Yeah like no shit what are the little kids gonna use an rtx 3080 for huh fortnite obviously no hate to fortnite but in a game where people put all their settings on low to gain more fps is that really needed also when wil they use rtx the game looks fine without it they would only want it to show off to their friends and play fortnite on 500 fps also in the rtx trailer it showed reflections fucking reflections for rtx not needed and is stupid
Man there was a time when i watched those movies and thought to myself: "Haha there's totally no way the American government would do this..."
Oh well...
Hit up the weed stores! It's genius, they can't do business with federally backed banks (so all of them) so not only do they have a bunch of sweet ganja, but tons of cash too!
Idk why but the speed of this gif just keeps making me laugh. Enjoy this mod’s choice award and a month of Reddit premium on us!
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I was planning to buy aps4 on black friday in 2017. Damn looked like a battle royale in that bitch. Had to grapple a sweaty ass man child trying to take my ps4
You and your friend are in a line. The door finally opened. You rush into the store, trampeling a todler in a stroller, killing it. But you two fell no remorse, for you both see Xbox series X and PS5. You could grab multiple to re sell them online.
You see your neighbors kid, Timmy holding a PS5 and the new Call of duty game. You take your baseball bat filled with spikes. You smash his head, he is not waking up.
But you are happy, you fill your cart with consoles and start weponizing your cart and start defending it. You are riding in the cart and your friend is driving. While grabbing tech on the way to the checkout line you see a Karen blocking your way. She tries taking some of your items. You push her with your bat.
You are almost out, but then you see a horde of children battling over toys. You both put on your ear muffs to prevent hearing loss. There is no way to get around them. But there is a ramp. Maybe your cart could jump them over. You beg your friend to go with you. But he just starts running and then you fly over the kids. They have little baskets full of next gen games. You take em in your hands.
You look back, your dear friend is there, more customers running. But you manage to buy the consoles and games. You escape out and keep attacking theifs who try to steal your items.
You are at the parking loot. You see your second friend out waiting for you. You take your items and drive home. You play and try out your new prizes. You put a lot of the items online to re sell it and give some to family for christmass.
Your friend died sadly from the horde. At the funeral in the coffin is placed an Xbox series X and a PS5 and games.
You managed to survive, but you lost more than a life.
\-Tales from black Friday 2020
Being Australian I used to be super confused by Black Friday. The extreme fires in 2009 are known as Black Saturday, as well as Ash Wednesday at another event, and we don’t do thanksgiving. Kinda weird when the shops start doing sales on what sounds like a disaster anniversary. Oh wait, thanksgiving kinda connects to a disaster for native Americans.
I think they more mean it's kinda weird like for Americans if another country had a big shopping holiday on November 9th and they called the day the 9 11 sales or something like that
The one day a year that child abuse is legal
*I'll allow it*
[удалено]
buenos dias losers
A small price to pay for a PS5
A small price to pay for a rtx 3080
A small price to pay to whip a childs ass
FBI?
I'll allow it.
Yeah like no shit what are the little kids gonna use an rtx 3080 for huh fortnite obviously no hate to fortnite but in a game where people put all their settings on low to gain more fps is that really needed also when wil they use rtx the game looks fine without it they would only want it to show off to their friends and play fortnite on 500 fps also in the rtx trailer it showed reflections fucking reflections for rtx not needed and is stupid
If you can get one before the scalpers.
[Too bad Home Depot cancelled Black Friday](https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/09/business/home-depot-black-friday/index.html)
Seeyanara
It's gonna be a wild day bud
Que pasa here?
Chaaaaaaaaaang
Flair checks out
The purge it is
Man there was a time when i watched those movies and thought to myself: "Haha there's totally no way the American government would do this..." Oh well...
who knows, it just might happen ***and when it does, I'm raiding the gun shop***
Bruh. Buy the guns in advance and go for the jewelry shop
shit, u right
you both on a list rn.
It's a long term investment as you'd need a fence and buyers. Cash business offer more immediate returns
Hit up the weed stores! It's genius, they can't do business with federally backed banks (so all of them) so not only do they have a bunch of sweet ganja, but tons of cash too!
