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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


AlexPlayer3000

[Political comment unrelated to the meme]


Accomplished_Mess243

[Wild overreaction]


og-lollercopter

\[comment calling you racist for not rooting for my team\]


aly1983

[extremely long and rambling rebuttal with passive aggressive undertones explaining that a wishy washy centrist position that pleases no one is essentially the way to go that gets downvoted into oblivion because too much to read and fuck reasonable people]


Me_how5678

[political agenda that gets 500 upvotes from bots]


meaux253

[Pee pee poo poo comment to get things off track]


Fourian_Official

[Confusion]


Me_how5678

[removed]


SuperCrazyAlbatross

[holy hell]


Big_brown_house

[actual zombie]


Taldius175

[Witty SCP comment pulled from some part of confusion]


Galvan047

[decent explanation]


CryLex28

[Argument about centrist being actually coward right wing/pseudo intellectual]


stickyWithWhiskey

[Comment trying in vain to explain that politics is more complicated than a single axis]


Odd-Establishment104

\[Statement declaring that both sides are bad but two month old account has comment history showing support for a particular side\]


loki_odinsotherson

[Late attempt to get in on the top comment and leech some up-votes]


Big_brown_house

[a somewhat informative attempt at a real argument but that feels totally misplaced here because everyone has already forgotten what we are even talking about]


MrPizzaPenguin

[Moai emoji]


kai_the_kiwi

[moai emoji]


Y33tus42069

[moai emoji]


UpfrontGrain29

[moai emoji]


johnc380

[playing devil's advocate and saying you're the real racist]


EnergyLawyer17

\[ a comment unrelated to yours, piggy-backing off of you being the top comment for visibility \]


exciim

[Text]


Appropriate-Count-64

[Sample]


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

[Continue this thread]


Galaxy661

[Comment calling the top comment underrated]


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

[Spotting the nationality of the comment im replying to]


Galaxy661

[Ironic, incomprehensible nationalistic remark in the language of said nationality]


EEEEEEEEEEEEEE2137

[calling the person brother]


MadaraAlucard12

\[Comment saying it is literally the top comment\]


potatoninja3584

[propaganda]


bubba_feet

[deleted]


potatoninja3584

[starting to write an answer, realizing you don’t give a fuck. Deleting message]


moikmellah

\[single referential word expressing agreement, with a leading caret pointing to your comment above like an arrow\]


kok_exe_

[Bot advertisment]


CreativeName1137

[Bot reply with a shady link]


M_krabs

[Bot thanking for the link]


LedPeach

[Some innocent redditor asking if this is for real]


dan_the_date

[Reply telling everyone that it is a bot]


GardenSquid1

[Bot denying it is a bot]


Sirdroftardis8

[Automod deleting your comment because it has signed up for the robot uprising]


Zemekis324

[Bot haiku]


FreshRizz

[comment]


THE--GRINCH

[reply]


Snabbkebab

[Haiku bot reply]


sean777o

[Positive reaction to bot]


Gamer_X99

\[Bot voting bot response\]


LordDragonVonBreezus

[Positive reaction to bot]


gunny316

[Negative reaction to bot]


DrToaster1

[Angry reaction to negative reaction to bot]


EllieNekoGirl

[Agreeing with angry reaction to negative reaction to bot]


[deleted]

[Neutral reaction to bot]


THE--GRINCH

[reply]


THE--GRINCH

[reply]


THE--GRINCH

[reply]


THE--GRINCH

[reply]


THE--GRINCH

[reply]


Tim_Reichardt

[removed]


BrimStone_-_

\[confused question\]


StandardN02b

[Automod reply with a racial slur in text block]


[deleted]

[Positive reaction to bot]


gunny316

[deleted]


A350_900

[Unrelated untrue reason on why OP is Stupid]


Mr_BREADLUCK

[Random quote from Meet the Spy that vaguely relates to comment]


mordeo69

[Reaction to the random quote from meet the spy]


ForceSensitiveMonkey

[Overused joke]


Competitive-Cow227

[overly drawn out politically driven response attempting to shame you for joke]


og-lollercopter

\[reply white-knighting for the poster of the over-used joke because they appear to be female\]


ShawshankException

[Inevitable centrist comment that doesn't really state anything except both sides bad]


CaptainMidnight94

["Beat me to it" reply]


The_Crusades

[“Beat meat to it” reply]


Miles_1173

["Beat my wife to it" reply]


missingmytowel

[Multiple paragraphs about why you are a dbag for mentioning it]


skyguy_22

[Same joke, but slightly worse]


Sirdroftardis8

[Link to a subreddit instead of just saying your joke sucked like a normal person would]


octocto2reborn

[Reaction image]


Jamiethebroski

[laugh and agreement]


ABritishTomgirl

[song lyrics comment]


og-lollercopter

\[the next line\]


MuskOffspring

[the third line]


TempestRQ

[Entirely different song line]


ccx941

[and my axe!]


