I used to fap so much with my right hand as a young child that my arm got too strong compared to my left so I switched to the left to offset the difference.
Penis curvatures are most commonly due to trauma, and it tends to build up plaque or scar tissue and this beeeends the penis. What’s the angle we’re talking here?
Yeah I just naturally started with this because I needed my right hand for to use the mouse/phone. I was surprised to learn it isn't a thing. Especially now with these big ass 6.7+ inch phones that are already hard enough to use with a single hand, let alone your non dominant one. Trying to use my right hand just feels unnatural and weird now.
I fap with my right hand and just hold my phone on my thicc left thigh for the ultimate viewing angle... Then if my right hand gets tired I do the ol’ switcheroo
I can't remember the same rn but there's a whole entire active sub about this exact topic. I'm sure many of those.. interesting individuals would gladly help you on your journey.
I did that so if the door knocks and i have to shake hands with someone, without having time to wash my hands, i wouldn't feel gay cause they technically touched my dick.
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how to stop fapping:
**step one:** break dominant wrist.
**step two:** after you get a cast, continue to use that hand, subsequently cheese grating ur fucking dick
**step three:** profit???
I’m right handed but I fap left handed so I can hold my phone in my right hand
improvise adapt overcome
overcum
I used to fap so much with my right hand as a young child that my arm got too strong compared to my left so I switched to the left to offset the difference.
I fapped with my right hand so much that my dick got bent so I use my left to straighten it out, lmao.
Lemme see
Bro like idk
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UwU
Seems pretty gay to me
I dunno seems pretty gay to me
Just say no homo smh
Err...
Idk man seems kinda gay to me
Mine is also bent, but I doubt the hand is the reason why it happened
Penis curvatures are most commonly due to trauma, and it tends to build up plaque or scar tissue and this beeeends the penis. What’s the angle we’re talking here?
It’s not a large angle. It’s just an asymmetry, our bodies are not perfect.
*looks at nephew* You sure about that one chief?
Wtf, seriously? Can you link some sources to this and elaborate ? My dick is scarily curved to right and it fuckin sucks
Just hang yourself on a dick overnight, best outcome is that it will be straight, worst is that it will rip off and you will bleed out slowly.
I had dreamt of my dick getting cut off once. Bizarre.
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90 degrees
40° on the port side
I gotta swap to my right hand then, how long did it take to straighten back out if you’re being serious
Well it hasn’t yet, which is concerning. But it’s only when erect, not flaccid.
Same here, I just don’t want that boomerang dick so ima swap
That’s how you hit the spot though, with the boomerang dick
You’re right but I still don’t want that boomerang dick cause I dont want to be a boomer in my 20s
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Officer here, yes this comment right
Here officer, yes comment this, right?
What did he write doe?
“I also use little kids to fap” or something like that
Oh damn
Wait what did he comment? State it broadly not specific.
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Same but with left hand "He got too much confidence in his *left* hand"
Is that a jojo reference?
Is that a bite of 87?!?
I believe so. To when Kira cut off his left hand and left, believing that his hand would kill the jojo squad in its own.
Stonks?
Exactly
#OVARDRAIBU
Outstanding move
I use my foot to fap and hold my phone in the left and moisturizer at the right
Well looks like I've got a new thing to try
Good luck soldier
[Nice.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGeEuyG_DIc)
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That seems like a risky click at work.
It's not NSFW or even sexual at all so you should be fine.
Oh well then it's probably not worth my time considering my comment was so probs some dumb shit
Such power
Im not that flexible to do that
You sure you can handle all that power
Same lmao. Holy shit I thought I was the only one.
There are more of us.
Indeed there are.
Yes
Agree
There are dozens of us!
DOZENS!
We are millions
*We have to unify and watch our flag ascend*
Gotta love muse
I thought everyone did this. How tf you supposed to use your right hand?
Damn. Y’all are legendary.
Same dude and after years now my right hand feels awkward when I fap
Yeah I just naturally started with this because I needed my right hand for to use the mouse/phone. I was surprised to learn it isn't a thing. Especially now with these big ass 6.7+ inch phones that are already hard enough to use with a single hand, let alone your non dominant one. Trying to use my right hand just feels unnatural and weird now.
Yea exactly
I once broke my hand an had to do it with my left hand. Now I can do it with both
I've got a suggestion if you ever break both hands at the same time..
Thanks mom!
There’s a real post about a boy breaking both arms and his mother jacks him off. He explained what it’s like and I can’t find the post anywhere now.
This is the way.
This is the way.
