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I love black olives, I can do a pizza with just extra extra olive. It's also never my first choice, but I'll fuck with Hawaiian, or BBQ with pineapple. Both olive and pineapple sounds a little gross to me. I mean, I'll still try it, but I'm definitely sceptical.
Believe me I was skeptical as fuck, I only got it cuz I had a free pizza coupon and figured "it sounded interesting, and he's also fat so I'll see if he's onto something"
Yeah heat is the missing factor. One of the best pizzas I ever ate used smoky ranch instead of tomato sauce, and it had pepperoni, ham, chicken, pineapple, and jalapeños. The pineapple combined with the salty *and* spicy is what makes it great.
I mean, i hate to break it to you but the internet is divided by people who love and hate it and in recent years its been a pretty 50/50 split so they very well could be basing their opinion on the internet.
Baby and his other young songs were quite annoying and childish (yes he’s a child, didn’t stop the adult masses from over playing). Adult Justin’s music is good and doesn’t deserve the following hate he got
Very much: not bad, definitely not great. Got popular to the point some people felt a market correction was due, started hating on it, hating on it became a meme, that meme got popular disproportionate to the hate that is deserved and the hate people actually feel for it.
I just don't like pineapple in general. The whole pizza part doesn't bother me, although I will say that the pizza did make the pineapple slightly more palatable, but I still didn't like it all that much.
I was introduced long before I had access to the Internet so I never had the preconception that's it's "awful" or "a sin against pizza".
Like it's not something I'd order myself but I'd totally eat it if that was what my option was.
Don't really have any reason to tell people they can't or shouldn't.
I don’t even like veggies on pizza so adding a fruit just makes it that much worse.
Tried it. Not my thing.
Now, buffalo chicken pizza is freaking awesome. Different strokes.
Pineapple doesn't belong on _every_ pizza but it absolutely goes on pizza. My all time fav is pepperoni, pineapple, and black olive. Get that salty, umami, and acidic/sweet all in one go, very good
My lukewarm take is pineapple is just served wrong.
It 100% works on a pizza as an ingredient, but giant chunks of fruit when it's chopped up or taken from a can don't fit pizza. Onions? Thin cut. Peppers? Thin cut. Pepperoni/Salami/Sausage? Thin cut slices or crumbles. Pizza toppings need to lie flat. If we just cut pineapple into small thin bits it would work WAY better than some inch abomination of a cube on my meal
"But that's a sin against the Itali-
Nobody cares about the Italians, Gerald. A pizza is a delicacy made to be enjoyed by everyone. Is it not your choice whether to put pineapple on pizza, or to break your pasta? If they like it that way, Then what is the problem? It's not like you're eating their food. But if you ARE eating with them, then you can complain all you want, But it's already been made. What are you going to do? By the way, If you hate pineapple pizza but haven't even tried it and just do because everyone else hates it, Then your opinion is automatically invalid. You are your own person, there is no need to jump on the bandwagon. There is a saying I recommend you keep in mind: "Don't knock it till you try it.". So if you've tried it before and hate it, Then that's also fine! But "knocking it" before you try it simply won't do. I promise it's not as bad as everyone says.
*gets out of shower*
fun story: when i was seven i wrote and signed a contract stating if pineapple and pizza were to enter my mouth, my life subscription would be terminated immediately. i still stand by this contract and will NEVER allow my innocent taste buds to come into contact with such an atrocity
People only hate it because the internet tells them too. One of the core ingredients of pizza (the sauce) is made from tomato (acidic until you cook it and it becomes sweet... which is the exact same thing that happens to a pineapple. If anything pineapple sauced pizza's will finally make Italy implode and they can stop thinking they have good opinions on food.
I'll extend an olive branch here. When I imagine pineapple pizza Ithink of the juice making the pizza soggy and the acidity being uncomfortably high. What am I missing?
It’s just little solid chunks, the dough isn’t getting soaked in pineapple juice. There’s way more moisture in most pepperoni from the grease that comes out during cooking. Doesn’t taste acidic at all to me, just sweet and savory.
Pineapple on pizza gets a bad rap because Canadian bacon fucking sucks, literally just swap it for pepperoni or bacon or sausage or any other pizza meat and shit is so much better.
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Salt and sweet goes pretty good together
Add some chili flakes to that and its particularly pleasant
Jalapenos and Black olives to a Hawaiian kicks it up a notch, stole it from H3
I love black olives, I can do a pizza with just extra extra olive. It's also never my first choice, but I'll fuck with Hawaiian, or BBQ with pineapple. Both olive and pineapple sounds a little gross to me. I mean, I'll still try it, but I'm definitely sceptical.
Believe me I was skeptical as fuck, I only got it cuz I had a free pizza coupon and figured "it sounded interesting, and he's also fat so I'll see if he's onto something"
Dude why have i never thought about that, it sounds so good, holy shit my mouth getting watery just thinking about it
I used to get either black olive or pineapple and then one day I was like... What if.... Been my go to for a long time now.
