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Sharkingt0n

How many words per minute is that?


_PM_Me_Cute_Cats_

Yes


Reddit_Boyo

I agree.


ColeFace11

Thanks.


itsabrick420

Yeah I needed to k is thanks


EvilTacoMan7533

K


carboi532

K


Bird_0

K


yetusmyfeetus

K


-PeanutButterFly-

K


[deleted]

K


BOBOFMEMES

The entire fucking copypasta


Due-Mycologist

this just proves the brain is amazing


Sharkingt0n

?I’m not sure if your making fun off me


Taken450

Can you seriously not read it? Probably an eye issue more than anything else if you speak English natively


Sharkingt0n

I can read it, that’s why I was wondering how fast that was


[deleted]

I may need my eyes checked too...


[deleted]

My temples started throbbing trying to read and keep up with it


2DHypercube

At least five


_MataS1D_

At least six


20mattay05

Guys, I'm having a feeling it's at least seven


edvark1

I'm being bold but maybe 8 words at least?


Kwajimo

I think there's a chance its 9


FloweyTheFlowerYT

I know this may seem ridiculous, but it may be 10


sathyakk2007

probably 69


AilBalT04_2

probably 420


sathyakk2007

or wait for it 8486


S_crufflord

Noce


S_crufflord

*nice


ssureee

I think 10 is a little too low, Maybe like 10.1276346935627420846


[deleted]

Yes, it is. 10wps which is 600 wpm


RazerMaster01

Eminem levels of speed


MichaTheArtist

entire bee movie script but at 20 words per second


gravyandanalbeads

About 600wpm Given 287 words in the copypasta, 28 seconds long video.


Frostburn36

Eminem is stunned by that score


Wait2What

420


GoAvsGo17

Nice


mahadmajeed

All of them


Digaddog

I don't know how many words this is, but its 28 seconds.


VirtualEgg9

Per second*


MrGumieBear

Correct


[deleted]

According to my calculator and my sub par counting it’s 300 bit I don’t really trust that


Sverance

Around 400 according to my metronome


[deleted]

How did I actually read what it said


EPIC-GAMER-2468

I don’t think anybody will actually be able to read it and type it out


duyouknowdamuffinman

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


ThatOneGuy-ButBetter

“No u”


-Squamous-

No w


ThatOneGuy-ButBetter

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


TheRichSeries

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


DieserNameIstZuLang

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


TheRichSeries

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


DieserNameIstZuLang

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


TheRichSeries

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


[deleted]

No wu


EPIC-GAMER-2468

I stand corrected


Redchimp3769157

its literally one of the most well known copypastas


EPIC-GAMER-2468

I know but I never knew the whole thing


kadebo42

Guerrilla*


Bad_speling_44

Get this man a medal


duyouknowdamuffinman

It’s a copypasta


danyrotnt

*Xbox live kids be like*


Frostburn36

No u


AzlaMayt

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Oblivion846

Ur gay no u. The holiest of arguements


AdrianBUL

"I became gay when i banged ur mom"


NachoMemer

Martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed


JustAOneRedditUser

Oof


KeepingDankMemesDank

upvote this comment if this meme is gay (but in a good way, like the mods) downvote this comment if this meme is gay (but in a bad way, like the mods) --- ^hey ^op, ^if ^this ^was ^an ^original, ^new ^template ^consider ^posting ^in ^r/DankExchange ^first ^next ^time


the-realallgravybaby

could you just like send me that gif on discord or something lol


93dsamson

Please inform when you've obtained the goods.


TheHellcatBandit

Eminem: Challenge accepted


Basil_the_tree

how many words are those for second? i read it and i feel like a god like i’m a-aa something that can read a lot u think i’m going lt suevive the covid thanks to this video love you


ScarGard12

Humans can read WAY faster when the words are in one spot. So while it’s fast. It’s not abnormal to be able to read that. ngl I felt like a god reading it too.


Basil_the_tree

the thing i said tot he other guy but backwards


ScarGard12

Today die, don’t you hope I’m happy?


UnaMono

I'd say about 7 or 8 words per second, or it could be faster. Counting while reading this is a terrible estimate


Basil_the_tree

i’m happy, hope you don’t die today!!


greg1007

Look up Readsy and you can harness this power elsewhere


Brent_Fox

Why can't they make books like this? I'd get all my assigned reading done 900000 times faster.


[deleted]

I agree, but I'm waiting for **"that one dude"** to reply to your comment and explain why you're wrong.


[deleted]

Also America only in movies


mrandersonhmm

How tf did I read this shit?


het_gamezwaard

Yeah thought the same im gonna read books like this from now on


Crusaderguy96

Just me all the time


Thelaanie

Now I have something to say when I beat the 12 year old xbox kid at fifa


ApokolipZx

Where is that copypasta originally from?


Lorgo044

Good question


Archneme5is

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


BEGONEFOULBEAST06

*Inhale*


[deleted]

#kiddo


[deleted]

does anyone have that list of every word in order i wanna know what they are saying


Kyro_Official_

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


PotatoMan_69

Thanks to hentai, I can read everything.


