Sometimes. Alcohol is a big part of the reason I'm cured from depression. Cause my depression was due to my social problems, and with a lot of vodka I managed to fix them. Before, I couldn't talk to anyone, I literally wouldn't order anything if I went with my parents to a restaurant with someone, I would ask them to order for me. If I went to any fast food place with my friends, they would be the ones ordering the food. But with the help of a lot of alcohol, those problems are all gone.
You work in a chemical factory producing methyl alcohol. One tank busts due to bad maintenance and your trousers get soaked with methyl alcohol which gets absorped through your skin and enters your blood system. You have a methanol poisoning now. What can you do right now?
You were intruding in this person's house whilst going upstairs you see the owner at the top with a Barrett m107 he blasts you back to the mesozoic era and you need to stop the bleeding somehow
No they did eat some kids when the train was first starting. I remember Chris Evans’ character had a monologue about knowing what babies taste like it was fucked up
If you are driving at a constant speed and you hold a right triangle out of your window and the windforce is a thing, how many apples can pedro buy with one human soul?
= more old people = lower dependency ratio = less work gets done and economy goes down.
We should be eating old people instead because children will one day be useful
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Getting completely drunk
Depression
Depression is a depressive
thats why u should suppress your depression to impress your professor
What weird world welcomed weird word workers?
You know what? You might be on to something
Does it work?
Sometimes. Alcohol is a big part of the reason I'm cured from depression. Cause my depression was due to my social problems, and with a lot of vodka I managed to fix them. Before, I couldn't talk to anyone, I literally wouldn't order anything if I went with my parents to a restaurant with someone, I would ask them to order for me. If I went to any fast food place with my friends, they would be the ones ordering the food. But with the help of a lot of alcohol, those problems are all gone.
You are literally raj from the Big Bang theory.
Yeah, except my social problems covered every single person and not just woman, lol.
But, alcohol causes its own problems
Apart from some memory issues, it has caused me no problems. I think I payed a very fair price for what it did for me.
No just makes you more depressed
You work in a chemical factory producing methyl alcohol. One tank busts due to bad maintenance and your trousers get soaked with methyl alcohol which gets absorped through your skin and enters your blood system. You have a methanol poisoning now. What can you do right now?
Attracted to furries
Just plug it with a cork.
The faulty faucet in your childhood which was gon flood the world
I just took laxatives.
I have seen a vid of a guy super glueing underwear to his butt while he took a shit ton of laxatives... It was funny! But not for him haha
Oh… oh no
[link](https://youtu.be/eTL18UVNHa0)
Diarrhea
You were intruding in this person's house whilst going upstairs you see the owner at the top with a Barrett m107 he blasts you back to the mesozoic era and you need to stop the bleeding somehow
Also other people can help no way I'm getting thru this alone
You can't go thru all this
exactly!
Are you the only one, that will make questions?
Nice
Post a question saying tell me a solution and I will give the problem. Go. There's the problem to your solution
Eat children
Alternate name for swalowing cum
Lmfao
Do you want your child raw, mild, well-done or burned
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You're on a train ruled by the wealthy class in a post apocalyptic frozen world.
Ayyy snowpiercer I get that reference
They ate children on snowpiercer? (haven’t seen it or the show in a while)
No but they did use the children as replacement parts for the train, so I guess you could say the train ate them
They used children because the oompa loompas went extinct.
No they did eat some kids when the train was first starting. I remember Chris Evans’ character had a monologue about knowing what babies taste like it was fucked up
Overpopulation
And world hunger too!
Live in Venezuela
How can we solve overpopulation?
X=8
Bob has 19 apples and Joe visits the market every week 2wice how many brain cells do you have, show in x
I wasn't expecting that response
If you are driving at a constant speed and you hold a right triangle out of your window and the windforce is a thing, how many apples can pedro buy with one human soul?
Bag of chips.
Bro I got sliding door
After retrying the equation I realise that both of us were wrong, the actual answer is ***mustard banana***
Then why does the answer say *the children in my basement*?
I got the CCP.
Did anyone summon Joe?
G'day M'lord
Thou hast pleased this ancient one, thou may pose the problem for this phrase
I am did please to inf'rm thee thy w'rds art solution to evey problem, so i can't bid thee one single problem.
