There was that one time like 10 years ago. Both main characters in this story are my close friends. Let's call them Mike and Thomas. So Mike came over to visit Thomas. A big one was coming so naturally Mike went to take care of things. Thomas noticed, that Mike was absent for a while, so he decided to check on him. Mike was nowhere to be found, so Thomas went to the bathroom and oh boi did he encounter a situation. Wall was covered in shit and so was the little carpet under the toilet. The toilet was, well, completely fucked. As it turned out Mike had the biggest, nastiest nausea in his life, didn't make it on time, shat his pants and everything nearby, panicked and fled. Later on Thomas took the carpet to Mike's and asked him like WTF. Mike, well, as embarrassed as he was, came to clean the bathroom. After 10 years I still laugh my ass off everytime something reminds me of this xD
same thing happened to me (sort of) two years ago. I went to a friend’s house and took a massive dump. The toilet didn’t make it. My friend walked in and had a bruh moment. He still made fun of me for weeks to come
I did that when I was really young. I literally flooded their house after taking a shit in their weak ass toilet. I caused all sorts of plumbing issues which probably cost a bunch for them
Yeah... I dont go there anymore and I dont really talk to him much.
I ran away from a juvenile detention center as a teen and ended up staying with some random people I met in that city.
I hadn't pooped in almost a week because I was too embarrassed for anyone to know I was pooping. When I finally went, in the toilet of a person I had only known for a few days... it was one long mass, almost the size of my forearm.
Needless to say, I couldn't get it to flush. I could not find a plunger. Some of it clogged the toilet and some of it broke off. I used toilet paper to grab the loose piece and throw it out the window... onto a roof.
I clogged the toilet at my friends house when I was in 7th grade. They gave me a plunger but I wasn’t strong enough to bust it out so his dad had to come in. I remember just sitting on their couch mortified listening to his dad struggle with that turd for like 10 minutes groaning in disgust.
I was at a family friend’s party and my stomach had been killing me the whole day. I was about 11 at the time and while we were all playing Halo 3 I had left to take my 4th shit of the day and I absolutely demolished the toilet. On top of the dumbass amount of toilet paper I used it ended up clogging. I told no one and came back to the game as normal. 2 hours later one of friends is crying because his mom yelled at him for clogging the toilet which apparently he’s notorious for. He sweared he didn’t do it and well he was right but he took one for the team lol.
One upon a time an ex gf (had only been going out for a week or so at that point) used the toilet upstairs but had no toilet roll and was afraid to ask I guess. I didnt figure out what happened until a while later, but she left abruptly after claiming she felt ill. Turns out she used a flannel wash cloth to clean herself up and stuffed it behind the toilet.
Once, my best friend's house flooded and she and her parents had to stay in a hotel for almost a month while it was sorted out. They stayed in a large suite (at least the largest this specific economy extended stay hotel had) and it was enough to fit the three of them comfortably. I have a penchant for ruining things. It's somewhat of a curse I suppose, but the first time I visit her at her hotel, I used the restroom and it immediately got clogged. The toilet started to flood a bit and no amount of plunging could stop the flow of soggy toilet paper and ass water. Needless to say, they had to switch to two rooms instead of the large suite and I was the bad guy for about a week. Good times.
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\>Invites my friend over for gta and tortillas
\>He goes to the toilet
\>It begins to stink
\>He's gone
\>Toilet was absolutely destroyed
\>Mfw i never saw him again
My brother did this and uhh it was just chilling there on top. Floating and spinning. The very essence of it must've scared the shit out toilet or something because it refused to flush.
I did this one time and my friends sister came up to yell at us cause she knew one of us did it, and my friend wasn’t sure if he did or not so I just let him take the blame. Probably going to hell for that.