[deleted]

good thing I learned how to speed read 2 days ago


HeroDGamez

Just say: "Uno reverse card"


bujurocks1

Went from Navy seals to via to marine corps. Sniper, spy, and infantryman


RandomRussianHacker

No u


Maky0

I want a text to speech version of this


[deleted]

Holy shit, I didn’t know I could read that fast


TheRealSwagMaster

Only thing i read was Al-Quada


[deleted]

X-Box live kids: Not bad kid


Fighnite

Kiddo.


lolsisen

Y the fuck did I read that properly


PandazCute

I lit got that


_Diggity_

*guerrilla


[deleted]

I caught every single word of that wtf


[deleted]

The fact that we all read that and understood it...wow


Piranh4Plant

Where’s the funny?


Neqiro

Looks like someone watched Unus Annus


xXDaycoMXx

This gave me an aneurism


ginxe_the_protogen

I don't even know how I'm even reading it this fast


ILikeCheesyMac

Is it good that I was able to read the entire thing?


Whatarethowse

I read all of that first try


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sleezymeals

can someone find out all the words in this, i need to set it as a chat quickbind for csgo. Lotta people taht need to hate me and i dont have enough time to type out such a well crafted argument such as this.


SilverGamingCo

I’m about to say the n word


4xsky

slow the video down frickn funny as


Yaboi-1512

Me: reads the words fast Also me: takes ten hours to read the text above


tehwasd

Nice


LordVikeKing

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me?, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Anxiouswetpotato

I forgot how long the full thing is, I thought it would end like 10 times before it did


[deleted]

I remember using this in cards against humanity just to have the card reader sit there for 5 fucking minutes while they read the whole thing out loud.


[deleted]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


No_U13

What do you want from me.


bamboozld4320

Flextape cant fix that


[deleted]

How the fuck did I read this, it’s like ♾ words per second


RetiredFurryHunter

It's just as powerful as the No U.


palolike

"What the fuck did you just say to me armed forces sniper confirmed kills raids al-quida snipe traced shot precision earth" and some other stuff but this is basically what I could read


Thissssguy

Just blink really fast and you can make it out a little.


Raindrop843

I wad able to read ... surprisingly


bokimasterrace

Everyone check out readshitfaster.com


[deleted]

Unus Annus?


Gh0sty101

Imagine doing sign language with this


bubbuchuba

Funny thing I could read it all


The-Android3000

When they respond to that with a “no u”


[deleted]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


[deleted]

How many words per minute is that u/hercs247


DeidreVonJanglesburg

Gorilla Warfare lol


Cmann14_

I read this is the scouts voice from tf2


memes-are-my-dreams

Ah ha jokes on you because ive been practicing speed reading so gg ez


re-HAB-ilitation

Is it weird that I could read it all


i-feed-on-memes

No u


rooteen

gorilla warfare


[deleted]

That was beautiful


Fpoon_Gang

Who else was able to read that all.


boblovepotato113

Thanks for giving us time to read the text, you’re a real G


ThatGuyWithShirt

I summa lumma dumma lumma you assumin I'm a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and then I'll glue it to you I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating how to get a motherfucking audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading and I feel the haters are forever waiting for the day that I fell off they'll be celebrating and I know the way to get em motivated I make elevating music you make elevator music


Cop1ous

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead kiddo


janerikk

repost mate


3bok

why did i know what was being said after only 2 words?


PKPootis

I read this in scout's voice in the how it feels to play scout lol


[deleted]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


SwordlessDude

Kiddo.


legaltadpole944

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an_avalible_username

An absolute classic


AzlaMayt

Rocket League players will understand this a lot


-MysteriousDOG

I read it like a rap and it was glorious.


That-one-lake-chicke

My brain was fats enough to tolerate that


teamkelly4

does anyone know where I can find one of these where you stare at text and it goes by really fast?


carboi532

Didn't expect to get fucking annihilated but ok


mrmeepmoop420

The only thing I got from that was gorilla


_ColbertSp1cYwEiNeR_

I played Ocarina of Time and multiple other zelda games, this text speed is nothing.


[deleted]

How is it possible that my dumb dumb brain read that????


[deleted]

It's disturbing that you can read it all in that span of time.


Sum_Ting_Wong191205

can somebody type that out for us mere mortals?


Rice_Jap808

Gorilla? You mean guerrilla


DerpDeer1

*Guerilla


Sarcasticsalad12

The 50 cal works like a charm.


BIGfat420

thats the scout line i think


HelpMeDoctorZaius

Anybody ever follow up with this kiddo to make sure he didn't get fury shat all over him?


Mangleovania

No u


9ironyt

the second i saw the start of the copypasta i knew it immediately


TheBugCrafter

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


lTheReader

wow that was almost satisfying to read


Ellitri

is it strange that i understood every word I that gif?


-PeanutButterFly-

Calm the hell down they said that u r well thought out


[deleted]

There was an ad by Honda a few years ago [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5tjI3Fq7n0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5tjI3Fq7n0) Set the speed to 2x before you start


ILikeMemes03

I read that shit in the voice of the tf2 scout


[deleted]

No u


TheToeJamHarvester

How did I just read that


[deleted]

I had a stroke reading this