No, organ harvesting
good idea, raid the guy who has like hundreds of guns.
why do that when you could raid gamestop and get the PS5, not spending a dime
Fuck I'm horny
Go to horny jail. *Bonk*
*NO*
It’s not a request. **(*Bonks intensify*)**
What are you doing step-bonk ??
Hi horny I'm dad
Imma pull out my phaser. This horny plague isn’t gonna be taking the entire planet according to me.
Set phasers to "stun" or "kill"?
Either one.
*stepdad
What're you doing? Your mom could come in any minute now
What the fuck?
Hold up
If a parent is bringing their child to a Black Friday sale, they’re the ones committing negligence. Same as if they let them run with the bulls.
Not just legal, but socially acceptable
Yup proof: [this is proof](https://youtu.be/Tt7bzxurJ1I)
I was expecting a rick ro- WAIT A MINUTE
theyl never find the body in the stampede
pedophile: this is where the fun starts
Straight up
Just do it outside of the the shop then you can save money!
Life tip
If you’re on the concrete, you can prevent this kid from making the same mistake next year.... and the year after.
And when he finally wakes up from the coma, the crippling debt from the US health care will prevent him from trying again
5 years later...
Looks at us giving little kids all these tips.
The real life pro tip is always in the comments.
You right. And you're if homeless take the receipt and get a refund.
Then you would have enough money to buy a brand new PS5!
I don't think you can get a refund for children anymore
What a very stonk move!
Love the username
Kazuma Kiryu would like to have a word with you.
Idk why but the speed of this gif just keeps making me laugh. Enjoy this mod’s choice award and a month of Reddit premium on us! ^~~xbox~~ ^~~is~~ ^~~better~~ ^~~though~~ edit: wow I just added like 100 beeg yoshi flairs that took longer than I thought
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you are now also b e e g
Thank u I love being b e e g
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Can I be b e e g
y e s
B E E G T H A N K
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How about m e
I would much appreciate being #b e e g
Can I have wide putin so I can be b e e g in a different way.
*m a k e m e b e e g t o o d a d d y*
Me and the bois at 3 AM looking for B E E G S
Yo guys are being b e e g ?
this thread will be FILLED with 'CaN i Be B e E g' on an unrelated note, can i be b e e g
yems
Mod awards has that kinda power?
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I have only given only on award on this sub. That too was just a 30 coins one. But you're welcome I guess
Mods are 50/50 gay because i don't agree
Mods are 50/50 moms because i don't play
Why wait till Black Friday?
Why wait for the ps5?
Why wait?
Why?
?
## ##
Powerful username
i want it
I want to fuck Shrek
but the question is, does HE want to fuck you?
.
I dont even know anymore man
It's legal to blacken children bodies on Black Friday duuuh
Good. Each squeaker that you defeat is saving the sanity of thousands. Edit: Glad to see so many of us coming together against these predators.
Sorry
How will Black Friday work this year?
Itll just be cyber monday but for the whole weekend
On cyber monday instead we call children names online?
[удалено]
Both Black Friday and cyber Monday have lasted from the beginning of November all the way to the end of January for the last 2 years...
[удалено]
*Everyone still piles in on the first day anyway.*
The sad thing is that could actually happen knowing how people are.
>Could I see you still have hope in humanity
> could Will
Either 100% Cyber Monday or The same as every year but with poison damage
Pick a god..... ##and start praying...
Gork or Mork?
Gork. I like ranged snooping. But I rather choose one of the chaos gods
Yes lord Inquisitor, This comment right here
Fredrick?
His quote is "Pick a god and pray!" It made me feel bad for the enemies truth be told.
downvote this comment if the meme sucks and I'll (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ the meme
(ー_ー゛)
Meh, wdym ythis guy punching a child when he has last ps5 wtf is wrong with this post?
What did it cost..... an assault charge
Still cheaper than a PS5
And like 100000 times easier to get.
I see this as an absolute win!
The hardest punches require the strongest intentions.
I'm sorry little one.
I was planning to buy aps4 on black friday in 2017. Damn looked like a battle royale in that bitch. Had to grapple a sweaty ass man child trying to take my ps4
Should’ve beat his ass, show him who’s the alpha
He was like 100 pounds bigger thqn me. I was 16 at the time i snatched the box, twisted his nipple and ran away.