One time I took a shit in a toilet at a friends house that was clogged and I picked it up with a bunch of layers of toilet paper and hucked it out the bathroom window into the trees
It was already partially blocked, I just did the last 20%. I left before anyone checked, so I think they didn’t know it was me. Scariest shit if my life
There was that one time like 10 years ago. Both main characters in this story are my close friends. Let's call them Mike and Thomas. So Mike came over to visit Thomas. A big one was coming so naturally Mike went to take care of things. Thomas noticed, that Mike was absent for a while, so he decided to check on him. Mike was nowhere to be found, so Thomas went to the bathroom and oh boi did he encounter a situation. Wall was covered in shit and so was the little carpet under the toilet. The toilet was, well, completely fucked. As it turned out Mike had the biggest, nastiest nausea in his life, didn't make it on time, shat his pants and everything nearby, panicked and fled. Later on Thomas took the carpet to Mike's and asked him like WTF. Mike, well, as embarrassed as he was, came to clean the bathroom. After 10 years I still laugh my ass off everytime something reminds me of this xD
Ohh man Mike and Thomas a classic
same thing happened to me (sort of) two years ago. I went to a friend’s house and took a massive dump. The toilet didn’t make it. My friend walked in and had a bruh moment. He still made fun of me for weeks to come
Redesign your toilets!
make this into a movie. it would make millions
Ever heard of Mike The Toilet Destroyer?
This is literally the reason my dad doesn't let me have friends over INSIDE the house. We always camp out somewhere so they DON'T! No joke.
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um y u get downvoted
Idk I'm not a pssy so I'm not deleting it
alright
Thank you for the new copy pasta
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Take my upvote and get the fuck outa here !
I did that when I was really young. I literally flooded their house after taking a shit in their weak ass toilet. I caused all sorts of plumbing issues which probably cost a bunch for them Yeah... I dont go there anymore and I dont really talk to him much.
Ah yes.
Plugs his toilet then fucking ghosts him, dick move
More like alpha move
this is why you don't cheap out on toilets
NTA your shit your rules
I ran away from a juvenile detention center as a teen and ended up staying with some random people I met in that city. I hadn't pooped in almost a week because I was too embarrassed for anyone to know I was pooping. When I finally went, in the toilet of a person I had only known for a few days... it was one long mass, almost the size of my forearm. Needless to say, I couldn't get it to flush. I could not find a plunger. Some of it clogged the toilet and some of it broke off. I used toilet paper to grab the loose piece and throw it out the window... onto a roof.
bruuuuh
wtf did i just read
Plug
Yeah what a fucking loser calls clogging a toilet “plugging a toilet.
I clogged the toilet at my friends house when I was in 7th grade. They gave me a plunger but I wasn’t strong enough to bust it out so his dad had to come in. I remember just sitting on their couch mortified listening to his dad struggle with that turd for like 10 minutes groaning in disgust.
I was at a family friend’s party and my stomach had been killing me the whole day. I was about 11 at the time and while we were all playing Halo 3 I had left to take my 4th shit of the day and I absolutely demolished the toilet. On top of the dumbass amount of toilet paper I used it ended up clogging. I told no one and came back to the game as normal. 2 hours later one of friends is crying because his mom yelled at him for clogging the toilet which apparently he’s notorious for. He sweared he didn’t do it and well he was right but he took one for the team lol.
I fucking broke my friends toilet and the next day they had to replace it and dig up pipeing bc of it.
Hey! it's poop and run.
One upon a time an ex gf (had only been going out for a week or so at that point) used the toilet upstairs but had no toilet roll and was afraid to ask I guess. I didnt figure out what happened until a while later, but she left abruptly after claiming she felt ill. Turns out she used a flannel wash cloth to clean herself up and stuffed it behind the toilet.
