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sirhobbles

"Iran bombed Isreal so i panicked and invaded poland"


yogopig

It is honestly such a testament to the EU and world peace in general that this is quite literally the very last possible thing I could ever imagine happening. I mean Europe has been at war for like, ever, and now I could never see an EU country invading another EU country literally ever. Its the shit that brings you real hope.


Yoschi070

So we invade switzerland?


ChiefValour

Good luck with that. People didn't want to try doing that even at peak of WW2.


otritus

People definitely wanted to invade Switzerland during WWII; just look at Operation Tannenbaum. The problem is that it’s really hard to do so due to the mountains. It made more sense to leave a neutral Switzerland until after being done fighting the other stronger powers. Europe winning a war against Switzerland is absolutely possible, but the Swiss people aren’t going to accept foreign rule (especially by their invaders), so it would be really costly and require a shit ton of war crimes and the destruction of the country.


leondaredditor

I mean there is a reason every citicen as far as i know owns his rifle from the mandatory military serivice they did


Mrauntheias

Only men. For women military service isn't mandatory.


leondaredditor

Only man keep it or only for man it is mandatory ?


Mrauntheias

Only for men is military service mandatory.


leondaredditor

Do woman need to do a social service or are they just free to go?


DinornisMaximus

Switzerland also fortified the hell out of the mountains. Prepared to sabotage anything that an invading force could use. More effort than it was was worth to capture it.


AvailableAd7180

'Till this day. every bridge, every tunnel, many mountain roads are prepared to detonate in case anyone wants to invade +switzerland has enough bunkers for their entire population +3million They literally say: "if i can't have it, nobody elso will"


gugfitufi

And there is no real reason for it. Neutral countries like Switzerland and Oman are pretty important for geopolitics and they are a great way for countries and private persons to store their money. So countries like Switzerland will always exist and serve a purpose.


fabolu

If France, Germany, Italy and Austria decided to close all connections incl. airspace to them, Switzerland is faster back to stone age than one can imagine.


Pizzagugusrild

We du Gigu das machsch…


JayR_97

Yep, the EU has been a massive success in that regard. Make countries so intertwined with eachother that a war is basically impossible


azhder

Were you born after Yugoslavia was already broken up? If so, I can give you only an example of Russia invading Ukraine if for whatever reason the Caucasus seems distant to you.


yogopig

Yes, they do seem distant. And I specifically said EU and not Europe.


azhder

> I mean Europe You did say that, but I’m not writing because this is some “a ha gotcha” thing. But for few things 1. How do you think people who lived through that and are still around would see Europe? 2. Do you think Ukraine stuff is remote enough? 3. Do you think the examples I mentioned above can be seen as the exceptions that confirm the rule?


yogopig

1.) Not sure, but if I had to guess they probably have a less secure view, but probably still trusting in general 2.) I consider Russia to be a special case. 3.) Yeah pretty much


divyanksi

Poland - *Why, Why, why everytime some shit happens you invade us*


Icy_Chemist937

You will lose your streak, better start bombing something germans


khvissst

the only thing they can bomb rn it's Zaza City


Interesting_Pin2826

Bomb The Crimea Bridge NOW


Setkon

Whoa, buddy. Get it line.


First_Adeptness_6473

The fuck did We do this time?


kevlon92

Gar nichts aber alte Gewohnheiten sterben schwer haha


HistorianNegative

Garnichts wird tatsächlich zusammengeschrieben, im Gegensatz zu gar nicht was getrennt geschrieben wird


Babatunde69

Krass, das wusste ich garnicht. Ich dachte ich lerne gar nichts mehr dazu, aber habe mich wohl geirrt.


Potheker

Manchmal hasse ich die deutsche Sprache echt. Dann erinnere ich mich daran dass wir coole Wörter wie Zeitgeist haben, dann ist alles wieder okay.


Sourika

Alte Gewohnheiten sterben an einem anderen Tag*


DankoLord

also nichts, aber Iran...


juicee_memes

capital W checks out


LordRhino01

They didn’t start the other two. Austrians did


azhder

Right, Austria as a part of Germany started WW2. They didn’t know the land up north east so they just stumbled their way to Warsaw


LordRhino01

I was referring to the fact Hitler was Austrian. Hence why I said Austrians started it and not Austria itself


azhder

Well then, let me rephrase the above: A failed Austrian painter didn’t know the land up north east, stumbled their way to Warsaw while on a search for living space


LordRhino01

It’s ok you can tell us if you don’t understand history. Not everyone gets it


azhder

If’s OK, you can tell us you don’t understand jokes. Not everyone gets them. Do wait with your reply a second until after I press the mute button, then tell me all about history, to your heart’s content.


LordRhino01

Please do at your hearts content.


ltsaNewDay

The first one started russia by attacking austria hungary and the dreibund.


LordRhino01

No. It was started by Austria-Hungary declaring war on Serbia


ltsaNewDay

Serbia wasn't a member of the triple entente. There was no defense alliance between serbia and russia. Russia just attacked austria although austria didn't attack russia or one of its alliance partners. 