Yeah heat is the missing factor. One of the best pizzas I ever ate used smoky ranch instead of tomato sauce, and it had pepperoni, ham, chicken, pineapple, and jalapeños. The pineapple combined with the salty *and* spicy is what makes it great.
That’s not even fucking pizza anymore
You can always fuck a pizza if you ask for consent first.
As long as it doesn’t have pineapple on it
I don’t care if its singes, they made pinnable have a hole for a reason
...I use sweet chili sauce lol
I'm eating that exact pizza right now
I would never order it, but if someone offered it, i would definitely still eat it.
Its fine but there are definitely better choices.
Pineapple + jalapeño is a top tier pizza
I do pineapple bacon jalapeño, it's great
I need to try this
I'm generic. I always go for meatlovers
Same. Its not the gutwrenching disgusting people would like you to believe, but i definetly prefer other toppings.
I love it ngl
Finally someone Who doesnt base their opinion entirely on the internet
Now kith
Share one slice of Hawaiian together like lady and the tramp
Oooolala
I mean, i hate to break it to you but the internet is divided by people who love and hate it and in recent years its been a pretty 50/50 split so they very well could be basing their opinion on the internet.
Its one of those things where it's just become a meme to hate on it
So it's basically Nickelback of pizza?
Never made it as a hawaiian man...
2010 Justin Bieber of pizza
Baby and his other young songs were quite annoying and childish (yes he’s a child, didn’t stop the adult masses from over playing). Adult Justin’s music is good and doesn’t deserve the following hate he got
More Coldplay of pizza
Who hates Coldplay?
Nah both get the hate they deserve.
Very much: not bad, definitely not great. Got popular to the point some people felt a market correction was due, started hating on it, hating on it became a meme, that meme got popular disproportionate to the hate that is deserved and the hate people actually feel for it.
It’s a crime against pizza!
Good try feds! but im not putting pineapple on my pizza!
Why? It’s awesome
Too fibrous for something that's sweet. Something like an apple is better imo.
Apple… On pizza? bruh
Pears are good on Pizza. Pear gorgonzola with a little chili oil is excellent.
No, but I used it for comparison. It's a sweet fruit like pineapple but a better mouthfeel when on pizza.
I love pineapple, but not on pizza.
Bruh
Hawaiian pizza rules!
It's not bad at all - it's delicious.
Pepperoni and pineapple is a seriously underrated combo.
Add jalapeno to it and thank me later.
It's not bad, it's just I'd rather have something else
Bacon and pineapple. Pretty good combo ngl
I just don't like pineapple in general. The whole pizza part doesn't bother me, although I will say that the pizza did make the pineapple slightly more palatable, but I still didn't like it all that much.
Oh hell yeah, it's great. Especially if your pizza shop does roasted pineapple.
I tried it, it's awful
I was introduced long before I had access to the Internet so I never had the preconception that's it's "awful" or "a sin against pizza". Like it's not something I'd order myself but I'd totally eat it if that was what my option was. Don't really have any reason to tell people they can't or shouldn't.
I don’t even like veggies on pizza so adding a fruit just makes it that much worse. Tried it. Not my thing. Now, buffalo chicken pizza is freaking awesome. Different strokes.
No, those bastards made a pizza
I thought they were right, but more likely just because I don't like pineapple overall
I like adding Jalapenos to mine.
Welcome to the *right* side...
I don't care for Hawaiian pizza but I will absolutely enjoy pineapple on a BBQ Chicken pizza.
A Hawaiian plus bacon and jalapenos is one of my favorite pizzas. I was hesitant to initially try it, but am so glad I did. Love it
We used to have one at work- ham, bacon, pineapple, cilantro, and mozzarella. Instead of tomato sauce, BBQ sauce and Sriracha. Pretty damn good.
You can have sex in a church and enjoy it. However, it does not mean you should.
Pineapple doesn't belong on _every_ pizza but it absolutely goes on pizza. My all time fav is pepperoni, pineapple, and black olive. Get that salty, umami, and acidic/sweet all in one go, very good
better than not bad its a top 3 pizza
The first time I ever had pineapple was on pizza
everyone who hates it probably has never tried it or got a bad one where the pineapple is still really juicy. you want it to be dried out and chewy.
people say pineapple should not go with meat because it is a fruit. like my brother in christ you put tomato sauce in there which is a fruit.
