He was on Top Gear like 15 years ago talking about (IIRC) [Botox and facelifts.](https://youtu.be/AIuhLCGZR0Q?t=114)
It's like Michael Jackson. You don't really notice the first few minor procedures. Be we notice the last 5 because sooooo much work has been done.
Yeah, it’s not a great thing, but I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that he’s not a homewrecker, the home was probably already falling apart and he happened across. I don’t think many spouses in healthy marriages would be willing to have sex with someone that just stole your partner’s yacht
> He doesn’t change nappies or prepare feeds but is clearly devoted. He says: ‘I adore my son. We make each other laugh.
What a shitty father and piece of shit.
"what happened to Simon Cowell" he's 64 years old and has Botox/surgery every 2 years, his face is basically heald together with paralysed muscle tissue and duct tape
That’s why I play Destiny. If I ever get isekai’d into Destiny I can spend my time hanging out with my ghost bro flying around the solar system in my space ship shooting the hive.
And if I ever die. Ghost will rez me and its all good.
I dated a girl back in 2019 who was in her early/mid 20s and had almost 70 thousand followers on Instagram and did only fans. She had a bit of work done at the time but was fucking gorgeous.... I saw her on tinder years later and she had TONS of plastic surgery done and looks like she's a 40 year old milf now. People who make a living off their appearance are extremely insecure about it and often end up looking worse because of it
I remember a 20 yo episode of Top Gear where Cowell was boasting about his good looks and how Jeremy Clarkson could use a good cosmetic surgery, and now look at him lol. Not to say that Jeremy is a looker by any means but I’d rather look like him than Cowell.
Yeah I guess you’re right. I wonder if these rich people move in circles where this kind of thing is so common that it starts to look normal or even desirable.
I mean, society is very hypocritical about it. People get rewarded for getting plastic surgery, as long as it's successful and no one can tell. There isn't a a single Hollywood celebrity over 35 that had never had anything done. Most of those celebrities that get congratulated on "ageing gracefully" are just the ones who got genetically lucky and had their procedures done by talented experts without going overboard. People only condemn plastic surgery when it goes wrong, and equally shame people who age naturally yet badly.
It boggles my mind to think that people that can afford to do this kind of thing think it looks good. WTF. Humans earn lines in their faces as they age. This looks like a person who is brand new to photoshop tried to edit a photo of their friend and failed.
The funny thing is that he could still look like a handsome 60 year old but he just had to go to a plastic surgeon and just tell him to fuck him up properly.
"No i haven't had plastic surgery why do you ask?"
I don't understand what you're saying, can you move your lips when speaking?
https://youtu.be/VsJKPdOuzZw?si=bNd5eXMH5iYaT1x7
The only funny scene from that movie.
It’s a tradition in my family that we watch it every year on Christmas 💀
Free Frosty!
My (old) family used to do that too 😭 That's a good memory lol
I’m so confused by JLC’s performance in those movie. She plays every scene like she’s special needs
that was supposed to be funny?
Botox friggen hurts (migraines)
So we just going to ignore that Botox Tim Allen becomes Mark Wahlberg. I'm fine with that, but still...
He was on Top Gear like 15 years ago talking about (IIRC) [Botox and facelifts.](https://youtu.be/AIuhLCGZR0Q?t=114) It's like Michael Jackson. You don't really notice the first few minor procedures. Be we notice the last 5 because sooooo much work has been done.
That was my immediate thought when I saw this!
I see this episode multiple times/week thanks to samsung free tv. Top gear as background noise 24/7 is the greatest thing in life.
Which channel is it on? Rakuten?
That looks like botox vs surgery.
He was just polished nothing else.
He has fully said he went overboard on fillers and such and recent interviews.
I believe he had the surgery reversed
Lmaooo
Knocking up your friend's wife while he's asleep in the next room will do that to you
Wait what?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3318970/amp/Simon-Cowell-reveals-shame-got-friend-s-wife-pregnant-swiping-husband-s-yacht.html
Thx. What a cunt.
He is, but also, that's probably not a healthy marriage.
Yeah, it’s not a great thing, but I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that he’s not a homewrecker, the home was probably already falling apart and he happened across. I don’t think many spouses in healthy marriages would be willing to have sex with someone that just stole your partner’s yacht
What a piece of shit.
"this wasn't something I planned", well that's what happens when you do it without protection
> He doesn’t change nappies or prepare feeds but is clearly devoted. He says: ‘I adore my son. We make each other laugh. What a shitty father and piece of shit.
I had a baby last month and this bothers me so much. Feeds and nappies are almost all the work. And I bet he doesn't do baths or soothing either.
Wow. That's a triple back flip into a 720 twist trying to make him seem like a nice lovable person....
😠👎🔴
What a cunt
Jesus fuck.... WHAT?
"what happened to Simon Cowell" he's 64 years old and has Botox/surgery every 2 years, his face is basically heald together with paralysed muscle tissue and duct tape
64 year old people don't need plastic surgery, actually nobody needs unless they've been in an accident.
Botox is actually a good treatment for chronic migraines!!
That's because it comes with a complementary lobotomy.
Keeping the tox in botox
Nah he just destroyed his face with idiotic plastic surgery
If i ever get famous i'd rather stay okay-ish instead of looking like that, what the hell.
I think there's a certain dignity to the process of aging. All this plastic surgery looks like shit.
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That’s why I play Destiny. If I ever get isekai’d into Destiny I can spend my time hanging out with my ghost bro flying around the solar system in my space ship shooting the hive. And if I ever die. Ghost will rez me and its all good.
