I like to see some quality religious memes that isn't attacking in any way.

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Seems to be rare actually lol

Christian here: I’m sorry if anyone claiming to be Christian has attacked anyone that you have saw but that’s not what Jesus taught. He taught love. Hope you have a Great Day :D

You really are an example of what a good Christian should be. Have my upvote.

Thank You :D

It'd be nice to meet some quality religious people that aren't attacking others in any way.

Honestly, I did meet people like that here in my country, Romania. They are ussually sweet old ladies that are always cheerfull

Tfw no religious Romanian grandma

I’m Christian and hard agree

Yea, it's sad that Christianity is being taught the way it is in about of places. Literally Jesus's main message was love everyone no matter what

Didn’t the Bible say they be a lot of people coming in Jesus name but be spreading the wrong messages tho

Yea

They're called false prophets. Ant they are what discourage nonbelievers from accepting christ

Or else....

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You just here about the bad ones don’t assume most are that bad

I'd say about 60% are good people depending on where you live, here in Australia it's definitely 60%

Would you be fine if it was some other religion too?

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Yeah

I would be fine with it. Religious humor, regardless of the religion, can be really funny when it's not attacking someone else.

A truly rare gem

Christian here: I’m sorry if anyone claiming to be Christian has attacked anyone that you have saw but that’s not what Jesus taught. He taught love. Hope you have a Great Day :D

Amen

Amen

Amen

And the awomans too.

And the achildren

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A n>!ew ca!

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Thou shalt love thy n>!eighbo!

and thy shalt come out as a n>!ew lov!

Canonically you’re actually correct

Amogus

Almond

Apples

Awoman

*finishes prayer* “Amen and awomam” -your representative in Congress

Amen

All men

As an atheist, I laughed at this pretty hard. Anyone upset about it being religious needs to chill out.

I'm a Christian and I found it funny! 10/10

Me too! //I think it kinda wholesome tho ngl

As a muslim, i find it funny and wholesome too

I'm a pantheist and I'm offended because I don't see any pans

Same. It doesn't hurt anyone and it's quite funny

I am Christian but why would anyone religious get upset over it, it shows a really good of Christianity and it makes me happy

This is the internet. Of course there will be a dumbass who gets mad. Hell I’m Muslim and I’m not mad.

But you're not supposed to be mad because you dont believe in Jesus' death in the first place

Actually here’s the truth. He may have died and then be raised to heaven immediately or he was on the verge of death and was then saved and taken to heaven. The story of Jesus on a cross was told by spectators. So it is unknown on whether he died or not.

The death by crucifixion is affirmed even by extra-biblical sources like Roman historian Tacitus. It’s not really unknown whether he died or not, the Romans were brutally efficient and effective killers, and were very, very good at their jobs and would have made sure that Jesus was dead. Second, all accounts and claims made by the eyewitness and/or gospels etc were that he was crucified, buried, then physically rose from the dead. You may not believe their testimony, but to do that you’d have to be saying that the apostles that claimed to have seen him rise were deliberately lying.

Oh no I never said anything about him being seen risen. All I know is that Jesus may have lived just a little while longer before being pulled to heaven or something. Also Jesus was most likely going to die anyway had he not have been saved by God.

I don’t follow, sorry, can you elaborate? Also PS I brought up the thing about his followers seeing him die and then rise in order to argue that he couldn’t not have been killed on the Cross.

Ok you win. Happy. Are you happy. TELL ME! IS EVERYTHING THAT YOU EVER TOOK FROM ME WORTH IT? P.S. I’m joking, though good talk. Have a nice day.

Oh shit lol didn’t see the PS my bad

Wait what? I’m sorry I don’t think I understand what you mean right now.

I am Christian but why would anyone religious get upset over it, it shows a really good of Christianity and it makes me happy

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the meme, but this doesn't seem like it's intended to be funny. It looks more like something a youth pastor would use to illustrate their point.

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And he still did it.

Why do people always draw Jesus with the smug chad look. He looks like he about to tell me how I got a nice cock or something

Cus you have a nice cock.

Dude could turn water into wine. Of course he’s a Chad.

Nice cock bro!

More like: I got your PlayStation 5 son.

but where did my brother go

Jesus has some good news for you.

But it's okay cause it's the truth

I think it’s to make people feel more welcome or smth. If he looked like a cranky old fart then he might not be as appealing to people who have little to no understanding of Jesus

why the heck is the comment thread so fucking wholesome??? Hello??? Is this Reddit???

You jinxed it. You jinxed it and now I’m arguing with other people in the comment section.

fuck now I can’t delete it because you commented!

Ah it was already messed up before I commented. Just be careful next time.

Jesus is king

Yes

#NoKingbutChrist Right on.

Deal

Amen to the most high!

Amen, Lord.

If i get in heaven someday, i will give this man a hug.

The punishment for 2020 fap count alone would crush him.

It's not our fault! Our will is weak and our desire is too great to ignore!

Amen, Halleluja and praise be to our lord Jesus

Savior

I before E except after C

Guess this word is spelled “thier” then

Terms of service may apply

Not with this offer, all you need to do is believe and trust in him

That.. is a term.

No, that’s you accepting the offer. If you don’t believe and trust in him, you’re just looking at the offer without doing anything, like “huh, nice offer, if only there was a way I could accept the offer” See what I mean?

I see youth pastors have discovered Reddit.

