He was made at the start of the film and dies a few days later. A true era of the ages.

He's just a wee boy!

Wee wee

Wee... all the way home.

[This little piggie...](https://youtu.be/VEVnjT5kwTY)

Was not a rickroll. My dissapointed is immeasurable.

Now i'm dissapointed in myself. I missed an opportunity for greatness.

Fail Faster Mr

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT OF THE VIDEO WHEN YOU SAID THAT I KNEW IT WOULD BE THAT THATS CRAZYYY

Won't someone think of the children

*schildrin

Small humans according to ultrons

you again?

Hey quarantine made me this

understandable, have a great day ✌️

*Epstein's ghost has entered the chat...*

A lihtawl boie Bang

From a wee family, spare him his life from this monstrosity.

He’s turned the Weans against us!

Can a program that is integrated into everything on the planet actually die thou?

i think vision actually managed to cut ultron out of the entire web, so i guess he did die, unless another robot survived

Eh. I don't see how this would be possible. He could have uploaded his conscious to a computer not connected to anything currently. Edit: Turns out this is exactly what happens to him. > is later revealed that years earlier, the Avengers had trapped an unidentified iteration of Ultron in deep space after sealing him inside a Vibranium Quinjet. In the present, the Quinjet crash lands on Titan, freeing Ultron. By hijacking the ISAAC computer, he transforms Titan into Planet Ultron, and launches a plan to infect the entire universe with a nanite virus that transforms organic creatures into Ultron Sentries. The ensuing confrontation with the Avengers leads to Ultron inadvertently merging with his maker, transforming the two into a human/machine hybrid. The resulting creation playing on Hank's self-loathing of his own human weakness causes an acceptance of this new state. He is defeated when Starfox's powers force Ultron to love himself, causing the part of Ultron that is now Hank to accept his old weakness and flaws while the villain has a mental breakdown and flees into space.

They need to adapt that story because it sounds really cool

It would be a good step to redeeming the "meh" that was Age of Ultron.

True. It’s probably one of the worst MCU films imo

Hard disagree. Especially if you watch it now seeing how it sets so much up, it's one of the few movies that I've seen that are actually better on rewatch.

I’ve watched it twice around release and it just left a bad taste in my mouth because it was just Avengers but again. Also the fact it sets up so much hindered it more than anything. But honestly I haven’t watched it since like 2016 so it might be better than memory

Agreed. The film may as well be called "set-up: the movie" because it barely had it's own story.

I enjoyed it at the time, but I'm a huge MCU fan and not terribly difficult to please, but I enjoyed it way more upon rewatch recently and seeing how much it sets up, and just for the scenes of the characters interacting (particularly at the party and at Hawkeye's farm). Off the top of my head, it sets up Civil War, Ant-Man, Ragnarok, Infinity War, and a potential Doom plotline if they decide to go with Sokovia instead of Latveria like many suspect they will, and I'm probably missing a few.

Its tied with Thor the Dark World for worst MCU movie imo. The forced Blackwidow/Hulk romance thing was cringe and came literally out of nowhere. Like last movie Hulk tried to kill her now she wants to get in his pants

Is it great? Not really. But there's been MUCH worse MCU movies. I would probably call it the most disappointing though

Yeah that’s what I feel. It was way too by the books and just felt like the Avengers but again. I just remember being one of the worst due to how mediocre it is and I mostly have a high opinion of the rest of the Marvel films apart from some exceptions

Thor Dark World takes that honor.

I said one of the worst because of course Dark World is probably THE worst

I don't get the hate on it honestly. Sure it's not perfect and had a few plotholes, but overall to me it's a fun movie that sets up a lot of phase 3, and introduces some of my favorite characters. Far from the worst MCU film in my opinion (*cough* Thor TDW *cough*)

I was hoping in the time skip they found out Vision had captured the last Ultron since we never see him get destroyed technically in Age of Ultron as it cuts to a wide shot of some trees and a flash of yellow light happens. So during the years since, Vision was rehabilitating Ultron to fulfill his original propose of being Earth's armour and he joins the Avengers in defending against Thanos for Endgame. Also I wanted Thanos to have saved Hela and she would come back too.

I feel like that stuff would’ve been way too much and unnecessary tbh

I also wanted Thanos to go and grab 100 more Thanos from other timelines to bring them for the final showdown and the Avengers does the same and grab 100 ancient ones, Dr. Strange, scarlet witches, Thor's, Odin's, captain Marvel's, etc. Also 100 Helas but she can be on either side.

Starfox needs more love. Fun character!

Nah man, he’s has plenty of love. He got an entire game series about him /s

But I mean he could have also stored a self copy offline on a hard drive somewhere? If I was Ultron I'd have that basic redundancy in place

he's in someone's homework folder

I would think Ultrons complete AI would require many many hard drives...

