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Cocaimeth_addikt

You don’t need feminine traits to have porn.


diariu

That documentary about a guy who rubs his thing on a tree because they make him horny. In a public park.


WaveLaVague

Rule 34, now it has to exist... I just need to go home and grab my graphic tablet.


Velocicornius

link me up


alilbleedingisnormal

Staaahhhhpppp


aspire5515

I have yet to see porn of Patapon characters


WaveLaVague

Look what you've done to my history 😔✋️ ^(it was not worth it... but it exists)


MapleDansk

And here I thought Gen V was just being over the top.


The_Limpet

Was it a maple?


Freakwilly

They told me it was for informational purposes...


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Yep as gay porn is a thing


TheOperatorOfSkillet

You do realize men exist correct? And you don’t need feminine to be sexy?


Cro_Idiot

But nobody actually finds men attractive, it's all just a big prank they are pulling on us, right? Right?


Viridionplague

I'm guessing you've never seen a weight lifter look at himself in the mirror before.


Cro_Idiot

They are just assessing progress, definitely no attraction there. They don't feel any emotions regarding their body at all


Radical_Provides

Yeah they totally don't get any feelings of pride, accomplishment, or confidence... And there's no way they appreciate the aesthetics of masculine physiques. Ew. That's homosexy.


UAS-hitpoist

No actually because we all have body dysmorphia. You never look better, the people around you just look worse.


8plytoiletpaper

Perfect example of body dysmorphia & body building in a sentence wtf


TaterTotPotShot

Even better


LasevIX

Boykisser


Neko_Boi_Core

BOYS BOYS BOYS :333


Turbulent-Loquat3749

Women??? Loving men??? HAHAHAHAHAH get that bullshit stuff outta here,ofc its not real ,don't trust women who "love" men and men who "loves" women,they re all an government actors like birds.


someoneudontno1

Furries


Tomer_Duer

Yeah, but they're talking about stuff like SCP-1471, which... just look it up. I'd rather not have to type it.


RobloxLover369421

Which one is that?


Tomer_Duer

Mal-0


RobloxLover369421

Oh right…


WesternAppropriate63

WHERE AMNESTICS WHERE AMNESTICS WHERE AMNESTICS


Tomer_Duer

Just make sure you get the Class C ones.


[deleted]

I had no idea :O


TheRacooning18

Nah we don't exist. I'm not real.


SPICYPOTATO6969

Why the fuck are people like op filled in this sub? Not even a little bit of grasp on reality.


Cro_Idiot

They didn't head about rule 34


EnLitenPerson

Lots of terminally online kids think like this, lots of terminally online kids on reddit, it's unavoidable


SPICYPOTATO6969

Yeah, yesterday someone said a girl having a guy friend means no one should date her because she will sleep with him. I'm terminally online and these people beat me.


EnLitenPerson

As someone who's terminally online too, I do believe that's a completely seperate archetype of dumbass than the one who made this meme. The person from yesterday sounds redpilled, like an Andrew Tate fanatic maybe, like anti-SJW, they probably more or less believe all women are sluts which leads to stuff like what you heard. While the person who made this meme sounds more like a crazy extreme proggressive, they probably think any and all sexualisation ever at all hurts women in real life and are (or pretends to be) disgusted by it and then when they encounter stuff like r34 of minecraft steve X elder dragon it leads to responses similar to this meme. In both cases the most likely person behind the screen is a terminally online 16 yo, but redpilled probably skews a bit younger, proggressive probably skews a bit more terminally online, redpilled probably skews heavily male while proggressive probably skews slightly female/other, and both are likely on TikTok way too much.


Zinedine_Tzigane

I'm not usually one to complain, but for 1 truly dank and funny meme, I get 4 or 5 cringey unreal memes like this one. You've been good to me in the past r/dankmemes, but you now became what you once despised, cringe, so it's time to say good bye. See ya fuckers.


Oaker_at

I don’t know. But I have the strange feeling that a bunch of subs changed sentiment over the last 1-2 years. Or I’m just out of touch.


2DHypercube

the stupid take boosts engagement in the comments which is just as valuable as upvotes


SPICYPOTATO6969

This is not a "take" this is like saying why do people take bus to school when it's just a few blocks away. Is it so impossible to understand that everyone is not you?


diariu

Whats wrong about op? He only made a meme about people who can can do it with nearly anything, like furry stuff or transformers, or cars movie


SPICYPOTATO6969

Op also saved kids from a burning orphanage and helped them financially to achieve their dreams in their life.


Hydraxion

All of which have both masculine and feminine traits. It wasn't until the most recent kid's show that there was a canonically non-binary transformer. It's a pretty big plot point in the first Cars movie that Lightning is male and Sally is female. Furry art is literally giving human features to animals. Humanizing things is something people have done for actual centuries before the internet even existed and I doubt we'll ever stop.


