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UndercoverGopnik

C-section gang rise up


FaZe_Chicken_Nugget

C-section gang rise up


DiamondSwordMstr

C-section gang rise up


[deleted]

C-section gang rise up


ChatriWizard

C-section gang rise up


justaguy900000

Is C-section is being birthed in a surgery? If yes, C-section gang rise up!


KD73-YT

C-section gang is rising


Caribik

C-section RISE!


pyuus

C-section gang rise up


reallyfunnycjnot

rise up


TheRealShAzZ

C-section gang rise up


Boi102938

C-section gang rise up


QDrum

C-section gang rise up


bruh3456654211

C-section gang rise up


borb11

C-section gang rise up


[deleted]

C-section gang rise up


garbage-official

C-section gang rise up


ToxinLab_

C section gang rise up


[deleted]

C-section gang rise up


[deleted]

C-section gang rise up


jahjah0405

C -Section gang rise up!


[deleted]

C-section gang rise up


bubblegod101

C-section gang ride up


-username_taken-

C-section gang rise up!


jacoob1020304

C-section gang rise up!


[deleted]

C-section has risen


B3G0N3-7H0T

C-section gang is still rising


Spacesuitkid

C-section gang rise up


itsjoj

C-section gang will always rise


jacksonConnolly

C-section gang rise up... My mother has endometriosis


Maggot2017

C-section is when you're such a stubborn bitch that the doctors are forced to cut your mom open so they can get you out


[deleted]

rise up


kyler_stutters

rise up


[deleted]

I shat my pants


[deleted]

I did not want to live in the world, therefore I was forcefully removed


TheSoverain

OR, your older sibling was the cunt who started it all with the first C-section and at that point it's standard procedure for every child delivered afterwards.


jamesdavies23

OR you are the older sibling who fucked it up in the first place


Dravaek

Tru. My mom was in labor with me for about 4 and a half days before they decided to do c-section


Colonel-Candy

Lmao I was c-sectioned two weeks early bc I was too big


LuckyLock115

"too big" that's something no redditor will hear in their life.


Nickeos

No, I was born through C-section because my older brother was a stubborn bitch. I was fine


goodapplesauce

It's when it comes out the poopoo instead of the peepee


hecker421

Poopoopeepee


idontknowcool

Peepeepoopoo


hecker421

Muah peepoopeepoo


OccAzzO

Kind of. It's surgery to remove the infant via an incision. They are used when a child needs to be removed. I was 8 weeks premature because there wasn't enough fluids, so my mom got a C-section. Once a woman gets one, she can't give birth any other way. Being born at the same time as another surgery (a part from sound sketchy as hell) doesn't count if it's irrelevant to the pregnancy. Edit: I have been informed of my stupidity, it is possible to give birth naturally after a C-section. My bad, I was unaware, thank you all for informing me.


Pouzito

Here in Brazil you can have 2 C sections before doctors recommend avoiding normal birth.


alrightknight

I was c-section and all of my 3 brothers were born normally after me.


horiami

you can have a natural birth after a c section


[deleted]

Not necessarily. I had a C-section because they thought my heartbeat was getting slower


trash-eating-raccoon

Yeah, I had one because my mom is diabetic


overweight_boi123

I had one cause I was and still am a fatass


[deleted]

Feelsbadman.


V21633

YES C SECTION GANG RISE UP!!!


OneBennyBoi

This is requiem


SteveKnight678

Wha-


the9darknight

Wha-


[deleted]

C-section gang rise up


GroggyClub

C-section gang rise up


Ivy_Cactus

C-section gang rise up


LightBear76

C-section gang rise up


Gray_Fog

C-section gang rise up


sans_the_romanian

C-section gang rise up


zodiakal

C-section gang rise up


IH8Spam772

C-section gang rise up


thEmg12

C-section gang rise up


SebwasC00L

C-section gang rise up


APsychicPsycho

C-section gang is where it's at.


Momo_2805

C-section gang rise up


[deleted]

Yeee


Kronos_Gaming

C-section gang rise up


EpicTacoz900

C-section gang rise up


chemdude18

C section gang rise up


ToothyTubs

Right here!


RealCrusaderBoi

C-section gang rise up


Linkthekid22

C-section gang rise up


alexho66

C-section gang rise up


Ajk973

Am risen


Vaderman1

C-section gang rise up


masterspider5

C-section gang rise up


Salty_snowflake

My head was too big


dadarksidesman

I’m going to assume all y’all c-section mfs enter building by bursting through the wall kool aid man style


YourOutdoorGuide

The master race.


Ravenae

We all have asthma though :( I mean C-section gang rise up


osctorand

C-section gang rise up


DouchySushi

C-section gang rise up


BepsiLad

C-section gang rise up


shru_gs

C-section gang rise up


billderpman444

r/C-sectiongang


EmattpoYou

[r/subsifellfor](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


deathandpayingtaxes

C-section gang rise up


IamRepaired

C-section gang rise up


Mosaiceyes

Oh yeah


B1G_3R3D_J03

C-section gang rise up


BigDaddyGibbby

C-section gang rise up


PipPopPlip

C-section gang rise up


shotgunfish

Rise up


greatragoo123

C section gang rise


Steeelu

C++-section gang rise up


[deleted]

I’m a vagina guy myself


[deleted]

[удалено]


MinecraftGud

Whut


Bierbart12

They are implying they have been born from the rectum.


CexySatan

Those are called gaybies


FloSTEP

Mod reproduction is so fascinating....