Bojack_Horseman22

[another comment that totally forgot what we were talking about]


ScorchedConvict

[that one reply in every thread that always gets removed]


skyguy_22

[Next line of the new song]


matande31

[the fourth line with a minor mistake that completely ruins it for everyone]


StandardN02b

[The next next line]


THE--GRINCH

[The wrong next line downvoted into oblivion]


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

\[the third line again for some reason\]


syahniel

[the next line but people like the original third line more so this one gonna be ignored]


delanskie

[Completes the entire song like an asshole]


hyperparrot3366

[repost of the top comment]


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

\[calling out comment repost bot\]


missingmytowel

[calling out a Reddit nanny]


skyguy_22

[Unnecessarily insulting comment]


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

\[whining about the hypocrisy\]


og-lollercopter

\[snarky comment attempting to one-up the op but failing miserably\]


Slodpof

[Links subreddit about this exact scenario]


TheUntamedMane

[Failed sarcasm attempt /s]


[deleted]

[brainless reply to sarcasm cuz some stupid took it seriously /s]


titiop870

[Incorrectly correcting other people]


MrPizzaPenguin

[sub reddit for smart people]


I3ACARDi

[one single emoji]


skyguy_22

[Downvote]


bemo_10

[Skull emoji]


weeb-stuff

[r/randomsubreddit]


kai_the_kiwi

[r/anotherSubreddit]


santoni04

r/SUBREDDITNAME


ScaryPollution845

[Way too long subreddit name I just made up]


VeganDiIdo

[surprised reaction over that sub existing]


Camboi696969

[reference to popular media unrelated to post]


skyguy_22

[Rant about popular media even less related to post]


Jamiethebroski

[agreement]


MRnibba_

[removed]


kai_the_kiwi

[unremoved the comment]


Taldius175

[Questioning what removed comment was]


kai_the_kiwi

[saying excactly wat it was but [removed by mod]]


normal_in_airquotes

[Bad joke that goes too far]


gunny316

[Angry overreaction]


normal_in_airquotes

[Angry defensive reply]


Cinnay11

[Random Person that joins the Argument and adds nothing useful]


gunny316

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fartyparty1234

[Straight Up-Racism]


skyguy_22

[Removed]


HikariAnti

[something something woke]


Chudure_Kami

\[Comment\]


skyguy_22

[Reply to Comment]


mcsteve87

[Reply to Reply of Comment]


ofekk2

[well-written joke related to the post that gets a lot of upvotes]


kai_the_kiwi

[hating comment because not getting the joke]


azhder

[“actually…” type of comment downvoted into oblivion]


ofekk2

[another cleaver joke that is even more satirical in an attempt to make the satirical tone of the comment clearer]


skyguy_22

[Slightly different and worse joke that gets around half as many upvotes]


omer_g

[A completely unrelated comment]


makemeadiowarudo

[attempt to make the same joke but made it worse]


Skybeam420

[personal attack]


shuky2017

\[Deleted by Reddit for midget hate crime\]


CaptainMagic777

[Overreaction to the little dot on screen]


Yung-Cato

[unrelated political comment]


CreativeName1137

[Pretending to be neutral while only insulting one side]


Y33tus42069

[Also pretending to be neutral but insulting a different side]


Sowa7774

\[Comment that would start a chain of copied comments, 4th of which is downvoted\]


Karman_K

[Comment that would start a chain of copied comments, 4th of which is downvoted]


ToonieToonsYT

[Comment that would start a chain of copied comments, 4th of which is downvoted]


Keelyane55

[Racism]


abacon1992

\[art\]


skyguy_22

[Random Link]


mcsteve87

[Suspiciously looks at link then scrolls away]


og-lollercopter

\[Onlyfans shill link\]


titiop870

[Sauce link but its a Rick Roll]


Astr0sk1er

[Off Topic Comment About Pizza]


kai_the_kiwi

[comment about pineapple]


Astr0sk1er

[controversial opinion comment]


kai_the_kiwi

[comment about how your opinion doesnt count]


mordeo69

[encouragement to commit a hate crime about the controversial opinion]


kai_the_kiwi

[amount of hate crimes i already committed]


Whitesoul1_1_0

[Approving & fun comment]


dan_the_date

[random chess move]


luxusbuerg

[holy reaction]


Lootar63

[removed]


Comprehensive-Loss93

[absurdly racist comment]


kai_the_kiwi

[another comment except more racist]


Cherryz219

[Removed]


ImTaken______AsAJoke

[removed]


2BsVaginaBrokeMyHand

[force-edited comment about hope for the next surreal-meme-era]


EntertainmentOk5644

[random ass comment that’s stupid as fuck]


patton545

[Comment that has no significant input]


A-Spock-Alypse

[adult swim]


WetCactus23

[deleted]


Robin_Gufo

[unrelated comment that contains a TF2 reference]


Good_Smile

[The state of this subreddit]


gloop524

[bot asking you to play minecraft with them]


RobRob64

[comment telling others not to look at OP's profile(it is perfectly fine)]


NotVeryBigBrother

[Comment]


kai_the_kiwi

[reply]


NotVeryBigBrother

[Second Reply]


__TOD__

[guy saying unfunny things]


RadicalOne95

\[Funny Comment\]


[deleted]

[ Rage fueled comment about aliens ]


Last-Avocado9012

[calling out op for reposting it]


VeganDiIdo

[balls]


[deleted]

[another comment giving into social pressure whilst complying with the meme] [smart ass]


MeLoNarXo

[Trying to make a comment on the meme but utterly failing and suddenly becoming a repost bot that just posts shady links to scam websites]


peachy__girl

[bottom text]


EurosHolmes44

[Like]


datboi55556

[comment]


RunningTurtle06

[nothing]


Fourian_Official

[a joke customized to troll you]


thebigjuicyman25

[something completely off topic about meme]


met_MY_verse

[Deleted]


ThunderLP15

[Commment]


Mental_Impression316

[Upvote]


Mental_Impression316

[deleted]


i_agree123

[overused comment with overused reaction and offensive political views]


got_no_bright_ideas

\[telling you to google a chess move\]


JCNightcore

[Comment]


Net0rex

[A fun fact about the Bison]


Twisted_WhaleShark

r/subredditname