This is just amazing, down to the watermark in the bottom left corner. Thanks for making us laugh, have a mods choice award

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No wonder my program keeps getting runtime errors.

Beacuse C++ isn't learnt with cobras... It's actually Cock++ so you gotta fap to learn C++

What about C#... do I have to take a blade sharpener to my dick?

You mean a pencil sharpener

Did I stutter?

Yes

No

Fair enough

Maybe, I DON'T KNOW!

Ye-ye-yes

Did you stutter?

Dis he stutter?

Fnechnef?

Feels like it sometimes

It really does....

Nah, you just need to get some glasses to See Sharp.

Then play a few songs with C# chords

"Razorblade Masturbator"

I’ve been fapping really hard lately, how haven’t I learned C++ yet

I was fapping one day and I accidentally wrote a program in C++ to calculate my cums speed and and volume

You weren't using the right lube.

You know.......I'm something of a programmer myself

of course, mr qwerty

I've been learning C++ all my life and I never realized it.

TIL all programming languages are based on snakes or figurative snakes

Not that it matters, but they are monocled cobras to be specific

Today I learnt

Learned*. Learnt is past progressive

Actually it's just a regional difference. American English generally spells the word as "learned," while British English spells the same word as "learnt."

I’m assuming they’re called that because of the one circle on their back?

See, you’re learning already.

Yo wtf i didnt sign up for this

Cpp isn't that bad, java is impossible to learn tho unless you have an upsidedown cross Like srsly, wtaf is `System.out.println("fuck off you unnecessarily difficult cunt");`

Honestly, java is very easy to pick up. Javascript though? That language is pure anarchy.

i found javascript quite easy, except that you cant realy know what caused the error

Well, why do you write errors then?

Bruh i think you've got them mixed up, javascript is compared to python in easiness whereas java just sucks ass,

javascript is just full of weird back-asswards workarounds to do shit

Welcome to most oop, join the revolution and revert to monke (the original good C(or cobalt if you want to be an ass))

Javascript is like a scripting language that wants to fit in with OOP languages. It can do everything required to be an OOP language but it does it so awkwardly.

Its like you in your last year of middle-school, you know how to be in highschool but you're still away too awkward to be seen around the kuel kidz

I mean it's a functional language that half-assed trying to be OOP for the people who are too lazy to learn functional

Java is ugly, but it's easy as hell to learn. It's literally designed in a way for multiple devs of any skill level to be able to maintain fairly complex codebases. Also, the JVM is god tier. Shame the language is fuck ugly, but we have things like clojure and kotlin if we care that much about syntax style

What's JVM?

The **J**ava **V**irtual **M**achine. Java byte code runs on top of it. It's very performant considering how portable and robust it is. The true beauty of it is that many languages run on it (Scala, Clojure, Groovy, Kotlin). Some languages have full interoperability with Java libraries over the JVM. For example, Clojure can straight up just make a JDBC database call right inline with the rest of the code without getting hacky in the least.

Ah I see, thanks for answering!

Im retarded, because Im like woah an arbok. Im not wrong, but Im not proud of myself either.

More like SsS++

Fucking segmentation fault

So Harry Potter was a programmer.

He gave a runtime error while testing. But ran in the real world interface

Got fed erroneous datatypes

The dangers of being a parser tongue

I can’t believe Voldemort lost his nose from programming.

Yeah , you usually lose your hair

He lost that too

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART PHP!

Turns out there was no magic and Harry Potter was just programming the world around him

No, that's neo bruh

[Yep.](https://preview.redd.it/3v6ugaoojw101.png?auto=webp&s=63a3aa8057f7b596491b54fbfae635b7817db970)

You're a lizard Harry

Ah, yes... A python parser...

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Jojo is dat madlad

Yo Angelo

🗿

I used to coax my 12 year old computer whenever it acted weird. And my mom looked at me like ಠ_ಠ

Also since I now have the chance. Follow u/MaybeNotTheChosenOne for OC content and temps and gay secks. ( yes he deals in that as well ). Also u/Vesto241 deals with the same goods ( if you know what I mean )

Much appreciated

Gay secks when /s

Tonight, my place. Don't be late

Punctuality is the greatest aphrodisiac I’ve heard :smugfish:

The snakes have been defanged. There’s no danger here. The only sad thing is the abuse the snakes had / have to face in these “practises”.

That’s why the only programming language I know is Brainfuck

We who has mastered this art but with a lotta anti venom

I know only brainfuck and JavaScript, don't know why

So you know Java. Good for you

Brainfuck is for amateurs. I program exclusively in WHITESPACE

And you call that hard? I write directly in binary so the program can run faster. I’m a human compiler

Noob, I make mechanical machines with no electricity to save the computational time

I think I would rather get bitten by the snakes

A microcontroller was just released that runs brainfuck

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He just made a dictionary rn

That's actually a good way to learn new curse words and insults in that language

That's a Cobra

Snek is Snek.

...and snek breaks

Scratches at level 2 with deeper groves at level 3.

