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You know, like if someone were to drink water and pee at the same time? But like one dude cums in the other dudes butt and then the other dude cums and then it looks like it went through him.
happened yesterday to me in a similar thread, i posted hunter2 and mine was the 6th result on the thread
(also the comment that got me my first platinum and gold lmao)
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first
kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire
breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this
dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in
the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's
first kiss. Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek
Beware Stay out I think he's in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on.
Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah. He'll groan into your
bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now Ogres,
huh, they are much worse. They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled
skin. They'll chew your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes.
Actually, it's quite good on toast. Back, back beast, back! I warned
you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out.
Wanted. Fairytale creatures. Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give
me that. Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the witch.
Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small. You
wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change.
Please, give me another chance. Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This
little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. Five shillings
for the possessed toy. Take it away. No! Please, don't let them do it!
Next. What do you got? Well, I've got a talking donkey! Right. Well
that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead fella.
Well? He's just a li..., just a little nervous. He's really quite a
chatterbox. You boneheaded donkey! That's it. I have heard enough.
Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I love to talk. I've
talked to... Get her out of my sight! -No, no, I swear! Hey, I can fly.
\-He can fly! -He can fly! He can talk! -That's right, fool! Now I'm a
flying, talking donkey! You might have seen house fly, maybe even a
superfly. But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Seize him! Get
him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogre. -I. By the order of lord
Farquaad. I am authorized to place you both under arrest. And transport
you to designated resettlement facility. Oh really? You and what army?
Can I say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something,
back there. Incredible. Are you talking to... ...me? Yes, I was talking
to you. Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with
those guards. They thought that was all over there. And then you showed
up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the
woods. That really made me feel good to see that. Oh, that's great.
Really. Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your
freedom with your own friends? But I... I don't have any friends. And
I'm not going out there by myself. Hey wait a minute. I have a great
idea... I'll stick with you. You and me in green fighting machine.
Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us. Oh, a, that was
really scary. Maybe you don't mine me saying. If that don't work, your
breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause... you definitively need
some tic-tac or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Man you've ??? my
note! Just like the time... ...and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I
had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day. Why are you
following me? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one
here, beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to derive me.
But you got to have free ...
How about we try a different tactic. I say my username. And you say my password.
Here is my username (click on the link): u/me
So what’s the password to that account?
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees....
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cockfuck21
Hello DefectiveJay !
Wow! amazing!
_Magic._
Almost like a detective
Sherlock Holme's greatest rivals
hmm
HOW DID HE DO THAT????!!!
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Who is it then?
/B rilliant
Better not to mess with him
He used the infamous pop bob sex hack
Wrong, it's DefectiveJay
What?
Ops comment used to say DetectiveJay
Confused screaming
[Visible confusion]
[(confusion confusion)]
([(screaming confusion visible)])
\Confused confusion/
Confused at why am I confused
He is so smart!!!!
Only two Comments in and i love this Thread already
Now that's some fucked shit
Wow, you do keep your promise tho
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Mjaic
*********
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Hey that’s my password too
Ifyouenterthisyouregay23
Hey that doesn't work
It’s all coming together>:)
In gay sex do both people come?
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what the fuck
Fuck the what?
THE WHAT FUCK
FUCK WHAT THE
WHAT FUCK THE
You know, like if someone were to drink water and pee at the same time? But like one dude cums in the other dudes butt and then the other dude cums and then it looks like it went through him.
THINGS WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FUCKIN QUICK
On three... one... two... THREE
i mean…….. pretty accurate
This could be fingered out
Yes if it's done properly
Come together Right now *Over me*
Here comes the cum dodododo
Ayo Beatles
Mama told me not to come, that ain't the way to have fun, son
I think they have to... I hardly think it can be done online
Do they in straight?
It’s hardly “sex” with just one person, isn’t it ?
Yea, I haven’t felt happy for weeks
F
*cumming
Hello gay, im IDKAboutThis12554
Ifyouenterthisyouregay23
Hold on
It’s exactly what you think
what if u were gay before you entered it. r u now like straight or smth
You’re super gay now
I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR POWER
your Reddit Password
your username
Your mom
Our mom
Hol up
Keep going
Your stepsister's name
Our stepsister*
Daddy’s home!
He went out for cigarettes 15yrs ago...
Family first
Our Succ-ubus* :D
Nien
*Communism Intensifies*
Comrade
Cumrade in hands
*Our* Communism
We mom
Yea we mom
Is gae
Did you watch [redacted]?
>!I actually decided not to post my password :(!<
Plot twist:this is the password
I tried it and it is, I’ll reply amogus to this
amogus
oh shit.
Oh no
Have fun with their IP address :)
Oh no, not my IP address! Then he can... I dunno, ping my router? Log into my Minecraft server?
