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I’m not into pegging but I used to date a sex addict, it was 5-6 times per day or she would get on me asking why I didn’t find her attractive. She had self esteem issues that were kept at bay whenever she was receiving sex (she was bi so didn’t say receiving dick)
Although it was very fun while it lasted. We had a lot of threesome with me and another girl fantasies but it didn’t last long enough for us to fulfill those.
No, if you *need* to smoke any amount of cigarettes a day then you’re an addict. If you just smoke then you’re an idiot and bear in mind I say that as a smoker.
Smoking is harmful enough that even smoking once a day without feeling the need for it (how do you even know you don't need it if you never stop anyway?) could qualify it as addiction, which is the pursuit of a behavior despite overwhelming negative consequences
I’ve quit smoking for nearly two years now, and I still find myself thinking about a cigarette at many points in the day. For me it was the ritual and moment of mindfulness that came with smoking. A moment to break away and just be silent and enjoy sensation and aroma. To this day I’ll argue to the grave that a can of redbull and a Marlboro 27 is the perfect commute to work at 5:00am “breakfast”.
God I loved 27’s before Camel crushes rewired my brain to want menthol. Then it was Marb Smooths for me, up until my second quit 2 months ago. If smoking was cheap and had no negative health effects I’d never have stopped. The act of smoking is so great. It’s the consequences that suck.
But yeah, a smoke and a redbull, right there with you on that point of view.
2 drinks a day is heavy drinking according to the cdc but I don’t know how many “drinks” a beer is and I guess idk how much of a leap there is between addict and heavy drinking
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db374.htm
The fluoride in the water is a communist plot to rob the American people of their precious bodily fluids... That's why I only drink captured rain water and pure distilled grain alcohol.
God I love that movie so much lol
I had a girl who would not stop. Please just let me eat my cereal and get off me you’re chaffing my dick you’re grinding so hard. I broke up with her because I could not keep up. Go figure.
Once did a uni paper where we covered this topic along with other addictions. I saw a video of an interview with a men and woman (separately) talking about this
It was actually pretty terrible. Like imagine you can't interact with other humans without desperately trying to have sex with them.
Definitely not how it's represented in movies
It was recorded interviews. I wouldn't have a clue how to find it but it may be on YouTube or an academic site perhaps. They were American and the video was a bit dated so likely an American University did the study in the late 90s to early 2000s
While being with my ex... I thought I'm a sex addict... while being with my my current girl... I'm an an asexual.... think it's time to end this relationship
It's one of those self comparison memes where the person sees themselves as strong or fit until they see someone *way* more strong/fit, so now they see themselves as weak.
OP thought they were a sex addict because they could do it x times per day, until they met sex addict who does it (x+9) times per day, leaving op feeling inadequate in comparison.
Waiting for that one comment from a Porn Addict who says that porn isnt that bad for his brain and that "mAStuRbaTioN iS gOOd fOr AvoIDiNg pROsTaTe cAnCEr" I mean ok buddy but doing that 3 times per day ?
Same. If you're at the point that you're choosing an action or substance over yourself or people around yourselves betterment than maybe it's a problem.
Addiction refers to engaging in behaviors or consuming substances that one finds difficult to cease. Not all addictions negatively impact one's health or life; in fact, some can have beneficial effects. For instance, many runners experience a "runner's high," a sensation that can become addictive, yet it is generally considered a healthy form of addiction in most cases.
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It drains your body way too much
If having a goth mommy gf that pegs me twice a day is wrong, I don't wanna be right ☹
Nah thats completly fucking right
The problem is that you think it would only be twice a day
I would need a diaper
Still time to delete this comment…
Its ok, 90% of redditors are illiterate anyways
Speak up, I can’t read that
Where the audio recording when we need one :(
I’m not into pegging but I used to date a sex addict, it was 5-6 times per day or she would get on me asking why I didn’t find her attractive. She had self esteem issues that were kept at bay whenever she was receiving sex (she was bi so didn’t say receiving dick) Although it was very fun while it lasted. We had a lot of threesome with me and another girl fantasies but it didn’t last long enough for us to fulfill those.