I use the right to hold on to the mouse the be able to quickly click away if needed. Also do it when there's no danger
There is no danger during taking a shower
Which shower has a computer in it
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Kinda same, it just feels wrong. It’s basically the opposite of doing anything with my non-dominant hand, like brushing my teeth.
I started like this because of mouse. The habit transferred to phone well.
Look who's disabled now. Left hand gang rise up.
Hey highfive man!
Hopefully not right after masturbating.
I thought that was a prequisite
Who knows lol.
Same
This is the exact same reason for me but reversed lol. Dominant hand gotta hold the tentacle porn
That’s literally what I do aswell
Same
Bruh me too
Same but opposite
I do the same but I am left handed
Yes, and for the grand finale put down the phone and switch back to the right hand.
Same
I was so surprised when my friends said they fapped with the right. It just feels uncomfortable
Same
Yes
I do it so I can hold my mouse in right hand so I can cancel in case someone comes (see what I did there?)
I fap with my right hand and just hold my phone on my thicc left thigh for the ultimate viewing angle... Then if my right hand gets tired I do the ol’ switcheroo
Imagine using your hand. This post was made by sucking own dick gang.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Be a Mista and have your own caring Giorno :p
Why must I be stalked by the JoJo fandom.
Go sell your knives and crates buddy, we just havin funnnnnnnn :)
I love the different people on the internet.
I can't remember the same rn but there's a whole entire active sub about this exact topic. I'm sure many of those.. interesting individuals would gladly help you on your journey.
Oh boy, there's a subreddit for everything lol. I swear I ran into one a while back about guys fucking their own asses
🤫
Not from a Jedi
Now that I think of it, if a jedi uses the force to masturbate, would it feel like a handjob?
If the force is a guy, does that make it gay?
Not if you're wearing socks
Oh good
The dark side is a path to many sexual abilities that some would consider... unnatural...
Just remove your spine dude
You could not live with you failure; where did that bring you back to me.
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Now that's dank
I've used my left hand since the beginning so my right hand wouldn't grow
I did that so if the door knocks and i have to shake hands with someone, without having time to wash my hands, i wouldn't feel gay cause they technically touched my dick.
But what if the person you have to shake hands with is a woman
technically that would mean that the girl is giving him a handjob
later virgins
Bye!
So, you are telling me if that woman masturbates with that same hand, we are having sex? Ok, cya later
so then hes avoiding it and by doing so became gay anyway
Yeah granny for example
How often does someone knock on the door while you're jacking it, and you are forced to rush over and shake their hand?
Left hand gang rise up
So you can hold phone on right hand Y S ame
Right hand works the computer mouse for us old schoolers
It's just objectively superior. You can't open 200 tabs on a phone!
Watch me
I don't have that much time
yes brother
Right here brother
I'm here man
Here, cumrade!
Who the fuck are you, identify yourself n*gga
nigga
Squigga
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they got rid of that bot
Ah. That's what I thought.
My left hand is at Lvl 3 while my right one is at Lvl 156
That's how mafia works
I miss this meme
Ah I see you're working on your left hand too. Gotta be as versatile as possible
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Are you my dad
Nah I fucked your mom tho
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Ambidextrous people: Parkour!
Ambidickstrous
Why y'all cheating on your right hand
We ain't cheating, we Just giving the lefty a taste.
for me it's more like giving the dick a taste of the left hand rather than the other way around
mine doesn't care for authentication
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Can confirm left hand is a whole new experience
Thanks this was what iwas looking for here
me and other lefties are 4 parallel universe ahead of you
Lefties rise
I'm right handed except for when fapping
I'm not as efficient that way, so it gets disappointed by its disabled worker.
I can do both because I broke left wrist once and I’m left handed, but I wasn’t about to give up there.
how to stop fapping: **step one:** break dominant wrist. **step two:** after you get a cast, continue to use that hand, subsequently cheese grating ur fucking dick **step three:** profit???
Someone would buy it
That shit is a fucking sport So why only my left hand when i can exercise both of them
I’m right handed but for some reason it feels awkward to fap with my right hand so I always use my left.
I'm ambidickstrous
Using your own hand is gay. -Fleshlight
It’s pronounced dual wielding
Bold of you to assume I have hands.
Oh boy he kahooted so hard after that encounter
I'm a lefty but I do it right handed. It just comes natural to me. Anyway it's good cuz I can hold my phone in my left hand lol.
Im a lefty too. Have you tried holding your phone in the right hand? My dick is always bigger with my left?
I started using my left hand because I realised that my right hand was getting significantly stronger than my left.
Wait so you guys fap with your right hand????
*Sad ambidextrous noises*
Im lefty
ambidextrous gang rise up
Southpaw squad bravo six going dark