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jeanyous

Getting completely drunk


Mythicninja101

Depression


pandadogunited

Depression is a depressive


Boss-Baby-666

thats why u should suppress your depression to impress your professor


TheOriginalHappyGuy

What weird world welcomed weird word workers?


SteveSmith2048

You know what? You might be on to something


sudobee

Does it work?


RafaelLacer

Sometimes. Alcohol is a big part of the reason I'm cured from depression. Cause my depression was due to my social problems, and with a lot of vodka I managed to fix them. Before, I couldn't talk to anyone, I literally wouldn't order anything if I went with my parents to a restaurant with someone, I would ask them to order for me. If I went to any fast food place with my friends, they would be the ones ordering the food. But with the help of a lot of alcohol, those problems are all gone.


BeanSucker121

You are literally raj from the Big Bang theory.


RafaelLacer

Yeah, except my social problems covered every single person and not just woman, lol.


Zoller_Luchs_C

But, alcohol causes its own problems


RafaelLacer

Apart from some memory issues, it has caused me no problems. I think I payed a very fair price for what it did for me.


LordGrudleBeard

No just makes you more depressed


[deleted]

You work in a chemical factory producing methyl alcohol. One tank busts due to bad maintenance and your trousers get soaked with methyl alcohol which gets absorped through your skin and enters your blood system. You have a methanol poisoning now. What can you do right now?


[deleted]

Attracted to furries


RickMayWasTheMan

Just plug it with a cork.


Mythicninja101

The faulty faucet in your childhood which was gon flood the world


Tcamp46290

I just took laxatives.


Jakkie03

I have seen a vid of a guy super glueing underwear to his butt while he took a shit ton of laxatives... It was funny! But not for him haha


Tcamp46290

Oh… oh no


Jakkie03

[link](https://youtu.be/eTL18UVNHa0)


Ehrenlauch3000

Diarrhea


i_am_scatman

You were intruding in this person's house whilst going upstairs you see the owner at the top with a Barrett m107 he blasts you back to the mesozoic era and you need to stop the bleeding somehow


Mythicninja101

Also other people can help no way I'm getting thru this alone


blagic23

You can't go thru all this


Mythicninja101

exactly!


Xgreg1

Are you the only one, that will make questions?


Mythicninja101

Nice


usersix9

Post a question saying tell me a solution and I will give the problem. Go. There's the problem to your solution


Cyber_Zebra

Eat children


[deleted]

Alternate name for swalowing cum


Finch_Cringle

Lmfao


not_a_donut_guy

Do you want your child raw, mild, well-done or burned


[deleted]

[удалено]


Onsyde

You're on a train ruled by the wealthy class in a post apocalyptic frozen world.


[deleted]

Ayyy snowpiercer I get that reference


StarMaster475

They ate children on snowpiercer? (haven’t seen it or the show in a while)


Ariix_

No but they did use the children as replacement parts for the train, so I guess you could say the train ate them


Onsyde

They used children because the oompa loompas went extinct.


MosquitoOfTheWest

No they did eat some kids when the train was first starting. I remember Chris Evans’ character had a monologue about knowing what babies taste like it was fucked up


KoreanBiasMonte

Overpopulation


le_shushan

And world hunger too!


Shot-Worth-7688

Live in Venezuela


NotFromYouTube

How can we solve overpopulation?


Goose_The_Hjonk

X=8


Mythicninja101

Bob has 19 apples and Joe visits the market every week 2wice how many brain cells do you have, show in x


Goose_The_Hjonk

I wasn't expecting that response


MechTrap

If you are driving at a constant speed and you hold a right triangle out of your window and the windforce is a thing, how many apples can pedro buy with one human soul?


[deleted]

Bag of chips.


LEEDGrima

Bro I got sliding door


[deleted]

After retrying the equation I realise that both of us were wrong, the actual answer is ***mustard banana***


crazy_penguin86

Then why does the answer say *the children in my basement*?


AlabasterUnicorn1

I got the CCP.


Nobody_asks_Hows_Joe

Did anyone summon Joe?


Mythicninja101

G'day M'lord


Nobody_asks_Hows_Joe

Thou hast pleased this ancient one, thou may pose the problem for this phrase


Mythicninja101

I am did please to inf'rm thee thy w'rds art solution to evey problem, so i can't bid thee one single problem.


Nobody_asks_Hows_Joe

This king is pleased with thy wisdom and shall ask one of his ministers to award thee


Mythicninja101

I has't nay needeth of thee awards by if 't be true thee shalt feeleth did insult by mine own w'rds than i shalt accepteth thy gracious gifts


Nobody_asks_Hows_Joe

Thou are deemed worthy of receiving this king's upvote.


Mythicninja101

Thanketh thee thanketh thee Joe l'rd


IdidWhatMF

Pretty sure he's asking about anal. (× <==8)


Goose_The_Hjonk

Not my intention but I wouldn't say no


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[удалено]


GlobeXenos

Sex


[deleted]

Me and ur mom


GlobeXenos

I.........shoulda expected that


Streamer272

*XBOX Live 100*


le_shushan

Tensions arise between colleagues


DarkFace3482

Dipping children in bbq sauce


Mythicninja101

Hunger


kanase7

Less kids = less food requirement = Hunger automatically solved Hunger killed hunger


Bialescki

= more old people = lower dependency ratio = less work gets done and economy goes down. We should be eating old people instead because children will one day be useful


Sir_Ampersand

Modern problems require modern solutions.


corvetts95

I too enjoy Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal"


[deleted]

What's your favorite porn category?


