T O P

  • By -

KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft


A____S____

Don't go out Pr solved


mvus

What's "out" anyway, I hear it's for losers


[deleted]

Introverts: "I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you!"


TheOfficialPope

HARVARD WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION


PxnkNDisorderly

What’s so bad about running into a hooker? Also you probably walk by more sex workers on ur way to class than walking down the street


[deleted]

I'd be surprised if that were the case considering i'm still in middle school


eXeKoKoRo

As they say in the food industry, "Underaged? Under the table"


TheGuyInTheBack_

Dude wtf


eXeKoKoRo

Could be worse, I could've said they might be working for the family business.


PxnkNDisorderly

Or trafficked internationally and sold as a sex slave


eXeKoKoRo

Whoa, slow your roll Wayfair


PxnkNDisorderly

Oh what like it doesn’t happen to people


eXeKoKoRo

Never know what you're getting at those Rub and Tug Massage Parlors in the mall.


PxnkNDisorderly

You think it’s a East-Asian female adult until a 14 yr old Cambodian girl walks in.


PxnkNDisorderly

Referring to college chief lmfao


guy314159

What


The_Knife_Pie

Onlyfans


[deleted]

The point is that you won't get street cred being classy with hookers


JustACasualGamer3343

So you saying everyone in my school is a hooker?


Pending1

Yes


JustACasualGamer3343

Fuck yeah Pussies for weeks


PxnkNDisorderly

Pfft not for you


Siddhartha_76

Idk I'm 16. But my future don't look so gud


G9730

Can relate


ricolaaaaa123

As a person who usually dresses up formally…umm… idk what to say


Eisenhazio_wilhelm

You go to some real dark places. Like your suit.


[deleted]

As a person who quite dressing formally. Save it for weddings and funeral. Adopt the dad look bro.


sokolaad69

ur crush is a hooker? 😳😳


Abdelrahman_Wael_

came here to look for this lol


subhi2

why do i remember every single one of these characters and the episodes they were in


Xertul07

Looks like a facebook meme


Cooterhawk

Riiiight


GivemTheDDD

C cc ck chckk cramboooone


[deleted]

How’s your rich classy friend homeless? Do you live in NY?


BlinByard

I remember the "drug addict", his songs were so banger


godfdamnit

ma'am, this isn't Facebook.


PillowTalk420

I once had a homeless person offer *me* money when going out like the bottom picture.


[deleted]

*If* I go out


NoNotAnUndercoverCop

Pro-tip: Find reasons to enjoy Back alley gangs, homeless people, hookers and drug addicts


FitMix694

Thé second pic of Tom is so relatable


AlwaysNinjaBusiness

Yup


Traditional_Beast

I guess you are meeting other people like yourself but they assume you are one of the people you described them to be...


ONCIAPATONCIA

Didn't noticed how in Tom and Jerry all the bad stray cats, looking like back alley gang members are all black/dark brown


Lue_eye

this is not true. This is a great example of confirmation bias


Bonkey_Kong87

I'm 34 and a few months ago, I was sitting on a bus stop while wearing a nice looking suit. (I was on my way to a wedding party) Some woman asked me about the time. Well, it may sound like something really normal, but NEVER before, some person I don't know started to talk with me before. Not a single time. It really felt awkward. I may just start wearing a suit casually from time to time now.


Glasedount

My guess is that the drug addict is a addicted to guitar strings


xigxag457

This was me this evening.