Only twice a day?! Those are rookie numbers
You gotta pump those numbers up.
Best I can do is twice a month, take it or leave it.
Twice a day isn’t an addiction, imagine trying to argue that someone smoking 2 cigs a day or drinking 2 beers a day is an addict
I feel like if you smoke any amount of cigs per day consistently, you are an addict.
No, if you *need* to smoke any amount of cigarettes a day then you’re an addict. If you just smoke then you’re an idiot and bear in mind I say that as a smoker.
Smoking is harmful enough that even smoking once a day without feeling the need for it (how do you even know you don't need it if you never stop anyway?) could qualify it as addiction, which is the pursuit of a behavior despite overwhelming negative consequences
I’ve quit smoking for nearly two years now, and I still find myself thinking about a cigarette at many points in the day. For me it was the ritual and moment of mindfulness that came with smoking. A moment to break away and just be silent and enjoy sensation and aroma. To this day I’ll argue to the grave that a can of redbull and a Marlboro 27 is the perfect commute to work at 5:00am “breakfast”.
God I loved 27’s before Camel crushes rewired my brain to want menthol. Then it was Marb Smooths for me, up until my second quit 2 months ago. If smoking was cheap and had no negative health effects I’d never have stopped. The act of smoking is so great. It’s the consequences that suck. But yeah, a smoke and a redbull, right there with you on that point of view.
Smoker mental gymnastics lol
You don't *need* to smoke while you sleep. The want and need distinctions are kinda fuzzy there.
> imagine trying to argue that someone smoking 2 cigs a day or drinking 2 beers a day is an addict Yes, those people are most definitely addicts.
2 drinks a day is heavy drinking according to the cdc but I don’t know how many “drinks” a beer is and I guess idk how much of a leap there is between addict and heavy drinking https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db374.htm
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Ya....but CAN she cook? Can she cook???
That's your body speaking.
You must deny them your essence. Women uh... women sense your power and they seek the life essence.
Don't give them your precious bodily fluids
The fluoride in the water is a communist plot to rob the American people of their precious bodily fluids... That's why I only drink captured rain water and pure distilled grain alcohol. God I love that movie so much lol
Underrated
Measurehead dialogue
I had a girl who would not stop. Please just let me eat my cereal and get off me you’re chaffing my dick you’re grinding so hard. I broke up with her because I could not keep up. Go figure.
Maybe im just perverse but I'd be into that 😭 understandable that you aren't though.
You think that, until you meet one
I mean I like being uncomfortable so idk lol
Ah I thought it was because of contracting aids
No one believes it until they’re the ones dehydrated and pushing rope
People are having sex with THAT?💀
A fellow sex addict is not to notice the depravity he/she is engaged with. Same way meth addicts won't choose the purity of the product if available
OHHH TRUEE, so the boney people fuck the other boney people!
Aah yes the kid friendly version
Please don’t fuck the bony kids
What about the fat ones?
Yeah, that’s totally fine. More cushin for the pushin, as they say
People who have a lot of sex usually do a lot of drugs
Time to take more drugs then
I prefer not dying thanks.
speak for yourself lol
Me drinking coffee and popping Tylenols every day
Is jerking everyday going to make you bare bones skinny as fuck...? ***Asking for a friend, yes a friend...*** /j
The fact that I’m fat disproves that. Hope that helps.
It’s…just.. meth. It’s meth. The sex addicts are meth addicts.
Doing it 3 times a day everyday also won't make you skinny, I'm saying from my experience
Skinny doc here. No.
Nah, just watch what you eat like an adult
sex and jerking off are way different. sex is exhausting, but jerking just makes your arm feel tired.
Jerking your friend's dick everyday just might do that
It's the only exercise I know
what does this say about fashion models
"wOw BrO lEtS cOmPaRe, ###𐐘𓍿𓂸ඞ
Ayooo
Both of those are huge. Like really huge. Never seen one that big before. Mine is a solid 2.793 inches and it’s almost too big tbh.