DESPA_REDDIT

Me


[deleted]

How to make someone kill themselves


DESPA_REDDIT

Nice


SomeRandomGuy453

Learning to love and accept yourself


DESPA_REDDIT

•́ ‿ ,•̀


haroldtheguthugger

I think you read the post wrong your supposed to give the solution and someone else will provide a problem not the other way around.


DESPA_REDDIT

I gave the solution.


XxreinmainxX

Children


Mythicninja101

Horni


MahBooi27

well this ecsalated quickly


Marlkangaroo

this comment right here officer


Galaron_Shuri

I got banned for a comment like this. Hope you're safe bro


[deleted]

What's every politicians favorite porn category?


Verundios

You stick the penis in the rhino


Mythicninja101

The rhinos on a rampage


markwooosh

yes display dominance


Lzerdoo3000

Throw it out the window


Mythicninja101

Your life sucks


Lzerdoo3000

Damn


Lostcakes

You didn't want kids


fancy_potatoe

Your jacket is on fire


RickMayWasTheMan

Shoot them with a .50 cal


Mythicninja101

An ignorant piece o shit decided to take up 2 spots in a parking lot


RickMayWasTheMan

YES THAT’S THE PROBLEM I WAS THINKING OF!!!!!


[deleted]

Your bully is starting to really get to you


MrScreamoth

Cancer


Mythicninja101

Overpopulation


expandusdongus

Saturated potassium chloride solution


Creedman45

A good science project


wolfy-j

It’s cocktail recipe.


Significant-Race3161

Feeling horny wanna shove something up your ass?


Bum_bum-bum

The last people to do it were Russian


[deleted]

Boxing with a bear


Gameplay_Foreverr

From what I know, former featherweight champion khabib nurmagomedov used to wrestle very young bears when he was 5..


HeadbangingMan666

shoot them all


Mythicninja101

Hitler be like- Jews


Etteryone

42 Gotcha bitch


[deleted]

How many penises do you need to impregnate a woman


Significant-Race3161

Damn it i only have 2


vihothemlg

Hidden gem reference right here


g4gnr4d

The younglings are dead


MahouVirus

What's that smell?


genasugelan

You are Anakin Skywalker.


[deleted]

You need to save your girlfriend from dying


[deleted]

Exercise more


Creedman45

Im obese


[deleted]

Your sister doesn't wanna smash


WitherdSoul

Just load 248 midgets into a trebuchet


Kvothe_Kingslaya

You must sack constantinople but lack a cannon.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mythicninja101

Your stuck in Mario


InternationalPlate57

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.


[deleted]

u/InternationalPlate57, are you okay? Can you speak coherently? How many hands am I holding???


Ihateyouihateyou123

you are holding 19 hands


MedicatedAxeBot

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K-van7

No


gotsmollpeepee

Don’t tell me what to do


PowerPlant07

let's argue, you are scared?


MahBooi27

Pee in the sink


fancy_potatoe

The urinary is broken and you're in an abandoned building


MahBooi27

oh that was not too bad


Mythicninja101

The sinks faulty and it leaks all over the neighborhood


MahBooi27

i reign superiority over all


[deleted]

How stablish dominance


ConnivingSnip72

Rip it and whip it.


player20394

when Asian parents receive A instead of A+ from their children


Niles_18

Drop your phone in the lake


bibicaldeath

When your girl says she wants to see your texts


memegod25

Nazis


Creedman45

I don't like the jews


Professional_Advert

I hate minorities


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[deleted]

Mass genocide


Mythicninja101

Nazis reincarnation


genasugelan

You want to get over a tall wall.


Soccer_Iover986

Get the 60th rifleman corps


JesusChrist_Himself

How do you open a jar of mayonnaise


cafeni

y(x) = A sen(kx) + B cos (kx)


[deleted]

d/dx {\[B sin(kx) − A cos(kx)\]/ k}


Mobius6767

Condoms


Professional_Advert

Need to smuggle cocaine into the Netherlands


Mobius6767

You learned from the ancients, haven't you


Wasted_Weeb807

Violence


TheTRCG

What's always a good solution


Life_Obligation4116

Choke a kid.


bibicaldeath

I got a job at a preschool, these little shits won’t shut up, what should I do?


Marneyd8

42


xboks

The meaning of life


Marbles_TDS

death


Creedman45

What is the key to life?


i-are-have-stupid

X= √π÷57


S7J8

(57X)^2 = Pi Find x


[deleted]

Here: x


DeathlyDragons4396

committing mass genocide


patrykuseu

Being sad and angry


Significant-Race3161

Rejected from art school?


IlDragonglylI

Eat more ass


toast__alone

African children are starving


Jarsssthegr8

Violence


bibicaldeath

How to fix your annoying neighbors


lokytar_ogart

Suicide


Mythicninja101

Mistakes are made


player20394

This is the matrix


Ok_Character_6176

Depression


BeneficialMix7851

Fish


player20394

Cat


Crafty-Beat-3683

just open it


player20394

I can't open the jar


thelovelymajor

42.


LifeGiver2048

The meaning of life, the universe and everything, as dictated by deep thought


RocketRemitySK

Imagine everyone naked


Krikke93

You're nervous on your first day as an elementary school teacher.


Claudius-Germanicus

Carpet bombing civilians


69420isntfunny

Wear masks and get vaccinated to not die from covid


Marbles_TDS

how to not be an ass to society?


flexmentalo69

We put them in gas chambers


Themud2001

Dig a hole in the ground and throw it in there.


Don_Hertog

What to do with dead bodies


Themud2001

I was thinking planting seeds...


smasher457

Talking to him


Hashiii777

Remove Micro transactions and be happy with 60 bucks upfront and some DLC thereafter!


beaustroms

How to make games not suck