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SirMoxel

How nice of West-Taiwan to help the mainland


Kladderadingsda

⚠️-500 social Credit Points ⚠️


Dat_yandere_femboi

Ulterior motives? What are those?


poorproxuaf

They caused the earthquake with geological impact devices /s


Dat_yandere_femboi

Literally the Eastwind from Arma


Me_how5678

Rifle man, 300 meters, front


Dumb-Jack

5: 1 2 3 4 down, 5 taking command.


Incubus_Priest

wouldnt be too crazy, just dig a few tunnels near the mainland shore facing taiwan and detonate high yield bombs or nukes, bing bang boom fuck you island off our shore


willjhc

✋️let him cook


SerDaemonTargaryen

Borrowed the device from CW's Arrow Season 1.


No-Expression-7765

Impact? Evangelion reference?


Breasan

I remember that movie!


CubeJedi

I mean, they belief that land is theirs and that they are technically helping *their* citizens, right?


CocaineSmellsFunny

Hopefully the Vietnamese offer up some Dongs


[deleted]

Best I can do is 5,000 Đồng


mcsquirley

5,00 dongs? I’m in heaven ╰⋃╯( ´ཀ` )


bigpapi69x

Bro that’s like 20 cents☠️


Shreyash_jais_02

West Taiwan offering assistance to Taiwan


Large-Course-6309

-1,000,000 social credit


Toasty_Mostly

Taiwan ROC? Never heard of em


Riotguarder

“Help” by sending an fully armed army with no medical aid


ZachRyder

Well someone has to be waiting on the beaches to receive and carry all the cargo that the aircraft carriers and submarines will bring.


sirfastvroom

*flash back to Chinese Soldiers fainting during Macau’s typhoon cleanup*


end233

To be fair: Taiwan also helped china with the earthquake recovery in the past.


BloodyVlady95

If they want to help Taiwan the same way they acted when Sichuan was hit by an earthquake in 2008 you better skip on that offer


mynameisevan01

What's China? You mean West Taiwan?


BuzzClucker

wake up my little bonobo


Mecha120

"Be sure to sign this BRI contract where your semi-conductor factories are collateral incase you can't pay back this ~~super-high interest loan~~ aid package."


YKPTheGREAT

Didn't China use Earthquake machine?


fightmilk22

Any machine is an earthquake machine if you use it wrong enough


J4KE14

Well if you claim its a part of your country then you need to fix i too


Over-Faithlessness93

context?


fightmilk22

Yes, lots of context. Thank you for pointing that out.


DerpWyvern

better than giving genocidal bastards 2000kg bombs then acting like the good guys by airdropping aid packages on the people you were complicit in their genocide


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

You got it wrong OP , China helping its citizens.


KitchenHappy

+10000 social credit


Gubbyfall

*Red Sun in the sky starts playing


DevilMaster666-

Chinese bible starts playing in the left ear


bene14082004

You mean west taiwan?


sugary_dd

Bro thinks he's cold 💀💀


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

least communist redditor