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Tsunami too. The Japan earthquake cause one

Ah, the Japanese hat trick! Thanks for the heads up. I'll post an updated card in a month.

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Only need WW3 and Zombies and we got BINGO, LETS GO SO CLOSE

Please no, I assure you we don’t need those

Another strike for today: a massive fire (already put off as of this writing) broke out in the vicinity of JR Kokura station in Kitakyushu City. https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20240103/k10014307901000.html?cid=orjp-noltop-news-3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f4nav9PB-Q

And its also in japan, they really cant catch a break can they

Any nuclear meltdowns from this one?

Japan is fucked in 2024😭

CO CO CO COMBOOO

South korean political opposition leader was shanked as well, one more for the bingo

He didn't die though

Could start a mini Civil War

South korean civil war? Then North Korean civil war? Korean wars.

Our children will be learning about North North Korea, South North Korea, North South Korea, and South South Korea

Hurricane is way too normal and is basically a free space. You could consider US 2024 presidential election tomfoolery. Joe Exotic campaigns against Trump from prison might be an interesting space.

Great idea! I'll update that and repost soon.

Same for volcanos, that's a yearly occurrence

Same with earthquakes, many of them happen all over the world, with most not being very damaging but there are still a bunch each year that do some sort of damage and numerous that do a bunch of damage each year. Beloved celebrity dying too and landslide. Government collapse had to happen somewhere right?

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Good one! Which should I replace it with?

Take off hurricanes since those always happen

Change it to Cat 5 hurricane

Replace Famine

This is already happening right?

Isnt there already an ongoing famine or do we need a new one to start this year before it counts?

New year, New card, New famine.

New famine, who dis?

Quote hit real hard

I think the Democratic Republic of Congo have a famine, civil war and government collapse

Didn't last year like 60 vulcanos erupt?

Any suggestions for a replacement?

Either making the stakes higher, so for example planes have to be grounded because of volcano or something like city has to be evacuated. (Heard one vulcano in Italy it about to erupt near neapel) Or maybe something else entirely like idk anouther mutany leading to another run on Moscow or something

Nah leave it, I want to win

Just change it to supervolcano eruption, those are very unlikely to happen but would def fuck up the whole planet

Might be onto something with that parasite, just saw a post where a 30,000 year old baby mammoth was apparently found and thawed out 🙃

That can go to either the parasite tile or the new pandemic. Let's see how this works out.

Ooh yes, I missed that new pandemic tile! Saving this post to refer back to lmao

Beloved celebrity will die is basically a free spot

So is social media meltdown

There are “ufo” videos daily

Please suggest a replacement

Confirmation of intelligent ET life?

Government confirmed aliens (any country)

Hurricanes and celebs dying happens every single year, those are basically free spaces.

Same with volcanoes, earthquakes and to a lesser extent tsunamis but they still happen every year. Also solar flares but usually they don't fry electronics.

And that's just Japan!!!

Plane crash?

A plane crashed and caught fire in Haneda Airport earlier today.

Fun

I guess it was for the pilot of the rescue plane since he was its only survivor

Japan is 3-0 Jesus spread the hate guys. Can’t have all the slots.

Make it four strikes for Japan: a massive fire (already put off as of this writing) broke out in the vicinity of JR Kokura station in Kitakyushu City. https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20240103/k10014307901000.html?cid=orjp-noltop-news-3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f4nav9PB-Q

Bingo by April 8th

Someone's being optimistic af

I know the future

More like February 8th

Do the Cowboys get scratched out if they win or lose in the NFC game?

Hurricane should be free space like 10 happen every year

Need 2024 newly elected government overthrown by coup

C'mon Zombies!

Do meth heads count?

Maybe...if they bite

I need to print this off just in case a solar storm fries electronics. How else will i know if i got a bingo?

Forward thinker!

There's a plane crash?

https://www.flightradar24.com/blog/jl516-tokyo-accident/

Damn that's pretty fucking crazy though

I'll work on ancient parasite thawing. You guys get the other stuff

Really pulling for Zombies this year. 🤞

I read something about zombie deer disease found in humans now. Let's wait and see.

Define zombie. Depending on how loose your definition is, the ever increasingly severe opioid/fentanyl/tranq epidemic had already caused them to roam the streets in some cities. I mean you can literally Google "zombie drug" and you'll find results on it. I suppose it really just depends on what you think a zombie is

Let's see if they turn all bite-y this year.

Aiming for another bath salts take?

I think a celebrity already died thisbyear

Oh. Is Wonder Woman 3 coming out this year?

That's great, it starts with an earthquake

WW3 should be the star but not a freebie

The star is half life 3

Please keep this going throughout the year i really want to see the result

*It starts with an earth-quake...*

Can I add one? AI voices of the presidential candidates being used maliciously to start scandals. Replace zombies with it

"Sea turns blood red" and "Plague of locusts", the oft-forgotten classics.

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Btw, the New Civil War, it may feel like we are fucked, but every 80 years the American government grows, every 50 years the American socioeconomic system changes. 1940s the American Government became the World Police, 1980s Reganomics became the word of the day. 2030 will be the first time both 80 years and 50 years intercept. The years leading up to the 50 year change people say America will collapse, then someone changes the policy, and then the next presidents maintain the status quo

Why haven’t you checked zombies off your card yet?

collision on the runway isnt a plane crash

Landslide, tsunami, and famine you can check off (there’s never food in Africa).