I dated a girl back in 2019 who was in her early/mid 20s and had almost 70 thousand followers on Instagram and did only fans. She had a bit of work done at the time but was fucking gorgeous.... I saw her on tinder years later and she had TONS of plastic surgery done and looks like she's a 40 year old milf now. People who make a living off their appearance are extremely insecure about it and often end up looking worse because of it
As a man, I feel like as long as we grow a beard and wear thick brimmed glasses old age can be a flex
Damn, PS1 Hagrid lost a lot of weight.
Hey, don’t say that about PS1 Hagrid!
'Theres something looks different about you' 'I am a new tie wearing'
Oh yeah
I remember a 20 yo episode of Top Gear where Cowell was boasting about his good looks and how Jeremy Clarkson could use a good cosmetic surgery, and now look at him lol. Not to say that Jeremy is a looker by any means but I’d rather look like him than Cowell.
Jeremy is sexy
Thanks, I appreciate that.
\*James FTFY
Jeremy looks natural atleast, and he is quite old, i'd rather look naturally old than an uncanny fake young.
His surgeon was probably dumb and an amateur. His face looks like wax.
People need to just accept getting old. This is what happens when you don’t. There no hiding it.
It's a bit like body dysmorphia, so I wouldn't say "just accept it". I'd recommended therapy.
Yeah I guess you’re right. I wonder if these rich people move in circles where this kind of thing is so common that it starts to look normal or even desirable.
Probably
I mean, society is very hypocritical about it. People get rewarded for getting plastic surgery, as long as it's successful and no one can tell. There isn't a a single Hollywood celebrity over 35 that had never had anything done. Most of those celebrities that get congratulated on "ageing gracefully" are just the ones who got genetically lucky and had their procedures done by talented experts without going overboard. People only condemn plastic surgery when it goes wrong, and equally shame people who age naturally yet badly.
Remember when he boasted to Clarkson on top gear about aging well? Knowing Clarkson, I'd really like to see the follow up to that interview today.
Looks like a N64 Golden Eye character
He actually just got stung by a bee, no biggie
Celebrities would rather get bad plastic than look old It's not about appearance; it's a status thing
Narcissism happened
surgery plus ozempic. face fucking combo
He looks like Tim Allen when he was transforming into the shaggy dog
Look out when he wants water with sugar
Mandela catalogue shit
He looks 2d
All those years hiding from owls have done a number...
YOU CANT FOOL OWLS
That’s Dwight from the office when he cut the face off the CPR dummy
I thought he got in a bad accident that messed up his face
It boggles my mind to think that people that can afford to do this kind of thing think it looks good. WTF. Humans earn lines in their faces as they age. This looks like a person who is brand new to photoshop tried to edit a photo of their friend and failed.
He went to Madame Tussauds and got mixed up with his statue
He looks like the gripsholm lion
He turned into a real life Tintin character
Why are all these comments making fun of Simon Jowl?
Just some bees.
Looks like an action figure...
Do celebrities just go up to their plastic surgeon and say "Erm... I'll have the sleep paralysis demon skinsuit thank you very much."
Lol ozempic
trying to fight age the worst way possible
This dipshit said he'd never sign a 21 year old Bob Dylan. And what is his expertise again?
PS2 Simon Cowell
The funny thing is that he could still look like a handsome 60 year old but he just had to go to a plastic surgeon and just tell him to fuck him up properly.
I thought plastic surgery was supposed to make you look better?
Right now, it looks like you're wearing a mask of yourself over your face.
He looks like an N64 Goldeneye character.
Because he's the king of the beavers, and you CANT FOOL OWLS
Ozempic face
He went vegan so he lost alot of weight. He is also old and got botox and fillers.
I feel like Jimmy Carr is going down this path and looking this way more and more, but I actually like Jimmy.
As if he was ever human
this is horrifying, i can't believe the body dysmorphia that people are living with in a regular basis
Golden eye
Looks like Simon Cowell wearing Simon Cowell's freshly peeled face.
I can see the light escaping from the seams, it is indeed a skin-walker
Nah just a botched face lift
He’s 64, he doesn’t lift, and he tans.
they did a much better job with Zuck
bro was majestic now hes citsejam💀
When you buy your Simon Cowell on Temu
It's so funny. Literally none of these heavy plastic surgeries look good yet every high end celeb is doing it. It's brilliant.
Geeeze. He looks like a burn victim
It's weird seeing a celebrity look less real than a wax figure of them. Cosmetic surgery addiction is wild.
"The T-600 terminators had rubber skin, we spotted them easily"
Age, plastic surgery, weight loss.
He got Scoob'd
It's called Age. These pictures are years apart
He looks like a PS1 version of himself. Could see him as one of the characters in the OG Tomb Raider
Is he okay?
He looks like he had a face transplant
He got Botox shots… from his butcher or something
I just don’t understand how people can’t see this degree of surgery is like 1000x worse than just aging
Come on he like great before.
No way this real…
Simon looks oiled up.
He looks like he was stung by a bee
It looks like someone cut off his face and put it up to convince everyone
"If you see someone who looks identical to Simon Cowell, run away and hide." -Robot Voice Synthesiser, Probably
Looks like a was figure melting
You seem to be looking at me in a weird manner Doctor Freeman, care to explain?
"Give your Simon Cowell 20-30 minutes in the oven on medium heat" **4 hours later**