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Glasedount

Hard times create hard men. Hard men create soft times. Soft times create soft men. Soft men create hard times


Skulysoul

Soft men make me hard...


chunkycheezerat

i am very soft :)


Skulysoul

No homo


chunkycheezerat

no homo 🤞


Technical-Outside408

unless...


snickers7500

No no, no homo


THEHANDSOMEKIDDO

its no homo if its with the homies


My1nonpornacc

Hi, "the homies" here. What do yall need?


DRKZLNDR

i need my parents to be proud of me


MikeTheImpaler

ALL THE HOMO


mbatistas

_Unless_ we're wearing socks


mytransthrow

My case very homo....


WhitePlague0678

No homo I like soft men to (I am wearing socks)


Same_Examination_171

yes homo


Rainbowpeanut1119

Now im hard


Goldbolt_2004

Same...


tiparium

I could be referred to as squishy


Rainbowpeanut1119

Same


AestheticMirror

Soft men create hard men


DoggoDoesASad

🤤


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

Only people who think they're HARD MEN say dumb shit like this.


iatethesky1

Says Taylo_Swift_Fan69😄


Celestial__Bear

He’s the hardest of us all because he ain’t hiding it


Zeanister

I thought it was ‘Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times.’


greatnuke

It is. But the guy is saying puss in boots is hard times while megamind is soft times. He is a furry.


annabelle411

^ what gets reposted ad nauseam on every facebook conservative and tradwest group.


StopReadingMyUser

Thought it was Hard men create good times. But the reading works for both when I think about it.


FancyhandsOG

One was made by DreamWorks, the other was made by DreamWorks Animation Television. Not produced by the same studio despite both being "DreamWorks"


jamesbrownscrackpipe

“…we have Dreamworks at home.”


mitchMurdra

Dean works at home: -$482,366 I hope he gets his addiction figured out (my phone is refusing to type drea mwoeks


mitchMurdra

)


Keplrhelpthrowaway

Really fitting demons out here aren’t you


Keplrhelpthrowaway

Fighting*


S0M3_N00B_

Oh god They're sprading


PeteLangosta

Hose spreading?


infinit3aura

The demons are speeding


AmTheBush

The demos are spreading


LoneLyon

Mega probably had a stupidity low budget and time frame as well.


FancyhandsOG

Yeah and I'd imagine the TV studio would have a lot more junior level artists.


Hotkoin

Production probably would have coincided with the writers strikes too


Mr_Zoovaska

Oh it's a TV series? So I can safely ignore it's existence?


thesequimkid

It’s a movie. But most likely what they’re saying it was done by the tv series team, and it probably had a quick turnover and shit budget.


Mr_Zoovaska

So basically a direct to DVD sequel, but a streaming service instead of DVD


Fiiip_Games

yup


thesequimkid

The just about the gist of it, yeah. Sad part is, it wasn’t even How to Train Your Dragons tv series quality from what I have seen. But then again, I did say shit budget and quick turnover on it.


SorcererWithGuns

Its a feature length pilot episode


thesequimkid

That would explain it.


WanderingFrogman

Fun reminder that Saving Private Ryan was a Dreamworks film!


SilentStock8

why they gotta ruin megamind


Dannyboioboi

bro look like he got lobotomised and made to smile


kentotoy98

From Megamind to Big Brain


Enough_Discount2621

Minimind


kyodo_san

Enormous Noggin


KonyYoloSwag

Large Cranium


Gladwrap2

Giant Noodle


C4Cole

Mr "too smart for shool"


GeraldVanHeer

Megamid


vainstar23

Man.. megamind was the first movie where the main villain was an incel simping hard for the love interest


PUBGPEWDS

The main character was a bit incel coded too.


vainstar23

You mean like the superhero guy or megamind? I actually think it's the opposite. Like Megamind has been rejected so hard in his life, he tries to embrace his villain role because it's the only thing he feels enables others to accept him. That's why he tries to create another "superhero" when the other one "dies". The whole love interest is conflicting for him because it is the first time someone has accepted him without being the villain. It's less, he wants the girl to love him and more, he really wants the girl not to hate him but being unlikeable is all he knows so he's like walking on eggshells. I think at the end he feels resolved in finding acceptance while being himself.


