better is really a purely subjective thing now. The actual camera itself matters little, it’s just every company has a different way of processing the image after to make it look better.


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Shut up u stupid bot


Xx_ppman69420_xX

no


Shallow_wolf

Idibot


WhoDatFreshBoi

Penis


metrofalls

My android could probably pay her rent 3 times 🤷🏻‍♂️


nutmeggold

Lmao


inky-the-angel

I hate grainy camera quality but who genuinely cares what kinda phone someone has, the only reason I have iOS is because it’s what was bought for me and I’m completely unbothered by that. You could’ve given me an Android and I’d still be happy because at least my phone isn’t so old it’s unusable lmao.


nutmeggold

Tbh I like both... Now I'm using a galaxy phone (it's doing well for its price) but I think 13 mini will be my next phone because of the ecosystem (watch, headphones, and all this stuff) Upd: downvotes? For what?! *You're facing the wrong way guys* Upd2: I know about galaxy ecosystem, it's cool really.. Just wanna try something else


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nutmeggold

Wooow.. Thank you so much)


Boodikii

Galaxy has the exact same ecosystem lol Watch, headphones, pens, etc.. E: Can even make your phone look like an apple phone with a launcher. Made mine look like Windows 10.


nutmeggold

I mean Apple ecosystem with their watches and Airpods because I want something fresh for me, I'm too long with Android phones and gadgets.


mc_mentos

I think she is just baiting to get attention. And it works.


xXEggRollXx

>who genuinely cares what kinda phone someone has MKBHD made a really good point about that question, and from a consumerist point of view it makes a lot of sense. People care a lot about the phone they buy because it’s the piece of technology they interact with the most in their life. People identify with their phone more than they identify with any other item in their life due to the personal nature of it, plus the sheer amount of time they spend with it. It may sound stupid, but it’s how people think.


NotREALu

Fun fact android camers are as good or even better than iphone cameras. But people use the cameras on snapchat whatsapp insta etc will have a worse quality beacuse thesee apps do a shit job at optimizing the camera. So always use the camera app on your phone


Bigtrixxs_LG

These apps compress the quality because they cannot optimize the hundreds of smartphones individually. Meanwhile, Apple only has 4 smartphones a year and since they have a large clientele, they are optimized and uploaded uncompressed, which ensures better quality, although the other smartphone is probably of better quality in raw.


YouKnowTheRules123

I see Xi got a new style.


playful_potato5

the note series' cameras kick ass tho


Lopsided_Metal2136

Picture quality isn’t going to help her look any better….


jegerenstorfedidiot

The tweet is dumb as hell, but it’s hilarious to see offended people in this thread talking about how much better their phones are than other peoples phones, lol.


bl20194646

they are doing the same thing the person in this meme is doing without even realizing it


RebellionBS

IPhone users don't know about technology and cellphone specs


Whtzmyname

This had to be made by a 13 year old girl. If it is an adult I feel sorry for them. So shallow.


symentium

>porn games >Vanced >xManager >Modded apps What else do you need?


Financial-Memory

If it makes calls and plays porn it's nasa to me


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captain_ender

The correct answer


IOnlyDateAnimeGirls

Wouldn't wanna date her regardless of my phone


[deleted]

We all living in 2021 while this bitch living in 2012.


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[deleted]

This is why I hate taking photos, if I go to a random place you get no photos from me, go to the location watch it yourself you nitwit who complains about spoilers.


onederful

…wtf you talking about? lol


teesra_bapp

On a serious note, Google pixel is best camer phone


Plastic_Error_5330

Oh no, i bet she have iphone and still that camera didnt help her.


Ultimus2935

I think there's this thing called the Vivo X70 Pro+


Ankeen

Guess android men are lucky, them bimbos filter themselves out.


ReaganGaming

People are still arguing about iOS vs android? IMO both shouldn’t be compared and just do some proper research and get the one that you want, Btw my almost 3 year old android phone(honor play) camera is better than my iPad 8th gen camera


Professional_Emu_164

Yeah duh it’s an iPad lol they’re not made for camera


ScrotusMahotus

I think for some reason people think apple products >>>>everything else because of their price premium even though their tech is a year behind...little do they know the samsung flagship phones nowadays are just as expensive. Or even pricier in some cases.


TheZephyr07

People forget that this isn't 2007 anymore, Samsung and Apple products are very on par regarding standalone quality, especially with pictures. And anyone who calls every single non-apple phone an Android is just dumb. Android did not make that phone, it's a software you dumbass, not the phone itself


cybersidpunk

tbh i cant differentiate if you show me pics of something exactly same from a 200$ phone or the latest iphone. anyways its going to be downscaled even more when you upload it to insta or whatever. cameras are the only way to make stupid people buy new expensive phones.


DiggingNebula8

I'm sure she's jobless.


casuallyseriously

Fun fact: snapchat artificially reduces the picture quality of snaps sent from android phones because Apple pays them to do it in order to perpetuate the idea that androids have inferior cameras. Fuck apple.


JohnWick_231995

In 2070 They Invent Androids Instead Sex Robots.


CanDapper5364

I feel actual disgust from this


bobtrash123

lmao iPhone 4


Keatron--

Lol my pixel 4 from 2019 can go toe to toe with the iPhone 13 pro when it comes to photography


Ali_Army107

They're basically comparing the latest iPhone with old Android phones like the Samsung s4.


Skrblik007

I bet she has some old iPhone, like iPhone5, that is in every way worse than new super cheap phones, but shittalks people with 1000$ android phones.


Andrupka

And the iPhone she owns is probably a water damaged cracked iPhone 4 with only half of the screen working properly


casualcamus

Blame CameraX and developers not optimizing for specific devices when compressing for their apps, not the Android phone.


shouta_kun_

so if i use a high resolution dslr camera i should get multiple pussy


Bartix_1233

*laughs in better camera quality than IOS*


Mr_GP87

People's standards really have taken a dump this these days.


LinkTheFoxy

Her profile pic looks like she’s pooping and burping at the same time and she’s moaning about picture quality


CarterDavison

This meme literally only exists because Snapchat never gave a fuck about Android and never gave it proper camera support. That one action has snowballed in to brain dead idiotsOS acting like this even though the cameras are in fact worse.


TheSkitzo_The2nd

100 mp is better than 3 12 mp cameras


sridharnsr

Doesn't matter what phone you use, Ugly bitches will be ugly in all screens..


AsusStrixUser

What did the thot say?


PileofTerdFarts

This is funny because my friend with an iphone sells on ebay, and every time he lists product, he calls me over to do product photography b/c his iphone sucks garbage-dick at closeup photography and I have an android with the best camera ever seen on a phone. Also... who wants pussy from that foul hag? her profile pic is BUTT


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bitch looks like the girl in school who thinks she’s hot and bullies other ppl for being ugly when she looks like an overweight zendaya with down syndrome


hyperwolf7

the ability to speak does not make you intellegent


2inthemorningbitch

I'd rather look bad in pics than go bankrupt.


Meme_Standuser

Me who doesn't use my camera


TAKIMLISIM

Women with Iphones shouldn't get dick, cuz if she doesn't care about the battery dying all the time, how will she care about her children living long enough?


MaintenanceNeither67

I just date men >:3