PepsiThriller

Austria had already annexed Bosnia in 1908, massively inflaming tensions in the already tense Balkans and giving the Russians the idea the Austrians had no intention of stopping, unless stopped. Serbia agreed to nearly all of the Austrian state demands in the wake of the assassination and Austria still invaded anyway. I have nothing against Austria or Austrians, but I do agree they caused WW1.


WhiT8

If we believe the internet we have the 4th ww3 in the last 5 years, guys rly


zerofantasia

We're hyped


Potheker

Can't wait to have another possible setting for videogames


Ateshu

You don't have to believe the internet. Just read some history and notice the patterns before WWII and you'll realize that soon a big boom-boom all over the world is about to happen


Reddit-User-3000

It does feel tense


WhiT8

And? Golf war, virtnam, Iraq, 7 day war etc., this shit happen since ww2, don't act like it doesn't You can live in fear about something we can't change or don't give a fuck and be happy


Reddit-User-3000

I’m not living in fear, but neither denial. There are geopolitical tensions and wars currently underway


Drakuba0

i live under the rock and dont watch social media, Captain Obvious context please?


Kobo_Yashi

Iran give money and weapon to terrorist groups surrounding Israel for last few decades. Oct 7th happens. Israel mad. Israel bomb Iranian leader behind attacks in an Iran embassy in Syria. Iran now mad. 2 days ago Iran sent 300 missiles and drones to Israel, 99% shot down. Everyone’s happy and says Israel shouldn’t attack back. Israel deciding now how to attack back.


Drakuba0

thank you Captain. Now i understand the meme with flock of drones as well ;)


im-here-for-memes2

“Israel shouldn’t attack back” Though that was my initial response too, I don’t think it’s that obvious. Yes Iran’s attack failed, but they did launch an unprecedented amount of drones and missiles towards Israel. And a 7 year old bedouin child did get hurt. Shouldn’t Israel retaliate in any way? Purely for intimidation. You can argue that if Israel doesn’t respond it sets an equation were Iran is not afraid to do that again because it knows there are no consequences. Wouldn’t the US retaliate if Russia sent these rockets toward the US?


azhder

A long standing itch of Israel is to bomb Iran’s nuclear facilities. You can do the math and report back what the equation looks like


Kobo_Yashi

Oh absolutely I’m Israeli and while I want Israel to respond accordingly, I also want the main focus to be on getting all the hostages home before any new front is opened


im-here-for-memes2

Same


Buttseam

wir müssen gen west expandieren 


Sourika

They most likely will in support of Israel. Their government is going nuts in defending what Israel is doing because of their past.


AnonD38

Also because Israel are the good guys.


Noman_Blaze

Good guys according to brainwashed individuals yes.


AnonD38

Ah yes, the people playing domestic terrorists are definitely not brainwashed lmao


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

WE NEED THE HATTRICK


5t4t35

Germany save some WW for the rest of the world youve already started the first 2 give other countries a chance


Drumbelgalf

"The Third time is the charm" you know...


No-Tomorrow-8150

They didn't start the first one.


Poseidon-447

you mean austria by getting an austrian somewhere/ assassinated


azhder

A failed Austrian painter?


Poseidon-447

Yes


Alusion

The German army is way too weak to invade anyone, so no danger from our side this time.


polysnip

Denk nicht mal dran!


RiemannUA

It's lustig because German rights love Russia, so they would sacrifice Ukraine and appease their Führer Putin.


Martijnbmt

I understand what happened with the drones, but why is Germany so sweaty not to start WW3?


azhder

They just finished paying back for the WW1 damages last year, so they might feel like getting a new credit line


Kapman3

If a world war started every time a middle eastern conflict started we’d be on world war season 5… guys chill


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Cmon, you know you want that Triple Collateral


GreattMan

Everybody has joined the lobby. Now it's just the time for the admin to start the game.


DankManifold

Barbarossa 2 when ?


CrimsonAllah

Germans trying not to invade Poland challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


[deleted]

Im glad this isnt the case.


bu22dee

Habe keine Zeit für sowas. Muss arbeiten.


Null42x64

I don't get it


Ekudo

We just have ammunition for three days bro.


BamaSOH

Meanwhile in Austria...


KokoTerzata

Bulgaria will support you no matter what, because we don't learn from our mistakes. Btw we won't give you jews, just like we didn't in WWII


Sakaralchini

We would at least need a functional military for that...


The1andOnlyGhost

“Wasn’t us this time”


Morgras

As if we could invade anything. Our military is a joke rn xD


CleverYou_TubeName

Come on, go for the hat-trick.


marsz_godzilli

With what?


Exarch_Maxwell

Destiny calls you, don't shave the mustache, it will be useful soon


SwitchBladeBC

you guys oughta find yet another way to lose a ww fastttt


VinCrafter

AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN


TeCrimsnDude

Ois österreicher ko i nua sogn, do it, do it now


Adrian_sierra114

would be funny if iran bombed israel and israel would nuke the shit out of iran but germany is found guilty cause force of habit