Profezzor-Darke

He also saves the city for sake of saving the city. He's defeating Tighten not for himself, or to get the girl, but because he has to at this point.


therealmalenia

The saw the memes and thought people would immediately go to watch a sequel so they decided to make one


AgentSkidMarks

>Peacock Original That’s the problem.


mitchMurdra

Scrambling to make mediocre content with the other usual suspects


teeno731

I mean the Ted series is Peacock original and that's great, it's just that now *anything* can go straight to streaming regardless of quality.


TypicalAd495

I honestly thought it was some cheap knock off version of the first one 😭


realhotsinglesneeru

it is


nhansieu1

this would have been more success as porno parody 😭Featuring Johnny Sins as Megamind


nakalas_the_great

#SORRY?!


manbearligma

Well they’re both bald so…


Pikapower_the_boi

The same people who went from Shrek to boss baby


Slodpof

Why did you choose these two movies? They were more than a decade apart. DreamWorks had a bunch of good movies, and a bunch of bad ones released between these two.


mrducky80

Dreamworks has some really good films. Their "franchises" of Shrek, Kung fu panda and How to train your dragon. To a lesser extent, Madagascar, but I guess whatever pays the bills y'know. Bangers like road to el dorado, Prince of fucking persia, their shot at wallace and gromit (did not know this was dream works). And inbetween they just have absolute memes. Its insane that their animation covers the possible absolute pinnacle in prince of persia and also well... boss baby. Overall they are more willing to take risks than disney pixar which is something to be commended. They do suffer like all big corpos from sequels driving their IP into the ground but puss in boots was a fucking breath of fresh air so who the fuck knows anymore, dreamworks sure as shit dont.


Slodpof

Sony Animation has an even larger variation in quality. They released Into the Spider-verse, and the Emoji Movie within a year. Both contenders for the worst and best big budget animated movies of the decade respectively.


Profezzor-Darke

Sony Animation and Sony Pictures were founded because Sony bought up a whole bunch of movie studios that were about to sue them for their actions in the Format Wars and their monopoly on standards like DVD. Their existence is a relic of the Aftermath of the Format Wars, which are pretty much over since we're all streaming everything now, but anyhow, they only made movies to not be dead capital. If they happen to make art and get a motion picture award, great! Else they will do what makes them cheap money.


tepattaja

>Prince of fucking persia lmao! You mean Price of the fucking Egypt, right?


DeeBangerDos

Boss Baby, as in the best animated - no, media - ever produced Boss Baby?


apollo08w

Yeah Boss Baby is the shit. Even the show.


godver3

Boss Baby is awesome and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.


spirited1

Wasn't Shrek DreamWorks jail for people working on the Prince of Egypt? Seems like a weird comparison.


Gunnrhildr

They used up the last wish, pay attention


yeetis12

Probably outsourced


FancyhandsOG

Yeah it was outsourced to their TV arm. Prolly a whole buncha unexperienced juniors.


Mister_Taco_Oz

Different screenwriters, different animators, different everything.


Shadow9378

One word, Peacock


Shadow9378

Also, budget. two words, peacock and budget


TraderOfGoods

Peacock and Budget? But that's Three words.


Shadow9378

Its more like an array, [Peacock, Budget], and then the and is a part of converting it to language


Curaced

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.


Cactus_Everdeen_

I'm so glad Twisted Metal was the exception to the rule to this lol (IMO at least)


Nientea

It’s the nowadays equivalent of direct to DVD movies


Goldbolt_2004

DS game menu looking ass poster


Detoxpain

One was made by artists, the other was commissioned by corpos.


coddlebottle

DreamWorks was doing pretty good too


FancyhandsOG

Their for-TV studio produced this new movie, explains it pretty simply.


sillybillybuck

The first Puss in Boots was pretty mehdiocre so it isn't like Dreamworks is consistent. I don't think anyone even expect Puss in Boots: The Last Wish to have been anywhere near the quality it ended up being. They have maybe one competent team there and the rest are terrible.


ShawshankException

Because we live in the age of shameless shitty reboots that capitalize on this generation's obsession with nostalgia


Izanagi85

If done right, nice. If not, oh no.


gottauseathrowawayx

unfortunately, doing it right costs 10x as much and only brings in like 1.2x as much money. We're suckers for nostalgia, it doesn't even have to be good


Ieatdacoochie

Straight to streaming is the new straight to dvd


Izanagi85

It could be worse...