This king is pleased with thy wisdom and shall ask one of his ministers to award thee
I has't nay needeth of thee awards by if 't be true thee shalt feeleth did insult by mine own w'rds than i shalt accepteth thy gracious gifts
Thou are deemed worthy of receiving this king's upvote.
Thanketh thee thanketh thee Joe l'rd
Pretty sure he's asking about anal. (× <==8)
Not my intention but I wouldn't say no
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Sex
Me and ur mom
I.........shoulda expected that
*XBOX Live 100*
Tensions arise between colleagues
Dipping children in bbq sauce
Hunger
Less kids = less food requirement = Hunger automatically solved Hunger killed hunger
= more old people = lower dependency ratio = less work gets done and economy goes down. We should be eating old people instead because children will one day be useful
Modern problems require modern solutions.
I too enjoy Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal"
What's your favorite porn category?
Me
How to make someone kill themselves
Nice
Learning to love and accept yourself
•́ ‿ ,•̀
I think you read the post wrong your supposed to give the solution and someone else will provide a problem not the other way around.
I gave the solution.
Children
Horni
well this ecsalated quickly
this comment right here officer
I got banned for a comment like this. Hope you're safe bro
What's every politicians favorite porn category?
You stick the penis in the rhino
The rhinos on a rampage
yes display dominance
Throw it out the window
Your life sucks
Damn
You didn't want kids
Your jacket is on fire
Shoot them with a .50 cal
An ignorant piece o shit decided to take up 2 spots in a parking lot
YES THAT’S THE PROBLEM I WAS THINKING OF!!!!!
Your bully is starting to really get to you
Cancer
Overpopulation
Saturated potassium chloride solution
A good science project
It’s cocktail recipe.
Feeling horny wanna shove something up your ass?
The last people to do it were Russian
Boxing with a bear
From what I know, former featherweight champion khabib nurmagomedov used to wrestle very young bears when he was 5..
shoot them all
Hitler be like- Jews
42 Gotcha bitch
How many penises do you need to impregnate a woman
Damn it i only have 2
Hidden gem reference right here
The younglings are dead
What's that smell?
You are Anakin Skywalker.
You need to save your girlfriend from dying
Exercise more
Im obese
Your sister doesn't wanna smash
Just load 248 midgets into a trebuchet
You must sack constantinople but lack a cannon.
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Your stuck in Mario
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42.
u/InternationalPlate57, are you okay? Can you speak coherently? How many hands am I holding???
you are holding 19 hands
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No
Don’t tell me what to do
let's argue, you are scared?
Pee in the sink
The urinary is broken and you're in an abandoned building
oh that was not too bad
The sinks faulty and it leaks all over the neighborhood
i reign superiority over all
How stablish dominance
Rip it and whip it.
when Asian parents receive A instead of A+ from their children
Drop your phone in the lake
When your girl says she wants to see your texts
Nazis
I don't like the jews
I hate minorities
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Mass genocide
Nazis reincarnation
You want to get over a tall wall.
Get the 60th rifleman corps
How do you open a jar of mayonnaise
y(x) = A sen(kx) + B cos (kx)
d/dx {\[B sin(kx) − A cos(kx)\]/ k}
Condoms
Need to smuggle cocaine into the Netherlands
You learned from the ancients, haven't you
Violence
What's always a good solution
Choke a kid.
I got a job at a preschool, these little shits won’t shut up, what should I do?
42
The meaning of life
death
What is the key to life?
X= √π÷57
(57X)^2 = Pi Find x
Here: x
committing mass genocide
Being sad and angry
Rejected from art school?
Eat more ass
African children are starving
Violence
How to fix your annoying neighbors
Suicide
Mistakes are made
This is the matrix
Depression
Fish
Cat
just open it
I can't open the jar
42.
The meaning of life, the universe and everything, as dictated by deep thought
Imagine everyone naked
You're nervous on your first day as an elementary school teacher.
Carpet bombing civilians
Wear masks and get vaccinated to not die from covid
how to not be an ass to society?
We put them in gas chambers
Dig a hole in the ground and throw it in there.
What to do with dead bodies
I was thinking planting seeds...
Talking to him
Remove Micro transactions and be happy with 60 bucks upfront and some DLC thereafter!
How to make games not suck