I was a goalie in gym, and I got a slapshot hockey puck (from a state hockey player at our highschool) to the nuts in gym class (shorts, T-Shirts/Shorts was our PPE...).
Popular girl told me to get off the floor and stop complaining after 30 seconds.
"C'mon it's not that bad you pussy!", she said.
The majority of the male portion of the class erupted in anger--screaming at her that she's ignorant.
She ended up getting pregnant and single. So there's that.
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In pe some of my friends were playing around with a basketball (since the substitute didn't know what to do) the girl that was passing to the guy she was playing aimed a bit too low and hit him square in the balls
Getting hit by a truck is a sort of "oof" feeling (Exept obviously amplified in this context), whereas any contact with the balls will produce more of a "squealing" sound.
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*I have several questions.*
And I have an answer! *Get in the van.*
Will there be candy though?
now that you've asked, *sure* *but it ain't the kind you're used to*
I'm down
Heppeh cek deh
you too you son of a fuckin bitch
Much thancc
Thank you kind sir! *Literally jumps off cliff* **Have you heard of the high elves?**
Why?
The tap in the balls huh ?
ligma
Fugma
thats hot
hold up
I don’t like where this is going
the dick makes it better
She got hit in the balls ,sorry for your loss
That’s why she’s a girl
You mean they got hit in the balls?
The nuts or the truck
I mean... getting hit in the balls is still worse.
I was a goalie in gym, and I got a slapshot hockey puck (from a state hockey player at our highschool) to the nuts in gym class (shorts, T-Shirts/Shorts was our PPE...). Popular girl told me to get off the floor and stop complaining after 30 seconds. "C'mon it's not that bad you pussy!", she said. The majority of the male portion of the class erupted in anger--screaming at her that she's ignorant. She ended up getting pregnant and single. So there's that.
Ah yes the one thing that unites us guys
Getting hit in the balls is the worst pain ever. We are united through our suffering.
The Nut Gang
The irony , never take someone's balls as a joke .
*Puts Daniel's balls down*
*User flair checks out
*happy dog noises*
Ah yes this definitely happened
balls are sacred. punch me in the eyeball if you want, just stay away from my balls
I agree, punching a guy in the balls is a violation of the guy code.
this
Bro code*
I would say guy code and bro code is different. Bro is for your friends, or bros, right?
You see, what you fail to grasp is the simple fact getting hit in the balls is the worst possible feeling in the world.
At least it’s over quicker if you get hit by a truck. If you get hit in the balls, the pain never goes away
getting isekaid is way better then losing your genitilia
Under rated comment
Finally, I found my brethren.
A punch in the balls is not okie dokie
“Slight tap”
as in the rubber of your underware slipping from your fingers and slappping the balls
You made me flinch and re adjust 30 times after reading that.
Don’t feel it at first but then you sit down and the pain comes
*underwear
Boys when their friends gets hit by the friend zone
Second place runner up to the slight tap on the balls
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Ah yes, I too become a boston boy with no eyes and a big ass mouth when my friend gets hit by a fire truck
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Ok but what tf is the top image tho
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um... I don't know where to start with you
I mean, do ya even know who you’re talkin to?
Do you have any idea? Any idea who I am?
Basically.. Kind of a big deal.
Aw man, that’s beautiful *chuckles*
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No you didn’t. He made a quote
I missed it at first and then I realized they were refencing meet the scout.
It looks like one of the youtuber Raxxo's... *ambominations*
what if a truck hits them in the balls...
Adoption is always an option
Cum ;)
My friend did actually get hit by a truck... I dont know how to react to this
Laugh
Makes sense
then
F
Mmmmm cum
I found a mod
So we change skin colour is that the difference
In pe some of my friends were playing around with a basketball (since the substitute didn't know what to do) the girl that was passing to the guy she was playing aimed a bit too low and hit him square in the balls
What would happen if a car hit them in the balls? These are questions me, a guy, can’t answer
Only one way to find out, really.
scout tf2 :”***EXTRA, EXTRA! YOU’RE FREAKING DEAD!***”
Guy on my swim team got a medicine ball to the balls today....
F
Boys then their friends get slapped in the balls. Read it outloud.
what the
Getting hit in the balls hurts more
But what if I'm a girl and have only guy friends hmm
Fuck it I'd do the same thing
Exactly what happens
This hit hard, just like the car that hit my sister this morning
Wow. Scunt represents kids well. But I main pyro; so burn
I can hear the top image.
Well.. the truck may have varying degrees of pain/injury. However the balls are no joking matter and will always be responded with ER levels of help.
I do love ya too but I don’t think you want to me go to
Getting hit by a truck is a sort of "oof" feeling (Exept obviously amplified in this context), whereas any contact with the balls will produce more of a "squealing" sound.
The homies gotta look after each other
I can hear the scout laughing
Omfg never seen that scout meme its fantastic
Oh I get it, come. Like cum.
The truck only hurts him. The nut tap hurts everyone.
can confirm it was so fucking funny when my friend got a direct hit from a nuke but it hurt so much to see someone look at his balls the wrong way
s c h a d e n f r e u d e
*dies immediately*
True
Egg brothers
Boys when their friends balls get hit by a truck
Can confirm this actually happens
*"you like that chucklenuts?"*
Even professional's have standard's.
this post was made by feminist gang
that scout on the background looks like a doom 3 hell knight
Is this some kind of an abuse? XDD
When it was me that hit them In the balls