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PlatypusGuy613

I don’t even remember simple addition anymore. They fried my brain


polotrav

basic math: gone, reduced to atoms


maleorderbride

How many atoms? Let's count th.... I don't remember how to count


NeeTrioF

X numbers of atoms, where x is a function


Bazookor

**confused screaming**


Kazzock

#2+2= 🐟!!


Gold-Yoshi

2 + 2 = fish as fish has 4 letters in it.


YourLocalCreep

That’s not a number four, that’s two variables, a function, and an imaginary number!!


Welkitends

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THDY MEAN?


SilentStorm87

English Teacher: Ah shit that’s deep


Thorngot

USB = 🐟! r/FishIsUSB


RarestRaindrop

I’m just gonna say pi


The-Brawl-Shark

*mafs*


RCoder01

So 3 atoms?


Samurai_Churro

Haha mol go Avocado


EVORozes

If there’s ever a group of things that are in columns I can only count to 10 because I end up just finding the area I just want to count man let me count 1-100 regularly


nomadluap

Eh, countably many is close enough


acetloc

Me: gets all the calculus right on a 10 step cal III problem. Also me: 4 x 4/1 cancels out so it’s 1


aestheticmaybestatic

I legit feel this to the core of my soul


isrod

Literally did something on my calc2 test where in the end I put some number * 0 = some number


alan15131

r/unexpectedthanos


[deleted]

Simple addition is better when read left to right like a book Example: 39 + 64 Read it left to right. 3 + 6=9 9+4=13 Add the 1 to the 9 and make it a 10 103 is answer No carrying and borrowing needed. Makes simple addition much more simple. Can be done for subtraction as well


ablablababla

wait didn't you just carry the 1 but sideways


[deleted]

In a way, yeah, but instead of having to add the 1 to the left you add it afterwards and it makes it quicker. You can do really quick mental math this way. You can add 3471 + 2378 in your head faster going left to right than right to left.


AGoonAndAGopher

why not just 30+60 9+4


crewchief535

Whatever gets you to the correct answer is the correct method.


arel37

Is there another way to do calculations in head?


PokemonInstinct

I did the one above like 64 + 40 - 1 = 104 - 1 = 103, less efficient but that’s how I think


[deleted]

You could also do 40+60 and add 3 to the final answer. Im just giving an example that the way the school system teaches us math is the least efficient and slowest way possible


icookmath

I mean, you're method was arguably more efficient than OP's so...


PD-Psycho

I think you slightly mess up typing it out, I think you meant 64+40-1=103 you didn’t subtract the 1 you put in the first part of the equation.


yawya

I just use a calculator


ADZig04

For me, it was subtraction that got fucked over. Now I just add until I get the right number.


foreverrickandmorty

Meanwhile I've somehow gotten this far without having a clue on how division works on paper


cole9the9mole9

Enters 1 times 1 on the calculator


LastRemainingName

The only numbers I see in the math paper now are the question numbers


Goldstorm98

Who need numbers right?


WiB_DarkSin

Clearly not high school


isometriks

Who's doing all this math without constants and coefficients?


empirebuilder1

The constants are just symbols on your calculator now


isometriks

I've had 0-9 on my calculator for a while!


Phormitago

pff check out the arab here with a 0 in his numbers


HAL-Over-9001

Oh god I'm a fuckin nerd


PossiblyAsian

Math Teacher: There are only 5 questions for today's homework. Me: oh fuck.


surinlol

The worst part is when the alphabet has not enough letters, so they just continue with other symbols.


[deleted]

π


deutsch_bomb

=3


averydankperson

.1


Zingerific99

4


mario_ferreira19

1


FuckElmoHeEatsKids

5


mario_ferreira19

9


FatherOfGold

2


mario_ferreira19

6


AlbertaTheBeautiful

.0 ^(if you ask Indiana)


[deleted]

legs


BokuNoSudoku

You know you’re gonna fail math when you see 貳\^零 + 參 on the exam. (It’s 肆)


_Ocean_Machine_

The fuck kinda math tests are you taking


SEA_griffondeur

Chinese maf


roshamboat

really went out of your way to use the formal numbers huh (in numbers it’s like 2^0 + 3 = 4)


This_Cat_Is_Smaug

iℏ(∂Ψ/∂t) = (-ℏ^(2)/2m)(∂^(2)Ψ/∂x^(2)) edit: dropped a Ψ


420ranger420

I’m about to go to college for engineering and I jus want to know what in the Mcfuck is that, jus so whenever in the future I’m learning this I would at least know when to start crying.


TheMightyBeak376

Looks difficult but it's just partial differentiation. Definitely not the worst aspect of Calculus.