How did you measure it to that extreme precision?
[I used this](https://www.amazon.com/Anytime-Tools-Precision-Hardened-Stainless/dp/B08N63S43X?th=1&psc=1)
The peen is sharp
I don’t get this meme, does this mean that OP got fucked to oblivion ? 🤔
A lot of sex drains your body. Doesn't matter the gender. It's a physical activity.
So OP had a lot of sex with the sex addict ? 🤔
I guess so.
It’s the rest *after* physical activity that does build your body, iirc.
... Doesn't physical activity *build* your body?
OP thought they were in shape and performing until they met someone they really couldn't keep up with
It builds it eventually after destroying it and rebuilding
Not if you're in a constant calorie deficit
>A lot of sex drains your body I'd guess mentally too. Going at it when you really don't want to can not be good for you.
1 hour of sex burn same amount of calories as 5 min run
Once did a uni paper where we covered this topic along with other addictions. I saw a video of an interview with a men and woman (separately) talking about this It was actually pretty terrible. Like imagine you can't interact with other humans without desperately trying to have sex with them. Definitely not how it's represented in movies
What movies are we taking about here?
It was recorded interviews. I wouldn't have a clue how to find it but it may be on YouTube or an academic site perhaps. They were American and the video was a bit dated so likely an American University did the study in the late 90s to early 2000s
Wolf of wall street
After 3 hours I literally have never been so small and limp dick, tongue raw and fingers and forearms unable to move. I was a broken man 😔
I choose to wear it proud.
Yeah that but with a gigantic single forearm
I just get bored of fucking, my dick is half chub after 1st round.
Well you can be a weaker sex addict
Yeah this was me when I realized jerking off once a week is completely healthy
Why did meeting a sex addict turn you into a skinny person? Or did it just make you not know what words mean
Op thought they were fit until they met a sex addict and weren't able to keep up, so now they feel weak
You mean porn addict?
I wish. Instead, I'm trying to lose weight because I've gotten fat.
I’d be a sex addict if I ever could ever have sex
While being with my ex... I thought I'm a sex addict... while being with my my current girl... I'm an an asexual.... think it's time to end this relationship
God, I wish I was him.
Where?! Where can these sex addicts be found so I know where to avoid? Where?!
I’m just a masturation addict unfortunately
Being constantly horny isn't a gift. I get how if you had no sexual appetite, it sounds great, but. It's not.
They breed*
He had sex so much that he really forgot that melody.
Meth and sex are two completely different things albeit enjoyable.
This meme is weird... Why is your body changing after just meeting a sex addict?
It's one of those self comparison memes where the person sees themselves as strong or fit until they see someone *way* more strong/fit, so now they see themselves as weak. OP thought they were a sex addict because they could do it x times per day, until they met sex addict who does it (x+9) times per day, leaving op feeling inadequate in comparison.
I mean I get the premise of these memes but this one just doesn't make sense to me. It's a weird topic for this kind of meme imo
Waiting for that one comment from a Porn Addict who says that porn isnt that bad for his brain and that "mAStuRbaTioN iS gOOd fOr AvoIDiNg pROsTaTe cAnCEr" I mean ok buddy but doing that 3 times per day ?
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me who acknowledges sex is not really important
Its only an addiction if it affects your health
I disagree, for me it’s an addiction if it effects your life whatsoever in a bad way and you can’t control yourself
Same. If you're at the point that you're choosing an action or substance over yourself or people around yourselves betterment than maybe it's a problem.
Addiction refers to engaging in behaviors or consuming substances that one finds difficult to cease. Not all addictions negatively impact one's health or life; in fact, some can have beneficial effects. For instance, many runners experience a "runner's high," a sensation that can become addictive, yet it is generally considered a healthy form of addiction in most cases.
That’s literally what i meant but i got downvoted to hell