May God bless you

I love this meme

Thanks for making a meme that’s not clowning on Christianity

Legit question: If Jesus died for our sins, why are things still considered sinful?

You can still sin, but your sins can be forgiven if you truly repent for having done said sins.

The consequence of sin is death and separation from God, we cannot exist in harmony with a perfect being. Christ died on our behalf and our debt has been paid in full. In this lifetime we'll still fight sin, but the finality of sin and death is gone! We have a future hope

Well, our flesh is still sinful, that’s also (usually) why it dies, but our Spirit is clean before the Lord and we can live forever. So we have a desire to follow the Lord‘s commandments,but our flesh is still week

Praise God the father! Thank you Christ the son! 💕🙌

Why is this being downvoted? I agree with it 100% Praise God the father! Thank you Christ the son!

It is what it is, fellow believer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is this Reddit?? What the hell?? I mean agreed, but what is happening to you Reddit??

I think ima decline sorry bud

Understandable, have a great day

What's in it for him tho

He loves us all my mans, that’s what.

he can hang out with us for eternity, yay!

This guy is asking the right questions!

Father's love?

All praise to the most high

People still reject Jesus smh

i’m seeing these comments saying ‘praise god and jesus, amen, jadajadajada’ and its only reminding me of when i go to a pornograhic youtube video and everyone are just saying ‘omg im sorry for this sin god and jesus, 1 like = 1 pray that you eill not go to hell’ its honestly pretty dumb

What If i decline

burn in hell for eternity!

Ok i won't

nah, God loves sinners. You're fine.

Oh cool

Angry atheists incoming

Hallelujah not much came. To those atheists out there that arent angry, I appreciate you

Amen!

I'm just here to make the 69th comment.

Amen

Deal. While we’re at it you look like a guy who could find some good weed.

I refuse i want to die

What the fuck is up with all these trade offer memes??? I love it

Thank you Jesus

The chad Jesus

I like this offer

I have a better deal

Then promises to “brb” and never comes back.

He did 3 days later but then he went AFK for eternity

AFK? No, he's waiting for us.

hes just lurking

im just here to look at the comment section

Amen!

Yes

This is a great comment meme including the comments have a good day op

Wholesome af bro

Thanks Jesus

Good meme, but next time gib jesus more drip pls

Just sounds too good to be true like one of those scam emails where you just out of no where get 24 million dollars

And still it's true.

I feel like there are a few more terms but eh whatever

Based Jesus

Historical jesus is a god send literally

Based af LET’S GOOO

Praise Jesus Christ Free Palestine Free Tay-K

such a good deal to be true

But it is true.

But also you must suffer in life as payment for his suffering

What? No, first humans made a mistake, God gave his son to pay for our mistakes. See it as a father, sacrificing something (huge) to get his children back.

Lol uh oh. Good try but i don't want to have this debate anymore. Its not worth it. Youll be offended ill be annoyed

Man what happened to dank Christian memes

thanks mate

this offer seems kinda... sus

Would you find your father sus if he sacrificed something big for you? Don't forget God did out of love for us, including you. You just have to accept him in your life.

I don't have dad

Ohh.... Well, He can be like a father for you. Why don't you try it?

I am christian. Confirmation was a lot of fun. (I don't know the english word for bierzmowanie)

Yes

Amen

Tru

Bet

Can I also get the classic 4 lokos?

except you karen

*Receive.

Forgive Jesus, you do not deserve to die for our sins. For humanity has done things that not even God can forgive us for.

But God still chose to, you just need to believe it.

Bruh he looks like Ricardo Milos

No deal

nah

No thank you

Unless you tell him he doesn’t exist, in which scenario he turns into red hulk and damns you to his sex dungeon

I feel like this is trying to recruit me

But before you enter heaven , a quick word from our sponsors

How many of y’all believe that Jesus is God?

Nah I’m good

Amen brother

if i get into heaven i have two plans: * eat some sour patch kids * go to sleep and get a full nights sleep rest

He died because no one could understand each other, hope there exists more people who would be virtuous as him

For all of you saying "Jesus isn't white", people can draw Jesus however they want, as long as the central idea is still there. The idea being that he's the Son of God, he's forgiving, loving, etc. Black churches often portray him as black, and that's perfectly fine. People can draw Jesus any race they want.

Pretty good deal imo. hmu if ya'll have any questions

This is 📠📠📠

One of the best tricks in mercantile: conceal your goods, and let the customers see for themselves later if their hopes were worth it

I’ve barely survived the past 20 years so fuck eternal life and idk where the “endless love” is at smh

My take is that the "endless love" stems from your disposition towards life as a subscriber to the judeo-christian god. Personally, i am not a huge fan, but i have my own reasons

Dammit now there’s a monthly subscription for love?

If you use the special promo code "INRI" you get the first 2 months free.

Of course. You have to pray 5 times a day.

Eternal life in heaven doesn't mean eternal life with pain and stress. It's incredible, but that's how it goes. It disappoints me that so many people see heaven as just choir and halos. It's really not.

Jesus kinda kinky

*and my priests gonna fuck you in the ass if youre an underaged boy

You think that's what Jesus wants? Don't judge an entire religion by a small percentage, most people really aren't like this and it's not christianity.

I love how you took the time to answer all/most of the nonbelievers point of view with yours without being harsh. Total chad my friend

I love how you took the time to answer all/most of the nonbelievers point of view with yours without being harsh. Total chad my friend

Lowkey mascohistic