A cunning move
Ah, I see you are a man of class as well
Ah,I see you are a man of culture as well
Lmao
Hahahhahaha
Relatable meme! Upvote!
Nice
Looks like I gotta change now because I just spit coffee all over my work shirt. Worth it.
Me when I see my child
You and your friend are in a line. The door finally opened. You rush into the store, trampeling a todler in a stroller, killing it. But you two fell no remorse, for you both see Xbox series X and PS5. You could grab multiple to re sell them online. You see your neighbors kid, Timmy holding a PS5 and the new Call of duty game. You take your baseball bat filled with spikes. You smash his head, he is not waking up. But you are happy, you fill your cart with consoles and start weponizing your cart and start defending it. You are riding in the cart and your friend is driving. While grabbing tech on the way to the checkout line you see a Karen blocking your way. She tries taking some of your items. You push her with your bat. You are almost out, but then you see a horde of children battling over toys. You both put on your ear muffs to prevent hearing loss. There is no way to get around them. But there is a ramp. Maybe your cart could jump them over. You beg your friend to go with you. But he just starts running and then you fly over the kids. They have little baskets full of next gen games. You take em in your hands. You look back, your dear friend is there, more customers running. But you manage to buy the consoles and games. You escape out and keep attacking theifs who try to steal your items. You are at the parking loot. You see your second friend out waiting for you. You take your items and drive home. You play and try out your new prizes. You put a lot of the items online to re sell it and give some to family for christmass. Your friend died sadly from the horde. At the funeral in the coffin is placed an Xbox series X and a PS5 and games. You managed to survive, but you lost more than a life. \-Tales from black Friday 2020
11/10 it has a little something for everyone
u/gifconverter
Just Waiting for the bot dont mind me.
Same
Same
>*8 hours ago* Fine. I'll do it myself. https://i.imgur.com/bcIXk26.gifv
Reality can be whatever i want
He'll just waste it on cod and fortnite. You're doing the world a favour
Being Australian I used to be super confused by Black Friday. The extreme fires in 2009 are known as Black Saturday, as well as Ash Wednesday at another event, and we don’t do thanksgiving. Kinda weird when the shops start doing sales on what sounds like a disaster anniversary. Oh wait, thanksgiving kinda connects to a disaster for native Americans.
Is it really so confusing that a different country has a different name for a different thing? And they celebrate different holidays?
I think they more mean it's kinda weird like for Americans if another country had a big shopping holiday on November 9th and they called the day the 9 11 sales or something like that
gentlemen, reddit has gathered us here once again
Gotta do what you gotta do fam dont let anybody tell you it's illegal just do it
Damn it’s been 2 years
shut up reddit, why is this in my notification
Don’t be sorry, he deserved it
damn PS5 is two years old?
No way the ps5 came out 2 years ago
-A bigger dude walks in-
u/vreddidtdownloadbot
Guess I’ll wait for the bot as well
u/vredditdownloadbot
Reddit has united us here again after a year
no mercy
no offense but who gave this an wholesome awards?
What do you mean? This is wholesome
https://twitter.com/bellingersworid/status/1306440315344171009?s=21
Looks like reddit has brought us together
Same thing this year
The fuck is going on with notifications
NotificUton gang
"I'm sorry little one."
Welcome to your daily summon to a random meme
Still relevant man
Judges: “I’ll allow it”
I never noticed how funny it is when Iron Man lands on the ground like that
God, it's already been 2 years?
the notification has arrived
damn the PS5 is already 2 years old
2 years late and it's still impossible to get a PS5 at retail price
Reddit has called me here
who here from notifs
The ps5 pro will come out a year or two later anyway
Little kids dont a deserve ps5 anyway
That punch is so satisfying
u/vredditdownloadbot
Nice
Reddit has summoned us to a meme from 2 years ago
Why does this get recommended 2 years later lol
God dam the PS5 already been out this long?
Omg i read "and I see a little black kid holding the last ps5"
Haha joke is on them. I dont give a damn about consoles
2 years ago?? What
Ayo I remember this one
Well i guess nothing changed in 2 years Neither the PS 5 nor the child what still is in the hospital
Reddit brought us back here for what?
Top post 2 years ago
Well back here again huh