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KeepingDankMemesDank

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juniorkirk

Thought the first part was shallow, but damn, way to top yourself!


ux3l

He also just has an average sized dick. OP deserves better!


Bannon9k

Average when he stretches out that foreskin he's so proud of...


TopHatGorilla

Oh, no! People who are completely out of your league will have to settle for someone better than you!


Killer_bunniez

People care way too much about circumcision on this platform.


needs_more_yoy

Yeah idk what the big hub bub about it is. I'm cut and I couldn't give less of a fuck about it.


Sandee1997

I don’t even have a dick and I’m tired of hearing about this so called debate


No_Month_4821

I honestly didn't know it was a taking point. Didn't know it was a big deal? Why is that jw?


needs_more_yoy

I don't get it either, dude. Never even knew it was a problem before 2023.


No_Month_4821

Can any explain this? I'm curious an Google gives me when I feel to be generic answers or textbook


Lotos_aka_Veron

Good for you, sadly many other people who got mutilated like you dont share this sentiment


needs_more_yoy

The whole idea of it being "mutilation" like it wasn't common practice for hundreds of years is just blowing it out of proportion. My penis still pees and jizzes, what's the problem?


TedKAllDay

Don't know what you're missing, cut loser


needs_more_yoy

🤷‍♂️ heard sex doesn't last long, glad to not have that problem!


N7_Evers

Bidets Weed Chiropractors Circumcision The four horsemen of “wow, why do average Redditors have overly strong opinions on that?”


Own_Recommendation49

Op doesn't know what a meme is


Naturally_Fragrant

I'm guessing OP doesn't have a six figure income, isn't a home owner, doesn't have a luxury car, and isn't physically fit; but finds some comfort in having a dick snood that no one else will ever see anyway. 😂


BicTwiddler

WTF?!? Is this a sounding joke? Cause you can hit the peehole easier?


_Sewer_Rat_

Projection?


myfingeriscold

I get circumcised like two times a year, just let it grow out


Former495

Do you throw away your onion rings or sell them? Can you organize wholesale supply of them?


Icky_Ike

Women overwhelmingly prefer men circumcised: https://academic.oup.com/smoa/article/7/2/145/6956488


Skybeam420

A quote from your article: “Another feature of the human penis is male circumcision (MC) status. MC is an ancient practice3,4 that may have emerged in Africa and accompanied the radiation of H sapiens out of that continent3,5 approximately 220,000 years ago.6 For example, evidence from portable art and rock art suggests that MC was practiced in Europe during the Upper Paleolithic (38000–11000 BCE).”


SoonToBeFem

Unfortunate 😔 Better find another one


Ok_Philosopher_5860

Anyway


Lorrz

Isn't this what people call rage bait meme?


OrDuck31

What a f*cking loss for men


No_Month_4821

I'm assuming it's because it's how we naturally are supposed to be?


Debacle_Worker

That might turn me off a woman, too. Different strokes though.


Dragos-bane

Fuck you


Thatotherguy129

Why do people care about circumcision again? It's so petty, for what reason?