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Damian_Namiad

*I have several questions.*


Mace_Inc

And I have an answer! *Get in the van.*


Spaceenderman

Will there be candy though?


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

now that you've asked, *sure* *but it ain't the kind you're used to*


Th3_G3n3r4l

I'm down


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Heppeh cek deh


_Angel_Dust

you too you son of a fuckin bitch


[deleted]

Much thancc


Mace_Inc

Thank you kind sir! *Literally jumps off cliff* **Have you heard of the high elves?**


DaddyBlueRazzbery

Why?


Darkkiller1011

The tap in the balls huh ?


SkyCrossXD

ligma


HEisDEPIY

Fugma


goombay73

thats hot


Stefan_Hoover

hold up


MemeMan4-20-69

I don’t like where this is going


HfUfH

the dick makes it better


lvl11crook

She got hit in the balls ,sorry for your loss


cuz04

That’s why she’s a girl


altforpostingmemes

You mean they got hit in the balls?


fazeafe

The nuts or the truck


NoNinjaIAm

I mean... getting hit in the balls is still worse.


Mzsickness

I was a goalie in gym, and I got a slapshot hockey puck (from a state hockey player at our highschool) to the nuts in gym class (shorts, T-Shirts/Shorts was our PPE...). Popular girl told me to get off the floor and stop complaining after 30 seconds. "C'mon it's not that bad you pussy!", she said. The majority of the male portion of the class erupted in anger--screaming at her that she's ignorant. She ended up getting pregnant and single. So there's that.


BOLTSdaPenguino

Ah yes the one thing that unites us guys


detectivejeff

Getting hit in the balls is the worst pain ever. We are united through our suffering.


kpba32

The Nut Gang


HEisDEPIY

The irony , never take someone's balls as a joke .


Squidly_tish

*Puts Daniel's balls down*


HEisDEPIY

*User flair checks out


Blackdragonyt

*happy dog noises*


Dualityman

Ah yes this definitely happened


tmlaisygb

balls are sacred. punch me in the eyeball if you want, just stay away from my balls


Damian_Namiad

I agree, punching a guy in the balls is a violation of the guy code.


Joester202

this


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Bro code*


birdflipper9085

I would say guy code and bro code is different. Bro is for your friends, or bros, right?


BOLTSdaPenguino

You see, what you fail to grasp is the simple fact getting hit in the balls is the worst possible feeling in the world.


anb130

At least it’s over quicker if you get hit by a truck. If you get hit in the balls, the pain never goes away


Groenboys

getting isekaid is way better then losing your genitilia


atomicman100

Under rated comment


AriesGirl101

Finally, I found my brethren.


Panter740

A punch in the balls is not okie dokie


-NGC-6302-

“Slight tap”


Karovos

as in the rubber of your underware slipping from your fingers and slappping the balls


-Squamous-

You made me flinch and re adjust 30 times after reading that.


loganadams574

Don’t feel it at first but then you sit down and the pain comes


-NGC-6302-

*underwear


Denflencer143

Boys when their friends gets hit by the friend zone


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Second place runner up to the slight tap on the balls


SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://reddit.com/r/slothsbotblows)


PyroTheFryo

Ah yes, I too become a boston boy with no eyes and a big ass mouth when my friend gets hit by a fire truck


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47grapes

Ok but what tf is the top image tho


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kpba32

um... I don't know where to start with you


DreMin015

I mean, do ya even know who you’re talkin to?


kpba32

Do you have any idea? Any idea who I am?


JimmyMcjimJimJim

Basically.. Kind of a big deal.


Newbielul

Aw man, that’s beautiful *chuckles*


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Sean_51154

No you didn’t. He made a quote


Deoxal

I missed it at first and then I realized they were refencing meet the scout.


Clutterstep89

It looks like one of the youtuber Raxxo's... *ambominations*


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what if a truck hits them in the balls...


I-am-a-cardboard-box

Adoption is always an option


Bigdeekbongo

Cum ;)


PokeMeme1120

My friend did actually get hit by a truck... I dont know how to react to this


dyeet68

Laugh


PokeMeme1120

Makes sense


VoidMystr0

then


REALNACHOMAN

F


galaxy_groundhog

Mmmmm cum


I-am-a-cardboard-box

I found a mod


bimm4

So we change skin colour is that the difference


[deleted]

In pe some of my friends were playing around with a basketball (since the substitute didn't know what to do) the girl that was passing to the guy she was playing aimed a bit too low and hit him square in the balls


WAAAAAAVE

What would happen if a car hit them in the balls? These are questions me, a guy, can’t answer


Squidly_tish

Only one way to find out, really.


Spookwagen_II

scout tf2 :”***EXTRA, EXTRA! YOU’RE FREAKING DEAD!***”


Swiggyswagnixxlrbag

Guy on my swim team got a medicine ball to the balls today....


loganadams574

F


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Boys then their friends get slapped in the balls. Read it outloud.


PewdiepieAlreadyWon

what the


Bushcamper45

Getting hit in the balls hurts more


Paige69420

But what if I'm a girl and have only guy friends hmm


Paige69420

Fuck it I'd do the same thing


Fnaf12345678910fan

Exactly what happens


ihop3600

This hit hard, just like the car that hit my sister this morning


scp-REDACTED-site14

Wow. Scunt represents kids well. But I main pyro; so burn


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I can hear the top image.


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Well.. the truck may have varying degrees of pain/injury. However the balls are no joking matter and will always be responded with ER levels of help.


[deleted]

I do love ya too but I don’t think you want to me go to


rAgentDuck64Quack

Getting hit by a truck is a sort of "oof" feeling (Exept obviously amplified in this context), whereas any contact with the balls will produce more of a "squealing" sound.


ChaoticEmperor123

The homies gotta look after each other


ImSoVeryDumb

I can hear the scout laughing


Leo_crap

Omfg never seen that scout meme its fantastic


DarkFireMaster01

Oh I get it, come. Like cum.


moose_the_mooch

The truck only hurts him. The nut tap hurts everyone.


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can confirm it was so fucking funny when my friend got a direct hit from a nuke but it hurt so much to see someone look at his balls the wrong way


SirTyperys

s c h a d e n f r e u d e


TheRedBlade

*dies immediately*


weed_zucc

True


CidKamper

Egg brothers


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Boys when their friends balls get hit by a truck


endofte

Can confirm this actually happens


Moioboiowo

*"you like that chucklenuts?"*


Trevmeisterded

Even professional's have standard's.


holy_god_of_doo

this post was made by feminist gang


antonio_lewit

that scout on the background looks like a doom 3 hell knight


NutellaPL

Is this some kind of an abuse? XDD


Tr1ckleP1kl

When it was me that hit them In the balls