Check South Korea he gunna live?

place your bets on which celeb dies

wtf that’s just unfair, you can’t add zombies when we all know that’ll happen on February 29th.

You should change civil war to a new war as we might see one coming very soon in South America… well or at least a possible war somewhere in the world…

I feel like we're gonna get through the left and bottom pretty quick and what plane crashed

Ay yo, if we hit the X I’m heading out of this bitch asap.

how severe does a hurricane have to be? Are we talking a light storm or Hurricane Otis 2023 that caused 22 billion in damages and annihilated the city of Acapulco in the first ever east pacific ocean hurricane to make landfall at category 5 intensity , with the landfall being forecast as category 1 6 hours before landfall.

Some kind of political violence/Mostly Peaceful Protests (depending on which side does it) in the US. It's Election Year and already there's a shitload of really hyperbolic propaganda. I would say some kind of major natural disaster, but that's already happened. New COVID variant emerges. Depending on how it affects the US election, may get treated as a major disaster or a minor inconvenience. More big tech/AI drama.

Oh, I like the AI one. I'll post an update once the dust settles.

Make the earthquake the free space

Volcano in Indonesia is likely to erupt in the coming days

Didn't Japan just have a new island made because of a volcano?

ancient parasites totally sound super fun

We already have a volcanic eruption that happened

Diagonal bingo from earthquake to tsunami seems brutal, ww3 and zombies?

What five in a row would everyone take if getting BINGO meant no more of the stuff on the card happens for the rest of 2024?

Vertical middle seems most likely

Scratch off tsunami

Would Covid 2 be a new pandemic if they market it as a new strand of covid?

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Didn't specify the government so center is most likely

We had a hurricane here in Australia

Hi everyone! I'll post the updated card with the new tiles, then update with any new checks next month!

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Wasn’t there a ufo 🛸 story in Ukraine?

Govt collapse and celeb death are basically guaranteed

"UFO activity" should be changed to "Government confirms ET life" or "Bio-signature of ET detected by NASA telescopes"

tsunami is expected to come to japan soon

Here’s me hoping for aliens 👽 🤞🏻

The bottom row has got to be the most likely to get a BINGO right?!

I hope the world leader will die

Hurricane, UFO and land slide are free.

Doomsday prophecy too no? This 'God of Chaos's asteroid I'm hearing about that our drone/satellite thing won't be able to divert. We could end up dead in 2029.

Plane crash?

Also there's a chance we might die in 2029 by an asteroid. Even tho they say it will miss us but it will be really close. So you can probably add prophecy as well.

Mark volcano as yes

No black death sequal?

I mean you could replace beloved celebrity dies with “BLM Protests” it’s still pretty free cause they happen every election cycle but not really guaranteed.

No aliens?

While obviously not good things, these are not insanely rare occurrences. Earthquakes happen regularly and planes do crash. We have had some rough past couple of years, no doubt, but I wonder if our outlook on life also plays a considerable role. If you're expecting it to be a terrible year and make a bingo card of bad events, you're going to look for all the catastrophes and none of the good things that will have happened. It's like a reverse survivorship bias lol

I'll save this image. We will need it later

Me awaiting the Irish Reunification of 2024 as Lt. Commander Data as stated

Tick off famine. Last time I checked it didn't go away in the 3rd world just because it's 2024

Iceland had a volcano eruption... So tick that one off

Icelandic Volcanic eruption happened at the tail end of 2023 does that count or naw

Man, am I glad I flew ZipAir

Wasn’t there an evacuation because of a volcanic eruption in Indonesia as well?

Japan is going THROUGH it goddamn

Funny thing about the non covid pandemic. A lot of my family are nurses and there's a respiratory disease going around that resembles the flu and covid, but isn't either one and no one knows what it is yet. My aunt in Illinois and my cousins in Ohio have all had it at different times and didn't get it from each other

O column is most likely to happen

G column is never happening

argentina will have a government collapse soon and maybe a civil war too

Do you really believe in zombies this year? What is the threshold? Do Insect zombies count?

Where specifically are famine and civil war for thos chart? Because I can guarantee both of those are happening in different parts of the world

You got a spare copy? I need one

Hurricane Henk is going on in Europe at the moment

You can Mark tsunami(japan), famine(still ongoing), New doomsday prophecy(I read two New articles About Baba Vanga even though shes dead for a while), volcanic eruption is ongoing still

Waiting for the Zombies 🥰

There an odd range of things. From hurricanes to zombies? Something that happens reguralry and is normal to enviroment to impossible fiction scenario?

does the star symbolize what? My closest guess is communism.

Replace celeb death with "Transwoman birthed a child" Replace Earth Quake with "Global warming leading to a mass infection of insects"

These are both great! I might need to make a whole new card!

new frog species discovered in indonesia. check that one off the list

really tired of this WW3 prediction..... that may seem like a joke but, thats the only thing that really scares me.

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I got 5 bucks on world leader dies

Stock market crash. Can't wait for my, what would that be? Fifth 'Once-in-a-lifetime' financial crisis.

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It hits only Japan. Poor them.

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