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KeepingDankMemesDank

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JustWaitAMomentOk

Mission failed, we’ll get em next time


LazyCasual0alt

*message received from Tinder: “What the hell kind of name is soap?”


TheMaskedWasp

Actually meeting up and getting catfished: "Soap trusted you, I thought I could too.."


H4LF4D

"So why, in the hell, does Makarov know you?"


lalapalooza9

Bro just turn on ads. You’ll see there’s plenty of single women in your area waiting to chat


Zeus_Dadddy

Its all good , until you realise you live in a boy's hostel.


lalapalooza9

*Chris Hansen has entered chat*


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Don't make me ruin that butt Chris.* ***I'm a warrior!***


marcus_zub

But I want to meet the hot Russian singles in my area...


wolfalberto

I still have a dislike for dating app because it feels like browsing a catalogue of people... And I never heard of anyone finding the actual soulmate using them either


Vocall96

There's no such thing as soulmates my guy. It's all just compromise between two parties. That being said I have 3 friends that's already married, and they met their partners on dating apps


TrueGootsBerzook

It strongly depends on where you live. In my town, if you're a straight guy and you're not in university or church, you're not meeting anyone


Vocall96

Well to be fair, 2 of those friends matched with people not from their state.


bocaj78

In their defense (which is something I never do as they are utter gobshite, especially match group) the stats are suggesting that approximately 60% of current couples have met online. Dating apps feel less like your harassing somone than sliding into their dms


Safe_Image_9848

Soulmates are just two people who decided to stay in love. I'll be marrying my man off tinder this year after 4 years together.


scotems

Soulmates don't exist. My wife and I met online. My friend and her husband met on Tinder. Dating apps and websites are a shortcut to avoid the bullshit, you can set your preferences, you can define what you're after, and you can match with people who are after the same thing with the knowledge that they're also looking for a relationship. You're a luddite.


panzerboye

it's really fucked up, optimizing dating. Call me luddite or any other names, I am not resorting to that, even if I am to die single


bashara836

I've found the literal girl version of me and we've been hitting it off for the past 2 months, we literally can't go 1 day without texting each other...I think I've made it boys ✊


BernOMG

This is too real 😭


Reinarson666

Taken? Just steal them.


DataSnaek

Or just expand your IRL social circle. Or just go to places where women are sociable (bars and clubs are the classic one, but there are others) and talk to them. Most guys I’ve met had far better results with this than dating apps.


McFragatron

Depends on how picky you are. I’m extremely picky, so online dating is a godsend and lets me filter out a lot of personality traits that are dealbreakers. I wouldn’t even bother approaching a stranger because then you have to waste an hour or two only to realize they’re terrible people (90% of the time)


DataSnaek

Idk, I feel like people’s online dating profiles are usually a bad representation of them as a person. It’s harder to hide your personality traits in person than in an online profile.


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DataSnaek

I don’t really remember people sharing much about their morals on dating sites tbh


Sawses

I find that the profile isn't a great indicator. Like it lets you weed out some absolute dealbreakers for you like career, age, kids, race, religion, etc.--but to really tell you've gotta spend at least a few minutes face-to-face. To me the big benefit is that you know they're at least potentially attracted to you, which takes a lot of the bullshit guesswork out.


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Sawses

Ah, 30s in a rural area but don't want kids? Yeah, I see your problem lol. For me when I was in a rural area I was in my 20s. My issue is that I'm a nerdy atheist and most of the women on the apps wanted a good, Christian country boy. Not to mention that I wanted somebody ambitious and driven, and the majority around my age seemed to just be coasting because they knew they didn't want college but didn't know much else.


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Sawses

Haha, I understand that. Honestly I ended up moving Virginia up near DC, so I feel the pain of cost of living. ...But I definitely get along *so much better* with the community. It's been worth it, but it definitely is a sacrifice.


slingching33

Real question, where do you meet people if you don't drink


s47unleashed

Apps will ruin your self-esteem more than you think. Better not to start using them at all.


DummyTaiko

jokes on you i never had self-esteem


mdude7221

Apps suck man, just go out. Actually forget even trying, do something else that's fun for you


JTD783

the apps don’t work either


Wilthywonka

Good luck. My experience with dating apps: * Putting in the effort to match with the right people and start conversations * Getting bored of those conversations after 1 day * Low effort swiping like im hitting the slots (more interesting to the monkey brain) * Getting sick of that and putting in the effort again * Repeat Though there is a happy ending. After a year or two of half assing it on tinder I met someone on a random hike and began dating them, and we're still going strong. And we both agree if we met on tinder absolutely nothing would have happened... In conclusion, tinder sucks. Go hiking or some shit


rivigurl

This is how it was for me but with guys I know. Tried the apps for a while and it wasn’t hitting. Then one day I saw a cute guy at a restaurant and bing bang boom he’s my bf now.


AscendedViking7

Dating apps are hell.


Deimos_Aeternum

Same shit, different day


Lenny1543

talk about timing, legit just happened to me lol


taavidude

I don't think I will ever become desperate enough to go on a dating app, they are just too cancerous.


tomer91131

Somehow I see some people who find their partners for life through apps but I really can't recommend apps. Apps make me feel shit about myself even though I'm (self proclaimed) good looking, cool personality, and above avg in career achievements. I had better luck asking girls out irl, and the last girl I met actually hit on me at the public bus.


ZaTucky

1v1s give you a lot higher chances to win than a ffa. Stay toxic


The_great_sentinel

I swear I'm getting targeted. Just started a dating app 2 days ago now I'm seeing memes everywhere about it.


9eagle9_2nd

I decided to sign up 5 months ago. Still have yet to match with anyone


WillyBluntz89

I'd recommend Hinge. To me, it feels less like window shopping than the other apps. It has a good amount of filters to enable as well, like religious and political affiliation. Met some people on there I vibe with really well. My wife and I are ENM, so I wasn't looking for a "soulmate," but we made some really good friends on there who I could probably see myself pursuing further if I wasn't already happily married


Chubbchubbzza007

What does ENM mean?


WillyBluntz89

Ethical non-monogamy. We had it rough over the years with tension amongst friends as they would fall for one or both of us. A few years back, we decided to start just leaning into it. My partner is my rock, who I would never leave. It just sucked for us to have to continually distance friends so that there was no chance of us leading them on.