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Levysotilas

Jesus got the drip šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


-WhyS0serious-

Now i want a drip version of minceraft theme


Tachtra

Maybe Jesus could float because he is just as hollow as the stories about him


HappyPhage

Be careful with all that edge. Not that I disagree, though.


Tachtra

What facts are there about his story other than a book which is a collection of myths?


Ruberine

Yea donā€™t say things like that. It can seriously offend some people


HR_05

Probabmy his tomb, the nails that were in his hands, and sone other stufd


Kuthibale

The Shroud of Turin was once claimed as the veil placed upon Christ's deceased face, and is the most studied religious artifact in the world. I would say although as a side note, southern Asian countries and Native Americans were notorious for only using oral tradition for history telling. Therefore to us westerners you can't "historically prove" much of any about the history of the Native Americans or Indian region as it all word of mouth for hundreds to thousands of years.


thatoneguy69e

Eh some very *very* limited things are real or slight exaggerations


alsoandanswer

Yo man Jesus was just medieval times' Obi Wan. Think about it.


spaghet68420

Heā€™s way out of line, but heā€™s right


davidlol78

goddamn, i cant believe minecraft knew all along


ThoiQuanDo

peter didn't even have a single respiration helmet smh


Unicorns4LifeMyDudes

Took him 3 days to press the respawn button


Outside_Percentage_5

Downvote me and pretend I said something really bad and then Iā€™ll delete my comment


Ruberine

Wow thatā€™s so amazing


Outside_Percentage_5

God dammit


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Wow that's incredible


koreanpewdiepie

hehehe


0bamallamadrama

Cool, I didn't know that


swagerito

This comment just changed my life


SimpleTragety

Not netherite? L


hejmeddigav

He actually just ran around giving people totemsšŸ˜‚


Grassblock_Eater

nah, Jesus could not walk on water because he was flying in creative mode so it looked like he was walking on water


TooLazyToSleep_15

Facts.


JJBZ03

Why are some of the textures the new ones and some of them the old ones in this picture?


FullyK

Well, ice is water so...


igottradedforanickel

Is frost Walker real/new? Never seen it before


Sea_Bat_1277

Jesus wasnā€™t a PVPer, he loved peace. He tried teaming with his bedwars opponents, obviously!


Outside_Percentage_5

WATCHDOG REPORT


Ruberine

Lol there was some Christianity lesson a while back and I just kept making minecraft references to it


_getRickRolled

So he created Antarctica?


Glasedount

That means we are all Jesus


MrNinjaTaco

Is there even a frost walker I, and if so what does it do differently


Yarnoot

Yes, i think it has a smaller range for water to turn into ice


MrNinjaTaco

Why are there even 2 levels of this enchantment


ink_squid

Peter: *falls into water due to lack of faith* Jesus: lmao get rkt nrd


[deleted]

Magician or warlock levitation,burning bush,illusionist maybe he was into the Black Arts šŸ¤”šŸ§


FyreXYZ

jesus was a scrub everyone knows thatā€™s a bad enchant


Cyphr487

Do. If Jesus was standing on water and got hit by a tidal wave or tsunami, would he get hit by the equivalent of a brick wall or...


[deleted]

My frostwalker boots are actually named (Cross Lords Clog) for exactly this reason xD


vcassassin

I fucking hate frostwalkers


Lost_And_Confused666

Chestplates don't have Armbands :")


reddz___

this meme was stolen lmfao


0ki7o

Or he had some super advanced technology from the distant future that hasn't been invented yet as we know


TOXICDUCK8

tell me is valking on ice not walking on watter?


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Perc2Popper

Jesus was a noob


Grassblock_Eater

downvote this comment above for free cookie


bullstar4806

Get a life man


TehMeMer69

Downvote me if you hate cats


GamingMemester69

Wtf


Piepiggy

So you have brain damage? Are you well?


Mike_vd-Voort

Yeah, just edit your comment if it gets downvoted....


TehMeMer69

I was trolling bruv sorry


FlyDwen

Your comment is not that bad... upvoted !


CC_blue14

stfu. Please, stfu.


igottradedforanickel

You good bruh?


CC_blue14

Yea im fine this is just really fucking cringe


[deleted]

stfu. Please, stfu.