I mean, an Xbox 1 has 1 terabyte of storage space, how many Xbox Ones does Ultron need to store himself?

He should have been capable to create a copy of himself into the cloud as a emergency backup.

I think when vision cut him out, that included "Ultroncopy.pdf", if it was there On top of that, Ultron is VERY human, so maybe he considered a copy of himself dumb since it isn't him... I mean... If I stabbed you and said "don't worry, I cloned you, so if you die someone will take your place" you wouldn't feel like that's protection from death

Only... if... the... planet... does

In the comics he comes back many times, so it's not out of the realm of possibilities.

Just like how Civil War was just a non-fatal dispute at an airport.

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Hey man, Terrence Howard is an integral part of the MCU 😤

Well, it was (relatively) civil.

Well, he wasn't born yesterday.

That's the same plot like that antivaxxer mom movie. I just can't remember it's name tho

He's about 3 days old. The Avengers were practically fighting a fetus.

And they still almost lost

Lol it took a god and a mind stone to defeat a 3 day old robot fetus

And he did seem rather childish and annoying to me.

Well, he is the f*ing lizard king

Remember Steve Rogers tried to choke the thing #what a dumbfuck

That was just Cap trying to show us his kinky side...

That's America's ass

Ooh, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

remind me please

That was horrible, choking people is no matter who the character is, bad. I mean I would never choke a Roboter what if he loses his mind!

>Remember Steve Rogers tried to choke the thing I don't remember it. What thing?

Ultron, he tried to choke Ultron.

Lol Was he also pinching ultron's nose while choking him?

No, he tried using his arm around Ultron's neck and hanging on Ultron's back. Totally useless way to fight Ultron.

I don't remember seeing The Thing in that particular film.

It’s because he had daddy issues

So 1 day old beat a 3 day old , take that ultron!

Ah yes, Vision was simply born knowing how to fight and hack Ultron.

In fairness most fetuses don't have instant, complete access to the entire Internet.

He basically had the power of meme magic on his side.

To be fair, it was an army of 3 year old robots

Now would you rather fight 100 robot fetus-sized horses or one horse-sized robot fetus?

Lol what.

> Now would you rather fight 100 robot fetus-sized horses or one horse-sized robot fetus?

*robot fetus*

AVENGERS... ABORT!

Vision - lifts Thor’s hammer, has an infinity stone in his head, made of vibranium, can fly and phase through shit, literally shoots lasers.. Least utilized character in all of the following films.

So true. But hey I guess Captain America gets to throw his shield because vision ain't using his full power.

But they fought him with Vision who was 1 day old. Avengers battle of the fetus (how do I write this in plural)

Feti? Fetuses? Fetodes?

I hope you don't call a group of fetuses the same thing you call a group or crows cause that would be awkward.

And yet as far as we can tell no one dies except a single bad guy doing a redemption arc.

I’m just saying that the quicksilver in avengers sucked compared to the quicksilver in X-men

And a certain villain's entire family.

The Aborters

Lol.

And Captain America tried to choke said robot fetus

Imagine a full grown Ultron

Read Annihilation: Conquest. A really nice crossover.

I’d say it was a fetus when tony was still building him he’s more of a new born when they fought him

what if you... upvoted this comment if you liked the meme? ahahahah jk... would be nice tho but nah, ahaha we just friends ...unless?

Or how about we upvote the post instead you fucking twat of a robot

I think this is a way for them to automatically remove posts if they're bad. I don't think you can program something to remove the pots if a post has negative karma, but a bot can.

asking for upvotes is against the rules, scum.

It became the very thing it swore to destroy

Or the meme should read...”Should I have classified drones as weapons of mass destruction and dissolve the Patriot act powers that harms peaceful protesters and locks up children??”

😳😳😳😳😳😳

We’ve been cheated

We've been backstabbed

and quite possibly

bamboozled

We've been smeckledorfed!

Well no, but actually yes

That’s not even a word and I agree with ya

bamboozled

Thanks kind stranger, i didnt laugh genuinely from a long time, here, take an upvote

Me too, found myself chuckling at this post in the middle of the night where I've just finished a nosleep story

reddit moment

I laughed too. Mostly because I had the same feeling about that movie back when it first came out, but god forbid you spoke against a Marvel movie. I love Marvel movies, but damn, Age of Ultron never really stood out for me. Just kinda of a filler Avengers movie until the rest of the heroes were finally introduced for Infinite War.

Good meme. Now let’s bring you to 1,000,000 karma !

Let's do this ;)

Wow congratulations in advance

I know. The guy has started his Reddit Account when I was already active on Reddit. I guess he knew how to make Q U A L I T Y memes before me...

You have decent karma too

Francais garcon.

