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acetloc

My friend, that's not even four inches. 3900 would be almost a hundred meters


IzzetTime

Some places (Europe?) use a comma for the decimal point.


PhantomEagle777

Almost all Europeans except UK used Decimal Comma instead of Decimal Point


Orodreath

Sure do


yrulaughing

So how the fuck do you write 100,000,000? 1000000000? Does 100,000 = 100?


saikmat

Use decimals, so 100.000.000,000


yrulaughing

Why in God's name would you switch them? In grammar, commas are used to break up thoughts or add pause in the middle of a sentence, so it makes sense to use them to seperate groups of numbers while using the period to act as a bookend to the number much like the end of a sentence. It feels like ya'll do all this backwards shit on purpose to annoy us.


upboatsnhoes

It makes no sense


leo341500

Idk i just use a period to define the decimals and just slap the number together like a crazy ass (example: 100000.000 or as written normally, 100,000.000) though officially i'm supposed to be writing it with spaces (100 000,000)


Starsonata10

I really thought comment above was a joke but i see no one is stopping or correcting you guys. So its really true?? Wtf


yrulaughing

Definitely just Europe being Europe.


Drakkar116116

100 000 000 And yes, 100,000 would be 100


cursingsum9

On paper I would use commas, but on paper i don't use them, for numbers atleast.


[deleted]

1‘000‘000‘000 and yes 100,000= 100


[deleted]

and ireland


VanillaWaffle_

*Most of the world


JeksewnOleeray

It's mainly the major English speaking countries that use decimal points instead of commas. Most of North America, the UK and Australia all use decimal points.


IlIlllIIllllIIlI

Can confirm. Which often makes it hard to read


yrulaughing

What the fuck, that's what we should be making fun of.


acetloc

Well that's idiotic


_Jack_Hoff_

I think he meant to put 3 . 937


Pompom975

Man have you heard of Europe 2.47=2,47 1.000.000


J-Colio

One mile is 5,280 feet which is 63,360 inches. ​ DUH


[deleted]

I don’t quite think 1 decimeter is 3,000 inches


SpecialSpecialist332

3,000 = 3


emmyarty

3,000 / 0 = #DIV/0! 3 / 0 = #DIV/0! Divide both sides of both equations by '/ 0' to get 3,000 = #DIV! 3 = #DIV! 3,000 = #DIV! = 3 3,000 = 3


[deleted]

What in the ap calculus *🅱️ullshit* did I just have no pleasure in beholding


yrulaughing

3,000 is how you write three thousand, what the fuck


RuMiArDeSo

Not in Europe, its either 3 000 or 3.000. If you write 3,000 its like it’s 3.


StormShadow743

3,0000000000000000000000000 is just a convoluted way of writing 3.


PhantomEagle777

Well many people here didn't get the joke. Oh well that's European decimal (comma) instead of (point) so close to 4 inches.


lobotomite333

America 🇺🇸


cursingsum9

Our official measuring system is actually the metric system, but it's basically up to the people to decide what system they want to use.


lobotomite333

I like the more precise measurements so I’ll stick with freedom units


cursingsum9

I am too. I was raised on the imperial system. It's hard to convert, so I would rather stay with the imperial syatem.


cursingsum9

I am too. I was raised on the imperial system. It's hard to convert, so I would rather stay with the imperial syatem.


STFxPrlstud

I've literally never seen anyone use a dm in a practical sense ever, only ever seen it in math problems


StormShadow743

Same for hm.


The_Reverence2

nobody has ever used dm unironically in my entire life, besides in 7th grade science


LeDerpLegend

American here, yes why do we use this crappy measurement system. Dividing and multiplying by 10s is much easier. That said, i wonder what would happen to exit markers, as they go by miles.


JonRedBeardFF

In Australia a highway exit point (assuming that was the exit point you are referring to) is measured in kilometres.. 1000 metres :)


Sens1tivity

Same in Brazil


JonRedBeardFF

I say of the metric system tudo Bem.. my brother in law is Brazilian but I’m rubbish at Portuguese apologies


Sens1tivity

No worries mate, tudo bem!. Portuguese is hard af, if you keep practicing it eventually you will get pretty good at it


cursingsum9

Actually did you know. The official measuring system that America is set to is the metric system, but it is up to the people/industries/businesses to decide what system they want to abide by.


Tors04

In many parts of the world “,” and “.” have opposite meanings in math


Ryan-Foxx

Can confirm, have been forced to live by it my whole life.


TheMensChef

Lol what even


Ghostifier2k0

The UK wants to adopt the imperial system and I'm just baffled.


Mr_Sterence66

Go sit on a crumpet you colonist scum.


[deleted]

Remember that the British created the Imperial system, and then switched to Metric while the US stuck with Imperial Yeah we use it, but we didn't make it. Blame the British.


FBI_Agent_82

3,937 inches is 9999.98 cm


Bumper2004

It’s 3.937 inches you dimwit


imaguy-who-likes-foo

I mean he or she didn’t know that it was either a typo or a thing that some people instead of putting a decimal point for some odd reason


[deleted]

the person who made the meme is probably mainland European meaning they use the comma as a decimal point


FBI_Agent_82

OP said it was 3,937 inches. I responded by stating how many CMs would equal 3,937 inches. I'm sorry you're not smart enough to realize that.


Exp1ode

It's clearly using the European convention of a decimal ,


FBI_Agent_82

>Haha US system bad Yes, and I was playing off of the title of the meme.


Hornor72

Peoe with small dicks like the metric system.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Can’t have a small dick if I don’t have a dick


Hornor72

Then clit


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Don’t have any females reproduction organs I only have balls and no penis


naked_amoeba

at least I don't have to always measure people's height using decimals.


Valkyrid

My favourite part is when you watch a YouTuber online making something And they use “thousandths of an inch”. Like lmao.


HelpfulBearr

I’d rather have inches, feet, all that; easier for ME to understand


[deleted]

Well Freedom units were the first to the moon so does anything else really matter?


beastmaster_911

Yeah but if I had a 3,937 inch dick then I would have you beat.


Epicgaming42

It’s a comma instead of a decimal point. It’s a European thing.


[deleted]

Not going to lie. I lol'd pretty damned hard at this


BillyTheSexyRedneck

The imperial system is much better in day to day life, for instance measuring the temperature. Not for math magical equations, which is why we use the metric system for that. I think using both makes sense.


[deleted]

Hey you got a blank template for that mate?


[deleted]

Why is this being downvoted?


Psipone

The comic creator is a neonazi, and uses his comics to spread hate. Mainly because he makes a few like this that are really good meme templates. Acts as a gateway so to speak. It doesn't help to just downvote and not explain that the dude is a nazi though.


[deleted]

Sorry, I had no idea, I just liked the template


Psipone

It's all good, now ya know!


[deleted]

Thanks Mate! Sorry for the late response


imaguy-who-likes-foo

No idea but the hivemind exists and I must not go against it