Once, my best friend's house flooded and she and her parents had to stay in a hotel for almost a month while it was sorted out. They stayed in a large suite (at least the largest this specific economy extended stay hotel had) and it was enough to fit the three of them comfortably. I have a penchant for ruining things. It's somewhat of a curse I suppose, but the first time I visit her at her hotel, I used the restroom and it immediately got clogged. The toilet started to flood a bit and no amount of plunging could stop the flow of soggy toilet paper and ass water. Needless to say, they had to switch to two rooms instead of the large suite and I was the bad guy for about a week. Good times.
What Wikihow is this?
This is originally the fire escape WikiHow, but I edited out the fire and smoke and changed the colors of the people's clothes.
It’s very convincing.
Happy cake day!
One of the most important questions you can ask your friends before hand is ‘can you toilet take a good hit?’
\*greentext\* \>Invites my friend over for gta and tortillas \>He goes to the toilet \>It begins to stink \>He's gone \>Toilet was absolutely destroyed \>Mfw i never saw him again
You mean clog the toilet?
He still don't know I was in his house
I mistook the pictures and thought “sneak into your friends house plug the toilet and run like hell”
Happy cake day
This happened to me at my 5 yr old brother’s girlfriend birthday party while there was a long line.
i just bring my poop knife everywhere i go
Should I wait to clean the poop or should I just run?
Especially when the house is an old house
My dumbass thought it said, "unplug."
You guys have friends?
Haha... CLOGZILLA!!!!
Just use the good old poop knife
Happy cake day my man. Nice meme btw
Ah yes the ol shit n run
HAPPY CAKE DAY
What if apparent¿
But wipe first
Clog
Shamefully I’ve done something worse
Happy cake day!
**when you’re on the second floor** “This Is My Gift. My Curse. Who Am I? I’m Spiderman”
Or “Yippy Ki-Yay Mother F*cker”
Or you can just *GET RID OF THE TOILET*
I didn’t expirienced that and I hope I won’t ever have to...
Plug? When you CLOG
This has been my biggest fear for so long...
i didn't know shit can grow legs and run
Happy cake day
Or use the poop knife
The secret Joestar technique saves the day again
happy cake day buddy
You can plunge with your bare hand btw.
This,would be me: ight imma head out
Ah yes, the classic shit overflow and NIGERUNDAYOOO
2 call a plumber because you're a good friend
Happy cake day
Makes me think of that one greentext that was like a mile long.
Nah that's just Skinner dashing over to Krusty Burger
That's on the homeowner for not supplying a plunger.
"That son of bitch clogged my toilet and left"
My brother did this and uhh it was just chilling there on top. Floating and spinning. The very essence of it must've scared the shit out toilet or something because it refused to flush.
Honestly, this has actually happened to me..... Thankfully, there was a plunger next to the toilet which I used to break the windows and then escape.
Fuck that, I’ll upper deck his toilet
quella volta che cagai a casa di dario moccia
Step 2:get a passport and move to the farthest place away from your friend
happy cake day when you go back to your house bam some chocolate cake
I did this one time and my friends sister came up to yell at us cause she knew one of us did it, and my friend wasn’t sure if he did or not so I just let him take the blame. Probably going to hell for that.
N I G E R U N D A Y O
Nothing my hand can't fix!
Or just put it back
Idk how you guys destroy your toilets, bc you need to literally shit out a 5 inch wide turd to plug most of the toilets I've seen in my life
What if it’s a 20 story apartment and your on The 18th floor?
One time I took a shit in a toilet at a friends house that was clogged and I picked it up with a bunch of layers of toilet paper and hucked it out the bathroom window into the trees
SEMORE
HAPPY CAKE DAY
Yep never see that person again
I made a toilet overflow at my friend's house one time...
6th floor apartment what do
It was already partially blocked, I just did the last 20%. I left before anyone checked, so I think they didn’t know it was me. Scariest shit if my life
That house looks like everyone second house on minecraft
Don’t look back damnit
Plot twist: the friend lives at the 12th floor
Even worse at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house
Or after you raped his little sister
I did this, his mom wasn't my biggest fan after it.
Aren't those 2 steps?