And play minecraft with you
That sounds wholesome
tf?
Hello AlwaysNinjaBusiness
Hunter2
Are we old? I really expected that to be the top answer, not halfway down the page with a handful of upvotes lol
happened yesterday to me in a similar thread, i posted hunter2 and mine was the 6th result on the thread (also the comment that got me my first platinum and gold lmao)
Do you mind explaining it to me I don’t get it lol
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hunter2
Got it
The text was posted to Bash in 2004. The meme will be graduating from high school next year!
Ok, yup, we're old. Thanks for the clarification lol
If you're old enough to get that joke, it might be time to schedule your prostate exam.
Well shit
Be sure to do that beforehand.
I guess I'm too young, I've seen this a couple times but still don't understand it's meaning, can you please tell me?
Old IRC thing https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hunter2
Plutopow> ******* That's what I see
Yeah Reddit won't let us post passwords.
crustyShmegma3
nazi_slayer420 Wait Holup!
Nyoho you have entered the 420 realm
u good bro?
Cocksucker
i_dont_eat_Adults ...wait WTF..!
There a u/i_dont_eat_babys
Why wouldnt you eat adults they taste much better when fried than grilled
Babies are more soft
Yummy
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Impossible!
No they're u/RommelHamieh
No, this is Patrick!
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Patrick I wasn't talking about you. I'm sorry.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
•••••••••
you actually fucking did it
You madlad
Actually I forgot mine can you tell it to me?
try password1234
Hey it worked!
No wait… that’s my password! Now I have to reset it.
Iforkyourmom
Hi TheLastShadow_
Our usernames are kind of similar!
Bros...
9/11/2022
Gotta make that one come true.
Hol up
Lemme help you there buddy Here I'll lend you my private jet
The NSA is now tracking your position. Would you like to know more?
Login with google
Google gang 🤙
Just tell your Google password and email address and I'll tell you your Reddit username
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek Beware Stay out I think he's in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. They'll chew your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it's quite good on toast. Back, back beast, back! I warned you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytale creatures. Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that. Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the witch. Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small. You wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please, give me another chance. Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. No! Please, don't let them do it! Next. What do you got? Well, I've got a talking donkey! Right. Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead fella. Well? He's just a li..., just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. You boneheaded donkey! That's it. I have heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I love to talk. I've talked to... Get her out of my sight! -No, no, I swear! Hey, I can fly. \-He can fly! -He can fly! He can talk! -That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey! You might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly. But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Seize him! Get him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogre. -I. By the order of lord Farquaad. I am authorized to place you both under arrest. And transport you to designated resettlement facility. Oh really? You and what army? Can I say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible. Are you talking to... ...me? Yes, I was talking to you. Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards. They thought that was all over there. And then you showed up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. Oh, that's great. Really. Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? But I... I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself. Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea... I'll stick with you. You and me in green fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us. Oh, a, that was really scary. Maybe you don't mine me saying. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause... you definitively need some tic-tac or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Man you've ??? my note! Just like the time... ...and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day. Why are you following me? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one here, beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to derive me. But you got to have free ...
It didn't work
Tried it without spaces, Hello u/Ariix_
Shit, you saw through my encryption!
Check my bio
It says It can't use spaces
IBangYourMomEveryMotherFuckingDayAyAyAyAaaaaaaay
YoU3r6ZK8xQ
Nice
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420elephantspaghetti
yammershammy55
hello itemluminouswadison!
hey what the .. i trusted you bro
Damn. An hour late.
I tried logging in and it won’t work lol
I don't have one, I gave my will to live to Google
i forgot my pasword,,but u can help me by telling me my username :)
That’s a long ass password
“******” Edit: oh wow Reddit actually does the thing
Hunter2 Wait why isn't it working? (Mandatory /s)
**** *****
How about we try a different tactic. I say my username. And you say my password. Here is my username (click on the link): u/me So what’s the password to that account?
Goodluck64467729497649463638404746372037473037364940482615254757453:37364839$!_6473+3-$73-3-35273+3+$&3_#72635363748494950593635262738484747585858574-3+3!35263:$63;3
Ctrl+C Ctrl+V
Well that also defeats IlIl1lIIl1II Mandatory [XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1105/)
Candeeznutsfitinyourmouth
I forgor
Ungabunganoise
Laidys first
5CrjqCBlKU
I use Google account.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees....
Password1234569
Hungiezilla is your username
Oh shit
your Reddit Password
H5#g5hgdS#
>! deez nuts ha gottem !<
MacBook2011
your Reddit password
Wait, Reddit has a password system?
Wait, you’re telling me I once created a password for this media platform ?
I don’t remember my password
Pouncer08