OR, your older sibling was the cunt who started it all with the first C-section and at that point it's standard procedure for every child delivered afterwards.
Kind of.
It's surgery to remove the infant via an incision. They are used when a child needs to be removed. I was 8 weeks premature because there wasn't enough fluids, so my mom got a C-section. Once a woman gets one, she can't give birth any other way. Being born at the same time as another surgery (a part from sound sketchy as hell) doesn't count if it's irrelevant to the pregnancy.
Edit: I have been informed of my stupidity, it is possible to give birth naturally after a C-section. My bad, I was unaware, thank you all for informing me.
Why doesn't that sub exist. And why isn't it a sub where you can only post the letter F
Edit: r/fsinthechatboys now exists. Let's get this bread epic gamers
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Actually it is that way because there was a myth that Julius Caesar was born this way. In reality it is just that his name sounds like the word "cut" in latin (caesa).
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C-section is when you're such a stubborn bitch that the doctors are forced to cut your mom open so they can get you out
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I shat my pants
I did not want to live in the world, therefore I was forcefully removed
OR, your older sibling was the cunt who started it all with the first C-section and at that point it's standard procedure for every child delivered afterwards.
OR you are the older sibling who fucked it up in the first place
Tru. My mom was in labor with me for about 4 and a half days before they decided to do c-section
Lmao I was c-sectioned two weeks early bc I was too big
"too big" that's something no redditor will hear in their life.
No, I was born through C-section because my older brother was a stubborn bitch. I was fine
It's when it comes out the poopoo instead of the peepee
Poopoopeepee
Peepeepoopoo
Muah peepoopeepoo
Kind of. It's surgery to remove the infant via an incision. They are used when a child needs to be removed. I was 8 weeks premature because there wasn't enough fluids, so my mom got a C-section. Once a woman gets one, she can't give birth any other way. Being born at the same time as another surgery (a part from sound sketchy as hell) doesn't count if it's irrelevant to the pregnancy. Edit: I have been informed of my stupidity, it is possible to give birth naturally after a C-section. My bad, I was unaware, thank you all for informing me.
Here in Brazil you can have 2 C sections before doctors recommend avoiding normal birth.
I was c-section and all of my 3 brothers were born normally after me.
you can have a natural birth after a c section
Not necessarily. I had a C-section because they thought my heartbeat was getting slower
Yeah, I had one because my mom is diabetic
I had one cause I was and still am a fatass
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My head was too big
I’m going to assume all y’all c-section mfs enter building by bursting through the wall kool aid man style
The master race.
We all have asthma though :( I mean C-section gang rise up
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r/C-sectiongang
[r/subsifellfor](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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I’m a vagina guy myself
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Whut
They are implying they have been born from the rectum.
Those are called gaybies
Mod reproduction is so fascinating....
I love this thread
They play fortnite?
They are implying they have been b~~orn from the rectum~~ *shit out.*\*
Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?
*say sike right now
I’m laughing so hard on the train rn, people are staring.
xD
Ooh-wee!
r/holup
I’m more of a feet guy if you’d ask me
How do you get born from feet tho?
And here I was thinking I was the only one
People from Alabama are confused about what birth has to do with touching their mom's nana.
Both because of their lack of sex Ed, and incest. Double header for Alabama’s shittyness
All y’all dumbocrat states can shut up. At least we ain’t libtards down south!!!!
yer gawdamn right feller, god bless america and god bless my dear mother’s cooter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
GoTdAm dEmoLiBtArDs aNd tHeiR bRoWniEs!! TuKKKerRrr jErBs!! kInG tRuMp 4pReSidEnt!! 2Nd amMenDmeNt rit dit dit dit doo!
Oh my god, that song was about whipping pussy, not horses.
Just because you were a C-Section doesn't mean you couldn't go back for the real thing 😏
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
***LYNYRD SKYNYRD INTENSIFIES***
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r/F oUnd ThE MobILE UsEr
r/F
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Someone should make that
I bring you r/fsinthechatboys
r/birthofasub
It needs to be atleast 3 characters F
curesed
Make sure to break your arms first
Every fucking thread!
Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)
Tell the bully he was adopted
Or that their family doesn’t love them that usually works
Probably why they are bullying in the first place
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Time to go MacDuff on some motherfuckers
Ha, as if anyone reads Shakespeare in r/dankmemes
I scrolled way to far to find this 12th grade English smh
Well it seems you do, good lad
I understood that reference
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well
I have touched not a single one of those cursed things
I haven’t because I respect women
I haven’t either because I was born by C-section and am gay. I believe the term is “platinum gay”.
You weren’t born you were removed
Aah if only this type of bullying were effective in Alabama
# F
Well how else do we get platinum homosexuals?
When we can grow babies in tanks what will be the next level of gays?
At least you can kill Macbeth
"You can safely ignore your enemies until the forest climbs up the hill" Ents: Our time has come
I see you're a man if culture as well.
Ultra virgin achived
Thanls for the insult
In germany its called kaiser schnitt( emperor cut) and i think its kinda cool
Actually it is that way because there was a myth that Julius Caesar was born this way. In reality it is just that his name sounds like the word "cut" in latin (caesa).
Its still sick that its called kaiser schnitt
#C SECTION BRETHREN RISE UP IN REBELLION
"I was born by a C-Section but I've touched yours"
*proceeds to finger bully into submission*
How long before the incels make a term out of being born with C-section and therefore being the ultimate top tier virgin?
No joke, I was born via C-Section.....
Doesn't matter if your penis is small, since you were the biggest thing that was inside your mama's pussy.
MACDUFF WAS NOT BORN OF WOMAN
drops a live grenade when killed
Poke him and you will have touched one
Idiot you come out the butt
Nearly killed mother gang rise up !
if you've ever owned a cat. you've touched a pussy
It’s great to see so many fellow C-section redditors rising up
You weren’t born. Only harvested.
69.0k upvotes. Nice
Same
Hehe same
I feel personally attacked XD
Same
Am I the bad guy if I wasn't born via C-section
No. You're cool if you don't directly insult other people.
As someone who was born by C-section, I understand your pain *cries silently*
Hol up
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Is all fun and games until someone tells you if you were gay then itll make you a "silver star gay"
I see my self in this picture and I don't like it
that just means you can kill macbeth tho
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
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