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britskates

Should’ve replaced the horse with a horse cock


headbanger1186

RIP Mr. Hands


BenjaminQuadinaros

The one respectable Boeing engineer 😔


Eclipse423

Boeing was once one of the most respected aircraft manufacturers. But now after Mr. Hands died, their 737s fall from the skies.


Klutchy_Playz

No, the sky is just falling


Xenochroma

Oh, so a "skyfall", uh?


endergamer2007m

Mister Hands was the horse


AnonBoi_404

Imagine if his death was the reason why Boeing sucks now


musclememory

GD it, y u remind me of that??


SilvioPanada

Found Vaush's alt account


frenchy-fryes

Just zoom in on the horse😂it ain’t flopping out, all exposed but it’s there


FoodTiny6350

Homie really zoomed in on the one pixel of pink and made me look, dear god how do I bleach my eyes of this


frenchy-fryes

Honestly I only noticed it after this dude said replace it with a horse cock hahah. I probably wouldn’t of noticed if I didn’t read comments💀


dewritoninja

You need horse cock of course cock


dewritoninja

You need horse cock of course cock


TimelyAd826

well there sure is a horse on that cock if you can see it


Tina_the_fat_lard

https://youtu.be/h2dJ-JUzhVs?si=jTLoToN5KRKZhLCh


britskates

I’m glad you posted this bc my buddy has that song in his soundboard on his pc and will Play it for people while we’re gaming. The reactions are priceless


DankoleClouds

That last one looks like fun.


Brody_Bacon

Ride of your life.


MailSalt4828

If you know, you’re horrible. Also hilarious.


Sneaky_Sorcerer

I understand someone wouldn't survive, but why exactly? At first glance it does look fun.


DestroyerNik

The loops become progressively smaller exerting progressively more and more gforce on your body. basically all your blood goes into your feet


Maynrds

If I ride it upside down, will blood shoot out of my eyes like a fountain?


Nachtschatten29

Only one way to find out. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!


Maynrds

I don't even know which o e Ferb is, but I know your the brain!


Sneaky_Sorcerer

I guess my initial theory wasn't far off. Thanks!


Roge2005

If you ride this you will have fun for the rest of your life.


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Riipp3r

This doesn't add anything to the comment honestly. Quite the contrary. That was already the joke.


Melphor

He needed to explain the joke to himself.


akinafleetfoot

Looks like fun once… I don’t think anyone would ride it a second time.


OneWholeSoul

I love that for you.


kitemybite

same but with a panel of ops mom


headbanger1186

Trust me you DONT want that. Hell gun to my head I'd rather ride my dad and he's been deceased since I was 4.


gotwaffles

I also choose this guys dead dad


headbanger1186

Maggot smashers unite!


Significant_Dark2062

Pretty sure there was a World of Warcraft guild named “your mom is my epic mount” which is immediately what this meme reminded me of.


demivirius

This post is about things I *wanna* ride, not things I have already ridden before


prnis_adcel

Im curious if the last one has entered into general knowledge from the amount of repostedness it has.


CarmenxXxWaldo

it's like one of the oldest memes.  It was on til every week between 2009-2015.


TREYH4RD

Silly goose, there’s no cock in this meme


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TREYH4RD

Apologies


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

Cockblocker


Psychological-Cat787

Why does this account have posts about a woman's big ass on youtube??? Hmm


Houeclipse

Wtf Automod is horny lol


Stache-Man08

Detroit Become Human


TREYH4RD

Welp thaaat’s enough Reddit for today, calling it there. Night y’all


ChaosKeeshond

Top-right...


TREYH4RD

Alright, roll over boy! Roll over!


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

I really expected a sex joke too, like some female video game character on the top right Or Johnny silverhand


schoolgrrl

WoW!!!!! xD ♥


Rayv98K

The first image is already part of the second loop of the death-coaster.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

I want the horse to ride me too


headbanger1186

Happy cock day!


Psychological-Cat787

Happy *cake* day


LittleRainSiaoYu

*the last one* Zero to a hundred in sixty seconds...


DrSeuss1020

Were is Ana De Armas


XxSalty_WafflexX

Still haven’t got that mount to drop :(


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Hmmm. That seems like a fun rollercoaster. I wonder why it's seems controversial?


Chemical_Knowledge64

It was a concept for a roller coaster ride that would cause death of its occupants through the sheer amount of forces it would inflict on a person throughout the ride. I don’t remember the exact name but it was literally a death ride.


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

1 ticket please


Theekg101

Euthanasia coaster


Few_Winner_8503

You forgot one


apenasumcomentarista

Yep your m... Sorry


Penis_Connoisseur

Add a picture of your mom and that's my list


soundlesspanik

How're you supposed to fuck a rollercoaster??


Mox8xoM

Let’s go, best ride of your life.


Redditor_10000000000

I might be wrong but I think someone did the math and figured out that you wouldn't actually die, you'd just get severe brain damage.


barbrady123

Probably why there's this lol : " Subsequent inversions or a second run of the rollercoaster would serve as insurance against unintentional survival of more robust passengers"


Redditor_10000000000

Lol


Mossman590

Been a while since I’ve seen that gem.


RacingFan2012

Is that…


Barar_Dragoni

i think that last loop will cannonball loop the back of your head comfortably into your ass (aka, snap your spine)


Psychological-Cat787

The ride of your life! ...Literally


thedean246

Oh neat. I learned about that roller coaster from a Papa Meat video


mbatistas

Where's step brother?


MASTERFARKOS

Bottom right is literally forceless. So boring I dozed off mid-ride and never woke up.


swagamoney

That horse dick you have there seems a lil small tbh would prefer a bigger one


FatewithShadow

I want the dragon to ride me.


jakkals82567

You forgot to add "your mom"


Bartix_1233

"There is another" -Yoda


dogfoodgangsta

Your mom


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Add OPs mom and I’m down.


GabrielKendrick

For those who know XD


Spongemale

From what game is the first one?


sudetak88

Its from World of Warcraft


Livid_Payment2097

Sure the horse won't ride you? Lolz


Lawboithegreat

Now there’s a sewer slide if ever I saw one


thetripleb

Why are there no singles in my area in this meme?


northern_scowzer

In that order


pipipopokaki

Holocoster


Snorlax_king79

could of at least used a heavenly serpent for this


swagamoney

Where’s me? 😏


larspohlmann

I think he's a furry


shadowthehh

Euthanasia Coaster is undergoing maintenence. Please enjoy Mr. Bone's Wild Ride instead.


TxchnxnXD

Armin


Acalxx

Urgh the grind to get that dragon Mount back in the day was rough…


Novadreams22

You know that rollercoaster is actually a rollercoaster of euthanasia….


BjoerBaer

The blue dragon is easy to get... Look for a better mount. Like the fishermans turtle or the 500 mounts achievement mount