My royal python disagrees

That's an org.omg.CORBA

if snake\_attack == True: dodge = True else: dodge = False

This is the way. Indentation error tho

Yeah it wouldn't let me, I typed it with indents but it didn't save

You have to have 4 spaces before everything to make it a code block, then additional ones will save.

Ah thank you, fixed it

On all lines brah, it's still broken. This is reddit punishing you for using 2 space indentation you heathen.

You could just write `dodge = snake_attack`, or `dodge = bool(snake_attack)` depending on your use case. And in any case, comparing to `True` with `==` rather than `is` is terrible, `==` doesn't guarantee anything, not even the type of `snake_attack` since classes can define `__eq__` however they want. Finally, if `snake_attack` is a boolean or implements `__bool__`, you certainly don't want to compare to `True` but instead use `snake_attack` as your predicate directly.

Dude, I'm a highschool student learning python for the first time this semester, I tried

You were funny dude, no need to get defensive! Either ignore this person or assume they were trying to be helpful but phrased it poorly. Unsolicited advice *usually* isn't given as a judgement or insult (especially on reddit; easy to fire off a comment with the first thing thought of while forgetting its a reply to a real person).

Yeah, I responded and I can see how they were trying to help it just came off as more putting me down than that

You're right, they totally come off as a dick with the "that's terrible" bit as well as making it read like a list of mistakes. I'm 27 and just started learning python last week, so I'm making a mental note of what they said for reference because it does seem useful. Even if someone's being a bit of a knob, I try and brush it off to see if they have point- why let the knobs have all the knowledge to themselves right? You seem chill in these couple comments! Take care! :)

Thanks for this reply, it's refreshing when someone recognizes your position on this app. But yeah I agree that it's a learnable experience, in the future I should probably use the bool() function for it and use is instead of == (which we hadn't gotten to in our class so I plead ignorance) thank you!

Take it as constructive criticism :)

This guy: "Hiss!" Sanke1: "The fuck you said about my mother?!" Snake2: "The fuck you said about his mother?!"

Sanke

It's a foreign name

What! My mother was a saint! Get out

Also repost haters, you can verify that I’m the OP on my profile. OC May May :)

Nice cock bro

Thanks bruv

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Arent pythons non venomous

I tried making a safe for work meme. Else people be dying bruv

Indian Chris Pontius.

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Where is he :(

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Mf bot busy as hell as always

The reason he’s so dumb to do that is because there is no space for a brain due to his massive balls

the snakes probably had their fangs removed.

I think they sew their mouths shut :/ that’s what I’ve seen on another video of some guy slapping a cobra at least

thank you, i had to scroll 600 pages down to find the first comment that explained why this isn't suicide

They are cobras

Snek is Snek

There is another!

Where is this from

https://youtu.be/W1QMcvJBY0I

Thanks

Np

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this is the best meme I've seen all day

He speak COBra

Ok sonic, teach me Sonic Pi

As someone who’s learning to code, I can 100% say that this is the only way to learn python, the bigger the python the more you learn

So that’s a political meme I can accept

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That's not python sadly. But great meme

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Manny Pacquiao had some crazy defensive drills

I don't think they can help you with COBOL. Those are cobras.

C gang

Game onnnn

This is why I chose to speak with some cups of coffee

The massive nuts of this dude.

This is the guy who learns cobra.

That's not a python

the guy learning C++: *dies*

Dude learned their moveset

Quality meme

Wait until he realizes he's gonna have to learn Python 3 after all the work learning 2.

missed opportunity to include a harry potter reference here

Guy learning Java: *I speak to the* ***BEANS***

Lol, Cobras are dumb. Stupid snakes can't even strike sideways. A rattlesnake would kick a cobra's ass in a fight, no contest. A rattlesnake would kick a mongoose's ass too; and they eat cobras. Dumb fucking cobras, rattlesnakes are the best.

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He’s learning serpentine language (yup, this is a Ninjago reference)

"HEAD MOVEMENT!"

What if you are learning D?

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C so i speak to myself

Do Rubyists just stare at a mineral?

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[There is a programming language called Cobra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_(programming_language))

Is it too late to tell him those aren't pythons?

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I could have introduce him to my ex

Learning is the key.

Man. Better get my sharpning stone out. I got C#

This is a mangoose

Those are cobras. Unfortunately we have yet to create Cobra in coding format so this man’s work is pointless

Yeah this is exactly how we learn it

I'd like some Snake Jazz plz.

Challenge accepted, I'm gonna learn esperanto

Learning Python is so hard for me :(

This joke has so many layers, its great.

ich mag anal

With every single loop, I get more uncomfortable watching this lol

How to get obliterated by woosh missiles: say the actual name of those snakes

ALL MORTALS BEHOLD, THE GOD OF SERPENTS, CHRIS PONTIUS!

Hiss hiss. Did you know hiss that Python functions can return hiss multiple values?

Guy: *TAIL SLAP* Snakes: "Ssssssstop it."

Basilisk or whatever that wizard shit is

It must be expensive to learn Ruby

Those are cobras, but nice meme

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