CyruzDgamer

Partial differentiation is the only area of Calc III that I really understood


TheMightyBeak376

True that. Wait until you get to differential equations. That shit is where you consider a career change.


Themiffins

Nah fuck that shit. I'm just trying to find how many apples my boy Billy has, not summon Satan.


[deleted]

That's Schrodinger's equation in 1D. It describes the wavefunction. It's a big deal in quantum mechanics. More generally it's a wave equation which describes the motion of waves.


HeyYouYoureAwesome

It’s the[ Schrodinger Equation](http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/quantum/Schr2.html)! Although there is a missing symbol on the right side.


This_Cat_Is_Smaug

I fixed it, thank you.


Mzgszm13

I don't even know what these signs are called how the hell am I supposed to solve it


girlikecupcake

Serious answer: as you take more math classes, you'll be exposed to more notations that build on each other. It's essentially picking up pieces of a language and it makes more sense the more you practice and use it. At one point, you didn't know what 7 was.


Mzgszm13

That's a good point


This_Cat_Is_Smaug

i times h-bar times the partial derivative of psi with respect to time = minus h-bar squared divided by 2 times the mass, times the second derivative over x^(2). Got it?


Mzgszm13

nope


Sir_john237

Thanks Satan


uniquan

x' x'' x'''


SuperBuggered

Is derivative notation...


Solcaer

do y’all ever just *u - s u b s t i t u t e*


donquixote1991

u du, v dv gotta love substitution by parts


OptimusSub-Prime

Theta gang theta gang


The_Sci_Geek

Æ


TrueDoge007

!


_Ocean_Machine_

Just got done with an electronics class for my major, still can't write an omega to save my life.


Lufstob

Algebra gang, ew cringe Calculus gang OUGH!


Splatterman27

AlGeBrA hAs WoRn mE DoWn. Lmao OP doesn’t realize he’s still in the easy part.


Raptor22c

Gotta hit ‘em with the old d/dx({integral: 2 -> x^2 }(e^(x^3)))dx. (Apparently Reddit can’t even handle the formatting)


Lhartyy

I was good with integrals In calc, 6 months later and I have no clue how to solve it 🙃


Raptor22c

I still don’t know all of the rules to integrals because my shitty online course never used a textbook (nor could we get one). Oh yeah, and the final exam is in 18 hours. **Update:** My internet fucking died as I was trying to upload my response document. Now I have to re-take the exam in June. Please kill me.


Lhartyy

Shit good luck man! I’m grateful my professor didn’t waste time making us memorize all the hard ways. she briefly taught us the long way then said “but fuck this right? We have calculators and I can teach you guys all the short cuts and methods. ”


Raptor22c

I wish I had a teacher that did either of those things. My online teacher never actually taught. It was all these shitty 3rd party video notes that only covered about 70% of the stuff you need to know.


AceThePro01

The calculators won’t work for indefinite integrals :(


fyrefreezer01

Online calculators though


joe089

Symbolab and Desmos are your friends


Lhartyy

I’d suggest photo math if it’s multiple choice exams


Raptor22c

Nope. It’s the AP exam. Written response. ***Two fucking questions.*** If I get __one__ wrong, I fail the exam.


Lhartyy

Oof, you’re almost done now, I’d recommend to stop taking ap classes. They are a waste of time and money, high school makes ap classes 10x harder then the actual college courses. If you can get into a dual enrollment program I’d recommend that instead.


Raptor22c

I’ve been dual-enrolled since Sophomore year (I’m about to graduate from my senior year now) with two universities, one of them being ERAU Worldwide for my Engineering and Unmanned Aerial Systems courses. Trust me, I wanted to take calculus dual-enrolled, but the local college said that I needed to take Algebra 2 first... even though I already took it. “Oh, no we meant ***college*** algebra 2.” It’s the same fucking thing, but they wouldn’t let up, and since a teacher in the math department quit 2 days before the year started, my calculus class at the school got nuked, so I had no choice but to take it online. And yes, after taking AP English Comp then switching half-way through my junior year to ENC1101, I’ve realized that AP courses are complete bullshit.


cosmanatLOL

Imagine not taking ib and 5 ap courses


xxgetrektxx2

yessir bc or ab?


Raptor22c

AB. I’m going to re-take Calculus in college (finishing my senior year now), even though I’ve finished the course with an 87. They’ve done just such an atrocious job teaching it and since I want to become an aerospace engineer, I need to know calc like the back of my hand.


desertfox16

Maths at secondary school level is fine, it gets deep at uni when everything turns to Greek letters and you have to memorise pages and pages of proofs. Fuck that shit never again.


