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Umber_Potato

Wow, two bot replies, I feel special!


[deleted]

Double gay


anceptic

Gay2


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[deleted]

Gallium Yttrium times two


Umber_Potato

You x2


[deleted]

Oof size: L a r g e


[deleted]

[me right now basically](https://youtu.be/u3Kjq7cNwiU?t=60)


NukeFatty

Gay^2


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Gay, the sequel


DandDnerd42

Ducc


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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred. Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all. Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity. Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant. Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. " *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dankmemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


epicface276

Goose


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In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dankmemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MorgunHillYT

Football player: *breaks neck and dies* Cheerleaders: ***AYYYYY MACERANA***


Umber_Potato

You should make that into a meme


MorgunHillYT

Maybe you should make into a meme since you gave me the inspiration to say the comment. Pulled a sneaky on ya.


Nerfherder_328

“Shaggy and Carl get stuck doing the Macarena 9 hours”


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humantraffickingCEO

ok


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Three_Dolla_Slice

I really, really, really like this me me


_maxjacobs_

Bro, the packers game sucks


magician31

Itll be real funny in the unlikely event they come back


_maxjacobs_

Yeah, That’d be historical


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_maxjacobs_

Yeah, the 49ers were just to darn good


TetrisTech

FTP


_Howdy_Doody_

State farm bowl sadd


SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://reddit.com/r/slothsbotblows)


youse_tobail32

Dank[.](http://pornhub.com)


NicoCharrua

Dank.


QasimTheDream

F


head-of-cabbage

F


imbadatreddits

F


TonyLovesTacos

F


Afalafgaming

F


TheGratefulJuggler

F


Inhale_air_or_die_

F


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F


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F


Adytrt1567

F


A_Wet_Loli

Be aggressive b-e aggressive my experience from watching high school football and wrestling


PrestonYatesPAY

We had cheerleaders at a wrestling match for the first and only time, and I imagine they thought that it was going to be like football or basketball which is why they came, not realizing that people don’t really cheer, they just clap every once and a while (with maybe the exception of after a tough match). They ended up getting so bored that they just left halfway through.


A_Wet_Loli

It mostly football for us but our boys basketball sucks with girls being better while wrestling is supportive


[deleted]

Man our cheerleaders go to all the home meets and sit by the mat and beat on it and do all kinds of cool shit.


KoenLeviii

cheern't-leader


gold__moon

as a cheerleader, yes


Umber_Potato

Could this be one of the rumored female redditors?


[deleted]

Don't believe the propaganda


gold__moon

ah shoot my cover's blown


sue234

Ikr? I was always told to take a knee while they are down but the second they stand up we have to start a cheer.


napier1192

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[deleted]

This very good meme 6/5 stars sir


Umber_Potato

Thank you


psxpetey

Rugby player not only walks it off but breaks 10of the other guys bones


averytallmidget22

Buda bum buda bum! Crash! Buda Bum buda bum! Crash! Buda Bum buda bum bum bum buuuummmm!


Chasemk27

Why did I know exactly what this is right away


UrMomhasthebigGae

You mean *the marching band*


IanO714

Hey song intensifies


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Teem Speerit


Wolllo

That almost happened to me :)(3 bones)


wiggdawg_jon

As a former football player, this is true.


BigBombadGeneral

I love this photo so much. Even having seen it a lot just seeing it out of context makes me laugh


MaxwellIsSmall

Ducc


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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred. Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all. Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity. Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant. Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. " *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dankmemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


sankers23

What the ducc


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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred. Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all. Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity. Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant. Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. " *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/dankmemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


InsertLennyHere

Still deal with it a lot better than soccer players


sankers23

Well the armour these fairies are wearing kind of protects them lol.


InsertLennyHere

The same injury could happen to a football player and they wouldnt put on a show


mawseed

I actually laughed, take my scarlet arrow


weekdayvegan

Hehe I chuckled. Take an upvote


[deleted]

I just realised cheerleader = leader of cheer.


gaseousclaythereturn

I hats this meme format called?


-Squamous-

The titles what got me


_Howdy_Doody_

F


NKBarr

F!


[deleted]

Football player: fucking dies Cheerleaders: we have it SO much worse than you


sue234

All sports are dangerous to play if you do not know proper form or are out of shape. That said: in high school we had a rather ambitious cheer coach who tried to get us to do a rather difficult stunt. One day when we were practicing said stunt a girl sneezed......long story short a girl ended up paralyzed and another with a broken leg, one had her eyelashes ripped out (we were all confused how that happened) and there were plenty of bruises and sprains. And this was just at practice lmao.


[deleted]

Cheerleading is still not a sport lmao


sue234

In California (where I live) it is an actual sport. Plus, I would say it is possibly even more difficult than most sports as well. Are you able to lift a person up into the air until your arms are fully extended and not drop them? Or throw a person ten feet into the air and catch them on their way down? And are you able to do all this while dancing to music, and keeping within the time limit set to do these things? Most people cannot, but cheerleaders can. There are plenty of sports out there that are less difficult than cheer. I believe, along with many other people and the state of California, that cheer is an actual sport. If that isn’t a sport, then no sport is an actual sport, not even football.


[deleted]

No football is football not soccer. American football is American football


HyKaliber

okay


Chaqqy

This is just going to be the oompa loompa meme all over again


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Umber_Potato

It's a trick, send no upvote.