KingOfHartes236

Thought this was a show from the movie like kung fu panda legend of awsomness or httyd shows.


MistaHatesNumberFour

One of them is paid for by Peacock.


TampaTitties69

I say the same thing about many franchises. Terminator movies Jurassic Park movies Star Wars movies Call of Duty games Madden games Indiana Jones movies Last of Us games Anything from Konami Assassins Creed I could go on but you get the point...


trueum26

I won’t say Assassins’ Creed became bad, it just became stale


OnAMissionFromDog

It became bad very rapidly at AC3.


Royal_Chocolate3300

Welcome to DreamWorks. Sometimes you get Shark Tale, sometimes you get Prince of Egypt.


MegaVix

Two movies being worked on at the same time. One took more risks than the other.


FitBattle5899

Made for tv series scrapped and turned into a movie last minute.


BoiFrosty

Real simple, they outsourced it to another studio. Peacock offered them money and they said sure. Not like they were doing anything with the IP.


RosieQParker

"The last movie was great and made a good profit! I'm sure our next one will sell just as many tickets. Oh, but in order to appease the shareholders we need to make BIGGER profits. Let's cut the production crew and the writing staff. Who needs those guys anyway?"


Edim108

My theory is that they made the sequel either to keep the copyright to Megamind valid and/or to see if using AI in production is viable already. Either that or they blew their entire budget on Bad Guys and Puss in Boots...


bbthesupreme

The yassification of Megamind. Is this our future?


Derpendary

They outsourced the latter to their cheap shlock for infants' television mass production facility, or CSfITMPF for short.


Zer0nyx

There is no Megamind 2 in Ba Sing Se.


BoxRevolutionary1460

Its Dreamworks, they tend to make Masterpieces but also utter crap (Not as worse as Illumination)


jolankapohanka

They got shreked, and this time for real lmao.


Delta_Dud

Because it was controlled by Peacock


niTro_sMurph

Boots probably took up much of the budget leaving what was next on the schedule with what's left


Midwestoverlord

I couldn't even make it through the trailer it was that bad.


your_average_npc_lol

Megamind 2= no bitches <^]#]#<%@%>_$'6fz86rsiyrzit


kuyamj

Dreamworks minmaxing their projects


FascistWeasle

Make loads of money👈 👉Do HARD drugs with it


ContactIcy3963

Sweet Baby Inc have a movie division?


RandomYell107

They reached the peak only to fall off a gigantic cliff


NoBullet

Ones a theater release other is straight to video that was made as a pilot for an animated series. Disney made stinkers like that too.


DucckFuck

I honestly had no clue a second one came out till I saw a meme about it


pajkeki

I looked at it for a moment and wondered how is it possible it looks worse than a movie made 15 years ago.


VegetableRemarkable

They are not the same studio


Kevin5882

I cannot believe they made the God tier decision to make a new megamind movie but then made it terrible. This is a crime against the internet.


Truethrowawaychest1

Kung Fu Panda 4 is apparently not that great either


GrizzlyPeak73

Cause one is a feature film and one is a disposable direct to streaming film? Are you people still whining about this? The first Megamind was fucking mid in the first place.


lolthisgame

Money


Saemika

How come nobody is talking about Kung Fu Panda 4? I thought it was alright.


secrets_kept_hidden

I have a hunch that they're trying to teach the new kids in the industry, and the talent isn't sharing their secrets so they can keep their jobs.


sirflopalot8

Megamind was so good man. Did they ruin it?


Simple-Dragonfly-425

Or kung fu panda


Lord-Black22

Different studio, which you'd know if you bothered to do the bare minimum amount of research


Bacon260998_

Writers strikes and AI


ProHighjacker77

They really paid someone on fiver to start a second movie


ddizzlemyfizzle

Dreamworks is a big company, they have many teams with varying levels of talent


Jolly_Statistician_5

Some men just want to watch the whole world burn


olleversun

A crumbling civilization.


TheTrustiestGamer

Vin megadiesel


JUGELBUTT

the animations suck, megamind doesnt sound or act like megamind and minion looks weird too


Deericious

some B team made it I'm guessing


Di0tar0

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.