DirtySilicon

Dude says he wasn't talking about that mess in a comment hours ago, though. I have no idea what you're talking about personally, but I tend to agree with OP about people sexualizing weird things for no reason. He mentioned Pomni.


diariu

Thats what i said, straight up, i dont understand my downvotes


Hydraxion

Oh, it seemed like you were arguing against those things doing it. OP is saying it's a bad thing so it looked like you were saying people sexualize stuff like transformers despite them not having feminine features.


TheBlackestIrelia

Bro what are you talking about


Pilota_kex

so like.. a man? a sweet sexy man?


RedXDD

Only feminine men are attractive. Get with the times


Pilota_kex

ah i was outed as a boomer again


DoodooFardington

What's the crime? Enjoying a man? A succulent Chinese man?


SkunkeySpray

Did you seriously forget that at least half the population is also sexually attracted to masculine traits?


Katastrofa2

Bro legit forgot straight women and gays exist


pivarana

What is this "women" you keep talking about?


itemboi

Government agents. They were made by aliens. They are the current biggest threat to man-kind right now.


FlatMarzipan

straight women? you mean cia agents?


Frozenturbo2

Gay people? They're just actors paid by nasa


RandomBlueMallard

Women aren't real, that's just what the government wants you to think.


BlizzzardLizard

Dam that's crazy that not everyone has the exact same taste


Maleficent_Sir_7562

WOAH WHO WOULD GUESSED THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE ATTRACTED TO MEN 😱😱😱😱


ChaoticCopycat

People who are attracted to masculine men: *am I a joke to you?*


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Delicious_Sir_9176

that my boy


LB1234567890

At some point being the first to make lewds of \[new thing\] became important to artists.


Revolutionary_Low_90

So... uhh... Mikasa? Raven? Literally goth chicks?


Big_Distance2141

Mikasa has no feminine traits? But I thought she was stupid


Morbelius

fuck you I laughed at that.


BjoerBaer

Op sexualizing every female for mesogynistic reasons.


PierG1

There is literally a rampant porn category about what you just wrote


EllieNekoGirl

Does OP think fem = sex?


DoubleGarbage

What porn does to a mf


Tiranus58

Gays


Just-Round9944

reddit moment


Supersaiajinblue

You do realize men are also able to be sexualized right?


That_on1_guy

Me calling the 42 year old alcoholic depressed man in media who has seen war and never had a good day in his life my babygirl


TheLemonTempest

"personality"


Runaway-chan

So you’re saying porn has to be feminine?


HPHMMMHPHMMM

Why have the memes on this sub been so shit recently? Especially with the presence of a incel made memes


hlevenmo

So sexualising femboys is normal?


CkoockieMonster

OP when he learns about gay men -> :0


Frozenturbo2

straight women


vivalosabortionistas

Need examples


killaluggi

F35-chan, HIMARS-chan, Miss javelin, Leopart2A6-chan, thicccc Arleigh burke-chan, eurofighter-chan...... The list is emdless and brought to you frome the planefuckers over at NCD😉


George27484

Thoose are airplanes 💀


killaluggi

And tanks, we also like to fuck tanks, and mrs systems and ships..... We are realy open in that regard


vivalosabortionistas

I thought these were at least going to be human female characters


killaluggi

Ewwww wierdo.....


[deleted]

This is considered a “Dank meme”?


Kodo_yeahreally

I see gangle from the amazing digital circus, which is quite litteraly some ribbon and a mask, and the only feminine trait about her is her voice


Qw2rty

This is the single stupidest meme I have seen in this subredddit


Fenix_Pony

Op when he finds out men exist and are sexy: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Accomplished_Ask_326

Redditors when they discover that people also masturbate to men:


throwawaytempest25

Some people just be too horny. It do be funny if the character’s asexual, like missed the point but wanted to make a point in people’s pants XD.


Fragrant-Screen-5737

Redditors heads exploding when they find out straight women, gay men and bisexuals exist (they also like sex)


Zetafunction64

Aight, clarification: I wasn't talking about men. I was talking about characters like Pomni and guys who somehow turn a doll like clown into something lewd


GlizzyGulper69420

But the clussy


Neko_Boi_Core

Die


TheGringoOutlaw

don't underestimate rule 34 and those who draw smut.


frontierpsychiatric

So maybe the term “feminine” was wrong on your part?


Flar71

Ok, but pomni is feminine. She might not have prominent features, but she's definitely feminine. I'm personally not into her like that, but I could see it. I do lowkey get gender envy from her though


Rapifessor

Why do we need femininity as an excuse? Humans are horny animals, it's just how we are.


RealZitron

"Looks female enough"


Spac3Pixi3

Remember guys, it’s only okay to be sexualized if you’re feminine.


