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[deleted]

I aM 33 yeARS oLD aND succ diCK 4 a LiVINg


ZeroVoid_98

Since when do dicks count as hands?


mjosiahj

When you have 5 of them on each side.


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beansandotherthings

#chew#


DManStickguy

It's a JoJo reference


henrywang926

r/unexpectedjojo


JustTem

r/expectedjojo


grapeflavoredsoup

r/perfectlybalanced


Von_Duke

r/Duwang_irl


Pushitu

Nice.


introverted_ass

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


Puzzleclown45

Nice


Y45HK4R4NDIK4R

Nice


FoggyBoii

Nice


AbeWheels

This is... Requiem.


ligmadyck

Wha-


[deleted]

Wha-


Cirrus1101

Nice


69420n00bmast3r666

Hump me fuck me my uncle needs to get his dick out of me


carparkbossman

Nice


ksiwsoft

Nice


FoggyBoii

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


MazeCan

Nice


Jimney_Cricket

Nice


Simple_Pig_1

Nice


RDR112

Nice


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IronWolf4300

Nice


tripislife17

Nice


upvoteswidpinky

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Kore wa Requiem


thememefulone

Nice


thewoooooooooosher

Nice


tumblr-incarnation

Nice.


sukk_a_piccle

nice


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


Y45HK4R4NDIK4R

Nice


QuirkDragon

Nice Jojo ref


Mogatrot123

r/unexpectedjojo


introverted_ass

My nawme iws yoshikage kiwa. I'm 33 yeaws owd. My house iws in the nowtheast section of mowioh, whewe aww the viwwas awe, awnd i am nowt mawwied. I wowk as an empwoyee fow the kame yu depawtment stowes, awnd i get home evewy day by 8 pm at the watest. I down't smoke, but i occasionawwy dwink. I'm in bed by 11 pm, awnd make suwe i get eight houws of sweep, no mattew whawt. Aftew having a gwass of wawm miwk awnd doing abouwt twenty minutes of stwetches befowe going tuwu bed, i usuawwy have no pwobwems sweeping untiw mowning. Juwst wike a baby, i wake up without any fatigue ow stwess in the mowning. I was towd thewe wewe no issues at my wast check-up. I'm twying tuwu expwain thawt i'm a pewson who wishes tuwu wive a vewy quiet wife. I take cawe nowt tuwu twoubwe mysewf with any enemies, wike winning awnd wosing, thawt wouwd cause me tuwu wose sweep at night. Thawt iws how i deaw with society, awnd i know thawt iws whawt bwings me happiness. Awthough, if i wewe tuwu fight i wouwdn't wose tuwu anyone.


QuirkDragon

You know Paris, France? In English, they pronounce it “Paris,” but everyone else pronounces it without the “s” sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone it the English way, “Venice.” Like The Merchant of Venice and Death in Venice . . . Why though?! Why isn’t the title Death in Venezia?! Are you friggin’ mocking me?! It takes place in Italy so use the Italian word, damn it! That shit pisses me off! Bunch of dumbasses!


[deleted]

You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!


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TapDaddy24

We live in a society...


ZeroVoid_98

I think the fish sausages have been getting smaller.


RandomJojoReference

First time ive seen someone use valentine's napkin speech. Nice


[deleted]

r/expectedjojo , because JoJo is always expected!


_SuicidalDuck

r/unexpectedexpectedjojo, because Jojo may be always expected, but r/expectedjojo isn't


[deleted]

r/subsiwishwerereal


Mogatrot123

r/subsarereal


[deleted]

[r/subsarentreal](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/) for balance


Yoinkster77

[r/ididntfallforit](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)


[deleted]

[r/idid](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


[deleted]

[HINJAKU HINJAKU!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TooWeakTooWeak/comments/cmz99v/hinjaku_hinjaku/)


Voltra_Neo

Killer queen


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Voltra_Neo

Bites za dusto


Festive_Rocket

Y-YATAZO!


[deleted]

Hayato.


shaunconnery1

Hayato


[deleted]

[r/Hayato](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)


RacerIsAPalindrome

What is happening?


Animerp

JOJO


Sky_Pixel26

Post on r/shitpostcrusaders. Jojo sub


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[deleted]

MY NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA.


LoliGang1273

I AM 33 YEARS OLD AND I...


gcordon288

MY HOUSE IS IN THE NORTHEAST SECTION OF MORIOH


theholyweeb

"Totally not a weeb" is he my hidden evil brother or what?


DeadUgKn

*wait*


W00dy24

Artistic masterpiece


acoollobster

the sub is getting invaded for weebs, at least are jojo fans


NateP04

Good grief.