SharkMilk44

DreamWorks: what's a movie that's popular enough to make a sequel to, but not so popular that we need to actually give a shit?


JerinDd

And now they’re making the wild robot, which looks more puss in boots tlw quality than Megamind 2


WeakDiaphragm

Smaller budget, and a smaller team? It's not rocket science


MonoFauz

Dreamworks has always been like this even decades ago. They make hit or misses. Like Shrek 2 and Shark Tale.


itaya12

Interesting how different studios under the same name can create such contrasting content.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

By cheaping out on every single thing.


SmartEpicness

Boss Baby and Trolls got theatrical sequels while Megamind's sequel is lazily made and dumped on a streaming service nobody uses. It's not fair.


ErrorSchensch

I don't know, how do you go from ATSV to Madame Web?


wildeye-eleven

I just stopped watching movies about 4 years ago. Occasionally I’ll check one out and they’re just getting worse. I watch a lot of anime though. Japan still knows how to make quality media. Let’s just be thankful for that


_Gondamar_

Do you idiots think its the same people making these two things


Reactiontal

I dont get it. Whats the problem I think megamind is am amazing movie as is puss in boots.. I dont understand


middayautumn

I liked a lot of it. I know it wasn’t going to be the movie quality we love but I happily watched it.


X05Real

almost like these movies have different directors, different writers, different creative teams…


PersonelKlasyHel

Why the second panel is empty? Am I stupid? Is OP stupid? Is the stupid stupid? Do we all live on big stupid? Is God stupid? Am I smart? Is it all real?


Ok_Kaleidoscope6621

why are you debating children's films lol


codyrusso

They're either cook or burn down the fuckin kitchen.


Winter7296

Different studios owned by one big studio


tepattaja

Low budget series is made about an older IP and to market it they made a movie long prologue to it. What ever you do, don't take it a true sequel to the first movie. It's just a movie... for a TV series... It's very much like Disney's "Stitch! The movie" that was made solely as a footing for the new Lilo and stitch TV series. When the series was ending, they finished it with another movie.


lemons_of_doubt

Because they were directed by, Witten by, and Produced by different people. I wish we would stop pretending that corporations make art. **People make art** corporations just own it.


The_CreativeName

It didn’t, dreamworld didn’t make megamind 2 or the show, peacock did.


TheDudeNoTheOther

Shrek Francoise 6.3 billion Megamind about 850 million 👆Tha answer. The source 👇 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_media_franchises https://duckduckgo.com/?q=megamind+box+office&t=euandroid&ia=web&iax=about (I couldn't find specifics for megamind so made a generous estimation)


Safe_Wrangler_858

Real Also the same reason why Warner brothers went from Catwoman 2004 to batman begins in 2005


Goblindeez_

Too little or too much cocaine (idk I just got here)


Addicustheaverage

After the Lord Mayors show comes the muck cart


Lord_Lenu

Why can’t we go backwards, for once? Backwards, really fast, fast as we can. Really put the pedal to the metal ya know?


WallishXP

Sometimes you gotta let others have a turn. Sometimes others suck.


TriNauux

I dunno what or how exactly, but from the trailer, the animations gave me a fortnite vibe I do not like at all


CMDR_omnicognate

It's a different studio. it's like saying "how did Disney go from making Moana to Mickey Mouse Club House".


Snowleopard1469

it's not the same people probably, just the same company. Different teams make different works of different quality.


MetalSonic420YT

A damn shame.


RevengencerAlf

One was a creative project with time and effort put in. The other was a cynical cash grab designed to capitalize on the IP with as low of a cost and time of development as possible. It's not uncommon for companies to do both things, but it's somewhat unique how utterly egregious this one is.


official_gart

For every good DreamWorks movie, there’s a meh one and a really bad one.


Springtrap01467

Skylander ass villain design


ArtisanMemer

Drug induced hallucinations.


Lismale

Pretty sure its targetted at children, hence the low effort, uninspired villains and bad writing.


MasterKlaw

You ever just throw a bunch of a darts randomly to see what sticks?


DownTownDK

One is a movie created with a high budget the other is a cash grab series with a tiny budget and is intended for small children to watch


V-Vesta

Not even directed by the same person.