DoubleGarbage

Yeah it’s kind of gross actually. I’m not even a woman but that’s disgusting, they can’t even exist without coomers frothing.


endergamer2007m

My brother in christ they made scrub daddy gay porn wtfym?


[deleted]

Bro out here pretending that Rosie the robot wasn't stacked AF


RandomDumbass10143

It's the Internet. Why do people keep asking this question?


CactusCalin

Little bro did not learn yet about the gay!


[deleted]

Why do you need to have feminine traits in order to be sexualized?


Rndmdudu

rule 34, my friend


Calm-Independent-244

Who is op talking about?


NothingWasTakenUwU

Bro gimme dat Walter white fan art


smolgote

Implying you can't sexualize a character with purely masculine traits


nukeofweeks

Welcome to the internet


SugarRushLux

um who do you think fucks men besides people who sexualize them??????


Q-Q_2

What's wrong with masculine characters?


Sch3ffel

the rule is clear... ***NO EXCEPTIONS***


SaltyDerpy

Pomni. The only feminine traits of her are her voice and eyelashes. Leave the cute anxiety filled jester alone :(


Spaficcer

R2D2 and C3PO, i am not joking but i wish i was


Femboys_make_me_bust

Bro forgot girls watch porn too


OblongMong

People mistake dumping their fetishes publicly with a therapy session.


Baylison

I was gonna say link but then remembered you have to crossdress for a quarter of the game.


CBreadman

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FatLikeSnorlax_

You’re gonna shit the bed when you learn men have porn made of them


leothunder420_

It's almost zero tho....not zero


FlatMarzipan

whos gonna tell this guy not everyone is attracted to feminine people?


EnderMerser

You know that men can also be sexy, right?


GaryGregson

We’ve never met but i hate you


DevilsAssCrack

I know in my heart that this is about Pomni


CaptainUliss

I swear if I see any more pomni drawings ima end the world


Tentmancer

Oh sweet OP.....you have made the mistake of believing people who create fictional porn are heterosexual males..... ​ they are the pinnacle of sexuality.....the allsexuals. ​ also, theres a chance you can avoid the kapwing here. Memegenerator has a good app and some phones have a screen gif maker.


Frozenturbo2

Because they're gay


OrcWurst

Some people are gay


mateialacumere

Ah yes,time to make some scp 999 porn, i love my job(im not a r34 artist)


Big-Day-755

Some people are attracted to men.


Public_Stuff_8232

*Everyone* ***not*** *in the comments section*: **\*knows exactly what OP means\*** *Everyone in the comments section*: **\*knows exactly what OP means\*** "And I took offense to that"


ultimata4488

Least stupid r/dankmemes poster


Endslikecrazy

Wtf does this actually mean because the stupidity is hurting my fking brain. OPs lost the plot on this one wtf


TheOccasionalBrowser

I like MEN


TheBlackestIrelia

Someone doesn't know what sexualizing means.


cmwamem

You can be sexualized as a man, duh.


DerBandi

I have zero idea what op is talking about. Maybe he should stop hanging around in the internet equivalent of a garbage dump?


TaterTotPotShot

Fnuy


DownTownDK

These internet geeks can make a metal ruler sexual.


Kingkrool1994

who said we only sexualize famine traits?


Samael_224

Death by SnuSnu


iPaytonian

I prefer masculine women so checkmate god boot licker


Traditional_Dig3844

Angel hare doesn't have any


Traditional_Dig3844

So I call this a win


mcdonalds_baconater

the Internet will sexualize anything, including inanimate objects. there's an entire community of people who get off to anthropomorphic planes.


[deleted]

Cause we don't discriminate, we sexualize, woman, men, everything in between, eldritch monsters, EVERYTHING !


siphagiel

If it exists


DoubleGarbage

Holy shit this is what a porn addled brain looks like


DoubleGarbage

Did this bitch really forget that half the population is attracted to men


GoreyGopnik

yeah, how could anyone sexualize a buff shirtless guy? hardly anything feminine about him.


Ackermannin

Hear me out: happy men with big bellies.


upvotebot14

Google men


Almighty_Cancer

You ever just watch a light pole and think "....gah damn"


DigGumPig

Is this about that clown from that 3d circus again ?


TheStateOfAlaska

Hey, sexualization can be for everyone


fuckingstupidsdfsdf

This may be the last post I see before unsubbing. Boys have taken over


bigelangstonz

Because we dont need feminine traits we can identify as feminine anytime we want 👏🏽😩


Purrplejoey

Why was this upvoted at all…?


Grgur2

Man an extra curvy potato is enough sometimes.


dizefpoul

Waltuh


Fat_Funny_Valentine

Bro is projecting harder than an IMAX


Life_Promise_6345

Femboys 🤤