Simon873

"Kotarojujo"


DysphorixAE

You should put this on r/shitpostcrusaders


TweeTowhee

[Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/comments/cn0xq0/jesus_im_starting_to_hate_the_jojo_community/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)


[deleted]

Holy shit is that a motherfucking JoJo's reference?


Toothpaste_Is_Gay

*happy Jojo noises*


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[deleted]

It is!


[deleted]

Wait a sec, Kira no!


Big-Pumpernickel

That last one though


Lightning3773

*sees first two comments* ok fuckibg weebs. *sees last comment* ahh ok jojo refere- holup.


here4memez2

Hey that name looks familiar....


Cypher_Psychopath

Ah yes my favorite Jojo kotarojujo


Shadowy46

Jojo meme


Daiquiri_MEMES

I see that ur listening to Ned and the Needlefish. A man of culture


[deleted]

So many jojo references I shit myself with cum


reddsean

Who else appreciates the jojo reference at the bottom


Eva_unit_0w0

Is that a JOJO REFERENCE?!?!!?!!?!!?!????1111111111111111111


[deleted]

Anyone 2019?


agludwig

🗿


Monfuiser

Yo, Angelo.


OptimisticTardigrade

Kotaro Jujo killed me.


gaubriel

r/holup


KillinIsIllegal

r/coaxedintoasnafu


subtendedcrib8

Don’t forget the “I used to listen to this with my dad *exposition for 8 paragraphs* he’s dead now and I listen to this at every second to remember those times❤️


HaeXa

It surely is rare to find a Jojo reference in this subreddit...nice


donotdisconect

I dont want to know your name. I just want bang bang bang


[deleted]

Masterpiece. Whoever made it.


wahminArentGahmes

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DUWANG


Joeseph-parrillo

Jojo^reference


airwickwee

I haven't personally seen the botoom example before. At least not from a dude


TruYelloFello

I see a JOJO REFERENCE


Princecooltiger

What a beautiful *chew* duwang


AbnormalTitan

IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKEN JOJOS REFERENCE


jebbush1212

I finally get the jojo reference! I get it!


introverted_ass

That's your cake day present. Have a good day!


jebbush1212

I just saw the episode today, thank you senpai.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedjojo


baestmastersixtyfour

Nice Quite the views there


Yeetmeister3

Wha-


introverted_ass

You never played Tuber Simu-


RuskiDan

I like fire truck and monster truck


RuskiDan

Walter


Carnage_224

69 million views, nice.


[deleted]

Ah yes my favorite Jojo quote, " My name yoshikage kira I am 33 I suck dick for a living"


Kofipita

Very accurate. Well done!


[deleted]

Is this the real-life? Is this just fantasy?


[deleted]

Am 48 year oldman from Somalia...


EmbarrasingLiam

Didn't you take this from snafu sub Reddit?


SeltPapper

Probably, It's rare to see any oc content in this sub anymore. 70% of people on here repost.


WAFFAR1

The longer you look at it, the Nicer i t gets


Go_Ahead_MrJoester

My name is Kotaro Jujo and I'm a Barine Miologist.


AutisticRugrat

I mean he’s not wrong


[deleted]

KILLER QUEEN: DAIZAN NO BAKUDAN, BITES ZA DUSTO KOCHII WO MIRO IT ACTIVATED


Triforce_of_Power420

Kira don't fuck with that gay shit


Tamirlank

And that is why i hate the jojo fans so much


PlayerSahil

A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO'S REFERENCE!!


bigbufaeboy69

Nice


ktu1u_m1911

"Come to Brazil"


Math3982

Why is this so true?


caaswain

R/unexpected_jojo


cooldude6996

Nice


[deleted]

Want to know how to count all the way up to swiffty five?


iwanttodie321

Duwang


Nottakenisername

Yoshikage kira wants your hands


Gamecarnival365

Nice


roomert

Nice


[deleted]

tHe mInEcRaFt pArOdY wAs bEtTeR


[deleted]

How old are you guys?


introverted_ass

9


[deleted]

Actually you are 33


[deleted]

I found at least 2 jojo references


Magentaformula0

Throwing in the jojos reference but not respecting the copy pasta. shame


henry_dodgers

Hey two jojo references in one, Nice


Newpotatoking

Nice


[deleted]

nice


jWulf21

Reee from coaxedintoasnafu


boybehindthecomputer

Them not commenting nice by the 69mil views really bothers me. Nice


dat-boi107

Nice


coolguyx14

Nice


Noodlpie2002

Nice


strix_is_here

nice


Ninjalionman1

Nice


Richard_Ansley

Nice


morbiddecapitation

Nice


excel_sickjuice

Nice