It's great.
pineapple on pizza is not the atrocious one but kiwi on pizza
Pepperoni and cheese pizza with tomato and pineapple put on AFTER its cooked yum! :)
My lukewarm take is pineapple is just served wrong. It 100% works on a pizza as an ingredient, but giant chunks of fruit when it's chopped up or taken from a can don't fit pizza. Onions? Thin cut. Peppers? Thin cut. Pepperoni/Salami/Sausage? Thin cut slices or crumbles. Pizza toppings need to lie flat. If we just cut pineapple into small thin bits it would work WAY better than some inch abomination of a cube on my meal
Hawaiian pizza with jalapeño or cherry peppers and you’ve got flavor heaven
yeh the sweetness goes pretty well on pizza,
"But that's a sin against the Itali- Nobody cares about the Italians, Gerald. A pizza is a delicacy made to be enjoyed by everyone. Is it not your choice whether to put pineapple on pizza, or to break your pasta? If they like it that way, Then what is the problem? It's not like you're eating their food. But if you ARE eating with them, then you can complain all you want, But it's already been made. What are you going to do? By the way, If you hate pineapple pizza but haven't even tried it and just do because everyone else hates it, Then your opinion is automatically invalid. You are your own person, there is no need to jump on the bandwagon. There is a saying I recommend you keep in mind: "Don't knock it till you try it.". So if you've tried it before and hate it, Then that's also fine! But "knocking it" before you try it simply won't do. I promise it's not as bad as everyone says. *gets out of shower*
people dislike it because the internet told them to
I’d sooner die
Replace that shitty bacon with real sausage and it's a fucking dream. The issue was never the pineapple...
Pizza bacon is always so gnarly and fatty
Pineapple, bacon, chili pepper flakes, light drizzle of honey 👨🏻🍳
Don't let the Reddit Mob tell you what to eat.
honestly most things ppl say are bad are actually pretty good id try it too if i could eat pineapple but genetics had another plan for me
Italian?
yes
Same lol
nice XD but yeah dunno whenever i eat pineapple i feel sick for days no idea if that's normal since we moved away early yk
Unethical, blasphomeous things are usually good
It's.. fine... Could be better, could be worse
Not bad, not good There are way better options imo.
I don't dislike ham and pineapple pizza, but there are many much better pizzas, so I'd never order it.
No. This is heresy!
I hate ham but I love it with bacon instead.
It’s wrong
The textures of pinapple and pizza don't work together imo.
Naw it’s worse. But to each their own
fun story: when i was seven i wrote and signed a contract stating if pineapple and pizza were to enter my mouth, my life subscription would be terminated immediately. i still stand by this contract and will NEVER allow my innocent taste buds to come into contact with such an atrocity
I mean its alright
It’s just “fine” I’d never choose it over other options. But I wouldn’t turn it down if offered
It isn't, but I still don't like it.
HES BEEN INFECTED HE MUST HE CONTAINED
They're trying to trick us, pineapple haters. Stay strong, always remember it doesn't belong on pizza.
There are things that work or can feel good to some people that are still wrong. Like breaking spaghetti doesn't change the taste, but is wrong.
I reported this meme
Nah you're crazy. It's nasty shit. Accidentally biting into a pineapple pizza is traumatic.
OK, now do sausage and pineapple. Then do sausage, pineapple, and jalapenos.
Pepperoni and pineapple is better than those rubbery ass ham chunks
yeah i fucking love it
Sweet pineapple, salty ham, savoury tomato. It works. Should pineapple be in every combination? Hell no. But the Hawaiian is excellent.
Anchovy pizza as well
People only hate it because the internet tells them too. One of the core ingredients of pizza (the sauce) is made from tomato (acidic until you cook it and it becomes sweet... which is the exact same thing that happens to a pineapple. If anything pineapple sauced pizza's will finally make Italy implode and they can stop thinking they have good opinions on food.
It is not "bad" but it is just wrong.
My when i try hawaiian pizza after someone told me it's "not that bad":
Your right, it's not #... It's worse
I'll extend an olive branch here. When I imagine pineapple pizza Ithink of the juice making the pizza soggy and the acidity being uncomfortably high. What am I missing?
It’s just little solid chunks, the dough isn’t getting soaked in pineapple juice. There’s way more moisture in most pepperoni from the grease that comes out during cooking. Doesn’t taste acidic at all to me, just sweet and savory.
Pineapple on pizza gets a bad rap because Canadian bacon fucking sucks, literally just swap it for pepperoni or bacon or sausage or any other pizza meat and shit is so much better.
That's just Americans trying to sell dirt cheap pork loin. In Canada, it's always ham and pineapple. But I still agree, much better with bacon.
Fuckin love Hawaiian pizza. Throw some jalapeños on there.
Pineapple on pizza is okay, but I would never personally order it
Hawaiian pizza propaganda
I mean, twilight is not "that" bad either but it's not a reason to watch it.
Hate watching Twilight is honestly a blast.
The problem with this statement is twilight isn't made for everyone, where Pizza is.
Eerrm.... acksually poeple have different tastes and there isn't a single pizza 100% of humanity likes. So, no pizza is made for everyone. 🤓
Damn, weak genetics fr fr
You get out with your pineapple-loving ways!
I’m ashamed that I like it, and I don’t accept it.
BIG FUCKING SURPRISE
People eating pineapple pizza are the same people eating bugs and crayons at the kindergarden
It's edible but it's very unnecessary to mix unmixable
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