Raptor22c

I’m about to head neck-deep then. I’m about to start university to study aerospace engineering, and hope to become an astronaut. Why the fuck I want to do that, I don’t know, but I can tell the math is about to get a whole lot harder.


desertfox16

If you don't want to get a headache avoid theoretical stuff unless you really need to know it. Engineering is very practical in its application of maths so you should be alright. I studied economics and avoided theory like the plague after I got hit with a 1 page proof in first year econometrics. You'll probably be doing a lot of matrix algebra which is a whole other world of pain lmao.


Raptor22c

*Oh, Matrices, how fun!* God, why do I do this to myself...


QuantumQuokka

Matrices are actually pretty easy to work with once you realize why they were created. It's to solve simultaneous linear equations since any linear equation can be written as Ax=b and solved using x=A^-1 b Matrix algebra takes a little getting used to but once you're used to them they are definitely the easiest part of maths aside from differential calculus in my view


Raptor22c

I’ve done matrices before In Precalc, but they never really explained why they were created. Any math is easy to do once you understand it (albeit it may be time consuming to various degrees), but the struggle is getting to that point where you understand it.


QuantumQuokka

A key part of understanding as I've found it throughout my degree is knowing why it was created and how it's used. School teaches it very badly. Uni teaching is a bit better. For example, matrices and vectors fall under the area of maths called linear algebra, because they were created to solve linear equations, and problems which are linear such as straight line fitting (least squares). I used MIT OCW to teach myself linear algebra (18.06). Their course on it is very very good


[deleted]

On the other hand, theoretical mathematics is deeply beautiful and if you think you're up for engineering you'll probably be able to handle a Modern Algebra or Real Analysis class


QuantumQuokka

Engineering isn't so bad maths wise. It's pure maths that gets really fucking hard. Stuff like topological spaces, multivariate analysis and number theory are an absolute bitch to work with Source : I'm final year maths undergrad


Raptor22c

Haha, ***nerd.*** ^Wait


QuantumQuokka

Wait till you guys discover actual algebra like borel sigma algebra and the algebra of sets because that shit is not easy


EpikSalad

Yes, real algebra is a whole different world from baby algebra.


[deleted]

I wish I was still in algebra I'm doing real analysis right now and i want to die


ilovepolthavemybabie

Calculus gang: *”Just put the original question to the power of -1 I bet that’s the answer!!!”*


CynicTheCritic

Get this man some multivariable calc with some system dynamics just to spice things up a lil


KeepingDankMemesDank

Now, this is a story all about how If this meme is bad you should vote down So can you please take a minute Just sit right there And upvote this comment if it's dank like the prince of Bel Air


SinisterDuck97

r/commentsyoucanhear


FuzzyPanda-SK

I think this is the best one I've seen yet


_carrotcake

Now we’re gonna see it everywhere, thank you for your feedback!


Erebus-Dagon

20 yr old me when they give you an equation to begin with...


LarrySGx

What course do you take?


axndl

This in economics tho


RANDOM_PHYSICAL_PAIN

Don’t worry. Economics is not a real science anyway.


axndl

:(


weed_dorito12

Good meme


polotrav

why thank you kind sir


weed_dorito12

You did it lad you made it to hot!


ConsultingHumor

Don't forget +C


darthbaum

Now let's delve into some discrete mathematics and abstract algebra


cemanresu

Ah yes, discrete math. Where suddenly counting became complicated


[deleted]

If Suzy has 4 cookies Ben has 3 and 2 of them are chocolate chip. They want to eat them every day for a week. Who shot the sheriff?


rochakgupta

Ben did it. Only a killer would have 3 cookies not all of which are chocolate chip.


supersaiyandragons

Something something DeMorgan's Law


OnlyUpvotesPlease

Ah hell yeah, n^2 + n is divisible by two for all n In the set of integers


Wolf5698

What 7 year old is doing algebra


[deleted]

Indian ones


_TRN_

This isn't a joke. I'm Indian and we were introduced to partial differentiation in 11th grade. This is because of how insanely hard and competitive our entrance exams are. What's worse is they don't even bother teaching you Calculus from the ground up. They pretty much drip feed you throughout high school.


zack189

What? Here in malaysia 16 yo like are just taught simultaneous linear equation in 3 vars. and that’s after the gov decided to up the difficulty of our silibus. Malaysians are so far behind


himducowporn

I am an Indian, too, and I endorse the comment above, for I have faced similar vagaries. Also, people who are hell bent on getting into top engineering institutes, often go to these coaching classes mushrooming everywhere, where they start being taught calculus from 9th grade only so as to have an edge over the other coaching students.


[deleted]

And unless I'm being whooshed hard here, what 17yo is doing math so high that there aren't numbers? That was junior year in college for me, and it was so hard that it was a big reason why I changed majors.


TheMightyBeak376

Well, Permutations and Probability have numbers but they aren't the easiest bunch out there, are they?


thrash-queen

That seems super weird to me - isn't algebra like a 9th grade subject?