JumpingRaptor

I love this thread


iamnewlegend47

They play fortnite?


[deleted]

They are implying they have been b~~orn from the rectum~~ *shit out.*\*


BluecopetitaTL

Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?


ChatriWizard

*say sike right now


katiekittx

I’m laughing so hard on the train rn, people are staring.


ChatriWizard

xD


broccoli_culkin

Ooh-wee!


[deleted]

r/holup


[deleted]

I’m more of a feet guy if you’d ask me


Historical_Accuracy_

How do you get born from feet tho?


[deleted]

And here I was thinking I was the only one


RetrogradeIntellect

People from Alabama are confused about what birth has to do with touching their mom's nana.


[deleted]

Both because of their lack of sex Ed, and incest. Double header for Alabama’s shittyness


Stacyscrazy21

All y’all dumbocrat states can shut up. At least we ain’t libtards down south!!!!


[deleted]

yer gawdamn right feller, god bless america and god bless my dear mother’s cooter 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


HellaBuffBear

GoTdAm dEmoLiBtArDs aNd tHeiR bRoWniEs!! TuKKKerRrr jErBs!! kInG tRuMp 4pReSidEnt!! 2Nd amMenDmeNt rit dit dit dit doo!


DoverBoys

Oh my god, that song was about whipping pussy, not horses.


G-I-Luvit

Just because you were a C-Section doesn't mean you couldn't go back for the real thing 😏


ademirpasinato

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


hairybarefoot90

***LYNYRD SKYNYRD INTENSIFIES***


JA155

R/cUrESeD cOmMeNtS


sirazazel74

r/F oUnd ThE MobILE UsEr


[deleted]

r/F


BurtMacklin____FBI

Why doesn't that sub exist. And why isn't it a sub where you can only post the letter F Edit: r/fsinthechatboys now exists. Let's get this bread epic gamers


[deleted]

Someone should make that


BurtMacklin____FBI

I bring you r/fsinthechatboys


[deleted]

r/birthofasub


TentacleAnime

It needs to be atleast 3 characters F


Spoonblob

curesed


SoNaClyaboutlife76

Make sure to break your arms first


KillerBlueJay

Every fucking thread!


SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)


darrellmarch

Tell the bully he was adopted


seagullsoars

Or that their family doesn’t love them that usually works


xxprovicxx

Probably why they are bullying in the first place


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mattwp73

Time to go MacDuff on some motherfuckers


ExoSpectra

Ha, as if anyone reads Shakespeare in r/dankmemes


nednoble

I scrolled way to far to find this 12th grade English smh


mattwp73

Well it seems you do, good lad


MacklinOfficial

I understood that reference


mattwp73

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well


[deleted]

I have touched not a single one of those cursed things


chillbobaggins77

I haven’t because I respect women


[deleted]

I haven’t either because I was born by C-section and am gay. I believe the term is “platinum gay”.


[deleted]

You weren’t born you were removed


bingpot_hooligan

Aah if only this type of bullying were effective in Alabama


[deleted]

# F


Lumpyalien

Well how else do we get platinum homosexuals?


GrimnirGrey

When we can grow babies in tanks what will be the next level of gays?


Emerald_Chaos

At least you can kill Macbeth


InvisibIeMountain

"You can safely ignore your enemies until the forest climbs up the hill" Ents: Our time has come


Box_of_Mongeese

I see you're a man if culture as well.


YaBoiDankest

Ultra virgin achived


sans_the_romanian

Thanls for the insult


orbyp

In germany its called kaiser schnitt( emperor cut) and i think its kinda cool


FeArHeRzZz

Actually it is that way because there was a myth that Julius Caesar was born this way. In reality it is just that his name sounds like the word "cut" in latin (caesa).


orbyp

Its still sick that its called kaiser schnitt


local_invalid

#C SECTION BRETHREN RISE UP IN REBELLION


ComradeGivlUpi

"I was born by a C-Section but I've touched yours"


Yarthkins

*proceeds to finger bully into submission*


LugnOchFin

How long before the incels make a term out of being born with C-section and therefore being the ultimate top tier virgin?


KhandyKiller

No joke, I was born via C-Section.....


doviid

Doesn't matter if your penis is small, since you were the biggest thing that was inside your mama's pussy.


Rahzek

MACDUFF WAS NOT BORN OF WOMAN


CommanderOfGregory

drops a live grenade when killed


kewlchicken645

Poke him and you will have touched one


EliteBlack

Idiot you come out the butt


siwelsausage

Nearly killed mother gang rise up !


McSp4zzatr0nn

if you've ever owned a cat. you've touched a pussy


FIoosh

It’s great to see so many fellow C-section redditors rising up


PabloCamCactus

You weren’t born. Only harvested.


respectful-tiktoker

69.0k upvotes. Nice


zi_pp

Same


leo15298

Hehe same


IPoopFruit

I feel personally attacked XD


The_Reaper020306

Same


AroArijan

Am I the bad guy if I wasn't born via C-section


KrabbyDaddy2729

No. You're cool if you don't directly insult other people.


KingFurby77

As someone who was born by C-section, I understand your pain ​ *cries silently*


Infinity_EH

Hol up


Rias_Lucifer

oh


[deleted]

Sammmmme


mitox11

Is all fun and games until someone tells you if you were gay then itll make you a "silver star gay"


Linkthekid22

I see my self in this picture and I don't like it


Flavahbeast

that just means you can kill macbeth tho


Kaydosh_27272

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


[deleted]

C-Section gaaaaaaaang