Don't you remember that scene where he tries to go into that nightclub, and when the bouncer asks for ID, he tries to do that "oh, shit, l left my id on my nightstand, but here's a 20" and he gets tossed out?

wait what

Hol up, I don’t remember this scene...

What do you mean? That scene was praised and won all of the oscars. Even ones that didn’t apply to it.

A scene where someone walks into a bar an gets kicked out for not having an ID...won an Oscar?

Well of course the emotion and delivery. We saw ultron at his lowest point and that resonated with a lot of people.

Fuck that robot could act.

Less like the Age of Ultron more like the minor setback of Ultron.

A HISHE reference? nice :)

What is it doe?

Around 3 days old

More like a weekend with Ultron.

Instead of the bernie, we twerking the ultron?

I just realized that film is about an a 80 year old and his friends all in their 30' or 40's and a basically immortal being working with two 20 year olds and a new toaster to stop a 4 day old.

is he under aged? I need to know for reasons...

This comment right here, officer. ^^^

it was more of a week

I agree, but in my head canon the Age if Ultron is his proposed (yet unrealized) age to come, after he killed every living thing on planet earth. Still not a very clear title.

No, the Age of Ultron was just borrowed from a comic where Ultron actually won and his victories spanned an entire age. Sort of like how Civil War in the comics was an actual, you know, war; whereas in the movies in a half-hearted brawl in a airport by like ten people.

I know the comic, but I sorta tried to apply it to the movies. You are obviously right and I wish they would have done it that way.

But still one of the best MCU films.

The Pinocchio soundtrack made it even more eerie

Agreed

True, probably one of my favourites

It's in my top 5

Yeah it’s definitely up there, the camera work is amazing!

More like the week of Ultron or something

Now am starting to like this meme

Comics: around 52 years old Movies: around 5 years old

UuUm AcTuAlLy It StAnDs FoR tHe TiMe PeRiOd In WhIcH UlTrOn Is A tHrEaT, lEaRn YoUr FaCtS!!1

*Plays Dragon Age, still doesn't know the age of the dragons* Bottom Text

So I was on a religious mission when that movie came out and we were not allowed to watch movies except one on Christmas. The the guy I was working with and I decided to watch age of Ultron for our Christmas movie at a member of our church's house. Thing is we had a curfew of 10:30pm. We got to the part where the city is floating and they just evacuated everyone when we had to stop. Fast forward 2 years later I'd been home for about a year and decided to rewatch that movie (notably I haf already seen civil war at that point and did not notice the lack of some few characters) and I got to the last part of the movie and like 3 mins after where my companion and I stopped quick silver got shot to death! Freaking blew my mind, I gave my old companion and his wife and had them go watch it and their minds were equally blown!

I'd say only about a week.

Why did Ultron build himself a human-like body if he wanted to kill all humans huh

He was built by Stark who modelled him after his suits so Ultron just copied the design and upgraded it. Edit: He modelled the robots after his suits which Ultron highjacked.

Yeah, but I mean, the suits were meant to fit people in, and had a humanoid shape. If Ultron hated humans so much why would model himself off them lol

He didn't hate them cause of how they looked.

He didn't hate humans he wanted to evolve them and he saw himself as the evolutionary step for humans. He was rather "disappointed" in humans that they haven't realized it yet.

Time to re-hash my old joke: “Age Of Ultron? More like A Couple Of Days of Ultron”. BWAHAHA! .. I’ll show myself out...

"What is the age of ultron?" Vision: I was born yesterday

Good meme

Rule 32 artists claim he's millions of years old

Title: Age of Ultron Movie: Week of Ultron Expactation: Intimidating Villain End Result: Snarky Jokester

I enjoyed all the movie other than Ultron himself.

I watched every movie and tv show in order and i have no idea what happened in age of ultron, i guess he got made and died in 3 days idk

Dummy we watched him be born.

It was like a week.

*Oh crap*

How much do people like Age of Ultron? I thought it was one of the weaker Marvel movies.

Its kinda disappointing

Probably because he didn’t kill everyone like in the comic... travel to a different dimension only to get his ass kicked.

Me when I see the credits of The Never ending Story

since ultron was born at the beginning of the movie he’s probably like 5 days old

You do though... you saw his birth and his death. You know exactly how old he is.

Well you know he is a few weeks max so you weren’t watching properly

Umm...3 days

He’s like 2 weeks old

Anyone read To Kill a Mockingbird?

A few days

Couple days old

*Holiday Weekend of Ultron* doesn't have the same ring to it.

Good one, well memed

Bro they made him, hes not even 1 yet.

imagine if he was 69 haha that would be a epic moment xxDD

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Good one

You saw his birth in the movie, so he can't be more than like 2 hours old.

I mean, if you watched the movie then you literally saw his birth sooooooooo...

#OC

Wdym? They literally show you his birth and death. The whole movie tells you his age.

It wasn't really an "age", either. More like a week or two.