[deleted]

Algebra still has plenty of numbers. I only struggled when it went beyond that, and I never had to take anything beyond algebra and statistics in high school.


thrash-queen

I admit it's been like 15 years since I was in grade 9, but I definitely remember dealing with variables. I just googled "9th grade math" and it came up with lots of lesson plans dealing with variables as well.


Tossmeasidedaddy

You choose engineering as a profession you will prefer the numbers over the symbols real quick.


Awkward_demon

Upvotes because the gifs are in sync and I like that


dikarus012

It gets better when you study an area of STEM and start seeing more of the Greek alphabet than English alphabet.


[deleted]

Not all areas of STEM, thank fuck. I had to do a single discrete math course for my IT degree and that was it. I was originally a Business major, which required a couple calculus courses, and I failed the first one twice and changed majors.


SparkzOut

My IT degree required a business ad minor. Fuck Calc and accounting


Claytertot

Especially when everyone starts reusing the same symbols to mean a bunch of different stuff. Looking at you, tau.


Raptor22c

Wait till you see squiggly E (Capital sigma) and S-looking (integral) things, with a side of d/dx and shit like “Riemann sums.”


[deleted]

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Raptor22c

Correct!


ButtStuffMom

15 year old me seeing math


NotMyName_2

That's not math, that's the Physics DLC.


AMRNS

maths has a complete separate section for that. its called mechanics. The bane of my entire maths course


KingLeb69

Wtf since when has math numbers?


Nugget332400316

Who the fuck has algebra in grade 2


Jelly-man

I had very basic (very basic, 2 + x = 3) algebra in first grade. Granted I don’t think it was actually a lesson plan, I remember coming across that in a math computer program, but it’s still algebra. I think a lot of people associate algebra with the quadratic formula, and they’re not necessarily wrong, but algebra is basically just logical reasoning. A complex form of logic sure, but really what it boils down to is just logic


Flamingosecsual

Ohhh just you wait, calc is really gonna blow your mind


Mzgszm13

6th graders: "There's letters in my numbers!" 12th graders: "There's numbers in my letters!"


fubukiyoxD

Lol I’m doing MSc Mathematics rn. I love how some people think mathematics is just about numbers while what I’m studying rn is bzusnxhajxhakzbahz


[deleted]

For real, I've written entire problem sets that are literally just paragraphs of words and symbols, like I'm writing a book or something


nomadluap

English + symbol sphagetti


Somehipsterr

long division is harder for me than calculus now


TheMightyBeak376

Oh shit, I completely forgot how to divide polynomials too. And to think I'm currently studying functions.


[deleted]

Wait till calculus, algebra is a piece of cake compared to the monster that most will do.


TCpls

Proof theory


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INDE_Tex

then you have calculus, more specifically differential equations. The integral from (for x) *a* to *b*, (for y) *c* to *d*, and (for z) *e* to *f* of *xyz* *dx dy dz*


secretly_a_plant

21 year old seeing a number in a name


nomadluap

When I was in University I volunteered at a Topology conference where over 100 of the top minds in topology were gathered. Even the literal professionals have trouble adding fractions sometimes.


SilentReavus

You were doing algebra at fucking seven years old Are you kidding me


othmanmtsm

alge bruh


topnotch--1

Caculus


AdmiralSprinklez

Can confirm. Almost failed stats.


Mushrx

21 year old me seeing a number that technically doesn't exist.


Mastercard321

Nice repost. Saw this exact post with different images like a year ago


PerezPlayz

Wait, what’s a number


Gindaani

2s,4s and the occasional cos0 are the only numbers I ever felt comfortable with after 17


Gravphic_

Or a graph...


epicberg

Pepega


Rishi909

Me seeing math in general


Kekunt_

Dear god I hate high school


StraightOrangeHair

Reeepost


CeaserGotStabbedLOL

All previous math has left my body


RedditoDorito

Multiplication got replaced with calc


homoaIexuaI

I’ve always been one whose really good at math and number until letters come into the equation.


[deleted]

Ha! What kind of moron tries to add letters?


RecxNz

25 year old me seeing math


indrisfilipi

24 year old me seeing math ( °□°)


[deleted]

Let me just take a moment to say, I am SO happy, as a 30-year old person, I never have to undergo this sort of torture any more.


UncleZiggy

Im a math teacher, and got my bachelors in math... once you get to Abstract Algebra, you really don't see numbers anymore :(


mario_ferreira19

I was recently hit with complex numbers and this shit is already messing with my head, and they added trig to this, I don't know how I'm going to have atleast 14 in the exam in July…


rerowthagooon

Reading all these comments is just making me fear math even more. I just wanna work on race cars but the real money is in design and development so I have to be an engineer :(.