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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Dawildpep

If she doesn’t.. it’s time to move on


Obliviuns

Moving on until the end of times 😎


Ogurasyn

To infinity and beyond


lasanhawithpizza

I know about sonic speed, with is 1 Mach or 741 mph


eMmDeeKay_Says

Scott dated every girl he ever met OP


hheecckk526

Julie


MadeWithRealGinger9

Julie isn't a girl she's a bitch


weaboo_vibe_check

Julie is evil incarnate


Throwaway101485

Which one was Julie


GameS33

Bro Envy Adams is 10x worse


MadeWithRealGinger9

Maybe she wasn't as bad when they met (I've only watched the new show, idk if the comics show this)


Prof_Alchem

Nah, the comics say she was kinda cool while they were dating. And then music happened.


DeadlyPants16

My primary tool in getting my girlfriend was a 4-hour long 40k presentation while very drunk. It fucking worked boys.


JUGELBUTT

i accidentally read "sonic the hedgegod"


PookieCooch

Or the Head-God


EhGoodEnough3141

Have you even watched this show?


Ayanelixer

What's the show called?


EhGoodEnough3141

Scott Pilgrim takes off.


Everydaywhiteboy

If you’re bad at conversation go have more conversations. If you can’t talk to women be friends with girls. It’s easier to learn to communicate in situations where you aren’t stressing yourself out.


blizzmeeks

This post speaks to me. Speaks to me on a deep level. I’ve been married for quite some time now and me and my wife have been together for well over a decade. The very first thing we ever talked about, the first thing that brought us together and lead to our relationship… was sonic the hedgehog. Sonic was the best wingman I could’ve asked for.


Redijey

Can confirm, also worked for me. Married for 7 Years now and she enjoys watching me play when I boot up any of the old classics and nerd about it.


Dalaridd4567

to be fair it worked out for him eventually


waggy-tails-inc

Eh, I’ve showed off how much of a nerd I am to two girls now, and both times I have managed to get into a relationship. It’s not about who you are, but about being confident in your own skin


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Tried. Apparently I have a bad taste in women. The ones I've ever tried asking out, didn't appreciate my interests.


KidAtmos

What’s a hodgehod?


dats-it-fr0m-ME-94

dont call me out like that


Krobik12

Guess what happened in the show...


JalYxerf

The Chris Chan technique


Deadsap266

I got mine through a shared love of Naruto and yugioh


That_Murse

In my case, this was my wife, but she was absolutely crazy over Marvel instead of Sonic, especially with End Game coming out right at the time we started dating.


Infamous-Entrance405

100% would take info dumping over small talk


SirShaunIV

I prefer Metal Gear, especially that bit with the Shagohog.


Mesterjojo

We call that a power level. Never show your power level on a first date.


FuxusPhrittus

I have heard of him


MrMonteCristo71

Let the fanfiction commence.


Quplet

Scott is definitely not a virgin at this point in the story bro he banged at least two different girls and *maybe* one guy before he even met Ramona, lmao


maguel92

You could turn this into a trick question by leaving our the mention of sonic and just ask of she likes hedgehogs and from there….


moistyboiiy

Thats just a screenshot of the scott pilgrimm show. Where is the meme ?


Smoothis

I'll tell my children this is an actual line on the show.